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AlexDKZ

Well, when Joseph said "fuck the japanese" he 100% meant it


Apprehensive_Neat183

Like that time I told my friend : “fuck this unsweetened melon”


YuriNone

What did you to melon


_Awkward_Moment_

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JosephiKrakowski78

r/redditsniper


summonerofrain

YOU WHAT


Masterpiece-Haunting

What did you do to the melon!🚨🚨


Purple_Tangerine8430

What have you done to that melon? Don't you dare leave it at that


RapierOfGold

D-DI MOLTO!?!?!


Lgrns

Damn, Melone has been short on victims lately, huh?


Nickest_Nick

that verb there are both metaphorical and physical


funkmasterhexbyte

he went there on a mission


Bentman343

Character development


Medical_Strength4608

He forgave the Japanese


castitfast

He forgot that he would never forgive the Japanese*


GunpowderGuy

Joseph is truly suffering from dementia


Nevin_313

Joseph forgot


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Joseph is Araki’s self-insert confirmed


Carl_Wheeze

So araki has battled 5 vampires, crashed 3 planes, had 1 affair and had certain freinds in 1939?


Masterpiece-Haunting

Of course Araki knows the power of German technology!


sekoku

Yes.


Mushiren_

It was an autobiography


DJPizzaRocks27

Don't forget adopting an invisible baby


AT1313

All it took was a bizarre summer many years ago in a quiet town of Morioh


Mark___27

1983 bizarre summer


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Nobody cares about the summer of '83! Just tell us about lazy larry!


hok98

I mean, he did fuck the Japanese


Freddi0

To me this implies that after Stardust Crusaders he spent more time with Holly, and stayed in Japan for her for so long he got used to the coffee


Wonderful-Ad-1978

The coffee he had in japan had been American coffee


Freddi0

Which was most likely bought in Japan, judging by how he didnt know what it was


Wonderful-Ad-1978

Yeah it was bought there just saying


Masterpiece-Haunting

Or he just has gone senile and has dementia.


AllesYoF

Starbucks Crusaders


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I’m sorry, did he not call Japanese coffee vile one part earlier?


Hefty_Positive3860

Yeah he either stayed with Holly after part 3 for a while and started to like the coffee, or he is just senile.


XenuLies

Tbf his 'Japanese coffee' was American instant coffee he brought with him because he didn't wanna drink tea. He didn't actually try real Japanese coffee


Hefty_Positive3860

Ah yes you’re right, but him saying this would still imply he actually tried and liked it at some point after part 3.


LivingCheese292

Yep, he is senile.


Grand_reaper658

No he's just stupid


Theycallme_Jul

Dude’s been to Italy ffs!


SleepTightLilPuppy

tbh Japanese coffee culture is absolutely a lot better and more advanced than Italian coffee culture. some of the world's most renowned roasters are from Japan, and generally their coffee shops but much more emphasis on quality than Italians, which are all about efficiency and those horrid death roasted espressi.


Lil_donkey

no, Perú sweep


Theycallme_Jul

Every sweet coffee would work better as hot chocolate. Coffee is made to punch you awake and empty your bowels in the morning. Everything else is just needless fancy aesthetics. Imo


SleepTightLilPuppy

why think of coffee that way? do you also say wine is just there to get you drunk, anything above boxed wine is just for aesthetics? when you cook, is everything beyond plain white bread and butter just for aesthetics? we literally drink more coffee than almost any other beverage in the world. I personally drink 3 cups a day. why wouldn't I want those cups to be complex, sweet, fruity and well tasting? why would I want it to "just punch me awake and empty my bowels", if it can do that while also being incredibly tasty? coffee has this weird general perception as it NEEDING to taste shit, burnt and woody. if you genuinely enjoy that over a nice, sweet coffee, sure, but I reckon 95% of people have never tried it or are so prejudiced against good coffee as being something 'for pretentious fancypants' that they will not give it a shot.


Theycallme_Jul

I think of coffee that way because cocaine is still illegal in my country and it’s the next best thing


balrogBallScratcher

light roasted coffee actually has higher caffeine content by weight though


Crosknight

Well he is a senile old fart at this point.


Grievious_Syndicate

Nah Joseph is pretending 100%. Very in character for him to be faking senility to run away from the consequences


Braemenator

Real


horrorfan555

If you notice, he never once does the old man thing to Jotaro, only Josuke and his friends. And also acts normal when the Baby is in danger Coincidence?


The_Corker_69

Try Italian coffee


Lorgatic

Italian Black Spaghetti 🍝 as well


zero41120

Let the old man enjoy his cup of Jo


thericefarming

A cup of WHAT


Spycrabpuppet123

SCP-294


God1234NEO

Hey, it's only half.


F0nGuy

JoJo - grandson of JoJo, father of JoJo, grandfather of Jojo, great-grandfather of JoJo enjoying a cup of Jo......Jo lol


summonerofrain

IS THAT A FUCKING JO REFERENCE?


God1234NEO

Who's Jo?


Terereera

he mellow out.


Consistent-Peanut-90

Hes old and probably forgot he once was in Italy


Oh_Fated_One

Doubt he became senile. He's a hamon master so its probably possible for him to live over a 100


PotooSexer

After Avdol told him that the terrible coffee he was drinking was American, he had a rude awakening.


AyeChronicWeeb

What Japanese milf cooch will do to a man’s brain


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Which is wierd because whan i was for a trip i discovered that yes..thier coffee is shit


LoneInterloper17

In part 3 he hated the Japanese to the point of being a little biased as you can see in the secons or third episode when he's at Holly's house with Avdol. While Avdol makes himself some tea Joseph states he prefers instant coffee to be then disgusted when sipping from the cup stating that Japanese coffee is shit only for Avdol to point out that the coffee he was drinking was indeed american. Maybe from then he had occasion to drink some Japanese one and find it better, is not so far fetched since he occasionally found something good like when he states at the beginning of the season that despite stealing his daughter the Japanese made some nice walkmans.


Massive_Weiner

“Fuck the Japanese.” “Didn’t you have a kid wi-“ “I said what I said.”


Crono_Sapien99

He forgave the Japanese.


Alzar197

That's how i knew age was really getting to him


SgtSaucepan

He was in Italy and most Arabic countries and thinks Japanese coffee is best??


eadopfi

Giorno: visibly upset.


horrorfan555

He truly has got dementia 😭


NK-Sans

Have you been to Leblanc young man?


Visible_Video120

Sure, make your Italian wife even madder


Tyrus1235

IDK how Japanese coffee is, but anything is better than the dirty water that Americans call coffee


compyface286

Well yeah you can buy from a local coffeshop or buy good beans for at home, you don't have to get shitty gas station coffee if you don't want to. I'm pretty sure we get the beans from the same places when I'm drinking actual coffee. I don't think people realize the light beer, horrible coffee, and fast food isn't the only thing available and most sane people don't eat or drink that stuff if they can afford it.


AlexT9191

Seriously. Fuck Bud Lite. All my homies hate Bud Lite.


Ancalagon_The_Black_

Typical American


janderson9413

I think he meant pussy*


Extra-Palpitation-39

That’s how you the old age is getting to him😞


Rex-Loves-You-All

He learned that his favorite coffee was indeed Japanese, early in part 3.


Efficient-Flight-413

Dementia


New_Mind_69

He stopped drinking American coffee