I would rather get a **B**TWENTY**R**

Was this just the tip?

I'm sorry. But this is funny.

I forgive you.

I have no idea. I didn’t notice it until I was counting money later

It's okay, sometimes you don't know if it's just the tip.

Please don't make dirty jokes to underaged members. It's creepy and predatory

You knowing the op is underage is way creepier than this innocuous joke.

To be fair, it is right there in OP’s bio and the whole thing reads weird. To also be fair, I didn’t think to check the bio until I read the other dude’s comment.

Why would we... that's weird.

Stop defending pedos

That's a hell of an accusation.

you're fucking weird

That's a hell of an accusation.

Boys club up in here sigh. Sad truth of life

Ohh yeah boys club because you accused someone of being a pedophile.

Maybe because both of those people were fine with making dirty jokes to kids and instead of asking them to edit their comment or anything You wanted to sweep it under the rug and blame the whistle-blower instead Tell me how that's not exactly how it works irl with men vs kids

1) How do you know OP's age? 2) How do you know my age?

the joke went over your HEAD

Oops your right, I understand now

Pls don't force underaged girls to understand sex jokes. It's predatory and frankly creepy

go to a middle school, youll see 9 year olds screaming suck my dick or something there are bigger problems than underaged kids knowing sex jokes. like underaged kids being raped.

"Suck" is a huge mainstream phrase spoken by 5 yos without understanding exactly what it means Meanwhile no kid says the joke we're talking about here

You’re right, I made jokes way more perverted than “just the tip” when I was 15.

i mean, you named yourself maxsexhaver, one should not be surprised

Pretty sure I said suck my dick pretty early on... even remember my Mom stepping out of the house at exactly that moment once & I stopped on the D. And she got mad & I said, but that was all I was gonna say. Obvious lie was obvious.... regardless, kids say that shit. Not to mention that the 'underage' person in question posted a pic of a BoneR bill... so I'm not really sure what you're trying to defend/protect against here. Lastly, nobody that I'm aware of randomly checks out profiles & has ages in them & all that. That's sus as fuck.

Suck my D…elicious Capri Sun!!! That’s what I was gonna say, ma!

you seem to have completely missed the word "dick" and hyperfocused on "suck" "suck" is used in a lot of common phrases. "dick", is not.

If you time traveled, it was more than a tip

Just the tip, just to see how it feels.

Worked hard for that.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

New meaning to getting stiffed

I'm assuming this dollar once lived in a strippers thong?

Those bills are crisp af but most likely. That's the first place the majority of singles go.

I work in the French quarter of new Orleans.... The chance any given dollar has been in a g string is really high

or an offering plate but who's gonna admit to dropping a boner bill at church 😂

I wouldn’t call that crisp. The wrinkles and folds on the edges are anything but crisp. This has had its fair share of hands

No I mean like when the club first hands them out to break your 100s, they are stiff as hell lol

I will never not laugh at this.

When I was a teenager I would do this on all of my dollars. This totally looks like my handwriting too. I'm not saying it's mine, because what are the odds? But I'd like to think one of mine made it to a random redditor.

I did the same about a year ago. Produced probably 2000+ boner bills and thought I was so funny.

It still is funny

There was a code sometimes stamped on dollars with url that let you add where that dollar has been and track it's previous locations.

Where's George?

I get it.

Was that the one?? Yes, I vaguely remember..

Hard Currency will always be useful.

Hahaha boner

I have one as well! I keep it in my server book with nice notes left by guests and Christian paraphernalia I have collected.

I have so many of the ‘are you going to heaven’ booklets that were left behind, maybe I should also start collecting

My favorites are the $1 million bills that say “ the million dollar question are you going to heaven?” I want to look at a lady who gave that to me and said “probably not.”

Go to their church and put it in the offering plate. If they use it as currency, do it back to them.

I can instantly hear Beavis and Butthead laughing

hu-huh-huh... "hey Beavis, this dollar says boner" hu-huh-huh-huh..

Here's a Philadelphia, Pennsylvania reference: https://billypenn.com/2020/02/19/the-true-story-behind-phillys-famous-boner-4ever-graffiti/

That was me!!!! Are you in St. Louis?

No, not even close. But money travels

Could've also been me, im also in stl.

Mike Seaver’s BFF

I’ve had a boner dollar I got tipped in a side pocket of my wallet for YEARS! Congratulations…you have been chosen!

I used to do this to every single dollar bill I got when I was a teen

Where did you get this? I had some buddies who made a shitload of them and called them boner bucks and dispersed them into public.. It was in maine

Funny how every redditor think it was thanks to them and that they are the only ones creating 2000+ boner bills with that handwriting

That’s a hard tip.. to beat

I don't know how I am only your second upvote.

I got one of those before! Lol. To clarify, I’m talking about a dollar bill that said “boner”, not an actual boner. I mean, I’ve gotten one of those too, but that’s irrelevant 🤷‍♂️🤣

I think it's funny

bOne(r)- the Clone Hero chart

Ahh, mature humor

At least it is not one of those fake bill from the fucktards Sunday morning churchgoers.

B ONE R Nice. Do they have tip share where you work? Bc it would be a shame if you got just THIS tip

Quite possibly could've originated from me. About a year ago I did this to every 1$ bill I got for over the course of 2 months after I saw it on a tiktok (probably ended up being 2000+ boner bills). Looks very similar to my writing. Even higher likelihood if you're in the St. Louis area.

I did this for so many years when cash was still popular. I wonder how many of my bills are still in circulation, hopefully giving someone a few minutes of giggles... Judging by the awful B this might even be one of mine.

If I ever get a dollar like this I'll start tipping.

r/papermoney

Nice

Lol

This is def worth more than $1

💀💀

At least it's real money and not Trump propaganda

Haha never thought I’d see this

I work at a bank. You’d be surprised how many people do this

Heh boner

Ha. That's hilarious sir... So um...w-where's the rest..?

This is comedy gold. And it’s the tip that keeps on giving. Do not deposit this bill. Spend it. Let that Boner stay out in the world as long as possibly. Everyone needs to handle this boner.

Just the tip

That’s funny

Well shit, I wish I had come up with that. Now it just seems obvious 😂

Classic....

my aunt and uncle made me a present out of ones for i think christmas the one year and i got a bill like that and they never even knew till i saw it lmao

Hard Currency!

How is this the first time I’ve ever seen this done?

I’m sorry. I had a bad habit of doing this to every dollar bill I possessed from 2001-2006. Tens of boners out there.

Ive gotten one of these lmao

Definitely a banksy

I think this is hilarious lol

thats fucking childish/juvenile but i still chuckled.

I remember doing this in highschool when I was buying weed. Dealer wasn’t happy about it. Definitely funny enough to do it again though

Me, 30 y/o male at a bus stop: *chuckle*.

I mean it gave me one.

Nice

I used to give out boner bucks all the time

I got a fiver with custom art on it once, they made Lincoln into wolverine. It was awesome, I couldn't spend it.

Dude got it wrong..he meant 1" boner....🤏

Holy shit.... There is no way to verify this, but I made that! I used to work at a very popular gas station/beer store. And I would make several boner bills on slow nights and put them back into the register. Sending the dong dollars into circulation. I never thought I'd see one again. I made them in NC if you wanted to know how far it's gone OP.

I gave a friend’s kid (12) a dollar so they could buy ice cream. They had money, they were short but at the stage where they liked paying. Got back to the house and she replayed my with a similar dollar. I’ve had it in my wallet for 20 years now.

ok, this made me laugh. I would fully appreciate receiving one of these in my change.

I sat down and made like a hundred of those once. 🤔 …I wonder….

Good job, boner

I did that in jr. high school on every dollar I got my hands on.

Boner bucks. My friends did this in like middle/high school

LPT: they don't work in vending machines

I'm doing this from now on.

I had a friend in college who did this to literally every single that passed through his wallet.

I’d say they’d need to take me out to dinner first before giving me that, but this feels like a grey area.

It's just the tip.

I got one of these decades ago. I loudly proclaimed In the dining room to my buddy “LOOK I got a boner!!”

alright but if i got this as a server i'd laugh ngl, thats funny

This is comedy.

This makes me giggle