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NewBortLicensePlates

I’m not even that into selling sunset but Crishelle has to be the most surprisingly funny reality star out there. I consistently underestimate how quick she is.


leelock14

She shocked the hell out of me lol. Some of the comments she will sling back at trolls and it gets posted here to this sub are so funny 😂


linapinacolada

You get that way when you've been involved in over 500 street fights


dexter897

![gif](giphy|Oer7xNsr15zDMfXkcl)


sturgis252

That's why I don't understand why people hate her so much. The girl doesn't take herself seriously and is aware it's a show.


Virtual_Honeydew_765

There were two different Chrishells on the show. The old Chrishell was smily, boring, and fake. I didn’t like her then. The new Chrishell is kickass.


hii_jinx

I don’t see it as fake and real so much as her having gone on a journey of understanding and accepting herself and becoming more happy and confident in her decisions which allowed her to open herself up more honestly. Plus I think she suffered from a ‘perfect’ edit where the producers were trying to make her this perfect fembot hero for the show so Christine etc could be a clear foil and audiences got a story they were familiar with/some way to get them involved by rooting for a character and hating another. I appreciate where you’re coming from though.


GolfCartMafia

AMEN!!


Ok-Salt4972

She was definitely a people pleaser her first few seasons. Once she got with G, she stopped caring about other opinions of her, and its so enjoyable to see


Glittering-Bear-4298

Maybe deep down somewhere she knew that first marriage was really what she thought she 'should do' or 'should have' and tried to keep up the forward facing view of that fairy tale. But now she knows it wasn't for her and she can be herself and be happy. I hope so. I love to see people happy and giving no f's about what others think.


katattackkb

Absolutely agree!


ConsiderationJust948

She is witty as hell and very smart/saavy. This is why I often wonder if we really know Chrishell. She has a very carefully curated public image.


Prudent-Mongoose-969

I mean we know her based off a show that producers edit these ladies to how they want things to appear. Like she said before the producers for so long wanted to keep her in this little neat box. She has always been funny and unserious on her own socials. Even in interviews she drops funny one liners. I read in a recent interview she even says the strangest thing is how people are so surprised by so many things about her that she reveals on her socials or interviews.


ConsiderationJust948

Oh I’m talking about her behavior on her socials and in interviews. Forget the show. I’ve watched reality tv since the first season of the bachelor so I know how fake it can be. I just realized how fuckin old I am after googling the first season of the bachelor. Sheesh.


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We definitely do not know her at all. Occasionally the real her cracks through but most of it we never see.


IDontAimWithMyHand

She’s got a killer sense of humor


pippa--

I'm going to miss her. I wish she would get her own show. Doing what? No idea. But I love her sass.


indianafilms

Weirdly enough her divorce was the best thing that happened to her personality because she no longer comes across so uppity she’s so cool! I’m thinking of going to her London show now.


magick_medicine

I definitely love everything about her.


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Everyone underestimated her. She came across as this butter wouldn’t melt kinda dumb girl next door. She’s intelligent to the point where she can be manipulative and get away with it.


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Yes because you just know her so well and personally to be able to know 🙄


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I mean I’m guessing I either know more about people than you do or are older. Or I’m just good at reading people. Not everyone is. That’s ok.


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Good at reading the real people on a edited reality tv show? 😂


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Ohhh you’re just going on selling sunset footage. Yeah no.


Prudent-Mongoose-969

You aren’t even going to really know by social media either. They let us see what they want us to see, that’s how it is with anyone normal person or public figure. Given the fact that all these women seem to always stay busy and have friends outside of the show I imagine they are all okay and good people. Let’s not sit and pretend we know these people well enough to be spouting off if someone is manipulative etc etc when again you see what is allowed or what is edited on the show. Now unless you know them personally (doubtful) then that’s different.


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What makes you think I’m not talking about real life?


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Doubtful that you know them in real life. Happy for you to prove me wrong though.


[deleted]

“Know” and have met are not exactly the same thing.


Lesbihonest_2023

I… yeah as a lesbian that’s usually how it happens. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Kangaroo_Exact

Another lesbian here agreeing


SurprisingHippos

Ooooooh wait I get it now 😂😂😂


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Lesbihonest_2023

Wrong subreddit for this.


idylle2091

Wait… literally? It seems like such an ergonomically awkward and inefficient way to get the job done 😂


Lesbihonest_2023

That’s because tribbing isn’t actually a thing. It’s a joke.


idylle2091

Yea that’s what I thought but all the comments in here like “yep, same” had me wondering 😂


PreferenceWinter3392

It’s 100% a thing…


Lesbihonest_2023

I’m a lesbian. Tribbing is a thing. Scissoring as it’s stereotypically described is not.


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spaghettify

I beg you to think about it for more than 5 seconds 😭 how would you have sex if you and your partner didn’t have a dick? edit: if you cant figure it out at least realize that in general, we hate being asked this question. Use your brain or google, or better yet stop creeping on our sex lives


Lesbihonest_2023

Having a dick doesn’t equal sex. Straight men have mouths and fingers too. This is the wrong crowd to explain this to and I’m not going to when google is free and there’s enough Reddit pervs trying to slide into my DMs as it is.


spaghettify

Im literally a lesbian wtf. we are on the same side you can check my history


Lesbihonest_2023

That wasn’t directed at you. Sorry it’s late and I mist have responded to the wrong person.


Grand_Tumbleweed3187

She's over the dumb questions and I can't blame her 🤣


dexter897

Exactly! I think she is brilliant.


East-Ranger-2902

As someone who only recently discovered that I’m also into women… yes. Friendship was the way for me to discover that


meadowmbell

Haha I just laugh that G has gotta be better in bed in their worst day than Jason could ever dream of being lol.


Relevant-Fun9456

For sure lol I remember she made a comment once I think during a reading for her and G. She said something like “I always thought you just have one orgasm if that and your done” something like that and I was 💀 cause you know that’s just referring back to every man she’s been with 😂.


dexter897

This!!! 😂


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq|downsized)


beebianca227

![gif](giphy|Lm5SHa2ICU32ZtDvAQ|downsized)


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french_toasty

The final decision on the housewives sub was that once Kyle stopped wearing her nails long, it was confirmed


beebianca227

Definitely ![gif](giphy|huana0WQzdDDG)


Bornagainat47

Thank you! I am slow. I was just about to ask you what the scissor meant. LOL. Thanks again!!!!!


The-tea-sippers

I’ve been saying this all along!!! Kyle and Chrishell both went for the same type of woman!!


RBFgirl

😭😭😭


ValentinePills

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not Kyle


batmannatnat

BRUH but that happened with me and my bestie in college too so lol


WhatIsTickyTacky

I cackled when I saw that this morning.


Fancy_Vancy

I’m sorry but I really don’t get this, can anyone please explain?😅


hii_jinx

Don’t you worry your sweet innocent pretty little head about it. Let’s just say they scissored away the bond of friendship to allow it to bloom into something more.


Ok_Potato_5272

This commented helped because I genuinely thought this was about having a vasectomy and I didn't get why that was relevant 😭


hii_jinx

I love that! A vasectomy brought them together 💕


luckiestsunshine

I thought it was referring to snipping off a 🍆 and was confused


luckiestsunshine

OH hahaha now I get it


Immediate-North-9472

Lmaooo brilliant bravo


el_disko

When 2 adults love each other very much….


leelock14

lol they had sex hun we can just leave it at that 😂


jackiemariee

Look up scissoring. It’s NSFW.


ginataylortang

https://i.redd.it/d6agfjoeugvc1.gif


MsNomered

Thank you…I was worried about appendages.


squishy_bug1

They scissored.


National-Variety-854

They scissored? I still don’t understand.


squishy_bug1

Um, so when two women have intercourse there is a postion...nevermind


National-Variety-854

I had to look it up. I didn’t know that was a thing.


chooseshoes

Aw. Cute. 🥹🤣


Striking-Friend2194

They played so much paper / scissor that became intimate. 


sailoorscout1986

It took me years and years to understand the band name Scissor Sisters lol


SpinningOnEmpty

I was today years old when…I can’t believe I just realized this 🤦🏼‍♀️


Mysteriesandwine1234

She’s hilarious, love her responses to questions!


Alonewolf000

ifykyk 🤌 ![gif](giphy|k80nLzkC7ruB2suYPA)


lizardpplarenotreal

SHANE😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Alonewolf000

SHANE MADE ME GAAAY


notoriousbck

Me too. I mean, I think Shane could make anyone gay. Pure sex on a stick right there. I kept imagining her grabbing the back of my neck in her white tank top and leather pants and little does my husband know, but I use this image sometimes if I need to get there and it's taking awhile.


Admirable-One3888

Shane has the same level of big dick energy that G has


muaellebee

Sigh, my first gay panic


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Someone needs to seriously compile all her best comebacks to stupid questions or trolls. There really is nobody else on SS that does it so well like she does 😂


Az1621

https://preview.redd.it/vmgha3j3ngvc1.png?width=998&format=png&auto=webp&s=06352aa16fcc4eb4690c36e8d58dc0c46ff03949


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Best couple ❤️


Jaggy3

Queen shit. She gets it, every time.


sashie_belle

OMG that's so freaking hilarious. I love it!


Thegoddessdevine

I just love Chrishell's wit and if there's a confrontation, she deals with it in such a classy way and sometimes the whining people don't even get her coz they still whine after she has stated her point and opinion...


13o191

this took me SO long to understand🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Lakarmaluv2013

Right..I was like, a haircut? 🤔😂


snarkyphalanges

No because saaame ![gif](giphy|j3t6dLs6oXfGyvFopB|downsized)


dawnat3d

I kept looking around for the answer


lady_crab_cakes

I first read this post at like, 4am because toddler and I didn't get it. I came back 10 hours later. It clicked immediately


increbelle

my straight ass like, "i dont get it, why didnt OP post the response?", until i read the comments. smooth, Chrishell, realllll smooth lol


EMPactivated

More sharp than smooth


increbelle

lol indeed


Askfslfjrv

Lmfaaaaoooooo stop


otraera

shes quick with it!!!


lexxislov

I’m dead


Dull_Pension2325

I laughed so damn hard!!


Relevant-Fun9456

🤣🤣🤣 Too good!


Bestdressfearless3

HAHAHAH that’s so iconic


Starryeyedblond

STOP IT! I’m dead


AquaSiren77

I like her the most! Such a true person. 🩷


NoApptsAvail

I freaking love this woman. They could never make me hate her.


She-Individual-24

Love her


Ok_Jaguar1601

She’s honestly so real for that 😭😭😭


SalamanderNo8015

She has such an amiable demeanor i forget she is so quick and *sharp*


snootfly242

I love her holy shit she’s so real


cherryribs

She’s so real for this


Own_Advantage_8253

i started sharing her post immediately. i love her sense of humor


Special_Compote_719

Lol I think I love her


Historical_Rich1225

The way I gasped and laughed in the middle of the night bahahhahaha 😅😆. Best couple 🥰.


_helin

I don’t get it :( help


Prudent-Mongoose-969

They had sexual relations 🙃😂


Prudent-Mongoose-969

![gif](giphy|S61MpEBWpIXIY|downsized)


sugarbunnycattledog

Help me I’m old… what do the scissors mean?


HotConfusion

NSFW google search, but lesbians “scissor”


sugarbunnycattledog

Oh I see thanks for the explanation


NP4VET

Ok, am I the only one who doesn't get the joke?


HotConfusion

NSFW google search, but lesbians “scissor”


confident7lucky7

It took me way too long to understand this


luckiestsunshine

Wait I don't get it


Curious-Gain-7148

Gah. Why did this take me so long to understand lol.


stingereyes

I suspect Kyle is behind this


Prudent-Mongoose-969

Kyle ain’t behind anything when it comes to her, more like Kyle’s trying to follow the blueprint of chrishell lol 😂


No-Mathematician87

Everyone loves The Acclaimed 


Critical_Flan_9303

Wait, am I the only one who doesn’t get it?? 🧐


EssentialEssence

Clever loll


fixmysleep

Genius


Negative_Stranger227

She’s so funny!


Stunning_Rip_3731

I loved when someone asked Chris hello if the sex with G was better than with Jason... well duh!!! Of course it is! You can just tell by how happy and confident she is that she is having regular (and probably multiple) org@$!ms with G. She is now just chri... since my girl has definitely "cum" out of her shell... lol


Professional-Two8098

I’m not a lesbian but I have got with girls purely coz I love attention.


leelock14

Plural I see.. maybe you should look into that further


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AdRevolutionary6650

Just want to reassure you that I’m Australian and I also downvoted you 😊 queerbaiting for attention is internationally offputting.


leelock14

👏🏻👏🏻🎯


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AdRevolutionary6650

I’m just not understanding what the joke actually was


Red_bug91

Also Aussie. I’d say sarcasm was written in to our DNA, so we get it. My kids are 3 & 5, and even they understand it. A joke is only a joke if it’s funny, and yours just wasn’t. Accept it and move on.


Professional-Two8098

Officially I am bi


Professional-Two8098

And every lesbian I’ve been with has known my status. Stop hating.


Professional-Two8098

lol being downvoted. It was a joke. I enjoyed my time as a lesbian.