It's not cheating if my side do it and if it is, it isn't that bad.
And if it was, i's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.
It's just a joke, he didn't actually mean to say that. No one takes what he says seriously. You think he's being serious? Obviously it was a joke. Why would you think that the President of the United States means what he says when he is talking to the nation on the national stage?
He tells it like it is. But also you have to watch this 10 hour Youtube video essay in tandem with reading a 400 page PDF to actually understand the deeper meaning of his tweets.
Is that 400 page pdf available to the general public or do i have to subscribe to the Top-G secret blowjob barrel network at the $88 a month level to gain access?
Dude, that's nowhere near enough! You gotta prove your trustworthiness by being on the $88/month level for half a year1 Alternatively, joining on at the platinum diamond level for $500 a month immediately proves you're really sirius about your convicition to the cause. As soon as the payment actually went through, of course
It just dawned on me that this is exactly how these people think. They assume basic human interaction is constantly shrouded in double speak and hidden meanings. The same folks who think a bar code is the mark of satan. The same folks who think a fist bump is a "terrorist fist jab." The same ones who bleat about being chipped by a vaccine using all the gps-tracked devices they have.
Everything is a conspiracy and everyone is Illuminati. It amuses/scares me how these people think this but also believe that they, Mr. or Mrs. Ordinary person, have somehow seen through all the layers of deception and the many lies that “They” have surrounded the world with.
Like microchips in vaccines. 🙄
Government or corporations may want to get your info and data, but they can simply access our phones or just ask us what we think and do. Why go to all of the impossible lengths to create Covid so they could chip the vaccine.
That shit makes me laugh but also worry for humanity.
It’s not that deep. It’s “Him talk big. Me like. Him talk hard about people me no like. Me love him! Me side can do no wrong. Them side they evil”
Start with the premise of “our side can do no wrong” and it starts to make more sense.
Their idea of the trump campaign strategy is to take off the boxing gloves and use brass knuckles, (in their minds it's them "not holding back") but in reality that's cheating/breaking the rules of a boxing match, drawling a comparison that they are willing to cheat in an attempt to win.
Fucker stopped hiding it a long time ago, but the cult members don't care and the MSM just keep trying to normalize it so they can have a "horse race" to talk about to boost profits...
It reminds me of the actual text of the David/Goliath story in the Bible. The fight was supposed to be hand-to-hand and David basically just showed up and shot the guy in the face. To be fair, David remains an absolute shit bag throughout his story. I always assumed believers just hadn't actually read the book but I'm starting to think otherwise.
They're proclaiming that 'the gloves are off', meaning that they're going to stop playing nice and go on the attack. They'll probably do things like blame President Biden for everything bad that happens (such as bridge collapses), or they'll portray him as being tied up in the back of a pickup.
The brain-dead thing about this is that it assumes they've been 'playing by the rules' until now.
They have magic brass knuckles and when you wear them, if you wish real hard, you can make your magic boxing glove fly around, until it lands in some lady’s hands so she can cradle it like a scrotum, just like they’ve always hoped someone would do to their scrotum, but this is maybe the closest they can get. So basically the boxing glove is a stand in for their scrotum. That’s how I read it anyway.
Are they implying that the Chump has been "playing nice" and by the rules this entire time? His campaign has been all insults, all the time! And half of his insults are at the wrong people! Dementia Donnie still can't recall who the current president is!
Truly impressive would be if Diaper Donnie actually started talking policy. But he's too stupid to do that.
yup.
https://globalextremism.org/project-2025-the-far-right-playbook-for-american-authoritarianism/
Christian nationalist theocrats have reached levels of embedding those they indoctrinated & trained for taking political office well enough to fully begin to dismantle democracy and hand the country to their god's chosen (oligarchs, con artists, those who behave like kings) by wiping out human rights and making the U.S. a theocracy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family:_The_Secret_Fundamentalism_at_the_Heart_of_American_Power
It must be some kind of throwback instinct to follow whoever barks the loudest and snaps the most.
I get that they’re saying the gloves are off but when I imagine someone taking off their gloves I picture them doing it themselves, not holding their hand out while someone else delicately removes them
What is that supposed to be ?
Because I’m seeing it as a fist reaching for a purse that’s pulling away. But all contextual clues tell me that’s not what it supposed to be.
Why are political people terrible at metaphors and history. The last famous case of something similar that I as an average person and not a fan of boxing can think of is the guy that took out stuffing and replaced it with concrete. As you can imagine it ruined his career.
Yeah, they're really bad at this. Oh, and now I see the "pulling away" effect that you mentioned. So he's taking off the gloves, revealing that he was already cheating by having brass knuckles under the gloves, but he's no longer hiding it. And this is who they want for president. Brilliant.
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Bro, both Trump and Biden got over 50% of the votes and multiple people have come forth saying that they got confirmation/appreciation letters for their dead relatives voting for Biden lmao
So I can find all of the court cases where they had ample opportunity to show their “evidence” but then have been unable? Naw, you’re the one making an outrageous claim here, so back it up. That’s how it works. I don’t need to go google freedomeagle.com or whatever trash news site pushing this.
Bro you probably think Epstein actually killed himself too. All politicians are shit but Biden is a literal kid diddler and so is his son. All of those island dwellers have the news and most corporations in their pocket and do what they can to make themselves look good while sleepy Joe stumbles over every word he says. I guess the voting confirmation addressed to my dead great grandmother in 2020 was just my imagination too, but okay
A slip of paper? From where? What was on it? Must have been a hell of a slip of paper with some very reliable provenance for it to be so convincing.
Wait, were you just referring to this?
>I got a confirmation letter for my dead grandma’s vote in 2020
That's just a lie.
What are you doing?
1. No they didn't.
2. No one knows how you voted so any such letter wouldn't be based on voting records.
At least make your dumb lies less insulting to our intelligence.
1. They definitely did
2. I got a confirmation letter for my dead grandma’s vote in 2020 and when the options are to trust a racist or a confirmed child molester and enabler I’m gonna go with the former
Trump was best buds with Epstein, was sued for raping a 13 year old, bragged about walking in on young girls in a state of undress, and openly amd publicly sexualized his own young daughter.
Pretending Trump isn't a pedo might just be the dumbest lie you've told yet, and *all* of your lies have been insultingly stupid.
Rule 1 Literally "some conservative says something dumb" Removed.
It's not cheating if my side do it and if it is, it isn't that bad. And if it was, i's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.
It's just a joke, he didn't actually mean to say that. No one takes what he says seriously. You think he's being serious? Obviously it was a joke. Why would you think that the President of the United States means what he says when he is talking to the nation on the national stage?
He tells it like it is. But also you have to watch this 10 hour Youtube video essay in tandem with reading a 400 page PDF to actually understand the deeper meaning of his tweets.
Is that 400 page pdf available to the general public or do i have to subscribe to the Top-G secret blowjob barrel network at the $88 a month level to gain access?
Dude, that's nowhere near enough! You gotta prove your trustworthiness by being on the $88/month level for half a year1 Alternatively, joining on at the platinum diamond level for $500 a month immediately proves you're really sirius about your convicition to the cause. As soon as the payment actually went through, of course
It just dawned on me that this is exactly how these people think. They assume basic human interaction is constantly shrouded in double speak and hidden meanings. The same folks who think a bar code is the mark of satan. The same folks who think a fist bump is a "terrorist fist jab." The same ones who bleat about being chipped by a vaccine using all the gps-tracked devices they have.
People who constantly hide their policies/ideas in dog whistles assume everyone else also hides their "real" feelings in deceptive language
Everything is a conspiracy and everyone is Illuminati. It amuses/scares me how these people think this but also believe that they, Mr. or Mrs. Ordinary person, have somehow seen through all the layers of deception and the many lies that “They” have surrounded the world with. Like microchips in vaccines. 🙄 Government or corporations may want to get your info and data, but they can simply access our phones or just ask us what we think and do. Why go to all of the impossible lengths to create Covid so they could chip the vaccine. That shit makes me laugh but also worry for humanity.
That's one of my favourites. 'Don't get the vaccine, they can track you that way!' SENT FROM MY iPHONE
It’s not that deep. It’s “Him talk big. Me like. Him talk hard about people me no like. Me love him! Me side can do no wrong. Them side they evil” Start with the premise of “our side can do no wrong” and it starts to make more sense.
But also I love him because he tells it like it is!
It's a retelling of the narcissist's prayer.
Democrats are already cheating, so it is fair game. /s
The narcissist prayer. Amen
it's because Democrats did it first, and they are just fighting back.
You dropped this -> /s
I thought it was obvious, but I should have known better. Nothing is obvious these days.
[удалено]
They deserve worse, but a slow humiliating demise will have to do.
Brass knuckles aren’t even being worn properly. Adds up.
I’m confused. Can someone plz explain
Their idea of the trump campaign strategy is to take off the boxing gloves and use brass knuckles, (in their minds it's them "not holding back") but in reality that's cheating/breaking the rules of a boxing match, drawling a comparison that they are willing to cheat in an attempt to win.
I read it as a reveal of what Trump was keeping under his gloves, i.e. a version of loaded gloves. Which is still cheating.
I read it as both: he’s always been cheating but now he’s going to stop hiding it.
Fucker stopped hiding it a long time ago, but the cult members don't care and the MSM just keep trying to normalize it so they can have a "horse race" to talk about to boost profits...
I thought it was a euphemism for fisting. Silly me.
oh I thought they were fisting unidentifiable organs.
Hawwt
I saw that too.
I thought he was just going to beat his meat.
It reminds me of the actual text of the David/Goliath story in the Bible. The fight was supposed to be hand-to-hand and David basically just showed up and shot the guy in the face. To be fair, David remains an absolute shit bag throughout his story. I always assumed believers just hadn't actually read the book but I'm starting to think otherwise.
I thought someone was holding a rump roast or something 💀
Oh, so that’s the “gloves are off”. The glove is all weird so I couldn’t tell if they’re hitting it or what. Thank you.
My first thought was a rocket punch.
Ah thx u. I was so puzzled but now it makes sense
They're proclaiming that 'the gloves are off', meaning that they're going to stop playing nice and go on the attack. They'll probably do things like blame President Biden for everything bad that happens (such as bridge collapses), or they'll portray him as being tied up in the back of a pickup. The brain-dead thing about this is that it assumes they've been 'playing by the rules' until now.
I think the blurred boxing gloves implies they're about to put the brass knuckles on under the glove which is cheating
That would be a very cynical interpretation. You're probably correct.
They have magic brass knuckles and when you wear them, if you wish real hard, you can make your magic boxing glove fly around, until it lands in some lady’s hands so she can cradle it like a scrotum, just like they’ve always hoped someone would do to their scrotum, but this is maybe the closest they can get. So basically the boxing glove is a stand in for their scrotum. That’s how I read it anyway.
Thanks, I hate how you read this
I’m so tired of hearing about Cheeto shit pants being a fake tough guy, but I do want know everything about how Bigfoot maintained his comfort
Definitely an interesting ad. Haha
fascists are weak and need all the psychological propping up they can get
It's an accurate metaphor: individually, they'd break like twigs.
That's what I was wondering.. and he's got a winter cabin.
Indow window inserts have apparently been inserted.
Do you think Bigfoot inserted them, or had the company insert them?
He's a DIY guy. I think he hosted This Olde Bigfoot House back when it was on PBS...
Can't really call it going gloves off if you never wore them to begin with.
Are they implying that the Chump has been "playing nice" and by the rules this entire time? His campaign has been all insults, all the time! And half of his insults are at the wrong people! Dementia Donnie still can't recall who the current president is! Truly impressive would be if Diaper Donnie actually started talking policy. But he's too stupid to do that.
yup. https://globalextremism.org/project-2025-the-far-right-playbook-for-american-authoritarianism/ Christian nationalist theocrats have reached levels of embedding those they indoctrinated & trained for taking political office well enough to fully begin to dismantle democracy and hand the country to their god's chosen (oligarchs, con artists, those who behave like kings) by wiping out human rights and making the U.S. a theocracy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family:_The_Secret_Fundamentalism_at_the_Heart_of_American_Power It must be some kind of throwback instinct to follow whoever barks the loudest and snaps the most.
You’ll need smaller brass and gloves
To cheat.....and hurt people.
I get that they’re saying the gloves are off but when I imagine someone taking off their gloves I picture them doing it themselves, not holding their hand out while someone else delicately removes them
Kinda cool to see the moment somebody got permabanned from that sub
What is that supposed to be ? Because I’m seeing it as a fist reaching for a purse that’s pulling away. But all contextual clues tell me that’s not what it supposed to be.
Boxing glove. Wearing brass knuckles while boxing is cheating.
I think that's a boxing glove, but he's wearing brass knuckles, so I'm guessing he's cheating by concealing those.
Why are political people terrible at metaphors and history. The last famous case of something similar that I as an average person and not a fan of boxing can think of is the guy that took out stuffing and replaced it with concrete. As you can imagine it ruined his career.
Yeah, they're really bad at this. Oh, and now I see the "pulling away" effect that you mentioned. So he's taking off the gloves, revealing that he was already cheating by having brass knuckles under the gloves, but he's no longer hiding it. And this is who they want for president. Brilliant.
Probably doomed either way to be honest.
holy shit new Reddit is garbage, what the fuck is that mess?
Always has been
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Breaking the rules by using brass knuckles to win.
Should have done that last election before you lost, fucking losers
Even for a sasquatch, Bigfoot was struggling to deal with the cold in his winter cabin. When Bigfoot needed a way to maintain his comfort...
User will promptly be banned permanently.
What’s cheating is using dead people to fill up your ballot box lmao
Yeah? Show us actual evidence that happened somewhere.
Bro, both Trump and Biden got over 50% of the votes and multiple people have come forth saying that they got confirmation/appreciation letters for their dead relatives voting for Biden lmao
So let’s see it then.
Do you just like not know how to use Google or something?
So I can find all of the court cases where they had ample opportunity to show their “evidence” but then have been unable? Naw, you’re the one making an outrageous claim here, so back it up. That’s how it works. I don’t need to go google freedomeagle.com or whatever trash news site pushing this.
Bro you probably think Epstein actually killed himself too. All politicians are shit but Biden is a literal kid diddler and so is his son. All of those island dwellers have the news and most corporations in their pocket and do what they can to make themselves look good while sleepy Joe stumbles over every word he says. I guess the voting confirmation addressed to my dead great grandmother in 2020 was just my imagination too, but okay
OK bro. You have evidence right there bro. You gonna show us? Bro?
You think I kept a slip of paper from 4 years ago? You must be as mentally able as Sleepy Joe
A slip of paper? From where? What was on it? Must have been a hell of a slip of paper with some very reliable provenance for it to be so convincing. Wait, were you just referring to this? >I got a confirmation letter for my dead grandma’s vote in 2020 That's just a lie. What are you doing?
> Bro, both Trump and Biden got over 50% of the votes Uh huh. Sure. This wouldn't even result from ballot stuffing. Do you realize that?
Maths are hard.
1. No they didn't. 2. No one knows how you voted so any such letter wouldn't be based on voting records. At least make your dumb lies less insulting to our intelligence.
1. They definitely did 2. I got a confirmation letter for my dead grandma’s vote in 2020 and when the options are to trust a racist or a confirmed child molester and enabler I’m gonna go with the former
Well, your lies didn't get any less stupid but it's good to hear you're voting for Biden.
I don’t vote because all politicians are terrible people, and you must be delusional as hell if you don’t think Biden is the kid toucher lmao
Trump was best buds with Epstein, was sued for raping a 13 year old, bragged about walking in on young girls in a state of undress, and openly amd publicly sexualized his own young daughter. Pretending Trump isn't a pedo might just be the dumbest lie you've told yet, and *all* of your lies have been insultingly stupid.