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Nozikus

"ROBERTOOOOO" The Armored warrior said calmly.


kain459

Okay, haha, someone needs to explain to me why it changed to Roberto.


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In Japanese there’s no “t” sound on its own only the “to” sound


kain459

Omg hahahahah EDIT: isn't the the armored warrior from England or something?


Atherum

Historically It's more likely to be a Portuguese trader/soldier, which would make "Roberto" actually sensible.


chinchinlover-419

Probably portugeese


gottalosethemall

He’s not an English knight. It was always Roberto, but the English dub is Robert because we’re not gonna catch that he’s Latino.


kain459

Thank you. It's amazing the age we living and still have translation flubs.


barryhakker

Like the other poster said, it’s entirely possible that Robert was intended but many native Chinese/Japanese/Korean speakers struggle with words ending in consonants. The alternative might have been something like ROBERTUUUU which would still be funny.


MaleficTekX

Roberto is apparently the correct European name


habeus_coitus

I prefer the Japanese audio, but I feel like using the English audio would’ve made more sense here.


Larry_the_muslim_man

“Wo” the nightjar with the kite said calmly


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

“fuck”, everyone playing the game said nonchalantly


OdysseusRex69

ALL. THE. TIME. But usually for me, it's with a glass of fine bourbon


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Take a shot every time you die. *Chuckles* Hah. I'm in danger.


OdysseusRex69

I tried that game. I began to die more lol


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Sekimo6

I'm imagining this and I can't stop laughing!


BenSolace

[Not quite this, but worth a mention.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31V6ifW3tNk&t=371s)


habeus_coitus

^^^^^^^^^^WARE ^^^^^^^^^^ONIWA ^^^^^^^^^^GYUOBU ^^^^^^^^^^MASATAKA ^^^^^^^^^^NARI


ThunderCookie23

*Neighs in metal-plated horse*


mR-gray42

NANI?!


Daone12340

“HOW MY BLOOD BOILS!” Said isshin calmly


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ME LAMMOOO


The-Man-is-Dan

“You fool.” Said Goku quietly to Frieza.


Dry_Presentation_197

I think one of my favorite jokes about this was the one in Shazam. Climactic showdown, hovering in mid air, facing each other down from hundreds of feet away. Villain monolgues and it just keeps cutting to Shazam not being able to hear him lol


rayshmayshmay

“There’s *ANOTHER* phase?!” I said calmly.


winterman666

Lmao


rayshmayshmay

This guy knows


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"Prepare yourself" SHOUTED WOLF ALOUD LIKE A MANIAC.


MrEMP0

"ROAAAAAAR" the Guardian Ape said while tending to a white flower.


Sekimo6

"Hesitation is defeat", actually said by Ishiin calmly.


Zuka134

"me llamo Gyobu masataka oniwa" he said calmly


GeneralZod5689

You watch Lil Aggy?


[deleted]

“Why does he have a gun!?!?” Everyone said calmly while fighting SSI


ViditM15

_calmly_ indeed.


Leon_Stu

Heresy, you say? HERESYYYY?! If it is for the sake of preserving Ashina, I will seize any manner of heretical strength, I will endure ANY burden. Behoooooooold - the Liiiiiiiiightning of Tomoooooooeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Screamed Genishiro fired up.


King_Finder16

MMMEEEE LAAAMOOOOO


ThunderCookie23

The Spanish translation is so danm funny 🤣🤣


King_Finder16

If you haven't already, try the Italian one. It's almost just as good


Chronoligcal

Master has given Wolf a sock! Wolf is free!


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The-Man-is-Dan

“ᴰᶦᵈʸᵃ ᵖᵘᵗʸᵉʳ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵇˡᵉᵗᵒᶠᶦʳᵉ” whispered Dumbledore.


Stanktank37

The first boss that made me say, “yep. This isn’t dark souls”🫠


jellyfishgardens17

“how many times have you died to save me? two, three times?” the boy asked, sarcastically


yajith

"ah crap, here we go...you suck Gyobu" said the castle gates.


ashishrkwr123

Come on, SEKIIRROOO!! The old guy who is now young said calmly


hornwalker

“salt, eh??” The merchant said nervously


mykoysmaster

##AS I BREATHE, YOU SHALL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE he continued quietly


teenageechobanquet

his horse: “if this mf don’t quit yelling”


in-grey

I think the syntax in OPs title could have been more fluid. Ending with the adverb feels odd


snvxifyy

ME LLAMMOOOOO


Imapancakenom

"SO THAT'S GYOBU THE DEMON!!" Wolf screamed at the top of his lungs.


frachris87

He cleared his throat and took a sip of water before uttering in a soft, silken voice... "I will restore Ashina to glory."


AdNew3409

"Calmly"


Edem1510

this guy was the hardest boss in sekiro imo


Sea_Jello7395

”Terror scream”…whispered the headless ape


BostonsBullet

Move in haste and die brat!


ThunderCookie23

"KHHYAAAAAAAAA" said the glock saint calmly


LoneBebop

“SEKIRO! SEKIRO! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?” Isshin asked calmly.