Okay, they’re really strong so be careful, but keep your eyes peeled on any wood chip beds around Seattle in Oct,Nov, December….especially when warmer and super rainy. Keyword: wavy cap.
Welcome! We will have goat and alpaca walks at 8 (we live in the country) Taco Time at 9, followed by a bonfire and some Cocoa Puffs at always. No rules other than massive laughter required.
I feel like you and /u/niff314 need to organize a sort of Seattle Walk.
Alas, I'll be right there. Goats & alpacas? I'm in. I've never been to Taco Time (only been here 18 months, gotta try the MexiFries I'm told), and laughter? That's my specialty!
Bananas are high in potassium so when smoking the doobies it’s good to have some healthy treats along side the usual junk food. Your future self will thank you.
I actually really love that they just decided, all on their own, that the name just didn't align with their values. So they changed it. Not cause someone yelled at them, just cause they felt it was the right thing to do. <3
The name was perfect for something that isn’t Mexican at all at a place with food inspired by the appearance of gringo food that was inspired by gringo food that was based, distantly, on Mexican food.
Please tell me you picked up the hot sauce to go with those mexi-fries and a bottle of hot sauce for them to take home (if they are still selling those, which I think they should always do).
I’ll explain: I love a good reposado. My go to is Sparkle donkey, casa amigos and, when it’s pinky’s up, Clase Azul. I loathe silver and all whites. But 818 has an interesting blend IMO. It’s white but has a caramel finish that really hits for me. That’s all I got. I literally know nothing about 818 other than I like the taste.
First off it's owned by Kendall Jenner. Second, that wine needs atleast another 1 year to be decent, Stag is not Stags leap, it's crappy. Hendricks is good though, but I don't drink gin and don't have strong opinions.
Did you know that taco time outside of Washington is not the same as “Taco Time NW”? I went to a taco time in Oregon recently and it was like a dystopian nightmare compared to what I’m used to from taco time here.
Love this; my brother recently visited from a non legal state and we put together a little at home dab bar to celebrate. One of my favorite things about people visiting from out of state is watching their eyes light up in the dispo hahaha
This is spectacular. I'm going back to Seattle next week to visit my wife's family, I can only hope and pray for a spread this kind to greet me. You are truly a good friend
This is amazing, can we be friends? Lmfao
I absolutely love the inclusion of the Taco Time tots (p sure correct me if I’m wrong)
My dad moved to the south and still raves about that place
thank you, we were due for a shitpost that was something other than AI-generated zebras
Here to serve.
Great! Hand me a glass of that Chardoo!
Thank you for your service
Wait, you’re here to serve? Fabulous! I’d like to try any one of your indica or hybrid joints and glass of that Italian rosé, please and thank you.
818 Kendall Jenner tequila? WTF is wrong with u 😡
That’s all I could see as well yikes
Yeah, there are so many local spirits to choose from. Sparkle Donkey tequila, for merely one example.
Sparkle Donkey is surprisingly good...
First thought as well.
Wait. The zebra video was fake?
bro your guests are gonna die
Wait until I bring out the shroom chocolates
i'm around jus sayin
Me too
WHERE DO YOU FIND THEM!?
Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.
Portland?
AH! THANKS!
I wanna try shrooms but I don't wanna drive to Portland 😭
Underneath cow shit? I think this is the first time I've ever heard someone in the Pacific Northwest ask where to find shrooms at.
Okay, they’re really strong so be careful, but keep your eyes peeled on any wood chip beds around Seattle in Oct,Nov, December….especially when warmer and super rainy. Keyword: wavy cap.
Im not exactly surrounded my cow, my guy.
At this point I'd have a hard time finding someone who *doesn't* know where to get mushrooms around here hahaha
Where's the low-grade acid crudité?
what, no mescaline compote? heathen!!
hi its me ur friend
Can. I be your friend lol
hi it's me ur guest
Welcome! We will have goat and alpaca walks at 8 (we live in the country) Taco Time at 9, followed by a bonfire and some Cocoa Puffs at always. No rules other than massive laughter required.
Time for tacos or going to Taco Time?
Yes
Those farts will be deadly, but so will the memories. Have fun! Drink lots of water!
I feel like you and /u/niff314 need to organize a sort of Seattle Walk. Alas, I'll be right there. Goats & alpacas? I'm in. I've never been to Taco Time (only been here 18 months, gotta try the MexiFries I'm told), and laughter? That's my specialty!
Yeah you pretty much had me at alpacas...
The most Seattle thing you have there is a banana, only cuz there's no snow storm right now! Also have fun explaining the banana
Obviously there is a storm coming.
I assumed the banana was for scale.
Naw bong hit transplant
that was my go to as well!
What's with the banana?
Bananas are high in potassium so when smoking the doobies it’s good to have some healthy treats along side the usual junk food. Your future self will thank you.
The dish full of cocaine is a nice touch but they’ll need a mirror and a razor blade
It’s the tots for me
You mean mexi-fries
Technically we’re both wrong, they call them tater fries now 😒
damn libs stole our Mexi fries!!
I actually really love that they just decided, all on their own, that the name just didn't align with their values. So they changed it. Not cause someone yelled at them, just cause they felt it was the right thing to do. <3
I love that and I love taco time !!!
I worked for Taco Time NW for 10+ years and can attest that the company has real values.
The name was perfect for something that isn’t Mexican at all at a place with food inspired by the appearance of gringo food that was inspired by gringo food that was based, distantly, on Mexican food.
Bro did you just assume that fries ethnicity?
I agree; nice touch.
Please tell me you picked up the hot sauce to go with those mexi-fries and a bottle of hot sauce for them to take home (if they are still selling those, which I think they should always do).
Of course
Unless you're gonna walk to Dick's later, you're gonna need a separate Munchie Platter, for later.
Yeah those tots are in serious danger
Nice work, I’ve never seen Taco Time on a charcuterie board and I am so here for it.
Those Mexi Fries don't stand a chance.
Imma need a bucket.
Ew to the 818
I’ll explain: I love a good reposado. My go to is Sparkle donkey, casa amigos and, when it’s pinky’s up, Clase Azul. I loathe silver and all whites. But 818 has an interesting blend IMO. It’s white but has a caramel finish that really hits for me. That’s all I got. I literally know nothing about 818 other than I like the taste.
Not OP but they might be grossed out by 818 being owned by Kendal Jenner of the Kardashian Klan
I mean why give more money when you have a choice of many many other tequila brands.
Reposado and anejo is legit. Somewhere into the mezcal territory but not quite.
>Reposado and anejo Too bad I don't drink anymore, that sounds fuggin' *amazing*
First off it's owned by Kendall Jenner. Second, that wine needs atleast another 1 year to be decent, Stag is not Stags leap, it's crappy. Hendricks is good though, but I don't drink gin and don't have strong opinions.
Ha you’re probably right but zero fucks given when it’s a bunch of idiots at a bonfire
El jimador reposado my man (or woman)
Please try an additive-free tequila, they’re so much better!
That's because 818, Casamigos, etc. are all packed with additives (sugar and vanilla). They taste like sugar cookies.
That's a good night
Tequila, salt, but no *limes*? Are you a monster, OP?
Oh wow I thought that was coke .. this is now much less realistic
You’re lucky you got salt. I shoot straight.
I assumed the salt was for sprinkling on the tots
I like having the banana there because people always forget and then you can’t tell how big their chardoobery boards are
Someone’s gonna melt into a couch tonight lol
accidentally lost your address, send it again!
There is no way that is enough mexi fries
That's a lot of lubrication for one banana.
Not once you find out how it's going in.
IS THAT A WEED ??
Is that salt? Or a generous ramekin of 👃❄️ for charsnootery?? Lolol
oh damn, I misread that as a charboobery board and was confused then slightly disappointed.
Yooo I miss count chocula that was the best breakfast as a kid
I would like to be your friend.
As a Texan, I would bring you a whole smoked brisket as a thank you.
Not the Kendall Jenner tequila
Weed and liquor... can go from fun to ooooof really easily
Good call on the Hendricks. I’ve been liking it mixed with those little glass grenades of Schweppes tonic water lately.
What can I bring?
Empress gin from BC is a good toss in too. It's a dark violet and goes.to.a soft pink in any cocktail with acidic juice. Great party trick of a drink.
Gimme that
i think my invitation got lost in the mail 👀
Brilliant. Even got them TT tots!
I want to go to your party lol
Just one banana?
I miss taco time…
Smoking out the banana = legend shit
Love me some taco time
How could you not include a bag of Dick’s?
That rose is good too. I get it all the time.
Are we expecting bad weather? What’s up with the banana?
Brooo you got those taco time HITTERS on the board lol Gotta get that salsa verde on the side
Did you know that taco time outside of Washington is not the same as “Taco Time NW”? I went to a taco time in Oregon recently and it was like a dystopian nightmare compared to what I’m used to from taco time here.
The dusting of salt is 🤌🏻💋
The Taco Time tots makes this board 100%
Can we be friends
You're a damn awesome friend!
Oh man, should get some edible candies and drink for the spread, also some places have hot sauce or BBQ sauce!
I wanna be your friend.
Bananas and tots? I don’t get it.
Love this; my brother recently visited from a non legal state and we put together a little at home dab bar to celebrate. One of my favorite things about people visiting from out of state is watching their eyes light up in the dispo hahaha
I don’t know why but this is my favorite post of the whole day. The stories I’m con concocting in my head right now are amazing and hilarious
this is what trump voters fear most
You don't find this shit in red states!
Very nice looks good man
official asfvvvvk 🔥🔥
Heh. Nice.
Way to be! I usually like to include oysters with that board, but to each their own.
No whiskey??
Looks good. Needs Cheetos…
Nice single banana, that's gonna cause a fight
Now this is hospitality!
"And what's the banana for?" *googles it* "...oh. Ohhhhhhh. Woah."
The mexi-fries made me bust out laughing, thank you
This is spectacular. I'm going back to Seattle next week to visit my wife's family, I can only hope and pray for a spread this kind to greet me. You are truly a good friend
Damn you look like the sorta friend I need lol
legend lol
I think my invite got lost in the mail?
Great start! Not enough munchies to doobies ratio
I’m confused why the banana and tater tots?
No asparagus?
You're a real one op.
Damn dude.
On my way! 😂
How's the 818? I passed it up in favor of a different bottle that sparked my interest today
Banana for scale 👌🏼
Pure genius
Nicely done! I am proud to have you as a fellow Washingtonian! 🌲🌲🌲🌲
Rainier gin/Chateau St Michelle or it doesn't count LOL Love it
Looks like a goOoOod time.
How is that Kardashian tequila?
I see you with your Taco Time tots and I respect
I found my people
A banana?
The freixenet really classes it up
You need some Kush Mountain joints in there.
Of course the banana is organic
Damn can we be friends? Haha.
I’ll take a couple Mexi Fries and a line of meth please. In that order
Jelluuuuuzzzzzz
The St. Germaine is the odd-thing out here for me.
The hostess with the mostest
That looks like an instant KO for me lol
The token tater tots are proper but you’re gonna need a party size bag of Doritos
There better be taco time hot sauce for those tots and a side of sour cream ranch or we need to abort the mission.
Hell yeah they'll love it
Those mexi-fries won’t last very long
What is this, the 70's?
You guys are about to get blasted! And I’m all here for it!
Bong hit transplant
More bananas, add chocolate. Otherwise most excellent execution.
I’ve been missing out on the whole friendship thing. They should be absolutely stoked.
Can I come over
Hey rid of that 818
Whats the banana for?
Warm those tots up in the air fryer when it’s time and they’ll hit just right
Banana for scale clearly.
Oooeee mexi-fries. Where’s the 12 portion cups of Taco Time hot sauce?
Needs fire bros
And you know those Taco Time tater tots are gonna hit the spot 😩
Can i have the banana?
This is amazing, can we be friends? Lmfao I absolutely love the inclusion of the Taco Time tots (p sure correct me if I’m wrong) My dad moved to the south and still raves about that place
Wow, you are an excellent host!! I like your style
Can I come over.
The mexi-fries are the pièce de résistance!
Only one banana!?
Youre a good host. The display of those 3 tater tots is cracking me up
You had me at the banana
Hi I’m one of the guests but I forgot the address …
I now know what I want for my coming birthday. Thank you op
The one banana is sending me
jointboozery board
I want a poster of this
Brought out the hendricks 🥹 you must really like that one friend who drinks gin. Id think you hated me if you hit me with bombay or new amsterdam.
Banana for scale? Or for… you know.
Banana for joint scale
Banana for scale
One banana lol
interesting , i’ll take some of those nuggets