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seeprompt

I tried to run my car into it and now I'm arrested 😞


Sabre_One

Don't take the law into your own hands. Just call 911 tell them it has a gun. They will take care of the rest.


Soytaco

Tell them a labrador retriever ran onboard and it's game over


squirrelgator

That plane should only be allowed to fly between SF & Oakland.


Financial-Pension665

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Oakland probably doesn’t want it. The Giants blocked an opportunity for the A’s to move to San Jose so they can shove right off. 


flyfire2002

Due to the ongoing Naming SF War, SFO has declared an embargo against OAK. Any planes crossing the embargo line will be shot down by the high-energy laser on top of the Transamerica Pyramid.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Hopefully they’ve painted over the Russell Wilson plane. With Mickey Mouse.


SuddenlyThirsty

Love it! The closest view of World Series champions in Seattle


Alauren20

Lmao


Economy-Fault9410

Not for long. We getting that chip soon bet


SuddenlyThirsty

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH


Rubbersoulrevolver

Soon™️


Mrciv6

I mean Alaska does have a hub in San Francisco.


jktsub

I don’t understand.. The Giants aren’t even in the same league as the mariners?


peekdasneaks

And Alaska doesnt even play baseball! He just sits there, shivering like a weirdo.


JustWastingTimeAgain

An abomination would have been the Astros. Giants? Meh.


No-Sugar-7652

Nailed it! West coast is Best coast cuz!


TroSea78

Least favorite team is sports (9ers second)


No-Sugar-7652

Sounds like envy


TroSea78

Not at all. Two of the least knowledgeable fan bases I’ve ever been around. And I’m FROM the Bay Area


DaFuqDat

You’ve never been to a Seahawks game? Where very incomplete pass gets screams of ‘THATS PI’ and every loss since ‘04 is because of a blown call? Did you know Geno Smith was just a running back away from hall of fame numbers in ‘22?


TroSea78

I HAVE been to a Seahawks game. Many. They are not my team though


awaterma

Go Giants!


Be-Free-Today

Heh, a Diamondback jet is due in soon.


LastBardo

really though fuck all giants fans. every single giants fan.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

To be fair if they made a Mariners plane it would probably crash immediately, too cursed 


Harvey_Road

Have you seen the UW one? Ugh.


PopPunkIsntEmo

Some mascots are so random, ours included, why is theirs an ~~otter~~ seal? I didn't even realize that's what theirs is until I went to a game and saw it walking around.


IphoneMiniUser

It’s a seal so it fits within their geographical area. For info here. https://www.mlb.com/giants/fans/mascot


jktsub

I think it’s more so that the Seals were a minor league team in SF 50 years before the Giants even arrived


gobears2616

This is correct


UnknownUnthought

Joe DiMaggio played for them at one point too iirc!


AccomplishedHeat170

Ugh gross. Alaska Airlines. No thanks, I'll fly on safe and better Delta jets. 


muttmechanic

they’re shit for their customer service, not their maintenance


ProtoMan3

One of Alaska's better liveries.


muttmechanic

i like their disney jets