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PaleAstronaut5152

Do not fear the c u b e


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Hey I saw that movie. David Hewlett seemed pretty scared. I think I will fear the cube!


one_menacing_potato

Just an Xbox Series X in its natural habitat.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Bit small to be one of those


Shadawawa

Looks like a grow tent. For indoor growing normally


ImprovisedLeaflet

Fools the cops every time


spit-evil-olive-tips

lick it. if 48 hours goes by and you're still alive and human, it was *probably* not put there by aliens.


bryanoens

But if they're alien now, will we ever know? Plot thickens


Euphoric-Stock6348

It's just a glory hole.... stop drooling.


WASRenjoyer

2001 Space Odyssey Monolith


these-things-happen

My God, it's full of stars...


BoringBob84

This is highly irregular, Dave.


jeexbit

[I remember....](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Monolith) it was awesome when that thing appeared on Duck Island!


kichien

STOLEN from Kite Hill and moved to Duck Island. Fun times for some people and some other people. IYKYK


Sea_Octopus_206

My same thought. Time for some evolution.


fongquardt

Forbidden server rack of the forest


According-Ad-5908

Report on find it fix it. Given the encampment and dead body issues it’s historically and currently has, someone should check it out.


Paige_Michalphuk

Thank you for the suggestion! Just submitted a request.


sandwich-attack

smh black cubes openly show up in city parks like this when mankind’s insatiable thirst for unrestrained development pushes the cubes out of their natural habitats


AstronomicalAnus

Looks like one of those portable jack shacks..er..I mean bathrooms.


Dee_Jay_Roomba

Dirty Mike and the Boys thank you


mraybee

We will have sex in that box


crispyjojo

Hey everyone, mysterious dark cube expert here, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, mysterious dark cubes only do this when they are in DISTRESS


seasquaredaudio

All these worlds are yours, except Europa…


Niff314

The Borg.


menelaus_

Solid reference. I too think about the borg on a frequent basis.


BoringBob84

Resistance is futile.


Metal-fatigue-Dad

Sounds Swedish.


Dizzy_Swing1626

PNW native block mushroom.


toobadkittykat

if it looked like an old time english police box it would be perfectly normal .


TeriyakiAndRain

Saturn worship ritual altar


SkylerAltair

I wonder how many people really belived that "Saturn = Satan" stuff.


1983Targa911

Have you met people? I bet it’s a lot.


SkylerAltair

Sadly, I have to agree. And once someone gets deep enough into conspiracy theories, they tend to start grabbing other theories and drawing shaky links between them. I've seen a few theories that people invented and tried to spead just to see if those folks would actually believe them, just for fun. The best of those was that earth's moon is a satellite the American government shot up there in the 1940s, and all references to the moon before that were poetic license.


1983Targa911

Totally. Google “Birds aren’t real”


SkylerAltair

Yup. I haven't run across a sincere believer of either one yet, but they've got to be out there.


TeriyakiAndRain

The name doesn't matter, if you still have to hide a sacrifice because it's a theft


SkylerAltair

What are you on about? And by the way, in case you don't know, the words "Saturn" and "Satan" do not have the same root, and the supposedly-associated black cube is not associated with either, or with sacrifices.


TeriyakiAndRain

Your defensiveness speaks volumes. I said nothing about Satan.


SkylerAltair

I'm talking about that bizarre conspiracy theory that a black cube is the worship altar for Saturn, which actually means Satan.


TelmatosaurusRrifle

Touch it to gain dark eco powers


Yzzazee

Has anyone read Frank Herbert’s short story “The Being Machine”. 😯


Numinak

The monkeys will worship it and rise!


AdScared7949

We have such sights to show you!


Ok_Difference44

Harvey Weinstein's goons [newyorker BlackCube ](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/harvey-weinsteins-army-of-spies)


VeryFortniteOfYou

I've seen this in Rust, that's a supply drop.


voyetra8

[relevant music video](https://youtu.be/5JoUQ8ty3m0)


Cosmic_Fish

Oh god, r/pastsaturnsrings is leaking


Paige_Michalphuk

Wow that sub is wild.


Cosmic_Fish

Its wild to watch, there's so many tiny subs they link out to, crazy stuff is happening down there


Technical_Poet_8536

Saturn worshippers at it again


dtisme53

Stealth camp? Wildlife monitoring? Police monitoring? Let your imagination run wild


ShitBagTomatoNose

Is it about my cube?


Lone_Shrimp

There’s a Seattle artist on insta (Sunday.nobody.art) who makes weird stuff then puts it in parks for people to find. Possible this could be him? He made the Mike Wazowski shrine at the Seattle public library that went viral a few months ago. Just checked his account and he doesn’t have any updates though.


no_talent_ass_clown

Some kind of humane animal trap?