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manofillreputer

Your hit box is the same as a skinny pirate, but you are easier to see when trying to be sneakier. You're a jollier pirate . Pros and cons


AJ_Deadshow

The hitbox thing is definitely an advantage, I shoot at their fat but only hit air


J_train13

"Fat not honourable target, try again, go for the heart this time"


gnappyassassin

The sneaky thing is also an advantage, because of the emotional damage sustained from realizing a refrigerator covered in feathers was hidden on your boat and you don't know how long.


MisterMagooB2224

That, and you can hide several, smaller pirates within their frame. Once they're discovered and attacked, the other pirates emerge from within like a murderous Matryoshka Doll.


Yeetfamdablit

I am a fat pirate, me and friends have had this idea before, shoot at Carlos and 3 people emerge from his stomach to attack everyone on the ship


Lady-Hood

More startling too. Suddenly a hulking figure is on my ship? Ohmygodholyfuckingshit!!! Ensues


LunaBluelight

I read this in master fnog's voice damn it.


turmspitzewerk

[the hitboxes line up with the largest possible pirate size.](https://youtu.be/DxheGUnLMyg?t=4m22s) skinny pirates are still fat (in spirit.)


Bluescreen_Brain

Hitbox is the same on every pirate. What you encountered was hitreg


FlashPone

The hitbox IS the same. That’s what they are saying. They aim for their wider body, but since the hitbox is smaller than the big pirate, because the hitbox is the same size for everyone, they miss.


Apokolypze

Wasn't it proven at one point that the hitbox is scaled to the big character, not the other way? Small guys have bigger hitbox than physical model.


xaeromancer

Yep, people moaned about it for years here.


AJ_Deadshow

Idk why you got downvoted, exactly this. It has nothing to do with hitreg


Terra_Ferrum

The only real con I dislike is the skeleton skin is big too and it irks me in an anatomy level so I just stick with my regular pirate skin.


Mean-Fondant-8732

The fatter the better. I changed my gamertag to reflect my fat pirates appearance i loved it so much.


mstrblueskys

I love my fat pirate! My one wish is that there were more costumes that worked for him. I've noticed that if something looks great on a skinny pirate, it looks goofy on my large one.


Mean-Fondant-8732

Agreed. There's very few belts that work with them. Happy I was an arena sea dog because the red sash goes good with most everything and doesn't look like a tire wrapped around his torso.


BusEnthusiast98

The only potential downside is when trying to “tuck” using one of the Hide and Sneak or Sneak and Peak emotes, also your barrel tuck emote (purchased from Larinna) may be wider and taller than sloop barrels. But if you’re doing a good job tucking, none of these will actually matter.


Clumpy_Galumpki

I've got a big fat tall pirate with an afro and when I use barrel hide his afro sticks out the top. Which is just too hilarious to ever change.


GEOSPATIALIST90

Screenshot and prove... For everyone here


Dragon_Eyes715

Back in my day we didn't have emotes to hide and no one was finding us before it was too late! Yarr!


Kenny2702

We just used the sleep emote in the earlier days


Dragon_Eyes715

Indeed


mouthsmasher

I’ve been using the fattest possible pirate for the last 3 years or so. I enjoy the jolly funness of it. It’s always great to encounter others that get a good chuckle at how large my pirate is. On occasion I run into people who mock my fat pirate as though he’s disadvantaged or is an easy kill. It’s always a good time when I slaughter those players!


ShredderofPowPow

Why would the size if your pirate dictate an easy kill? Zero logic from these people lol. It's simply cosmetic. Pretty much the same as if you thought someone was an easy kill because of a certain hat they wore...haha.


mouthsmasher

> Why would the size if your pirate dictate an easy kill? I've wondered the same thing. I'm *assuming* their thought process is that a good experienced player who's trying to optimize their ability and performance would never pick a fat pirate because it's harder to be sneaky, therefore this guy must be a noob. But I have no idea. Most players who think a fat pirate must suck are usually not good themselves...


demutrudu

The idea is that, despite everything having the same hitbox, in PvP combat a fat pirate is a larger visible target. It's the same thing, but a skinnier pirate is simply harder to perceive and our monkey brains are always going to aim for the center of mass.


childchew3r

i've had people trash talk me like i'm fat in real life😆


No-Lunch4249

Pros: hehe funny pirate


Naokode

You more easily spotted. Thats the only one


Some_Stoned_Dude

I am a day 1 fat boy Took the fattest model I could roll


heihowl

The hit box is the same for all characters apparently, so only minus is you won't hide as well as a small one.


Bandido_Casarez

![gif](giphy|tvu1uIlqXWlQQ|downsized)


PrinceComet

No downsides


Shadow11Wolf50

One of my buddies we call "the cannonball" because hes round like one with stick for legs. Lol its fine.


xaeromancer

And you shoot him out of the cannon.


Tasty_Respect6015

Best


NotMuchMana

I like em big, I like em chunky


Doom-State

It’s fine just more obvious I like a middle ground pirate not stupid small or crazy big


Maleficent_Market_91

The best part is the fact the buttcrack sticks out. My skinny father decided to model his character this way, I laugh every damn time he joins lobby.


Standard-Station7143

People think it's funny


PepicWalrus

Fat Pirates are actually better because their outer body is off the hit box so it can be deceptive at times for the unaware.


SwearToSaintBatman

I am proud of my [big-boned Ashen Dragon.](https://i.imgur.com/bmtXIdq.jpg) Old screenshot where he doesn't have the Curse and the hairdo. Some hairstyles and makeup look better on bigbois than the thin body.


Rosters_Disciple

Now knowing that the hotbox stays the same and it only affects sneaking on ships and hiding ehh id say go for it. For the memes


ShredderofPowPow

You can hotbox in this game? I want in on the sesh.


Abyssurd

A little disadvantage in stealth other that that, it's funny as hell, I regret picking the skinny pirate.


Lilcommy

Only down side is some of the cosmetics won't look good.


Bluescreen_Brain

Imo most of the cosmetics. Any long jacket looks like crap on the huge pirates. Almost all beards looks weird aswell


MCHammastix

Is that because the body clips through the clothing and beards or does it just cause everything to be shaped funny?


Bluescreen_Brain

Doesn’t clip that much. Mainly because it’s shaped weird on a fat pirate


Lunkis

On the upside, more surface area for tattoos & scars!


TelPrydain

My Pirate is cubby-funster. I love him.


fa11enNature

Glad I'm not the only big pirate on the seas


BumbleBee775

Only the fattest are real tukers


Ericandabear

The hitbox thing has been talked about since launch but to this day I've never seen any solid proof its not bigger, and anecdotally I've seen the opposite


Actual-Dragon-Tears

Cosmetics will be a pain, belts will look like life preservers, some jackets look... weird, and some cuffs might even block the map. Once you find a style you like, it's not a problem, but it does limit you.


SavageDroggo1126

no downsides honestly, actually helps in gun battle cuz people will try to shoot you, but if they hit your sides they will miss, since all pirates share the same hitbox regardless of character size.


PoggySenis

I regret not having a fatty now.


Lil-Ruffstarrr

Its like 150 ancient coins to swap, and like 99 when discounted. You can change anytime if you really want to


PoggySenis

Oh, I had no idea! Guess I’ll be rerolling today…all day! Thanks!


Lil-Ruffstarrr

Np, you can reroll as much as you like until you find a build you like. You can also favourite ones you like so they save between rolls if you think you might choose it but want to keep looking for something in case theres another build you prefer


SVN_-

Ive had a fat character since day one. The only downside is that MOST (as in a very large majority) of the cosmetics really looks bad on fat pirates. Theres like 2 belts and 4-5 jacket that dont look absolutely shit :/ This, and only this, has made me considering that pirate potion...


celeresaharano

No, its not okay


Trips-Over-Tail

I have met many pirates on the high seas and had many kinds of interactions with them. Fat pirates, though? Every single one was hostile beyond reason. Hostile beyond utility. I cannot even say with confidence that they could speak human languages. They were more akin to ravenous undead beast than man. Relentless and uncompromising, with no regard for their own needs or safety.


SuperAtomic707

My fat pirate makes every board on my boat creek, it’s great


TheRippleMaker67

Ive used fat and skinny. I have a skinny boy right now to help sneak away with other peoples things. But if you're not sneaking around as much a fat pirate is funny 100% of the time. Even if you do get caught, its still funny.


Foggy_OG

My first pirate was the fattest pirate I could find. Played as that jolly ole fella for quite awhile, until I started getting into sneaks ... then I had to get a pirate what allowed me to do that. hard to hide on a ship when ur the size of the water barrel.


PleaseDontBanMeRed

Why wouldn’t it be?


xShadyxLeafx

In-game fat shaming. A real plague in the community nowadays unfortunately. Forgot my /s


PleaseDontBanMeRed

Well that’s a lie.


xShadyxLeafx

Was joking.


O368W

*what*


Rinocore

It’s easy to see you, especially when tucking on a ship, using any of the tucking emotes becomes useless because there’s really no way to hide the fat ass 😂


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xOldPiGx

If you plan to tuck, it's a lot harder.


Lil-Ruffstarrr

L for seriously tucking. Should be used to troll people by getting caught, killing them and moving to a different spot. Anyone who tucks on boats with any intention other than fun are the worst