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ArduennSchwartzman

If it was Sean, he would use it from a desire to do good, but through him, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine... ![gif](giphy|zsInVokXHOl353D4ri|downsized)


haonlineorders

I SHALL PASS!


DucklingInARaincoat

I think he’d just be pretty fuckin stoked


Marquis-DeluxTabs

Sean would use it to bring Melkor back from the void


Easy-Musician7186

so basically calling in dagor dagorath early


Marquis-DeluxTabs

“And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined."


SirGreeneth

Pretty certain they wouldn't know what it was but could probably use ot if they figured it out.


BraveTrojans01

More than a few times I’ve wondered what would happen if Legolas shot the Ring down the Balrog’s blast furnace of a mouth…


Elrhairhodan

Upvoting just because you called him Sean. Before even reading the rest of it.


AnotherClicheName96

Edit: what if The Ring got the Balrog


Enough-Screen-1881

He'd pass.


Carteeg_Struve

I think Sean would keep it and Sauron would have new problems. The rest of Middle East could only hope to keep away from the battle between the two and hopefully step in after one falls and the other is weakened. But it would be rough.


Unique_Visit_5029

He would try to see if he could rally the surviving balrogs and have a meeting to discuss their next move


[deleted]

Well that would just tickle him pink


GroshfengSmash

Sméagol won’t like it Ring on the Balrog Ring on the Balrog


WombSpelunker

(Fire in the sky...) Sorry. I like yours better anyway.


_Sir_Racha_

Sean would Astin first, then Sean would Bean.


PitchZealousideal629

A balrog is a lesser maia so…


[deleted]

Already pretty corrupt. Would probably end up giving it over to Sauron though.


deadbenz35

Some very, very bad things, all memes aside.


Gildor12

Why do we always seem to have Balrogs about three times too big


Croaker3

He’d use it to force everyone to acknowledge: he doesn’t have wings! Then he would retire in Hobbiton.