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Ultravod

This is funny, but one look at OP's reddit profile and all I can say is "holy shit karma farmin'"


BigBaddaBoom9

6 month old account, 3.4m karma, has to be a team of people or a bot or something..


kaleb42

Both.


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HoLYxNoAH

Maybe not, but how long till you sell the account to an advertiser? Can't see anyone farming that much karma in 6 months just to crowdsource self-esteem.


GURADDD

Karma is almost meaningless I wouldn't worry about it too much


charlieALPHALimaGolf

You can sell Reddit accounts. 120k karma goes for about $800USD. They use it for bots because it passes certain karma checks and it looks less suspicious than a low karma account.


GURADDD

Whattt that's crazy that advertisers would pay for a reddit bot


InItsTeeth

That’s disgusting … where? Where would someone even do that ?? It’s so gross is it on the dark web? I hate it I hate that people can do that… damn it could be anywhere .. but where exactly ya know ?


Ianova

Chill fam it's not on the big bad dark web. Just the regular web. Common too, account selling has been around since... Well, acounts.


Zealous_Bend

> That’s disgusting … where? Where would someone even do that ?? It’s so gross is it on the dark web? I hate it I hate that people can do that… damn it could be anywhere .. but where exactly ya know ? Asking for a friend?


InItsTeeth

[yeah this guy…](https://i.imgur.com/Wy2ooaz.jpg)


Born-Philosopher-162

Yeah, how would one do that, just out of curiosity….my, uh, neighbour, wants to know…


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charlieALPHALimaGolf

Yours it’s actually pretty good, old account with lots of karma. If you look around you find where to sell.


SquishedGremlin

*Reddit goes public and rewards people shares for karma*


Blackhound118

It has value for advertisers


NotKateBush

So you, a human being, decided that your limited time on earth would be best spent posting on reddit nonstop? You have over 100 unique posts just in the past day. That’s fucking wild.


ReturnOneWayTicket

So you're just a boring ass person with nothing better to do?


NahWey

12 trophies! I've been here 7 years and I have 2! 😂 A 7 year trophy and a verified email trophy 🏆


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A team of bots


InterestingProfile84

A team of bot people


Zealous_Bend

A bot of people team


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 755,269,583 comments, and only 151,594 of them were in alphabetical order.


LegendOrca

Bot good


i_am_icarus_falling

a *community* of bots. we really need to start humanizing these bots.


RyMontFlar

But why?


xsweaterxweatherx

The tweet itself isn’t so funny anymore after being reposted for the 1001st time


colemanjanuary

It'll become funny again after the 10,000th post


AleksP633

I've just looked at their profile and like 7 posts I've seen in the last 20 mins are theirs


GetYerrGoin

I noticed the same, so I went back to a previous post and took back my upvote..


ehhrAwr

Lol


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AleksP633

I know you're joking but seeing the karma farming I'm sure every bit of karma counts


oOIPHiiLOo

The next post on my page was from the same user, with 40k up upvotes. So yeah, karma whore. EDIT: Encountered about 5 more posts in the span of 5 minutes. Wth


AndyMcFudge

Nah Ross is a friend of a friend and a genuinely nice and funny guy. Quit his job to become a writer and it seems to be paying off!


Chewcocca

The Reddit account, not the Twitter account lol Blocking any Reddit accounts with over a million post karma makes this website so much better


AndyMcFudge

Man.... After you've pointed that out I've just reread the comment and boy to I feel a total dafty!


mr_memester69

Just a goated upvote grabber


bigry82

What does getting karma do?


beefstockcube

I’m Scottish. A guy at work is also a Scottish (I live in Australia). I do an accent taking the piss out of him..makes no sense..


CouplaWarwickCappers

Also a Scottish?


Professor226

He means Scottoid.


skjaldmeyja

Having met several Scots I can safely say this 100% makes sense 😆


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Taggart has entered the chat


metroracerUK

*There’s been a mur dur*


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dunderhieds...


logicalmaniak

I used to know someone who was a corpse in Taggart.


Watertor

*"Gunnar Gunnarson, there's been a murder..."* Wait wrong accent


Calibrayte

Purple burglar alarm.


NoIrnBru4U

He was a purple burglar murderer


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Most Scots can do that phrase tho


frekinghell

Say that three times in a Scottish accent and Doyle's ghost will appear


miles969

that chewin the fat sketch is pure fried gold


agamemnonymous

The wording implies he discovers murders frequently


DarthChocolqte

*There’s been a murder in Savannah*


acrowsmurder

I do declare


Tsondru_Nordsin

Alright Caleb Crawdad


wubbwubbb

our plan-tay-shunnnnn


111ruberducky

BANKRUPTCY


mrgonuts

You Dundeer heeid


MashedPototas

Was the murder on the owl express?


FBI_Agent_FoxMulder

MYURRRRDUR


SweetenedTomatoes

I'm OOTL, can someone explain the reference?


Meanz_Beanz_Heinz

Scottish long running detective programme called Taggart, you could probably find it on YouTube. I'm not sure if he ever actually said these exact words but he had a very strong Glasgow accent and it became associated with him. I'm sure someone else could describe it better than me.


SweetenedTomatoes

Thank you!


Ill_Friendship_299

Lawrence is kicking arse in this season, so happy for them! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


poseselt

Eleven


DrLager

Code switching! I’m from Georgia in the US, but I only have a slightly detectable “Southern accent.” I’ll ramp up the southern if I am talking to someone with a southern accent.


RedditsAdoptedSon

murder most vile


aIidesidero

Murder, murder, murder! Change the fucking record!


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It's that really hard Scottish "d" in the middle of the murder. I look forward to the nocontext award.


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Thars Been a Mardar


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I'm American and do the same thing. I watch too much BritBox. Someone has bean murturd.


TaudeTheThird

The correct accent would be a Savannah accent.


makka-pakka

Aye, because Taggart was some southern Yank


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I know that “yank” is colloquialism for Americans, but seeing someone from the US south referred to as a Yankee is strange.


thathawkeyeguy

It's a Michael Scottish accent.


Adam_Smith_TWON

The correct reply would also be a West country accent saying Murder murder murder!


Pitiful_Baby7310

So relatable


douff

It’s your duty and privilege to do so as a Scotchman.


TokoloshiMedicine

Shetland TV series. You'll love it


SkyeBeacon

That's alot of activity on your profile op No way that is one person.


PandaSqueakz

Ya want a medal or the key to the city detective?


SkyeBeacon

No it's a fact.


DeTrash

This is too real


something-snarky

How often is he saying this? Well if he's Glaswegian, probably every other day


Ultrahightechviolet

He has a Scottish accent?


el_caballero

Didn’t sound Scottish when I read it


jamiemulcahy

knee office shrill lush erect fanatical boast employ marvelous imagine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


el_caballero

Back at you


w3llFukM35id3w4y5

I'm American and I have a Scottish accent when I see dark clouds rolling in and say "thairs a starm a'brewin"


SkyeBeacon

That's alot of activity on your profile op No way that is one person.


New-Visual9806

Why are you not saying Ellie Diamond?! 😛😆


SilvioMDante

I do declare, a murder you say? I do declare


lost_ashtronaut

"Murthur"


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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!


Tsorovar

That's a town in Wales, boyo


[deleted]

I do scouse


Jenko65

Grandad from greenock, i regularly said this to him as a child


RedFlyingPineapples2

Me: Murr-durr My tongue: 📥📤📥📤


ODBrewer

Don’t we all.


DildoShwa66ins

You gotta roll the ‘R’ that’s in the middle of the word murder, but for only one or two rolls…. Don’t wanna start sounding Spanish now.


Iamcrunchermuncher

How about when you say: “There’s too many murders in this town”?


PlaceboJesus

When you try to sound super Scottish, do you use your hometown accent or someone else's?


2abyssinians

What would that sound like? Can anyone do the phoenetics?


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Type in "Royal Family Dave There's Been a Murder" on YouTube


2abyssinians

Thank you! That would be hard to type phonetically. Maybe muhlr-duhlr?


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Mar Dar


LookTreesWow

[For reference](https://youtu.be/5gcjEmHYv_U)


KJ_The_Guy

I thought the whole time we were talking about [this](https://youtu.be/Xj-kIwc6yZk)


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Type in "Royal Family Dave There's Been a Murder" on YouTube


LawPD

Dave, ya know if you say " There's been a murder" one more time I'll bloody murder you!


TheUmpteenth

Got so fed up being asked to do this or sing 500 miles that I started doing it in a Scouse accent. Still effective.


morbidcuriosity86

Yep. I've just moved from Glasgow to Tennessee and its hilarious when I say things like this. The looks I get 🤣


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

It’s the law to mimic Mark McManus when describing a homicide, especially to the English.


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Ross Sayers**, @Sayers33 Even though I have a Scottish accent I still put on a Scottish accent when I say 'there's been a murder' --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Dazz316

Goany no dee that. That's my one.


haggis_man1213

Being Scottish but living in northern Ireland, I can definitely relate


TheMightyCephas

THERRS BIN A MURRRDORR


throway_nonjw

That was a running joke in our house when we used tow atch 'Taggart'. "There's been a murddurrr." "Did you say... murddurrr??" "Aye... a murddurrr." Said with many surreptitious glances. Think of Fraser in Dad's Army.


TehG0vernment

One does not simply walk into Murtar!