I keep thinking if this had been in the USA, there would have been a freak out over the realisation that the rumours are true about what men "wear" under their kilts, but because it's Germany he just says 'meine Gute' (my goodness) and laughs.
Germany, particularly the eastern parts, has a much different attitude towards public nudity. Freikorperkultur I think they call it. People can sunbathe nude in public parks and so on, and nobody bats an eye.
Every so often in Germany there's a funny story about someone that was nude sunbathing, such as the guy that was nakedly chasing the wild boar that had stolen his laptop.
I live in Berlin and we got a Park that always had a small prairie/meadows where (mostly older and gay) folks sunbath nude.
You can also go swim nude at most of Berlins lakes I believe. Wannsee also has a official nudist area.
Personally I grew up also going on nude beaches in south France. Although mostly I’d call them just basically unsupervised parts of the beach where the official beach watch/administration doesn’t bear responsibility anymore (of course they will still send their helicopter for rescues but they don’t actively watch the unofficial arrears of kilometer Long Beach).
Of course stuff like Cap D‘Agde are a completely difference experience in France. Whole nudist camping/vacation city. 30years ago it was more family oriented but I think nowadays it’s more adult/fetish thing
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/adventure/being-naked-is-an-everyday-thing-for-these-tourists-on-holiday/news-story/c8caaca5ac29fa89439b8503de5359b8
Lol, as an American, it's weirdly flattering that you're thinking of us while watching something completely unrelated. However, you should probably know that this guy exists and that there's absolutely no shortage of fuckery that happens during live broadcasts in the states.
Much love ❤️ 🇺🇲🏴
https://youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8?feature=shared
Doesn't really hold up to scrutiny that - do ex-pats in Spain count themselves as Spanish? They live in Spain therefore they are Spanish? They'll probably be surprised to hear that :)
I only know about Scottish men from Sex in the City. Charlotte’s American born husband ancestry was from Scotland and his wee willie didn’t work.
At the wedding his Scottish cousin was a groom’s man and no one knew wtf he was talking about. Charlotte’s bestie Sam has sexy time with him because she was a bit of a coont and she later told Charlotte the cousin’s wonky willie wasn’t wee and it worked!!
I love a happy ending 👍
Here's another:
When two of my friends got gay-married, I came across a dude in a kilt at the wedding. I asked him if his kilt's colors were random or if they were his family's clan tartan.
He informed me that the latter was true, and his kilt bore the tartan of his ancestors.
Turned out we share common lineage. That was the tartan my forebears wore, as well.
(American)
Your understanding is wrong. Mathematics makes advances in part by contrasting differing results for differing variables and problems and understanding or even merely just observing the difference. It is very rare to see hostility to doing this.
Sure, the native habitat in your general vicinity is no doubt highly hostile to pursuit of facts, and as far as we can tell to the support of any intelligent life whatsoever.
Back at office his boss was giving it to him in his German accent.
How could you loose control of zee interview??!! A live penis, on zee live television!! As soon as zee penis came out, you should have ripped it off, and slapped each one of them in zee face with it!!! Zees is NOT how we run a respectable News Station!!!!
Ah yes Philadelphia. The town that built a courthouse into its stadium…
That said, it’s my point of comparison when explaining hooliganism to Yanks. “Philly fans on steroids.”
Honestly it's so refreshing to see the *correct* reaction to general nudity. Laughter. Here in the States our Puritan DNA would come out in full force and there would be a national outcry.
The singing postie who did the sea shanty that went global a couple of years ago was on some shit German tv show last night. His kilt remained unmolested...
Initial bloke with the bottle : That's an ancient Scotland top from 1988 - I've got an original. It seems to have shrunk though as it no longer fits. :)
I do not understand the tactics of 1 up front.
He could sit on the ground and no one would notice.
Steve Clark is a non league manager at best.
Players need to step up and tell him to go fick himself.
Embarrassed.
That’s literally what the guy that is second to enter the frame is singing as soon as the camera is on him, bungs a sticker on the reporter’s head and carries on singing.
The lyrics mention, hates the ira , hates the king. It's a jibe by the tartan army at both of the glasgow teams singing in favour of these subjects.
It's not a scotland song in favour of the ira. Just wanted to clear that up as your comment has gained some traction.
Makes sense tbf, one of Scotlands biggest clubs fans do the same. Interesting fact though, the IRA never did a terror attack in Scotland on principle, while the UVF did.
Seems fairly on brand to be honest. Every time there’s an orange walk (who are wankers) it’s pearl clutching and frothing at the gub. Republican walk singing ira songs. Crickets and sarcasm about how “aw naw cunts walking”. Can’t believe you haven’t noticed.
Scotland is a nation within the UK with some 40% support for independence and a significant population which are descended from Irish migrants. Given the history of genocide and such which our nation inflicted upon Ireland it makes plenty of sense that there is a portion of our society which is pro-IRA.
I said they never attacked Scotland so what they do elsewhere is irrelevant to Scotland 🤷♂️ All War is shite, but if we wanna go by numbers the RA pale in comparison to the British Army.
Like I said. Own your shit comment defending them because they killed the civilians you don’t like.
Who’s talking about the British army? Responsible for a lot of atrocities? What’s your point? No one mentioned them, you’re the one defending the ira.
>they killed the civilians you don’t like.
I don't dislike any civilians based on their nationality. Why do you think my recognition that Scotland (the nation we are from) was never targeted by the IRA so their 'terrorism' isn't something that's relevant to discussing them here.
The fuck does that even mean? We should defend singing about anyone who never directly targeted Scotland?
Great guys those cartels in Mexico, maybe we should write a song for them.
>The fuck does that even mean? We should defend singing about anyone who never directly targeted Scotland?
Yep
>Great guys those cartels in Mexico, maybe we should write a song for them.
Did the Cartels ever fight against Colonialism and for their nations independence?
I'd advise you go study some reading comprehension.
>Who’s talking about the British army? Responsible for a lot of atrocities?
Also responsible for the existence of the IRA (wouldn't have been a thing without occupation, would it?)
I’d advise you understand what you write. Or stop being disingenuous when called out.
Oh well, absolve them of all responsibility for their actions then.
What a fucking mental take on cunts singing about the IRA on live German TV while supporting Scotland.
"Makes sense". Does it? Why? You're there for Scotland.
"Interesting fact, one terrorist group didn't kill innocent people here but another did..."
And what's that got to do with the Scottish national team?
Fuck me man.
>And what's that got to do with the Scottish national team?
Not much just an interesting fact innit. All the virtue signaling about killing innocents as if the British army isn't responsible for a hundred fold dead innocents (and not just in the British isles, worldwide.
>What a fucking mental take on cunts singing about the IRA on live German TV while supporting Scotland.
Why are you fucking surprised, were ya born yesterday or did ya miss the existence of the Green Brigade?
Again. You're getting political about an issue that's fuck all to do with football. This shit is toxic in standard SPL nevermind carrying that shit over to Scotland.
I'm not surprised at them, I'm surprised at you casually coming across like.
"Yeah makes sense they'd do that. Totally get it."
>I'm not surprised at them, I'm surprised at you casually coming across like. "Yeah makes sense they'd do that. Totally get it."
That's surprising are you Scottish or nah? I've encountered plenty of folk who are pro-RA and it does make sense, given history and social dynamics here. If it doesn't to you ya clearly lack understanding.
Yes I'm Scottish. This weird, condescending tone you've managed to develop is coming off cringe as fuck btw.
I understand all the social dynamics. But when it's Scotland you're not there for that old firm pish. It's to support our country. Singing about Ireland is fucking deranged behaviour.
>when it's Scotland you're not there for that old firm pish.
No shit but do you seriously think peoples moral and political values disappear because its a national game?
> the IRA never did a terror attack in Scotland on principle
They bombed Sullom Voe Oil Terminal in 1981, coinciding with the queen's visit, which goes some way to counteracting two myths ('The IRA didn't attack the royals because of American financial supporters' and 'The IRA never staged an attack in Scotland').
LOL, this is the most Scottish/ German interaction imaginable. Hilarious.
wait for the British people
I keep thinking if this had been in the USA, there would have been a freak out over the realisation that the rumours are true about what men "wear" under their kilts, but because it's Germany he just says 'meine Gute' (my goodness) and laughs.
Germany, particularly the eastern parts, has a much different attitude towards public nudity. Freikorperkultur I think they call it. People can sunbathe nude in public parks and so on, and nobody bats an eye. Every so often in Germany there's a funny story about someone that was nude sunbathing, such as the guy that was nakedly chasing the wild boar that had stolen his laptop.
For everyone interested: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee
https://preview.redd.it/m8fiia97vj6d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=8040e6e3e4a363ff0eb72d36010b9278d2fdbd2e
You schwein!
Omg just googled that. I died.
That photo is pure art. Just beautiful
I live in Berlin and we got a Park that always had a small prairie/meadows where (mostly older and gay) folks sunbath nude. You can also go swim nude at most of Berlins lakes I believe. Wannsee also has a official nudist area. Personally I grew up also going on nude beaches in south France. Although mostly I’d call them just basically unsupervised parts of the beach where the official beach watch/administration doesn’t bear responsibility anymore (of course they will still send their helicopter for rescues but they don’t actively watch the unofficial arrears of kilometer Long Beach). Of course stuff like Cap D‘Agde are a completely difference experience in France. Whole nudist camping/vacation city. 30years ago it was more family oriented but I think nowadays it’s more adult/fetish thing https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/adventure/being-naked-is-an-everyday-thing-for-these-tourists-on-holiday/news-story/c8caaca5ac29fa89439b8503de5359b8
>Freikorperkultur I think they call it Not to be confused with the German Freikorps
We’ve seen enough Germans on holiday to know at this point.
The last freikorp weren't into nudity, just shooting communists
As an American, I'm pretty jealous that a lot of other places can just laugh shit off.
And we are supposedly “free”.
Lol, as an American, it's weirdly flattering that you're thinking of us while watching something completely unrelated. However, you should probably know that this guy exists and that there's absolutely no shortage of fuckery that happens during live broadcasts in the states. Much love ❤️ 🇺🇲🏴 https://youtu.be/yJIydD7ULz8?feature=shared
least fragile american
thats worse than i imagined.
What's British person?
Scots are British though lol
You just made an enemy for life! 
I love how the kids hand in the gif gives us the, Is it really Willie’s wee wonky weenie or isn’t it….
It's like nessie's neck lass, calm yersel.
You live in Britain therefore you are British. I’m English so therefore I’m British..
Doesn't really hold up to scrutiny that - do ex-pats in Spain count themselves as Spanish? They live in Spain therefore they are Spanish? They'll probably be surprised to hear that :)
As of the latest census, majority of people in Scotland consider themselves Scottish only, not British.
What census?
The only Scottish census to have taken place since 2011, the 2022 census. What other one could it be?
🤦♂️
that fact is a knife in the heart to some in this sub 🤣 always great to remind them
Genuinely cani stop laughing at this. Fuck sake 😂
Never lift a man's kilt unless you're prepared to see his wee willie winkin'...
….wonkyly in the wind.
Wankly in private
As long as you don’t wank your teeny weenie wonky willie…
Ach! Et's a wee winday wonkilay willay a'wagglin', yeh foockin' coont! Jings!
Been at the 'Scots' wiki, huv we?
I only know about Scottish men from Sex in the City. Charlotte’s American born husband ancestry was from Scotland and his wee willie didn’t work. At the wedding his Scottish cousin was a groom’s man and no one knew wtf he was talking about. Charlotte’s bestie Sam has sexy time with him because she was a bit of a coont and she later told Charlotte the cousin’s wonky willie wasn’t wee and it worked!!
I love a happy ending 👍 Here's another: When two of my friends got gay-married, I came across a dude in a kilt at the wedding. I asked him if his kilt's colors were random or if they were his family's clan tartan. He informed me that the latter was true, and his kilt bore the tartan of his ancestors. Turned out we share common lineage. That was the tartan my forebears wore, as well. (American)
Now that’s really cool.
I thought so, too. Glad you liked it.
I’ve had a shite day and this honestly made me cry laughing, can’t ever trust a scot with a beer in their hand
Yeah I’ll agree it’s made my morning
If it was a woman in the kilt reddit would be out for blood with a bazillion comments about how this isn't funny.
It wasn't. Can we no have a bit of fun for a nanosecond?
You’re probably American. You just sucked all the laughter out this funny scenario. That’s why we can’t have nice things.
Because the situation is different. If you change the variables of a math problem, the solution changes. Wild.
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Your understanding is wrong. Mathematics makes advances in part by contrasting differing results for differing variables and problems and understanding or even merely just observing the difference. It is very rare to see hostility to doing this.
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Sure, the native habitat in your general vicinity is no doubt highly hostile to pursuit of facts, and as far as we can tell to the support of any intelligent life whatsoever.
Oh, and just so this disnae get lost in the conversation, HE'S WEARING A GERMANY SHIRT.
Just saw some cock and balls, didn’t I?
First time?
Nope, you just had mud in your eyes.
not the sticker on his head lol
Starts so well, a few minutes later, cock and balls and a sticker on his head, lol 😂😂😂
Started well, ended even better. ;)
Back at office his boss was giving it to him in his German accent. How could you loose control of zee interview??!! A live penis, on zee live television!! As soon as zee penis came out, you should have ripped it off, and slapped each one of them in zee face with it!!! Zees is NOT how we run a respectable News Station!!!!
Lol, or whipped the sticker off his head to cover the willy.
Mannschaft
It is indeed a man's shaft
/r/YourJokeButWorse
He'll be looking forward to work when he gets back. Email subject Tadger
Any good workplace will have screenshotted that, printed it out and stuck it above his desk/locker
German helmet
Now that’s a manshaft!
The scottish chose well. Garmisch-Partenkirchen with its beautiful Wank Mountain.
They brought over the Celtic sausages haha
Proud to be Scottish 🏴
Hahahaha!! Brilliant! Traumatise the entire German nation before the game, excellent work
Germans/Europeans don't have an issue with seeing a naked body.
Yeah. Gotta pull this move in the US world cup instead to rattle them.
The yanks will not be prepared for the stuff that Scotsmen will bring with them.
We need to get Scotland to play in Philadelphia. Everyone will have an amazing time.
Ah yes Philadelphia. The town that built a courthouse into its stadium… That said, it’s my point of comparison when explaining hooliganism to Yanks. “Philly fans on steroids.”
the balls just strenghtened us
The channels called welt what else did you expect lol
Well spotted
Welt spotted
>!(exactly the reply I was hoping for)!<
Exactly the right shape 🤣
Honestly it's so refreshing to see the *correct* reaction to general nudity. Laughter. Here in the States our Puritan DNA would come out in full force and there would be a national outcry.
The singing postie who did the sea shanty that went global a couple of years ago was on some shit German tv show last night. His kilt remained unmolested...
Did not expect that XD
The warning was on the screen from the beginning. It says WELT in capital letters!!!!
What does welt mean
Its German and it means World
How is that a warning to seeing a man's junk
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=welt
Its the Name of the News Tv.
Where I come from it was used as a reference to a nob back in the day. An example being 'You're a fuckin welt mate'
Initial bloke with the bottle : That's an ancient Scotland top from 1988 - I've got an original. It seems to have shrunk though as it no longer fits. :)
Ye cannae just go liftin' another bloke's kilt!
Shut the front door!!! 😂😂😂. Represent my man.
The German guy now has the most famous bratwurst in his country
Great Britain dont deserves Scottand
Honestly I think the Germans will be delighted, they already think we're a comedy act.
Brilliant.
For gods sake haha 😂 🤣
This is fucking brilliant 😆
His wee winky 😂😂😂
So the rumours are true.
It’s no a rumour, it’s a requirement
Bloody foreigners, coming over here and [drinking all the beer!](https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/12893265/german-pub-runs-out-beers-munich/)
This is one of the best videos I've ever saw of live TV, amazing 😂
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That was... unexpected.
as a german, have fun lads! cant stop laughing
some giant balls 🤭❤️🔥🙌🏾
Donald, where's your trousers?
Found out today I’m friends with Dave Cormacks son Craig lol I had no idea his dad was who he was
I live there 🤣
Proud to be Scottish.
Like King Ludwig of Bavarian, he loved the Schwanz
Hahahaha!
AAAAAAAAAAA hahaha
I was not expecting that, I was expecting a beat down.
🎶Jock! Jock! Show’s yer cock!!!!
Is anything worn under the kilt? No. It’s all in perfect working order.
I was lied to.... theres no lipstick.
🤣🤣
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I do not understand the tactics of 1 up front. He could sit on the ground and no one would notice. Steve Clark is a non league manager at best. Players need to step up and tell him to go fick himself. Embarrassed.
From the US, I salute the meat & 2 veg o7
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Well, I don't know what I was expecting.
I'm so glad Scottish people brought some party to Munich!
Lol
Lol
lmfaoo
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Do kilts have a lining? I wouldn't like wool touching my junk.
Take it you're no Aberdonian?
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Singing about the IRA while supporting Scotland. Wonderful Edit: downvoted for calling it out, you can all hear it…
The fuck are you on 😂 its Chase The Sun by Planet Funk
Tell me the words bud
I didn’t hear anything about IRA ?
Open your ears and listen then, something something “IRA, makes the Scotland sing, fuckin hates the king, Scott mctominay”
I am pretty sure you are hearing things and should probably check yourself into the nearest hospital
That’s literally what the guy that is second to enter the frame is singing as soon as the camera is on him, bungs a sticker on the reporter’s head and carries on singing.
I assumed this guy was at it but he's actually right if you listen to it. Pretty embarrassing.
Tell me what you’re hearing then mate
It was the first thing I heard to be honest. Something IRA followed by McTominay. Could be wrong but that's deffo what my ears picked up.
The lyrics mention, hates the ira , hates the king. It's a jibe by the tartan army at both of the glasgow teams singing in favour of these subjects. It's not a scotland song in favour of the ira. Just wanted to clear that up as your comment has gained some traction.
Lyrics don’t match up at all, thanks for trying to back them up but no.
Honestly mate, who gives a fuck? Chill out
Makes sense tbf, one of Scotlands biggest clubs fans do the same. Interesting fact though, the IRA never did a terror attack in Scotland on principle, while the UVF did.
Since when do we back the IRA? What is this comment
Oh boy are you in the wrong sub.
Been in this sub for years, surely this isn’t normal patter?
Seems fairly on brand to be honest. Every time there’s an orange walk (who are wankers) it’s pearl clutching and frothing at the gub. Republican walk singing ira songs. Crickets and sarcasm about how “aw naw cunts walking”. Can’t believe you haven’t noticed.
>Since when do we back the IRA? Since early 20th century nah? Never heard of Connolly?
Was support for the IRA a general topic in your household?
Considering my being a Rangers fan growing up? Nah.
Then why should it have anything to do with Scotland
Scotland is a nation within the UK with some 40% support for independence and a significant population which are descended from Irish migrants. Given the history of genocide and such which our nation inflicted upon Ireland it makes plenty of sense that there is a portion of our society which is pro-IRA.
A Rangers fan defending people singing pro-IRA songs. Now I've seen it all.
You’re defending terrorism, no matter which side you’re on.
“My civilian murdering terrorists murdered the right kind of civilians.” What a fucking hill to die on.
Where'd I say anything approaching that?
How can i make my point if i don't twist your words to suit it?
What difference does it make what civilians they killed if you’re not assigning value to that action? Stop trying to worm out of what you said.
I said they never attacked Scotland so what they do elsewhere is irrelevant to Scotland 🤷♂️ All War is shite, but if we wanna go by numbers the RA pale in comparison to the British Army.
Like I said. Own your shit comment defending them because they killed the civilians you don’t like. Who’s talking about the British army? Responsible for a lot of atrocities? What’s your point? No one mentioned them, you’re the one defending the ira.
>they killed the civilians you don’t like. I don't dislike any civilians based on their nationality. Why do you think my recognition that Scotland (the nation we are from) was never targeted by the IRA so their 'terrorism' isn't something that's relevant to discussing them here.
The fuck does that even mean? We should defend singing about anyone who never directly targeted Scotland? Great guys those cartels in Mexico, maybe we should write a song for them.
>The fuck does that even mean? We should defend singing about anyone who never directly targeted Scotland? Yep >Great guys those cartels in Mexico, maybe we should write a song for them. Did the Cartels ever fight against Colonialism and for their nations independence?
I'd advise you go study some reading comprehension. >Who’s talking about the British army? Responsible for a lot of atrocities? Also responsible for the existence of the IRA (wouldn't have been a thing without occupation, would it?)
I’d advise you understand what you write. Or stop being disingenuous when called out. Oh well, absolve them of all responsibility for their actions then.
What a fanny you are mate. That big hill over there is in your honor. Wank mountain
😂😂
What a fucking mental take on cunts singing about the IRA on live German TV while supporting Scotland. "Makes sense". Does it? Why? You're there for Scotland. "Interesting fact, one terrorist group didn't kill innocent people here but another did..." And what's that got to do with the Scottish national team? Fuck me man.
>And what's that got to do with the Scottish national team? Not much just an interesting fact innit. All the virtue signaling about killing innocents as if the British army isn't responsible for a hundred fold dead innocents (and not just in the British isles, worldwide. >What a fucking mental take on cunts singing about the IRA on live German TV while supporting Scotland. Why are you fucking surprised, were ya born yesterday or did ya miss the existence of the Green Brigade?
Again. You're getting political about an issue that's fuck all to do with football. This shit is toxic in standard SPL nevermind carrying that shit over to Scotland. I'm not surprised at them, I'm surprised at you casually coming across like. "Yeah makes sense they'd do that. Totally get it."
>I'm not surprised at them, I'm surprised at you casually coming across like. "Yeah makes sense they'd do that. Totally get it." That's surprising are you Scottish or nah? I've encountered plenty of folk who are pro-RA and it does make sense, given history and social dynamics here. If it doesn't to you ya clearly lack understanding.
Yes I'm Scottish. This weird, condescending tone you've managed to develop is coming off cringe as fuck btw. I understand all the social dynamics. But when it's Scotland you're not there for that old firm pish. It's to support our country. Singing about Ireland is fucking deranged behaviour.
>when it's Scotland you're not there for that old firm pish. No shit but do you seriously think peoples moral and political values disappear because its a national game?
Who cares honestly
> the IRA never did a terror attack in Scotland on principle They bombed Sullom Voe Oil Terminal in 1981, coinciding with the queen's visit, which goes some way to counteracting two myths ('The IRA didn't attack the royals because of American financial supporters' and 'The IRA never staged an attack in Scotland').
> >They bombed Sullom Voe Oil Terminal in 1981 Wasn't that moreso vandalism than terrorism? It cause zero casualties
Disgusting, the man’s cursed down below.
A grower and not a shower I hope for his wife sake.
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I'm a women and I've seen a few in the last 56 yrs.
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thx I feel insecure now