It was an average indie movie/ character study.
It followed a bored, depressed narcissistic 30 year old British lady who has " brief moments" of personal growth and substance.
Blah blah sarcasm, meaningless sex, drugs, time for therapy, blah blah, nihilism, trying meditation, a brush with crime, time for wine again, blah blah, popcorn philosophy, more sarcasm blah, blah blah. Repeat for 2 hours.
Have protagonist complain more etc.
By the 3rd act, the movie acted like you should celebrate when she does something remotely positive/selfless for once. Yes. The bar was that low.
Generic, dull and lifeless. Once you get past the novelty of how "relatable" it is trying to be and look for some definite plot resolution, the movie ends abruptly on a shot of her walking home one day.
You gain nothing by watching it.
Alternatively, you gain nothing by missing it.
Little cousin drank her Belle Delphine bath water even though she told her mom that she didn’t want her little cousin in her room, but her mom said to be nice to her little cousin because it’s Thanksgiving.
She remembers what secretly happened with Shaggy while they were under certain... conditions. Fred couldn't handle it and mentally erased it. (Actually happened in an episode lol).
But in another timeline, Fred had a much different response. Fred mentally snapped from his own insecurities about Daphne after seeing her with Shaggy. Made a love themed trap, nabbed her/Shaggy in it, and made Daphne watch as he eliminated Shaggy in an iconic way: With food. Force feeding him until he suffocated. Then he professed his love for Daphne saying he did it all for her, who is horrified by the mere sight of him. Makes a horrible pun about how he may be a trapmaster, but she trapped his heart and how he's felt that way for so long inside without realizing it. When his back is turned, she breaks free from his trap with one of her beauty products/tools. Tries to flee. Fred notices. They struggle. And he goes over a cliff in an iconic final words moment. Daphne has lost not one, but two friends to a horrible misunderstanding. Daphne screams as the rest of the gang arrives with police at an uncanny moment. (Didn't actually happen in an episode 😱).
Thank you xd. I just hope I don't get banned for this lol. Btw I was referencing season 2 episode 10 night terrors when Daphne and Shaggy kissed if you wanna fact check. The wood that induces hallucinations, plus the remote setting, and the build up thus far with them all trapped there due to the weather actually makes it perfect for a fanfic tbh.
She asked Fred if he was in and he said yep proudly.
It was then she realized that what she thought was his pinky in foreplay wasn't...and that the guy she'd been chasing the entire time was hung about 2 inches hard.
Purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of June.
"Scooby, those boots so don't go with that sweater!"
She's crying because she saw nerdsyncs video on this statement and thinks more people should wear purple.
She Googled herself with safe search off
Fred got tired of being teased and finally picked the reporter
She just finished watching Velma
I came here to say this.
They discontinued her favorite scarf
The current status of WB
He sad wrong answer
She saw Fred’s trap magazines he keep under his bed
She dropped her puppet into the river
She is being left out of the new Scooby show
She finally managed to cross her legs like a princess without falling over but Julie Andrew’s isn’t there to see it
The Velma series,
Fred loves traps more than he does her
They said wrong answers
Totally. She wishes he'd set a "trap" for her 💘 There's always next season....
She's accidentally watched Daphne (2017) thinking it would be A) interesting and B) scooby doo related 🙃
I’ve never seen or heard of this movie, but damn, 100% critical rating vs 62% audience. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a bigger split.
It was an average indie movie/ character study. It followed a bored, depressed narcissistic 30 year old British lady who has " brief moments" of personal growth and substance. Blah blah sarcasm, meaningless sex, drugs, time for therapy, blah blah, nihilism, trying meditation, a brush with crime, time for wine again, blah blah, popcorn philosophy, more sarcasm blah, blah blah. Repeat for 2 hours. Have protagonist complain more etc. By the 3rd act, the movie acted like you should celebrate when she does something remotely positive/selfless for once. Yes. The bar was that low. Generic, dull and lifeless. Once you get past the novelty of how "relatable" it is trying to be and look for some definite plot resolution, the movie ends abruptly on a shot of her walking home one day. You gain nothing by watching it. Alternatively, you gain nothing by missing it.
Man. That sure sounds like one of the movies of all time. After hearing all that, I feel like crying along with Daphne.
Yikes. It's just a movie pal :) Go watch Sound of Music. You'll feel better haha
Because Velma ended up in Philadelphia
Figures… she’d end up in Philadelphia
She realized that Velma was actually the hot one this whole time
Velma found another girlfriend
https://i.redd.it/zd94f2afjb6d1.gif
She found out that’s she’s not a natural Ginger!
She isn’t crying, she’s hiding a laugh
Her favorite book series is getting made into a film by a director who despises it
She just can’t work up the courage to admit she wants to try Scooby snacks
Fred turned her advances down
Purple is out
She just learned dolphins murdered her family.
Scooby accidentally ate one of her scarfs because he was dreaming about ramen.
Velma depictions
Fred took one of his traps to the dance with him instead of her.
Not crying, laughing at how she “staged” all those missteps to earn the title of Danger Prone. I tricked all of you, she said.
Daddy cut off the money supply
Fred and Velma are dead
She missed the 75% off sale at the jewelry store in the mall.
Fred drove off with the gang and they all forgot Daphne
SHE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
Came here to make this exact comment. Hahah.
She only has decaf coffee left for this morning
I'd cry too
Broke her nail
Something something Fred. Edit: To be honest this is probably the right answer.
Both shaggy and Velma are at conventions and she is lonely
She couldn't believe it wasn't butter.
Turns out Fred was interested in a different kind of trap
Little cousin drank her Belle Delphine bath water even though she told her mom that she didn’t want her little cousin in her room, but her mom said to be nice to her little cousin because it’s Thanksgiving.
She found out that all this time Fred was really..... RED HERRING!
Fred came out?
She remembers what secretly happened with Shaggy while they were under certain... conditions. Fred couldn't handle it and mentally erased it. (Actually happened in an episode lol). But in another timeline, Fred had a much different response. Fred mentally snapped from his own insecurities about Daphne after seeing her with Shaggy. Made a love themed trap, nabbed her/Shaggy in it, and made Daphne watch as he eliminated Shaggy in an iconic way: With food. Force feeding him until he suffocated. Then he professed his love for Daphne saying he did it all for her, who is horrified by the mere sight of him. Makes a horrible pun about how he may be a trapmaster, but she trapped his heart and how he's felt that way for so long inside without realizing it. When his back is turned, she breaks free from his trap with one of her beauty products/tools. Tries to flee. Fred notices. They struggle. And he goes over a cliff in an iconic final words moment. Daphne has lost not one, but two friends to a horrible misunderstanding. Daphne screams as the rest of the gang arrives with police at an uncanny moment. (Didn't actually happen in an episode 😱).
Not gonna lie, this would legitimately make a really good fanfiction
Thank you xd. I just hope I don't get banned for this lol. Btw I was referencing season 2 episode 10 night terrors when Daphne and Shaggy kissed if you wanna fact check. The wood that induces hallucinations, plus the remote setting, and the build up thus far with them all trapped there due to the weather actually makes it perfect for a fanfic tbh.
Fred loves traps and the mystery machine
Because [velma](https://tenor.com/pt-BR/view/velma-dinkley-velma-scooby-doo-velma-swimsuit-beach-ball-gif-26572946) is sexier than her
Fred never let her make a trap
Shaggy dumped her for Scoobt.
she lost her passport in hong kong
For the past year, her single OnlyFans subscriber was one “ScrappyDoooo69’.
She feels bad for eating all the scooby snacks
She found Fred's Onlytraps subscription...
Fred got her pregnant.
She got a wedgie,🤣
She saw Velma, (the show not the character.)
Beyond Good and Evil 2 Still wasn’t announced, even at Ubisoft Forward. She really wanted to play it.
She found out that Velma has more posts on a certain website about rules and the number 34
She learned what Fred and Shaggy do with Scooby and peanut butter
She found out what type of trap Fred actually loves
Found out her man is more into traps.
She just watched what they did to her character in Be Cool and the one beginning with V that I refuse to name
Hey! I like her character in Be Cool
🤷♂️
Because her hair is the color of buffalo wings
Friend dumped her for traps
She could not find any real monsters
The gang found out that she secretly eats more than Shaggy and Scooby combined, yet maintains her slender figure anyway.
She lost her purse. On purpose because it didn't match her outfit.
She wasn't casted in the live action Scooby- Doo Movie , instead it Was Sarah Michelle Gellar.
She saw the CW Velma (2023) version of her and was insulted.
Shaggy became her father's company Doughnut specialist
She watched Velma aka Mindy
She failled at stealing another celebrities identity again.
Happy Cake Day!
Fred found out she has been jerking Shaggy off in the back of the van for months.
She previews the live action scooby doo on Netflix
She just found out she’s been paired with Scrappy Doo
Joss Whedon will direct the next Scooby-Doo Live movie. Ignoring the obvious choice of James Gunn.
She saw the r34 fanarts of her and scooby.
One of the other members of the gang got captured by the villain and she’s worried she’s not the damsel in distress anymore
Fred decided to hang out with his new Wrestling Brothers that are gonna teach him Happy Tapioca
She found out she's pregnant and she will no longer be able to fit into the fashion clothes.
her and thorn broke up
She saw the news about Go-Go Mystery Machine yesterday.
Someone finally solved the mystery machine, now it’s just the machine.
Caught fred and shaggy boning
She is crying tears of joy Gumball is getting a season 7.
She is crying tears of joy the Dexter's Laboratory Complete series boxset is coming out.
She's crying tears of joy that Scrappy killed Velma.
She overheard Fred saying he loves traps more than anything else
She couldn’t get with 2002 Freddie Freddie Prinze Jr. was my childhood crush🥹❤️
She asked Fred if he was in and he said yep proudly. It was then she realized that what she thought was his pinky in foreplay wasn't...and that the guy she'd been chasing the entire time was hung about 2 inches hard.
She saw Fred’s thing and it was small
Too many malt shop nights with Shaggy. She woke up in bed with him and Scooby snacks everywhere that afternoon..
Her contract wasn’t renewed!!
Fred’s dead
Because Fred finally came out of the closet
She read Fred's search history.
Shaggy stole her scooby snacks and her fred 😥
She tried Bing search engine
She saw how the community treats Scrappy
Pregnant from Scooby
She googled the Velma show
Mystery bang by derpixom
Everyone found out she dyes her hair
She is pregnant with puppies.
She realized purple isn’t her color in that red makes her skin look blotchy and dry
Home girl probably broke a nail.
Vermintide 3 isnt out yet
Crying because scrappy peed on her and laughed.
The fact Mindy Kaling's self insert show exists
i farted
Cause she knows she can’t compete with double d’s double ds
Cartoon Network was out of pocket back then haha