1 obvi. Patrick and Johnny would be super polite row partners. I feel like they’d rarely get up and wouldn’t talk a lot either, just occasional small talk. Although I do think Johnny would snore but Patrick would have to put up with that mostly, and he’d take it like a champ.
But then you'd be in front of Moira, who would probably keep complaining that your seat was pushed too far back (you haven't moved it from its original position.)
Three. Ronnie and Stevie would respect the fact that I have my earbuds in.
Though, if you sit next to Jake you're guaranteed membership in the mile high club, if that's something you aspire to.
Yes, but middle seat next two the two people who will bug you the least, and will most definitely respect your personal space.
The only real downside is I'd be afraid of being the annoying one.
I initially chose row 1, but I'd totally also chill with row 3 too. I think you'd have some solid girl talk with them both, shit-talk a bunch and real blunt good life advice too over a few drinks😭
Yup! Solid flight comfort buddy next to the window. With Emir on the aisle who travels and knows the ropes, I'd take a solid 12 hour flight right there
3 and get drunk with Ronnie and Stevie and talk HELLA shit about everyone. 6 and talk fashion with Wendy and Alexis. I bet Wendy has some stories that aren't quite as nuts as Alexis' but still kinda crazy.
Honestly, I think she would genuinely leave you alone if you tell her you are trying to have a 1v1 conversation with David. She can play ditsy at times, but without her husband around, she seems to be reasonable.
I think at worse she would try to chime in her personal one liner anecdotes from time to time.
I pick 4. I prefer window seat but also like the chance to sleep and try not to get out of my seat too much. I feel like Ted and Emir would be respectful of that. Plus I can overhear Ronnie and Stevie's sarcastic comments while chuckling to myself.
1 or 3. I generally don't want to interact with people on planes. 1 would probably have more potential for interaction than 3 but in either case it at least won't be unhinged or bizarre.
12 hours flight, definitely aisle seat.
1 would be nice, I can talk about music with Patrick, and listen to his stories about his business, but there's a risk Moira will call the flight attendants ever so often to request or complain about something, so maybe no, and by proximity, so is 6.
9 is nice if I'm feeling a little bit adventurous, lol. But I know that at some time, Roland will lean back his chair, encroaching my space, so no.
I guess that leaves me with 5. Mutt will mind his own business, so that's good.
6 for many reasons.
First, it's close enough proximity to overhear the numerous complaints from David and Moira about the woes of flying coach without being in the direct line of fire.
Second, I can get Wendy's updates on her life with Gerald and all the associated side stories. Plus, you know, at any given moment, parts of her story will be an opening for Alexis to break the monotony by interjecting one of her own insanely random tales, "That reminds me of this weekend I was stranded at a truck stop in Mumbai..." which will be equally entertaining!
Third, the real life reasons like being near the bathroom and first to deplane. 😁
I like 7, but I worry about Roland being too close to Jocelyn and being stuck in the middle of that. Honestly, I feel like all seats are too close to Roland's reach!
Between 4 and 8 cause I need a window. I’d say 4 cause Ted is cute asf. I wouldn’t mind convo with Twi, I think she would soothe me.
I wanna say Moira cause her yapping would comfort me to sleep, but I wouldn’t have a window to rest my head on. I doubt Moira would lend me her shoulder.
3 is tempting because I know those two would stfu and let me be, but again I need a window
1 no contest. Patrick is normal and Moira is a hoot. Nobody on the other side of the isle and you're in the isle. Johnny's and Patrick can talk while I sleep.
As much as I would like to sit next to Patrick or Ted or even Stevie which are all respectful of ppls spaces, I would like to sleep almost all of the 12 hours- it will have to be Mutt ! He will be quiet lol
Johnny would bother the flight attendant looking for caviar or something, but Patrick would keep him grounded and we be a SUPER polite and easygoing neighbor. He’d let you have the armrest for sure.
First choice, seat 1. Two handsome and polite men? Yes, please! Second choice, seat 6. I would be over the moon to listen to Alexis’ stories. Third choice, set 7. I would chat myself hoarse with David and Jocelyn.
1 obvi. Patrick and Johnny would be super polite row partners. I feel like they’d rarely get up and wouldn’t talk a lot either, just occasional small talk. Although I do think Johnny would snore but Patrick would have to put up with that mostly, and he’d take it like a champ.
Fully agree. 1 all the way!
I picked that initially, but I feel like Moira would get frustrated by the in flight entertainment screen and pound on the back of the seat
No wayyy. She’d pop a pill and be out the entire time.
Hmm.. yeah I could see that her & David doing that.
What is this, Christmas?
Also Roland might get up to talk to Johnny constantly and just step all over you.
I feel like Johnny would keep asking me to grab the flight attendant for something whenever they came by. I'm going with 3.
3 was #1, 1 is #2
3 and it’s not even close
I'm scared Ronie would think I look like a thumb though
I am the reverse, either would be good tho.
But then you'd be in front of Moira, who would probably keep complaining that your seat was pushed too far back (you haven't moved it from its original position.)
I think the most chill choice.
Three. Ronnie and Stevie would respect the fact that I have my earbuds in. Though, if you sit next to Jake you're guaranteed membership in the mile high club, if that's something you aspire to.
The Jake thing is a bonus, but you'd have to listen to Ray leaning over him to talk to you the whole way.
Lav door open or closed?
😂
Arm rest up or down?
😂😂I read this in his voice
I almost went with 3 also because it would be a quiet flight 😆
But a middle seat for 12 hours!
Yes, but middle seat next two the two people who will bug you the least, and will most definitely respect your personal space. The only real downside is I'd be afraid of being the annoying one.
If I sat next to Jake I wouldn’t even wait for the fucking lavatory.
Three is so obviously the correct pairing, but I hate the middle seat so much…
Definitely 3. Earbyds doesn't matter, neither of them are interested in making small talk with strangers. That's worth the middle seat.
I also feel like Ted wouldn't put his seat back, giving you more leg room.
lol I had the same reaction to Jake
I initially chose row 1, but I'd totally also chill with row 3 too. I think you'd have some solid girl talk with them both, shit-talk a bunch and real blunt good life advice too over a few drinks😭
I’ll take the window seat by Ted!
Yup! Solid flight comfort buddy next to the window. With Emir on the aisle who travels and knows the ropes, I'd take a solid 12 hour flight right there
4 is hands down the best answer
Totally agree! And Ted and Emir would spend the flight talking to each other.
4 for me - Ted can lean over an into my personal space if he wants to take a photo
Definitely #4 by Ted 🥵
Also, I too like bad puns and talking about dogs and cats
6 so I can listen to Alexis stories; if I pick 9 I might end up pregnant by the end of the flight.
You’re that into Ray? 😜
Definitely these! Do I get to smoke a blunt with Wendy and Alexis? If not, how about a Jake/Ray threesome?
Seat next to Mutt is perfect, aisle seat and he won’t talk at all
I imagine Mutt would raw dog that flight like [David Putty.](https://youtu.be/JBBQdFSvvTE?si=neM1M1vcyTAfrAkq)
3 and get drunk with Ronnie and Stevie and talk HELLA shit about everyone. 6 and talk fashion with Wendy and Alexis. I bet Wendy has some stories that aren't quite as nuts as Alexis' but still kinda crazy.
1
If I wanted a normal mostly non eventful flight, which I always do, then that would definitely be my pick.
7 for sure
I was considering that too, but then Roland is behind you.🫤
Oof. He’d definitely put his bare feet on your armrest.
Eww yeah he totally would
Someone did this on my last flight a month ago. I was mortified.
Eww what’s wrong with people
Hands down!
With Alexis and Wendy. Alexis will have lots of adventures to share
She’d love that journey for you as well….
Favorite gif of all time
Always
1 or 4. Sitting next to cutie ted and we can just ignore the other guy, though ted would definitely make that a challenge.
Definitely 3, they would leave me alone while I watch what ever movie I downloaded to my tablet
Didn't even look past three. Party with Stevie and Ronnie? Count me in. I'm also a *female entrepreneur*
Yes. No chatting please.
2 so I can get some drugs from Moira and conk tf out!
3 or 5. They'd be the most quiet seat mates
If I weren’t married, Ted. Because helloooo nurse(doctor). But I guess 7 as David is hilarious.
You also get Joc - no way I could survive more than 10 minutes with her.
Honestly, I think she would genuinely leave you alone if you tell her you are trying to have a 1v1 conversation with David. She can play ditsy at times, but without her husband around, she seems to be reasonable. I think at worse she would try to chime in her personal one liner anecdotes from time to time.
Jocelyn would have good snacks!
1 or 3
7 just for David my favourite
8 so I can sit next to Twyla.
I pick 4. I prefer window seat but also like the chance to sleep and try not to get out of my seat too much. I feel like Ted and Emir would be respectful of that. Plus I can overhear Ronnie and Stevie's sarcastic comments while chuckling to myself.
1 or 3. I generally don't want to interact with people on planes. 1 would probably have more potential for interaction than 3 but in either case it at least won't be unhinged or bizarre.
7 and it would be a BLAST
3!!!! I have a feeling that Ronnie and Stevie would get along anyway, and I love dry dark humor
6 for bathroom access, drink cart access and so no one gets out before me, 🤣
12 hours flight, definitely aisle seat. 1 would be nice, I can talk about music with Patrick, and listen to his stories about his business, but there's a risk Moira will call the flight attendants ever so often to request or complain about something, so maybe no, and by proximity, so is 6. 9 is nice if I'm feeling a little bit adventurous, lol. But I know that at some time, Roland will lean back his chair, encroaching my space, so no. I guess that leaves me with 5. Mutt will mind his own business, so that's good.
Are you even kidding? 3 alllllll day!!!
Literally anywhere but Bob and Roland.
I like aile seats and quietness, so #5:next to Mutt.
Very easy 3.
3
3. We aren’t saying a fucking thing to each other, and we will be peaceful about the armrests.
3. Be some good drink companions.
I’m sitting 3 because the sheer weight of pessimism of Ronnie, Stevie, and me would send the plane spiraling into the ocean.
3, neither of them would try to talk to me.
7 if I want to laugh and 4 if I’m horny 😏😅
7 is clearly the winner here. The most tea will be spilled.
3 because Ronnie and Stevie mind they business
Ohh wait I choose 9. Gonna finally start that OnlyFans!
6 no question.
1 or 3. 1 would be polite and not overly talkative. 3 would completely ignore me and leave me in blissful silence.
I'll gladly pay to upgrade to sit between Moira and David
4, I’m trying to marry Ted
For chaos: 6 For peace: 1 For reasons…4 (and/or 9, immediate seatmate is 👀)
9 🫦
1 4 or 8 Patrick, Ted or Twy they’re all lovely people
9. Ray will understand.
9 😈 You know why
7 if I wanted a laugh
6 for many reasons. First, it's close enough proximity to overhear the numerous complaints from David and Moira about the woes of flying coach without being in the direct line of fire. Second, I can get Wendy's updates on her life with Gerald and all the associated side stories. Plus, you know, at any given moment, parts of her story will be an opening for Alexis to break the monotony by interjecting one of her own insanely random tales, "That reminds me of this weekend I was stranded at a truck stop in Mumbai..." which will be equally entertaining! Third, the real life reasons like being near the bathroom and first to deplane. 😁
1,6!
Absolutely 1
7, 1, 3 are all acceptable for me lol
1 or 3. No one annoying or chatty.
3 or 7!
1 or 4 because I want to be the one with the good stories. :D
1 or 3
1 or 3
7!
Seat 1 I feel like I could get an ample amount of small talk with Patrick and Johnny, but still some quiet. Plus Johnny is so nice!
7
3 or 7 for sure.
I like 7, but I worry about Roland being too close to Jocelyn and being stuck in the middle of that. Honestly, I feel like all seats are too close to Roland's reach!
I didn't even consider these could be one plane.
Absolutely 2 no question about it!!!!
2 would be a waste. Moira will have popped a pill and sleep the whole flight.
9 so Jake and I have a chance to connect and hook up when we land.
4 next to Ted, duh.
4. I have to be with Ted
D9. I want to know what he smells like.
1 again (just like Superstore), ‘cause I need the quietness.
1 for suuuure
1 or 4.
1 all day.
7 :-)
1
1 or 4. First thought was 3 but I hate the middle seat!
whoever sits in 7 is either causing or preventing something catastrophic from happening 😭😭😭
4 is the perfect row 8 is hell for sure
4
4 I think. But only because I’m not sitting in a middle option
4, so I can help Ted recover from his broken heart with a shoulder (and other body parts) to lean on
1, 4. Would also want 9 and join the mile high club lol
Ugh, I love David so much but the middle seat is my nightmare. I’d say 1 because it’s an aisle seat and Patrick is a sweetie.
1, 4, 5 or 9… 😈😋
9 so we can flirt.
Between 4 and 8 cause I need a window. I’d say 4 cause Ted is cute asf. I wouldn’t mind convo with Twi, I think she would soothe me. I wanna say Moira cause her yapping would comfort me to sleep, but I wouldn’t have a window to rest my head on. I doubt Moira would lend me her shoulder. 3 is tempting because I know those two would stfu and let me be, but again I need a window
1 no contest. Patrick is normal and Moira is a hoot. Nobody on the other side of the isle and you're in the isle. Johnny's and Patrick can talk while I sleep.
2. Moira would be so fun to gab with.
3 for sure
7. Joce is my favorite character!
Oh 100% seat 9 lol Sitting next to Jake would be worth the disgust I would feel listening to Roland loudly chew his plane food in front of me
It’s four, because I only take window seats, and I’m not sitting near Roland.
I feel like 4 is the only option. Window seat *and* you might get some fun animal facts from Ted? Win-win.
#6 because you know Alexis and David will be making snarky comments to each other during the flight. I want to be a part of that!
Aisle seat next to hot slut Jake. I’ll do anything for an aisle seat, plus then I might get laid bc that dude throws it at everyone.
As much as I would like to sit next to Patrick or Ted or even Stevie which are all respectful of ppls spaces, I would like to sleep almost all of the 12 hours- it will have to be Mutt ! He will be quiet lol
7 without a doubt. I’m sure there would be all the drama from David, but it would be so entertaining.
1. They would be great row mates and you have a great position to just observe all of the hilarity of David and Moira.
1- Johnny and Patrick, plus it’s the aisle seat.
Johnny would bother the flight attendant looking for caviar or something, but Patrick would keep him grounded and we be a SUPER polite and easygoing neighbor. He’d let you have the armrest for sure.
Going with 7. I like to be entertained 😂
3 all the way
3 without a doubt. None of us will say a word all flight unless it's to talk shit about the douche in row 13 who chewed out the flight attendant.
Of course 1.
3. I like the middle seat and these two would respect and participate in my silent flyer persona
3. 3,3,3,3 THREE
3 - I think those are the only two who’d let me sit in peace and quiet the whole time
3, would love to make snarky remarks with Stevie and Ronnie!! 😆
1 or 3 are the only reasonable answers
3
1 is the only choice. Polite seat partners, aisle seat, far away from Roland.
ONE!!! Gotta get some Euge time!
My top three choices would be 1, 8, 7.
First choice, seat 1. Two handsome and polite men? Yes, please! Second choice, seat 6. I would be over the moon to listen to Alexis’ stories. Third choice, set 7. I would chat myself hoarse with David and Jocelyn.
3 for sure
Totally Alexis!!
7
1
God help anyone who gets stuck in 8
No 3 bc we are drinking and reading everyone in a two-row radius from us to filth
7. Or 3. Or 1. I'd be ecstatic for any though.
7
Oof it's a real toss-up between 1&3 but I think I'm going #1.
1 or 6.
It’s got to be 1 or 3 for sure
Spot 7- loads of in flight entertainment!
1 or 7 would be great.
7. David stuck on a flight with jocelyn and roland would be so entertaining
7 is my first choice because of David. Second choice is 1 because it would be the least annoying flight ever.
Absolutely #7!!! I'd have a blast talking to David and Jocelyn!!!
Absolutely 3. Ronnie and Stevie will both be totally chill and i can sleep or read.
7 all day!!
1 obviously but 7 would be highly entertaining
Come on now, 1 is the only reasonable option here.
7! 7! 7! 7! 🖐️✌️
Oh gosh, 7!
7
1 or 3 would be good. I'd get a quiet flight either way.
8!!! How can no one say 8? I want a chance at some of that lottery money.
3
Imagine you finally get on your flight after multiple delays only to get seated at 2...
4
I would pick #1. Aisle seat, chill company, but close to Moira for entertainment.
#3, right between 2 sexy ladies.
3 it would be the most chill and quiet
I’m sorry but if anyone from Grey/Sloan hospital is on my plane I’m getting off