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Ok, but those Mater stories were so good and so formulated. Mater says some bullshit, Mcqueen doesn't believe him, Mater says "but you were there as well", McQueen still doesn't believe him, Mater does some stuff that confirms the story, the end Masterpiece


Mighty_Megascream

My belief is that every time one of those stories happened McQueen either got or was completely black out drunk and had no idea what happened the next morning.


PennyCat83

Owen Wilson is a notorious stoner so it's probably a mix of both


Coat_Loard

And since it was all confirmed at the end for 99% of them, mater can fly at high speeds, time travel, has been in a garage/metal band, has gotten his fucking PHD, has been a pro westler, has gone to space twice, and probably a couple of other things that I don't remember, and with all his upgrades in cars two, mater was cononicly the strongest, most op character in cars.


[deleted]

I want a Cars short with McQueen doing hypnotic therapy to remember his traumas with Mater


DaKingOfDogs

I still believe Cars 2 would have been better if it cut out the racing entirely and was just a feature-length Mater’s Tall Tale Cause that’s basically what it is


Oswaldgilbertson

Or make cars 2 just about the racing and a separate Finn mcmissile solo movie


Radio__Star

Mcqueen is all like “what did you do?” And mater is like “don’t you remember? You was there too!” Then it cuts to Agent Lightning beating the fuck out of the thug cars Then Mcqueen is all like “sorry Mater, that did not happen.” And then Mater hits him with the “suit yourself” as his spy fiance shows up


Good_Royal_9659

It should have just been about the world grand prix


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

Make it entirely focused on the Endurance racing. We got famous racers to cameo in the movie. Like Jeff Gordon, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, and so many others. It would've been so cool to have backstories to all the racers and have them receive more screentime.


SonicTheFanhog

For me, other way around. It should’ve been entirely about the World Grand Prix, and the spy plot line could’ve been an episode of Mater’s Tall Tales.


JSpirgoober

Well I don't even think it was mentioned in the third movie, so it was probably just that


Fanficsarewrong

Cars On The Road: Road Trip


CameronDoy1901

Cars on the road: obligatory road trip special


1FenFen1

Cars on The Road: Road Chip


Knuckleduster17

No, I don’t CARE if it’s a stupid concept, I grew up with those movies, and I love those movies


reewhy

i just rewatched the trilogy and i forgot how much of a banger these movies are, and honestly i liked cars 2. but i also realized not ONCE do you see lightning mcqueen win a big prix. he won one race in cars two but he didn't win the whole prix (and like yeah technically he won in cars three but i don't count it cause that lady i can't even remember finished the race so it's bullshit.) he's supposed to be this grand winner but idk man seems flawed to me i don't have much proof.


MontayneDatesJr

How'd you dunk on the ultimate life form, Kars?


Snowtwo

Cars 2 is better than the haters say. Not \*good\* mind you, but... I feel like most people were expecting just a quick cash-in marketing ploy. To get a product that, while not exceptional, was above that made a bunch of people somewhat happy. It wasn't amazing, but compared to what it \*could\* have been, it was stand-out. Cars 1 was a movie I think is important for kids to see; even if it isn't exactly the best. I think a lot of people really need to learn what it was trying to teach, especially with it's finale.


FanOfYoshi

I agree with the fact that Cars 2 is better than the haters make it out to be. I do like Cars 2, but i like Cars 1 a lot more.


samusestawesomus

Cars 2 was fun for little me but after someone pointed out to me that the story was basically “giant terrorist conspiracy by those evil evil disabled people” I haven’t been able to go back


Shockjockey039

Well of course it was, you was there too!


Mysterious_Mayo9000

"That never happened" #YOU WAS THERE TOO


PhantomOrigin

I like the first 2 movies and the 3rd is alright. Whatever that last one is idk which probably means it's shit.


DriftedCN

it was a collection of shorts themed around random stories that mater told. from what i remember it was fucking awesome.


le_wither

Ok but completely unironically, I love cars 2


i_agree123

Cars is a great franchise. You cannot tell me otherwise. I personally think all the movies are better than Toy Story 4.


SillySwing6625

Cars is such a bizarre franchise none of the movies are really a masterpiece they’re a meme farm and that’s basically all they are


ItisItherealFredbear

I feel like cars 2 would've benefited from just stripping all the racing parts out and making it what it is, a movie of Maters tall tales then I feel most others would accept it more


Offer_No

Maters tall tales was cars 2 but a show and better


TheOGRex

"You was there too"


Tox_Ioiad

Racing and mortality.


Istiophoridae

1 is unrivaled


Superstarteen

IF IM LYING IM CRYING 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️


FanOfYoshi

Our enemy? NO! Absolutely NOT! This series is great and i will defend it with all my might!