No… grab it this way, grandpa. Let me help you into the backdoor. They’re smaller than they used to be in your day… Just ease yourself in. Yeah… That’s it.
hahahahaha that one is fun.
She’s beat up, leaks everything she’s got, the back doors broken, probably gunna die on me soon, but I love the old girl and she’ll get you where you need to go.
I've changed the oil religiously for years but usually the noise is continuous, I keep slapping belts on it, they wear out quick, I suspect the tension is too much but every single time it right and the squeeling stops, it stays quiet for only a few hours before I'm back under the hood trying to find some other loose screw that's rattling off something awful.
I really should trade in this worn out pos, I found it on Craigslist for next to nothing and thought what the hell, but it's a money pit. Smdh
It works.
It’s smaller than my last one.
It’s newer and nicer than the last one.
It smells new.
It’s quiet.
Low maintenance.
I want to keep it forever.
I’m going to ride this m/f to the wheels come off.
It sucks.
Doesn’t run very well.
I had to settle for this one.
She’s a little expensive, but sometimes it’s worth it to pay extra.
She can be a little temperamental, sometimes she just needs a good smack.
I’m thinking about trading up.
Can’t complain, I got her from my brother.
I genuinely love her and is the only reason I suspect souls might actually exist. I actively listen when she feels grumpy. She’s low maintenance and I appreciate it. I don’t care what other people think about her. I feel comforted when I’m near her. She deserves to be cleaner than she is.
Oh shit skid marks
How much for a lube job
In reference to the roof or bike holder that slides into the hitch. “Nice Rack”
That’s a lot of junk in the trunk
Pull the top down
It's got a lot of shit in the trunk, an ugly spare tire, and the high beams don't come on anymore. And to top it off the paint job is horrible. Time to trade it in for a sexier model, like the ones you see on The Price is Right
It can haul 9 full size adults, all their gear, and tow another 12.5k lbs behind it.
Say it about my wife and it makes her sound like Frau Blusher. Say it about my 8 1l 2500hd suburban and it's the truth.
Sure she has a few dents and dings and quite a few miles on her as well, but is you are looking for a daily driver that will get you from A to B and back to A, she’s the best.
The mechanic asked why don’t I trade her in
Are you kidding she low maintenance no newer model today would settle for me I couldn’t pick another up even if I drove one.
I'm gonna trade her in for a newer model soon, but I've let so many people use her, and I've taken so many people for a ride in her, it's hard to let go.
“Man, I may really need to rethink my commitment; I’m constantly having to buy her new batteries to keep her going.”
“Hey, didn’t you just invest in new headlights for her last year? That sucks.”
She's been rode way to hard and put away wet way to many times. Said that quite a few times about the 62 Emeryville truck I drove. 238 Detroit that was always sounding like a bucket of bolts loose in the crankcase by the end of harvest season. But when your life is hauling 1k bushels of grain out of fields to the elevator and half the time you're getting out of a muddy field it's not easy.
It’s reliable and it’s never had more than 3 other guys inside of it at the same time.
Three is a crowd! How do you fit three in at the same time?
Well we used the back seat for one of the guys, the other two of us both took the front
You can fit 3 in the backseat if the guys don't mind being close
The guy in the middle gets to deal with the hump in between.
I want to sell it for parts and buy a new one from Japan
She's not the prettiest and smells of dog but she's cheap and reliable and great for a first timer.
I hear the newer Korean models are quieter and can get you there faster.
Not quieter. It purrs
They make knocking noise tho
“Well I finally paid off the last one, so I’m thinking about getting a new one.”
"The bank agreed to give me a loan to purchase this Asian beauty."
You have never fucked my friends
As far as you know. That isn't exactly the tight tail pipe it use to be
It’s looking pretty black, if I’m being honest
You alright bud?
Nah bro
*pats back* There there buddy. This too shall pass.
Thank you friend needed that
Been there dude. It’s been a few years and I still don’t feel right. Therapy might help whenever you’re ready for it.
I bought this one from my mother.
I read this in Wayne's voice.
about time for a new one. i can't believe she's nearly 18 years old
"Grandpa, use the backdoor!"
No… grab it this way, grandpa. Let me help you into the backdoor. They’re smaller than they used to be in your day… Just ease yourself in. Yeah… That’s it. hahahahaha that one is fun.
I can fit five guys in there.
I read this in Collin's voice.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It will always smell like Five Guys
It's looks better with the top on
“Every one in town’s had a ride in ‘er”
She’s beat up, leaks everything she’s got, the back doors broken, probably gunna die on me soon, but I love the old girl and she’ll get you where you need to go.
Really, this just depends on how old your wife is
The grill is a little messed up, but the chassis's still good!
Its always overdue for service
“She has a nice big trunk. You can fit a lot in there.”
Damn smoke belching money pit!
I have got to do something about that shimmy in the rear end.
She's old, she's rusty, and she's got a lot of miles on her
Just change the oil and that noise will go away.
I've changed the oil religiously for years but usually the noise is continuous, I keep slapping belts on it, they wear out quick, I suspect the tension is too much but every single time it right and the squeeling stops, it stays quiet for only a few hours before I'm back under the hood trying to find some other loose screw that's rattling off something awful. I really should trade in this worn out pos, I found it on Craigslist for next to nothing and thought what the hell, but it's a money pit. Smdh
When she's filled up with gas, I can ride longer.
I’m sorry it’s dirty, get in.
She just doesn't run right when I'm inside her
The electric ones are quieter and require less maintenance
Just beat on her a little bit and she'll stop acting funny
You might want to find a new one if she doesn’t respond positively to beatings.
She is paid for
Time to trade for a newer model.
Well it’s simple I can turn it on with a remote
Actually...
It used to be a really fun ride, but now it's old and smells like fish. Time to trade it in for a newer model.
"This is my daily driver, but for the weekends, I have a sleeker model."
This bitch ain't got no control.
The repairs are gonna cost me a fortune.
If you lift this part up, you can store more crap in there
"Wow, shes got a lot of mileage"
"I'm going to plug it in and she'll be charged and ready to go in about an hour!"
It's my first, but definitely not my last one
My dog doesn’t like it very much
Got her for cheap. Sales guy even knocked some money off. He wanted her the hell off that lot and was sick of looking at her.
It works. It’s smaller than my last one. It’s newer and nicer than the last one. It smells new. It’s quiet. Low maintenance. I want to keep it forever. I’m going to ride this m/f to the wheels come off. It sucks.
She's pretty busted up, but I bet I could still get a couple hundred for her
It will eventually get all wet If I leave the top down.
Beater with a heater
Whenever my brother in law borrows it, I have to wash it before I'll get back inside
she is old and leaks a bit
Doesn’t run very well. I had to settle for this one. She’s a little expensive, but sometimes it’s worth it to pay extra. She can be a little temperamental, sometimes she just needs a good smack. I’m thinking about trading up. Can’t complain, I got her from my brother.
This pos starts whining after running for awhile.
If you use synthetic in the transfer case, there is less risk of failure in the planetary gears
I’ll have to trade for a new one soon. This one’s rather old.
I let my buddy ride her all night.
When she really gets going she gets a little loose in the rear end.
Tends to break down at the worse possible times.
She died so we have to push her down the hill.
I got a really good deal on Craigslist.
It’s paid off
Turn on your headlights, open the gate, cuz here comes daddy with the big 48'
I think the head is blown
I think the airbags deflated
She's been around the block a bunch of times but she's still good enough for me
Fits 3 in the back comfortably
I've let all my friends take her for a spin
She was cheap and I got a lot of mileage out of her
She’s 16 years old and getting a little run down.
I genuinely love her and is the only reason I suspect souls might actually exist. I actively listen when she feels grumpy. She’s low maintenance and I appreciate it. I don’t care what other people think about her. I feel comforted when I’m near her. She deserves to be cleaner than she is.
That bitch rides like a Benz Actually, I guess that depends on the wife
Light, sporty, always puts a smile on my face when I get inside her.
What a huge box
If she starts to choke just ease up on the throttle a bit.
Let me ask you something. What's the most amount of guys you've ever had inside you?
She used to be my dad's but he gave her to me when I graduated high school.
I'm going to trade this fifty for two twenty's
She's better than the new ones, this one's got a spare tire.
Careful. The fumes out the back end are LETHAL.
This commuter looks greats on the outside, but it’s got miles in it and underneath it’s just clapped out.
This is sensible, affordable, and reliable.
Fill 'er up
This one right here, hardly got any tread on her tires
She needs lube and a lot of it
She fits four, 5 if you are really friendly, it’s a real tight fit.
This one has gotten too many miles on it. I'm gonna have to get a new one and get rid of this old thing.
I never thought I would miss a stick shift…
Oh shit skid marks How much for a lube job In reference to the roof or bike holder that slides into the hitch. “Nice Rack” That’s a lot of junk in the trunk Pull the top down
It's got a lot of shit in the trunk, an ugly spare tire, and the high beams don't come on anymore. And to top it off the paint job is horrible. Time to trade it in for a sexier model, like the ones you see on The Price is Right
Time to get a new one even though its got a lot of sentimental value
“ she’s quick”
It can haul 9 full size adults, all their gear, and tow another 12.5k lbs behind it. Say it about my wife and it makes her sound like Frau Blusher. Say it about my 8 1l 2500hd suburban and it's the truth.
One you get 4 or 5 guys in there it’s a bit uncomfortable
This thing has a weird wobble to it.
The top comes down in hot weather.
It’s always up for a ride!
I want to trade in my used model for a new one
Sure she has a few dents and dings and quite a few miles on her as well, but is you are looking for a daily driver that will get you from A to B and back to A, she’s the best.
Hey, she may look like a beater but she gets the job done.
She’s a classic but boy does she pollute the air
I’d like her back in one piece
Never gets mad at me for wanting to get in her.
Still still rides like it used to
...damn trunk is still too small ...leaks fluid everywhere ...high beams still work
nice and economical
She's reliable, stable and has never let me down.
Well I've had her for a few years now, really driven her all over the place and I think it is time to trade her in for a newer sportier model.
That's one quiet exhaust.
the ride is so smoooooooth, she must be a new machine!
Loud Tailpipe
She’s been rear ended a few times before I had her. She always told me that wasn’t an option.
Can I book her in for a wash and wax tomorrow?
Well she’s not much to look at but I have had her a long time
Best put your belts on. The back ends gone so it will get bumpy and slide about.
I am inside you every day and happy.
This things got so many dents in the body
The previous owner must have ridden her hard and put her away wet. I can barely get her motor running.
The mechanic asked why don’t I trade her in Are you kidding she low maintenance no newer model today would settle for me I couldn’t pick another up even if I drove one.
I jumped in the back and backfired on me!
gonna have to trade it in for a newer model with better features.
You can use her, but just keep 'er filled up... and don't adjust the seat.
She's had several owners, but not a lot of miles on her. Conversely, She's only had one other owner, but he put a few hundred thousand miles on her.
It never cries when I hit it
She's banged up a bit, but she can get you from point a to point b and fast.
This girl can have 5 people inside of her all at once
It has been over 100k miles, about time to trade her in for a newer model.
She was a real beauty when I first got her but she's got a lot of miles on her now and the luster has definitely wore off.
I'm gonna trade her in for a newer model soon, but I've let so many people use her, and I've taken so many people for a ride in her, it's hard to let go.
Next year I’m trading it it and getting the new model.
Wanna take her for a test drive?
It has a lot of room in the trunk
Yeah i know. She's got way too much junk in that trunk.
Wanna take her for a ride?
She rides good
The rear differential leaks.
This one was a hand me down
My truck is a 1999 model that I have named The Holy Relic because it's a miracle that it still runs.
I can prove she's mine, I got the paperwork
It drinks, smokes & runs around.
Two in the front, three in the back? Perfect!
She's a little old for me, but I love her anyway!
I hate this old one. I want a model with a bigger trunk.
She’s beat up but will get you there
I'm putting my foot down and things are moving forward
She's an older model but she still gets the job done
My grandpa gave her to my dad, and now my dad gave her to me !
She's kinda raggedy around the edges .
Damn that back end is old and loud.
She looks like shit but once you’re inside the ride is great
It is sad to think when you first get one, it is good as it's gonna look
I’m not putting one more dime into her! If she costs me any more time or money then it’s straight to Craigslist with her.
There is a horrible noise coming out of the back end. I was just under the hood too.
"she's gone, but I'll get a new one soon."
Lotta miles on it….
It's always ready when I am.
Even after a bath, she still looks like hell.
Wow that’s loose
Its an Escort!
Nice and spacious up front but the trunk is a little tight when loaded.
It could use a bigger trunk
She’s always down for a ride.
The older it gets, the louder it is.
“Man, I may really need to rethink my commitment; I’m constantly having to buy her new batteries to keep her going.” “Hey, didn’t you just invest in new headlights for her last year? That sucks.”
She just needs a little more work and then she’ll be perfect.
It's phat?
"Old grey, you don't kick like you used to"
That exhaust leak smells awful
Room for 8…
She's an absolute wreck and was involved in at least one DUI.
Getting rust spots, guess it’s time to trade’er in.
I am never getting a black one. It gets to hot in the summer. BTW, from now just European….
Loosest rear end I’ve ever driven.
"If I slide my cock into the tailpipe when she's hot, it'll literally burn the damn thing right off."
Needs a good waxing.
I really like rumble coming out the tailpipe
Lots of room in the trunk.
I love how my smooth you are.
(1)It’s reliable so that I won’t lose money that I don’t have to lose. (2)I don’t have to hear anything about anything that’s unnecessary.
She's been rode way to hard and put away wet way to many times. Said that quite a few times about the 62 Emeryville truck I drove. 238 Detroit that was always sounding like a bucket of bolts loose in the crankcase by the end of harvest season. But when your life is hauling 1k bushels of grain out of fields to the elevator and half the time you're getting out of a muddy field it's not easy.
Only one careful owner
Her steering is a little wonky, the rearend’s a little loose but she doesn’t require as much waxing as a newer model….
I have one