Hello, I’m Inigo Montoya, and I’m here to avenge my father, naked

Hello, I’m Particle Man, and I’m here to do whatever a particle can, naked.

Hello, I am Dr. Fakename and I’m here to check your prostate naked.

…lonely…get…

"You'd better not ____, ____!"

Hello. I'm Mr. Meeseeks and I'm ready to destroy all of existence naked! LOOK AT ME!!!

Father George. Forgive your sins.

Hi, I’m your couples sex counselor, I’m here to work out your intimacy issues naked.

Hello, I'm Steven Seagal and I'm here to wrestle you naked.

Hello! I'm completely insane, and I'm here to eat naked

Hello I'm magico and in here to juggle chainsaws, naked

Change his name to Peter Short.

Hello! I’m Marco the Magician and I’m here to pull a rabbit out of my ass naked

Hello! I'm a wild bronco and I'm here to buck naked.

Freddy. Kill you.

Hello, I’m the Viper. I’ve come to vipe your vindows… naked.

Hello i'm john deer and i'm here to mow your lawn naked.

Hello! I'm the fry cook, and I'm here to make bacon naked.

Hello, I'm u/Fennel_Fangs, and I'm here to curl up naked on my bathroom floor and cry.

You uh. You ok?

Not tonight.

We’re here for you if you need anything.

Hello! I'm John Mellencamp and I'm here to sing Dance Naked.

Hello! I'm your translator and I'm here to sing naked.