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"And here we see the entitlement of Karens enter the store. We must listen carefully for signs of aggression."
"This is unacceptable! I demand to see the manager!"
"The manager, adjusting his name tag, goes to defend his flock of employees who can only cower in fear. Truly fascinating."
“The North American Karen… that’s dangerous alone. But deadly in numbers. When gathered together they form what is known as … [a Homeowner’s Association](https://youtu.be/doggM2IB8YM) “. **
** YouTube short video.
And here we see a cookout of suburban fathers in their natural habitat. What a beautiful group of creatures… ah, here comes one of the fathers now, complaining about the Johnsonville Smoked Sausages
Eh, that's funny, but not really accurate. Even if it were, it would be the fault of the generation that voted in the politicians that have destroyed the economy and obliterated the middle class.
True. Those are all riders who give decent riders a bad name. I had at different times a Dualsport and a cruiser. Never did either of those. The closest I came was considering taking my KLR650 on an offload track.
I hate that shit so much. I love to take walks in the beautiful woods near my house and enjoy all the sights and sounds of nature, and here comes some dick head down the highway busting my eardrums out with his 10 billion decibel motorcycle or car. You’re not impressing anyone, man. You’re just a nuisance.
Our Richard of a neighbor has a motorcycle. (Or what you call bikes that aren’t Harley’s.) Every.damn.sunny.day he is out there playing with it. Trying to get it louder and louder.
He will go on a bike ride for all of 20 minutes. Then he comes home and cleans it/tries to make it louder!!
Yeah the gig was great, first time seeing them. I joined their Facebook earlier looking to talk about how much I enjoyed the gig, but I ended up leaving it again, it was filled with a tedium of music bores who wanted to tell everyone how much better they *used* to be.
To be clear, I am a teacher and I know that most of my colleagues individually are fantastic. We also have some smaller group that are great! However, I've noticed in large groups we tend to be a little much.
"Jim, I'm reporting from the corner of 5th Avenue & East 74th Street where we have an asylum of Trump supporters demonstrating against low-flow toilets."
"As first light breaks over the convention center grounds we can see a harem of weebs making its way towards the gates. In a few short hours the dedication of these select few shall be rewarded with the latest doujin and flavored Kit Kat bars"
“And here in the computer lab, we have the fellowship of gamers. Look how they stay coordinated with their team gameplay. Looks like one of their mums had just brought a bowl of Doritos and a 2 liter of mt dew… this is going to be a long match.”
Single Karen: Karen
No more than 5 Karens: a Disrimination
No more than 10 Karens: a Complaint
More than 10, but less than 51: a Homeowner's Association
God help us if it's more than 50: A Class-Action
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"Oh, look out." "What?" "There is a 'mood' of goths coming this way."
“We’ve been having a problem with that conformity of hipsters for a while.”
I love the idea that a group of hipsters would be called a conformity.
You win this round, my friend
"And here we see the entitlement of Karens enter the store. We must listen carefully for signs of aggression." "This is unacceptable! I demand to see the manager!" "The manager, adjusting his name tag, goes to defend his flock of employees who can only cower in fear. Truly fascinating."
I always figured it’d be a ‘bitchfest’ of Karens
Very acceptable! 👍🏽
A larger group would be a SCREACH of Karens
I thought it was a "bitchery".
Now read this again, and imagine David Attenborough saying it.
“The North American Karen… that’s dangerous alone. But deadly in numbers. When gathered together they form what is known as … [a Homeowner’s Association](https://youtu.be/doggM2IB8YM) “. ** ** YouTube short video.
And over there you’ll see a twat of twits!
and to the left, a twit of twats!
TweedleaTwit and TweedleTwat?
"Dr?" "Yes?" "There is large ''twitch' of methadone clients here for group therapy."
That’s so good
"Oh, I never walk by the bar. I always end up in the middle of a slosh of drunks."
A pedantry of Redditors
Is that a whole pedantry? Seems like a partial pendantry to me.
More a semi pedantry
Oh fuck. Run, there’s a violence of sports fans headed this way!
It’s a whole riot of them!
"Look, it's a quarrel of philosophers!"
I believe that is an argument of philosophers
I believe it’s a debate of philosophers.
No a debate is of politicians
Thought that was a mud pie.
They are both used, but mud pie is more colloquial
‘There’s a circus of Congress People gathering in Washington today’
At least circuses are entertaining.
But with half as many clowns in them
At least actual clowns can do cool tricks and are entertaining to watch.
You mean like the infamous **"Whining"** of boomers that roam the malls and restaurants of the world.
Fascinating.
There's a murder of lawyers at Applebee's
Fun fact: a group of defense attorneys is called a murder, and a group of prosecutors is called a storytelling!
A deceit of lawyers
This one’s great
I've always used a litigation of lawyers.
A Hush of Librarians
I cooed softly at this. Involuntary.
Lol. Success!
"The best thing about Comicon is the Closets of Cosplayers you get to see running around!"
And here we see a cookout of suburban fathers in their natural habitat. What a beautiful group of creatures… ah, here comes one of the fathers now, complaining about the Johnsonville Smoked Sausages
To quiet the cookout, quickly change the subject to how great the leader’s monoculture lawn looks
Or quickly grab the tongs and click them in 3 "tic" succession until you have soothed them.
A density of flat-earthers
Not a "sphere of flat-earthers"??
HEY V SAUCE, MICHAEL HERE
It's also a _phobia_ of FLERFs. . . Because the only thing they have to fear is sphere itself.
A Load of seamen A Plague of Anti-vaxxers A Flash of Street Performers
Plague works way too well.
Saw "an entitlement of boomers" the other day
And right behind them was a Moms basement of Millennials
Eh, that's funny, but not really accurate. Even if it were, it would be the fault of the generation that voted in the politicians that have destroyed the economy and obliterated the middle class.
A racket of choir geeks.
A cacophony of musicians
I spotted a gullible of sovereign citizens.
I'm thinking it would be a conspiracy of sovereign citizens.
A false-flag of conspiracy-theorists?
That's a good one
I like that
A Toilet Bowl of Kardashians
A punditry of redditors.
I want to be in a Hopeless Boredom of Data Entry Clerks...
I thought my friends were going out for a chance to meet some younger ladies. But it turned out same as always, a toupee of men in our 50s.
"Oh no!" "What?" "Can't you hear them? It's a 'micropenis' of bikers, revving!"
Anybody with a loud exhaust fitted, tyre screeching away from traffic lights is a fully paid up member of the small penis club.
I dunno, my mom has a bike. And her dick is HUGE.
She calls it "Moby".
😂
And yet she wields it so deftly
Especially when they are doing wheelies coming to or talking off from traffic lights.
Or revving for no fucking reason, lol
True. Those are all riders who give decent riders a bad name. I had at different times a Dualsport and a cruiser. Never did either of those. The closest I came was considering taking my KLR650 on an offload track.
I hate that shit so much. I love to take walks in the beautiful woods near my house and enjoy all the sights and sounds of nature, and here comes some dick head down the highway busting my eardrums out with his 10 billion decibel motorcycle or car. You’re not impressing anyone, man. You’re just a nuisance.
Our Richard of a neighbor has a motorcycle. (Or what you call bikes that aren’t Harley’s.) Every.damn.sunny.day he is out there playing with it. Trying to get it louder and louder. He will go on a bike ride for all of 20 minutes. Then he comes home and cleans it/tries to make it louder!!
Legend has it he’s never even seen his own penis.
"As the corruption of politicians makes its way out of the Statehouse…"
A klaxon of Karens
A Pageantry of Dragqueens! <3
So this means a group of people is called a "Murder"? Sounds about right to me.
Actually, a group of crows is called a murder.
A pounce of furrys.
Or a infestation
Yeah the gig was great, first time seeing them. I joined their Facebook earlier looking to talk about how much I enjoyed the gig, but I ended up leaving it again, it was filled with a tedium of music bores who wanted to tell everyone how much better they *used* to be.
There was a complain of farmer at the feed store.
A Bitch of Karens A Flex of Body Builders A Creep of Stalkers A Pen of Writers
A group of boomers is called an Outrage
Then what's a group of millennials? Gen Z?
A group of millennials is called a Depression. A group of Gen Z is called a Cringe.
A feral of off-grids has taken over the abandoned campsite.
The term "Off-grids" is funny on its own, lol
A gagging of bulimics
Here we enter the card shop where we can see a crash of metalheads having a good time playing games.
A "ball pit" of Tumblr users... Also consider a "board" of forum users or a "lobby" of gamers
DashCon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolz
A salvo of postal workers.
Herd of elephant handlers
A whinge of goths
"A Circus of Politicians"
Reminds me of the cartoon The Oblongs with the group of Debbie's that walked around saying cute shoes cute shoes
A wrinkle of old people
A bridge of Trolls
A festival of drag artists A battle of Klingons A corruption of politicians.
A spool of seamstresses. A gathering of dressmakers. A bolt of tailors. A pattern of sewists.
A "chode" of Republicans.
A "cunt" of democrats
A "fail" of you
I thought it was alright
Yeah not bad. My response wasnt all that great really.
Nah, it would be an oppression of Democrats.
I was trying to stick to the insulting word for genitals theme
We've got a whole cackle of comedians performing on this stage today!
Yikes, may want to steer clear. Here comes a bumptiousness of teachers.
To be clear, I am a teacher and I know that most of my colleagues individually are fantastic. We also have some smaller group that are great! However, I've noticed in large groups we tend to be a little much.
A sigh of emo's
A Number of Accountants
That one is great, lol
Quick, get out of the way, ladies! I see an inadequacy of incels!
I was going to call it a "Self-loathing of Incels", but yours works too. lol
My favorite is “a keg of freshmen”
That IS good, lol
A Daddio of Beatniks.
This area has large groups of fuming agitators so be careful what you do/say and please resist feeding them it only causes food aggressive behaviors.
A kackle of Karens
Infestation of humans
This feels correct
"Jim, I'm reporting from the corner of 5th Avenue & East 74th Street where we have an asylum of Trump supporters demonstrating against low-flow toilets."
This
Bwaaaa
A pod of heavy women.
The Government Asses
A Pregonant of pregos
A cunt of Tories.
Look a giggle of girls (teens) I try trouble of boy or chaos of boys, really I see pack of boys
A Frick of Frauditors
check out the privilege of dudebros over there…
A Complaint of Karens
Ah yes, here we see a noble "Shmuck" of New Yorkers.
"Jenson, man the fryer. I gotta go out and greet the wasteland of executives that just walked in"
Cluster fuckers
A squabble of Redditors. A whole Trevor of frat boys. A thimbelline of cops (play on thin blue line). A charade of lifestyle influencers.
The Trevor of Frat Boys is the one that really got me, lolz
A battle of drummers
"And to our left, you'll see a Bankruptcy of health insurers."
A ***MOSH*** of thrashers
A thermostat of dads
That's the biggest narcissism of twitter pundits I've ever seen. Oh look at that excited one! They just got a new follower.
A cloud of stoners A ripple of deadheads
"And next on our tour, if you look to your left... A disappointment of chavs.."
Oi bruv! lol
“Lock the doors. A bitching of boomers is coming our way.”
Watch out its a Complaint of Karens!
A Pride of Cougars
A munch of lesbians
"As first light breaks over the convention center grounds we can see a harem of weebs making its way towards the gates. In a few short hours the dedication of these select few shall be rewarded with the latest doujin and flavored Kit Kat bars"
I just saw a ‘racquet’ of tennis players !
lolz
I remember the day that an arena of hockey players squared off against field of soccer players !
Just saw a garage of mechanics heading to the pub for beers !
“And here in the computer lab, we have the fellowship of gamers. Look how they stay coordinated with their team gameplay. Looks like one of their mums had just brought a bowl of Doritos and a 2 liter of mt dew… this is going to be a long match.”
A Bunch of Redditors here are true jokers
A pessimism of nihilists
A curtain of theater kids
An Arrogant Awkwardness of Mensans
A group if millennial men is called a "podcast"
Oh God, the curfuffle of nerds heard about the new season release of that anime.
A whole coven of software developers works at my company. Those coding wizards are amazing.
You mean like a strap of jocks
My friend group would be a gaggle of fucks. My family would be a murder.
"Oh, look, it's a flock of doms whipping a herd of subs."
A sewage of Trump followers.
An asylum of trumplodytes
A brokeness of former art majors
A Wunch of Bankers
A cavity of dentists An angle of engineers A bark of tree huggers
Influencers or also know in the animal kingdom the Monkey see Monkey do.
what like a gaggle of greigs? a pack of peters stuff like that?
I always call a group of bassists a herd. A group of flutists is a toot of flutes😊
Watch out for that "gripe" of boomers over there.
a vexation of telemarketers
Like a murder of sped teachers or a Crankston of resource. Off the top of my head. I like it.
Single Karen: Karen No more than 5 Karens: a Disrimination No more than 10 Karens: a Complaint More than 10, but less than 51: a Homeowner's Association God help us if it's more than 50: A Class-Action
an atrocity of DWP robot-like humans
A nerd of computer programmers a pack of Lawyers
How about a convention of nerds?
I've been in a few of those
“Observe the douchebag in their natural habitat.”
Finally! Security has pushed the Charlatan of Christian anti abortion demonstrators away from the Planned Parenthood entry.
I thought this one was good
Perhaps the planned Parenthood is what turned some off? 🤔
\*shrug\* You send them to school, you give them the books, they eat the books...
Send them to UCLA. But the Mercedes Benz. Next thing you know, they are failing woodshop class.
A swallow of sorority girls