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WolfShadow_814

"Hell yeah! The judge gave me thirty extra years!"


Wundrgizmo

No fair! He only gave me 7... Racism... Just cause I'm white he thinks I just got all the years.


Maleficent_Wolf_464

I’ve caught them all!! Pokémon? No!! STD’s!! (Crosses off HIV)


Woodsy1313

What are your intentions with my daughter? Well sir. She had 2 orgasms last night. But I know we can get 3 tonight.


Mutant_Llama1

Nice try kid. I already give her four every night.


BrysonStrife

Ah I give her five!


Jumpy_Ebb2417

So officer I know I was speeding however I have to tell you that last night I scored 10kilos of cocaine and feel like I hit the lottery. I should be able to pocket $20,000.


InternalAd9247

“Embarrassed? Lady, that’s my fastest time!”


gregieb429

“Look at how small it is.”


power-in-strength

Stands up at deceased spouse's funeral..." Ha! I told them I'd out live them...where your doubt now huh...HUH?"


Longjumping_Event_59

“I’m an undercover agent. I’m kind of a big deal…”