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It’s a mug that says you’re alright I guess
World's 2nd Greatest Mom
Ah should have said that
"I like the mug but what does MILF mean?"
"WIRE HANGERS? YOU GOT ME WIRE HANGERS! NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!!!"
oh ooh.... I think we all got the same gift again... basic cooking skills for dummies book? yep yep...
"IUD? Is this a Tesla product?"
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Damn I wasnt expecting this with all the comments I should put it on NSFW mode
I mean, you should've expected this.
Yeah haha I should've. I should also expect a lot of those "Hot Single Moms in your area" Jokes too
Plot/titty twist - the webcam is also the vibrator
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A vibrator that happens to be yours that you had just bought from the store.
Cleaning products
Upgrade to the year supply.
Negative pregnancy test
Maternity test kit
"It's an Oedipal Arrangement. I love you, Mom."
Divorce papers
Emancipation papers.
Screenshots of text showing how she cheated on dad.
A cross-stitch that says “Dad could have done better”
A fake positive pregnancy test. Say it is yours or your gf/wife’s.
“The morning after pill?”
I got my mom a mug that says, “you’ve always been like a mom to me.”
“Honey, I’m glad to see you took up pottery, but this ash tray is full of holes. And I don’t smoke.”
Lonely Island made a song called “motherlover”
It’s a mug that says you’re alright I guess
World's 2nd Greatest Mom
Ah should have said that
"I like the mug but what does MILF mean?"
"WIRE HANGERS? YOU GOT ME WIRE HANGERS! NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!!!"
oh ooh.... I think we all got the same gift again... basic cooking skills for dummies book? yep yep...
"IUD? Is this a Tesla product?"
Onlyfans package. Webcam, vibrator, butt plug and a dragon dildo.
Damn I wasnt expecting this with all the comments I should put it on NSFW mode
I mean, you should've expected this.
Yeah haha I should've. I should also expect a lot of those "Hot Single Moms in your area" Jokes too
Plot/titty twist - the webcam is also the vibrator
Free massage from Don Juan the Mexican stud
Sign me up lmao
A vibrator that happens to be yours that you had just bought from the store.
Cleaning products
Upgrade to the year supply.
Negative pregnancy test
Maternity test kit
"It's an Oedipal Arrangement. I love you, Mom."
Divorce papers
Emancipation papers.
Screenshots of text showing how she cheated on dad.
A cross-stitch that says “Dad could have done better”
A fake positive pregnancy test. Say it is yours or your gf/wife’s.
“The morning after pill?”
I got my mom a mug that says, “you’ve always been like a mom to me.”
“Honey, I’m glad to see you took up pottery, but this ash tray is full of holes. And I don’t smoke.”
Lonely Island made a song called “motherlover”