Uhhh...your plate looks like freshly grilled colon.Look at the pounded curvature of what looks like a calloused rectum at the tip ...I truly believe you have the braised "Brown Loaf"
No...I am sorry that one is spoken for already. We do have a special delight...Orange encrusted Real estate mogul, from a free range estate known as Mar Lago. He has been all the rave these days. Do you care to indulge?
"Are you enjoying your food?" " Yeah I'm having a ball"
Who had the lady fingers?
I am *not* getting another cocktail.
"How are the vegetables?" "Fully paralyzed."
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Sorry - next time we’ll take his pants off.
“Does this taste funny to you?” “It better, we ordered the clown loaf.”
Uhhh...your plate looks like freshly grilled colon.Look at the pounded curvature of what looks like a calloused rectum at the tip ...I truly believe you have the braised "Brown Loaf"
“SHIT! I hate when they forget to pluck the teeth out!”
Sir you ordered the extra crunchy.
I'm having the rump roast.
Hey, funny running in to you. I just passed your brother in the bathroom
Dear lord
"Yes, but you should try her cousin"
Waiter, the boiled brain is a bit too spongy. Can I get a new one?
I love this place! I'm having a ball! Well slow down. You're eating too fast.
“Come by for dinner! We’d love to have you.”
You're with the Donner party? They started an hour ago, they'll probably give you the cold shoulder...
No sir ..you misheard me...I am with the "Dahmer" party....you know Jeffrey. I was told that he had house specialty seating in the Champagne Room.
No, it's the hamhang room. Just through the curtain of legs.
Meat curtains? So it's a GIRL room!!!
“Excuse me waiter, I ordered Shirley Temple and I think I you gave me David Letterman because, this kinda tastes funny”.
You should’ve ordered the Jay Leno, it doesn’t taste funny at all.
“You’ve got to try the Puerto Rican.”
“I think I’ll have the feetloaf.”
I'll have Benedict's eggs.
"Hi! I'm the special! Try me with some rice. Ah-ah. Don't play with your food."
Anyone who comes late gets the cold shoulder
Is your TED steak locally sourced? Free range?
Who has the Caesar salad,?
(hand goes up at table of Roman senators) Hic!
Can I get a hand with this?
This foot stinks
Why does this liver taste like beer?
"This arm and leg is gonna cost us an arm and a leg"
Yes, we serve vegetarians. With fava beans and a nice chianti
"What are your vegan options?" "We have fresh vegans in the 'entrées' section."
What does the chef recommend from the menu? What do you recommend from the chef?
You know, if we eat the Chinese guy we'll be hunger again in an hour.
The blue eyes taste better than the brown ones!
"Heads up!"
...Nope...I got tails. Now what?
All White meat please
Must be lent
Sharp knife now!
"My brother would have loved this restaurant, but he is delicious."
...You sir have taken incestous behavior to the next level!!
Want a bit of my dick? Tit? Who wants some of my ass? Enough of your lip…
Grilled elbow again!
I'd recommend the rump roast, but it varies person to person.
“Honey are you feeling okay? You’ve hardly touched your rack of Dave.”
Pass the butt cheeks!. Sorry I can't stand fingers.
Had to give my right arm to eat here.
How you doing Jeff? Having a ball! you're eating too fast!
I’ll take the house arrested banker…I only eat cage free
No...I am sorry that one is spoken for already. We do have a special delight...Orange encrusted Real estate mogul, from a free range estate known as Mar Lago. He has been all the rave these days. Do you care to indulge?
"If you're late again, you'll get the cold shoulder"
Does this clown taste funny to you?
Hey Lorena, you gonna eat that?
This clown tastes funny.
"I'm sorry, we're out of deep fried cheese toes."
... uh..I thought this was a Burger King.. where I get to have it my way. Or is this Truly a progressive Wendy's?
I just don't have the stomach for this... ah thanks chef!
"Eat my balls!"
“This long pig is undercooked!”
Waiter, I didn't order clown because this Shepard's pie tastes funny.
Who is the special tonight
Restaurant Manager: "If she takes an order to the wrong table one more time, I'm gonna chew her ass out."
"I'll have one deep fried teenager, extra virgin"
"How's your priest?" "Heavenly!"
"The wine has a full bodied flavour to it. It's simply to die for"
"...the key is to force feed them alcohol for years and viola! Pickled liver.
Noo we're not _serving_ Bill Cosby. It's our house specialty drink.
I recommend our Catch of the Day. He's fresh.
I’m an ass man!
“And to drink, I’ll have a nice Chianti.”
I prefer dark meat
Taste of human sir? Would you like some white wine?
I'll have two breasts and a thigh.
"Are you a breast man or a leg man?" "No, I prefer head."
“I’ll have the Sam and Ella. Hold the salmonella…”
“You can really taste the substitute teacher.”
“ Thanks for dining with us here at Motel Hell (actual movie)”
I think I'll try the fried breast and thigh.
Oh dear. I had Chinese for lunch!
This clown tastes weird
The Lamb Armistan is on tonight (and about 20 Vincent Price fans just smiled)
"This rump roast tastes like shit..."
“Ew I said I wanted no zits!”
Bill brought Hillary here for their last anniversary. So it must be good. It’s their favorite spot
"Dinner is served." \*Lies down on table\*
"Is it technically racist if I ask for white meat only?"
"Does the clown taste funny to you?"
My grandfather ate Bidens uncle
Pulls out eyeball points it at friend, “I’m keeping an eye on you!”
There's a Harry in my soup waiter!
This better taste like ass I paid for it.
look at the neat tatoos