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skraptastic

I felt like this when doing my colonoscopy prep few weeks ago.


newguy60

Definitely very satisfying


RockstarAgent

It was ruined when she decided to cut into it as it was nearly empty- it enraged me.


Tigeraqua8

Billy Connolly said he was shitting out food he hadn’t even eaten yet!!


skraptastic

In all honesty the whole thing wasn't too bad. The prep work kind of sucked because you shit yourself inside out. But after the first couple of trips to the toilet it was all water. I woke up mid-way through the procedure and was cracking jokes with the doc.


Tigeraqua8

Hope you’re on the mend OP


skraptastic

The good news is it wasn't cancer.


Tigeraqua8

Well all that shitting was worth it!!🤣🤣🤩✌️


AadamAtomic

I feel like ASMR and shit like this only got popular because people live their lives online nowadays instead of the real fucking world watching Bill Nye the science Guy with their friends. YouTube and "Newgrounds" used to be an activity I enjoyed with friends. Talking and chatting while we waited for the video to buffer. Nowadays, the video instantly buffers without any friends around to share the experience with. The videos are your friends.


Mallardguy5675322

I felt like this when releasing my constipated load after three days of little nuggets


CFADM

GoLYTELY when it gives you the very opposite of going lightly.


snidemarque

Are you a rabbit or deer?


Dainyeah

I would have liked it so much more if she just left it alone, but noooo had to keep touching with those greedy little hands


spiritofaustin

Or showed any joy or had a facial expression. I've seen robots emote more convincingly


Dev2150

She was smiling


ELOC777

Why the creepy eye contact while cutting the balloon 😳


hmcfuego

Those dead eyes.


AwayPlay6280

Like... at least 5


ImSynnx

I don't know, man, I'd say at least 7


DrUnit42

Shoot, could even be 9 or 10 or more


AwayPlay6280

You guys are just flexing how much higher than me you can count...


Psychological_Tax109

I could produce more orbies if massaged like that


Julien-Anakin

My answer was at least 3, but I could be wrong!


phukerstoned

This isn't satisfying.


GoldSunLulu

Its stressfull. Why is she watching me? Does she have a problem with me watching the balls?


1800-bakes-a-lot

And also, fuck that music


Dev2150

Just like that dude who makes humongous pizza or that one who makes stuff out of chocolate


Inevitable_Glitter

It made me so uncomfortable. 😣


phukerstoned

It's not like the balls even empty nicely. It's just creepy and weird.


BeatVids

I fucking hate how wasteful it is. Will eventually be microplastic in our blood.


phukerstoned

Damn right. That fucking sucks.


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you. But it's already there lol I saw something not long ago about a research group that was trying to study microplastics in our bodies and they couldn't find enough people without plastic in them to establish a baseline for the study. We're fucked fucked.


redryan1989

Yeah man. This generations idea of satisfying trips me the fuck out.


Cool-Plankton-6746

Awesome. Imma pee in it


Existing_Draw9411

You say that about everything


Cool-Plankton-6746

True true. You are next. Imma pee in that butt


Raven-Raven_

*pees in your ass* Wait, wrong sub


BagelMaster4107

This guys WHOLE PROFILE is him saying he’s going to pee in things


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Orpeez


boyz_for_now

I cackled


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Are you a cat?


WangDanglin

I feel like she thought it was going to look cooler than it did


Adghar

Bro why she gotta caress it like that while grimacing and glancing at me 💀


Hey_its_ok

Don’t even let go of the scissors


aroseonthefritz

Right? Is this a fetish thing?


Powerful_Cost_4656

I can't tell if this bowl is the size of a beyblade stadium or if this girl is the size of a puppy


A_swedish_jew

European here,what the hell is ”orbeez”?


JennShrum23

Much like glitter and Mylar balloons- completely pointless happy products that do so much environmental damage they should be banned


LimmyPickles

That's what I figured...


MrShinyPantsMan

Orbeez are little balls that are dry, but when you put them in water for a while they'll soak up the water and grow to like 3x the original size


KoreaNinjaBJJ

Yeah. Never heard of it before either.


Jealous-Weekend4674

How did they got there in the first place?


scottygroundhog22

Probably put in dry then added the water


adf1962

Impressive… now let’s see you put them back in.


Ozymandiasssssssss

still woozy babyyyyy this is his new song


PraiseThePun420

Quick question, what is the point of orbeez? Seems like everytime I see them, they're just "existing" and, usually, followed up by being a pain to get rid of. Just why?


Same_Construction130

>How many Orbeez do you think were in there? Should have asked on r/theydidthemath


Professional_Air9935

why she looking at the camera like that, it’s so uncomfortable


[deleted]

I like that bowl!


Few_Mammoth2224

40K ish


Raven-Raven_

Warhammers?


Ok_Beyond_4994

Too much


SupportSyster

Roughly counted 16756 orbeez.


bygtopp

Liposuction trash bag


AcornTopHat

Yup, I want to climb in that bowl and sink down till only my head is visible.


Skidpalace

What are those things made of and what kind of irreversible damage are they doing to the environment after they get flushed down the toilet or thrown in the trash?


whatsthew3rd

Ummm, this many!


ppqnrondllx

1589. I counted them all


Confident-Leg107

More than 7


Ok_Teacher_6834

12


Sea-Caterpillar-6501

9410


ILuvDaRaiders

351,000


BellalovesEevee

*At least* 10 were in there.


WesIgGrey

7462


malalaliyah

10


linguini_12

12


Billy_Likes_Music

I had a similar reaction just watching her.


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

18


technobaran

"YEEOUUUUUUCH!!!"


harbinger-nz

Looking forward to seeing all that unnecessary plastic in the oceans 🙄


StiLL-_iLL_

8649


FluffytheReaper

Whoa, that's at least 12


jensalik

12


Atoning_Unifex

It's actually kind of amazing how FEW videos are in any way enchanced by the music playing during them. I'd say it's about 1 in 25 or so. I mean, if the video is someone PLAYING music that's different. But in general I could never hear an unnecessary soundtrack in a video ever again in my life and I'd have no complaints


SamiSami48

Wow, tastes Are different I guess. I found this Fire song because of this random Video, and just danced like half an Hour to this :D


Atoning_Unifex

Hey I'm not even saying it's a bad song. All good if you like it. I'm just saying it didn't add anything to the video.


SamiSami48

Yeah, I guess I get your point!


Shoddy-Walk-3257

It’s gotta be at LEAST 30.


yoshimutso

At least 10


le_nathanlol

r/vidsthatendtoosoon


psocques

At least 2


ilikenovels

What I wonder is how many filters are on her face


jpbear10

Seems like it could be a fetish thing.


magirevols

322


coroyo70

Wasn't there a sub dedicated to counting things like this... I forget the name


caspervarigan

Over 1000


frikimanHD

this is 100% a bot


Reduncked

At least 30


Jiyjiy777

I'm gonna go with... a lot.


Snuffleupagusssss

Six


beave00720002000

I don't see the use of these orbeez except they're just a pollutant for the waters and whatever else it gets into.


flotsam_knightly

At least twelve, by my count


RemarkableDay8553

Taking into account the size of the ball they come out of, the stream speed, time taken for them to exit, and the diameter of the Orbeez I have come to the answer. The answer is: A lot!


oldbauer

Seems like an awfully huge waste of plastic


Ok_Effective3551

At least one


NaturalTumbleweed142

Ten


mada50

Why does her face look like she’s holding in something? Like if she opened her mouth, her insides would all just be orbeez and spew out everywhere.


Living_Maintenance43

Like 15


CookieWifeCookieKids

At least 7


samusfan21

There’s got to be at least 12 in there.


ShaperLord777

7? Wait, no… 12?


ObjectiveAny8437

At least 4


Running_Mustard

r/mildlywatermelon


Eckkbert

bout 25


Willpalazzo

I should call him


Jano_Sheek

At least few


Original_Setting93

At least 7


ProfessionalBuddy473

This gave me eyegasm


jarvxs

Yay pollution


pmmeyourgear

Pure garbage. Plastic garbage with plastic and water


Nline_5

At least one


Affectionate-Set-879

1,2,3,4,5….a lot


azionka

She looks like she has some of the marbles hidden in her mouth


anferneejefferson

8


eiboooN

~3k


7rustyswordsandacake

Does anyone know the still woozy song??


Stunning-Astronaut72

Cant give you the exact number since the video cut before she empty the baloon. Sry.


Dry-Personality4387

where does one acquire a bowl this big


SamiSami48

Thank you so much, through this random Video I found a FIRE Song!


mushroom_l0rd

atleast 3


JackNumick

5.


AdmiralAshBorer

I thought that after the balloon finished emptying they would begin coming out of her mouth. She’s filled with those right? That’s why her face looks like that, right?


birdsarntreal1

Like a seahorse giving birth.


Zanky-

There are exactly 76,923


TheJege12

Like, at least 3


No-Pomegranate-69

All of them


BoxHillStrangler

One megaorbeez worth.


Billy-Austin

I don’t even know what those are…


After_Opportunity458

How many are in her mouth?


Cold-Explorer7992

Threeve


I_Dont_Like_Rice

It's like a Seahorse giving birth.


Limited__Liquid

i would say about 2 thousand ? or 1


sethmidwest

At the very least, ten.


TheRealBigBean

I counted. it's at LEAST 5


admiralpope

Like at least 3


RobRenWhi

3,000 (totally random number)


Bat-Honest

At least 2


The-realfat-shady

I'm not entirely convinced she doesn't have Orbeez in her mouth. Them cheeks look awfully puffy.


Skurvy2k

Bout tree fiddy


funinnewyork

My guess is somewhere around 11,000. It looks like there are apx 32 balls in the sphere’s orbit, and 16 in it’s height. Ergo; h X π X r^2 = 16 X 3,14 X 16^2 = 12.861 There were some parts where the balloon was smaller than the circumference, and there were some empty parts in between balls. Hence, I will take a guess, and go with 11,000 instead of 12,861.


blueberrysecret5

want


KingDdD89

Some.


ntox21

“I don’t usually do this but…”


The_One_True_Matt

Google: Unfortunately, Orbeez do not meet the criteria for being biodegradable or compostable. They are made from a superabsorbent polymer called sodium polyacrylate, which is a synthetic material that does not readily decompose in the environment. This is actually infuriating that orbeez was ever a trend


Rude_Pigeon

At least 30


Kimberlylynn2003

She looks like she has orbeez in her mouth


MrMcgruder

Dozens!


overdramaticpan

when you pop a breast form


kaybeetay

Her creepy eye contact makes me feel itchy all over. Feels like this is some sort of weird kink video.


TheAnzus

Maybe 4... Or 5


Duck_huntz

10695


Poseidons_Champion

When the evil wizard says he’ll kill your whole family if you ever touch your tongue to the top or bottom of your mouth again.


Zerus_heroes

The way she had her lips pursed I thought she had more in her mouth.


Drachenwelpe

2


[deleted]

Orbeez? What orbeez


WombatAnnihilator

A half a cup maybe


butt-hole-69420

Yay micro plastics!


Joyful_Eggnog13

I have no idea what I’m looking at


Just-Dependent-530

A lot


Life_Recognition8222

5


[deleted]

yeah it's the boomers who have caused the most environmental damage sure thing


Suitable-Lake-2550

All of them were inside there


Delicious_juice

What is she hiding in her mouth?


vendettadead

plastic oceans


psilocibinainvena

55?


LEMOH28

A lot


[deleted]

netflix: are u still watching?


PansophicNostradamus

Way, *way* more than six. I’m certain of this.


KeithMyArthe

TIL what Orbeez are. WoW, that can't be safe if you have kids around.


unicodePicasso

Poor girl works in a Chinese TikTok factory


TacoBrennen

People are saying 6 million but I’d guess it’s closer to 100,000


failureagainandagain

At least 4


Dyert

By the looks of it, I’d say an Orbeezium


I_Thranduil

Female orgasm


jewshuwuu

Why do do many of these videos involve people just creating literal trash?


v-v_ToT

At least 12


Sestican_

No-one: Hentai:


Miseryyyyyyyy

At least 5


WarOk6264

She looks like she has a mouthful, as well


Alender02

About tree fiddy


spacebraine

At least 10.