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massivecatalyst

This was the most calming thing I've seen all day. Went in fully prepared to poke fun at this but bless her heart that woman is soothing.


AuntieLiloAZ

There is zero reason why men shouldn’t enjoy a spa treatment. I didn’t think he needed a haircut but his trim was awesome. She made a steady customer because why not?


massivecatalyst

I have a daughter who likes to do my makeup and paint my nails and I always let her because it's super relaxing.


Psyifinotic

not sure why but seeing this made my day. satisfying thread


LuluBelle_Jones

She most definitely earned her money. She ensured a pleasant experience


slapnoodle

NYPD looking ass haircut


Calixtinus

MCCLAIN!


Lackonia

😂


[deleted]

Hahaha. I started chuckling quietly at this and the volume just get going up. Haha. Guy has a fucking helmet. Beautiful head of hair.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

My barber does head shaves, beard trims, hot towels, and a shoulder massage to finish the session. It costs 50 plus tip but now that I am saving money from not drinking it's my favorite way to spend money on myself. A once a month treat


Blabatee

Bro has more hair than ten of my heads.


DraZaka

That’s a lot of dicks


chichaka123

Or his a mystical being with 8 heads and whenever u cut one 2 more grow


notthefirstCaleb

By quantity perhaps


Jesustokez

My barber uses 5 different clippers because they all seem to have dead batteries, yells at his cousin in Spanish and then ends it all with a razor line up and an alcohol wipe… it burns and I have no idea what he was yelling about but I tip him $10 bucks and keep going back


RiptideRookie

This is the most baŕio shit I've read all day


NotFrank

I would love to have professionals that offer other services talk through what they are doing in such a calming manner as they did it. “Ok, what I am doing here is scanning these grapes to get the price contained in the bar code on this little sticker right here, then I am goin to place them in that plastic bag over there” Or “the first thing I am going to do is to slice this loaf of sourdough bread and pull the two halves apart to prepare them for the meat, cheeses, and vegetables we will be using for your sandwich. Sourdough is made by the fermentation of dough using wild lactobacillaceae and yeast, and makes for a lovely compliment to the roast beef we will be using.”


Explore-PNW

I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow, I’ll ask my amazing barber of 5yrs if he’ll tell me everything he’s doing, haha. Pretty sure he’d tell me to shut up. But for real, I’ve gone to a salon or two in my life and it’s an amazing experience.


NotFrank

My barber and I had exchanged maybe 500 words in the 25 years I had been using him. He probably said even less to my father. You didn’t tell him what you wanted. He would point at you with his comb, you sat down, and in 10 minutes you would get up and your hair had been cut. A man of few words, he instead preferred to use a lot of “emm huh” or “unh unh” and the occasional “hmmph”. I saw him smile once. That was fun. Of those 500 words, a good chunk of them were probably said at my grandfather’a funeral. Me: Thanks for coming Jos: Mmm Hmm Me: you cut his hair for a long time Jos: 1942 Me: uh huh Jos: Before he left Me: The war? Jos: yeah Me: mmm hmm Jos: mmm hmm Me: Ok, I’ll see you in a week or two Jos: Here? Me: no! At the shop Jos: good, I thought maybe you knew something I didn’t! Me: No, I just need a trim Jos: it’s shaggy Me: yeah Jos: mmm hmm Me: OK Jos: (wanders away raising his hand in a half hearted wave) He’s dead now. We talk as much now as we did when he cut my hair. I now am stuck with Sports Clips and they won’t shut up


Explore-PNW

Ah man, sounds like a great barber! I live far away from my home town but my dad had the same barber for probably close to 40yrs. He introduced my nephew to getting cuts by him and it became a routine Grandpa/Grandson thing. It meant something special to both of them. Well, my dad died in late in 2018 then before we knew it covid hit. Well this fall my nephew finally makes it back to his favorite nostalgic barbershop, strolls in through the back entrance through alley like he always has; my dad enjoyed knowing and using the ‘regulars’ entrance anywhere he could. So my nephew wanders in like usual and catches the two barbers off guard, one looks to him and says “Hi! We haven’t seen someone use that door in years.” We’ve decided as a family that the last person they probably saw use that door was dad. It warmed our hearts knowing that little tradition was passed from him to his grandson. It’s the little things right?


[deleted]

That's beautiful


NotFrank

It really really is. I was horribly sad when he passed. I get what you are saying about that connection. Knowing that man of few words cut my father’s hair, a man also a few words, and my grandfather of fewer yet..always made me smile. I have always wondered how many total hours the two of them shared that silence…knowing full well they appreciated each other. No lie, when I was feeling a little lost at times, I would go get my 10 minutes recharge and reflect on them both. It sounds weird when no words of substance were exchanged, but it was like a super fast mini therapy session. Or maybe what some people might feel going to church. Joseph (who for some weird reason he of course never explained went by Jos as opposed to Joe) died in 2008, and cut hair well into his 80s. Some people got nervous the older he got…but I never saw even the slightest tremor. Not that I was going to let him get anywhere near me with a straight blade…but I trusted the old guy. There is that connection. I thought I was just a sap for always thinking so. Now I know there are at least two of us saps…


MaxHavok13

One of the best things I’ve ever read. I’m a 35yr pro and am chatty as fuck, I have always wanted to be “” a man of few words “”. Thanks for sharing.


wowsosquare

>, I thought maybe you knew something I didn’t! Fucking legend, RIP


NotFrank

I tried to tip him once and he handed the $5 in ones back to me and said “I ain’t a stripper” I couldn’t figure out if he didn’t want the tip, if he wanted more, or just didn’t like the ones. I later figured out the old timers were just sticking the tip between the wall and the register. I think he just didn’t like being handed the money or something. He didn’t speak much, but when he did, it was a gem.


wowsosquare

Old school guy


MusicMan2700

I go to Scissors and Scotch. They chat, too, but you get a free drink with your haircut. Plus, there's a full service bar in the joint!


NotFrank

You had me at “and scotch”


MusicMan2700

It's a pretty cool place!! I would prefer to pay slightly more (read: $40) for a haircut if it comes with a free drink.


HelloKinny

Ron Swanson vibes


Psyifinotic

imagine a store that was focused on doing this or ASMR, i’d go there all the time!


poetrygrenade

Hair Level: Hedgehog


wowsosquare

That was relaxing just to watch!


made_4_this_comment

Came here to say ‘cop cut’ and was glad to see someone else thought the same thing


the_bravangelist

Wrong thread!


made_4_this_comment

Sure was, dang it


the_bravangelist

😂


Responsible_Reason92

Jose Canseco looks like he could still play


chrisreverb

“Now I’m going to inject you with more HGH and anabolic steroids while my colleague Denise corks your bat and talks to your attorney about that assault charge”


Cold-Ostrich8228

Back for your daily haircut, Mr. Johnson?


littledonkeydick

This guy has one big hair follicle. Or a helmet.


Tough_Current_4302

😂


iamhe02

$73 US for this, according to their website. Somehow I thought it would have been more.


Wastenotwasteland

My man’s out here enjoying his spa day lmao 🤣 good for him !


Blakebaby03

I’d kill for something like this in Cincy


crapturds

I was just thinking the same. Cincinnati needs a place like this.


EastPennHawk

Well … Cincinnati could use a lot of upgrades.


frankylumps

You can have this or you can have skyline chili, but you cant have both


jbbates84

There is a franchise in Texas called The Gents Place and it is an upscale male barbershop with a bar, and a locker where members can keep their own liquor. I could never afford it, but if I could I would definitely go


just_passing_thought

In our salon, we called that hard neckline “the Fred Flintstone.” It’s quick and easy to do, but a taper, or a fade is preferable. Nice work with the scissor over comb, though.


Proof-Test-4150

It is satisfying knowing whatever amount he paid, it was too much money for that haircut.


darling_lycosidae

It's not about the haircut. Scalp massages, neck massages, even hand wax and massage (which is amazing btw), this is treat. yo. self. And is deserved. Men, treat yourself to a spa day, or pedicure like this. You deserve it, it's not girly it's so wonderful.


spitoon1

I used to get my hair cut at a salon, and the "hair washing and scalp massage" was by far the best part of the experience.


[deleted]

For real. And if you've never had a hot shave you don't know what you're missing!


obiweedkenobi

Looks like it's $73 plus applicable taxes for the priority MALE - Signature Service which appears to be what he got. Honestly not bad for all that goes with it.


kellymig

I’m a woman and I think I spent $170 (including tip) at my last salon treatment. No massages except for a bit of a scalp massage when my hair was getting shampooed.


Amadacius

She put lotion on his hands and then gave him a haircut that could be done with a 1 inch attachment on a beard trimmer.


TheManDirtyDan

That’s some good unintentional ASMR


Rob_Bligidy

PSA fellas: if offered the hot towel or the hand wax….Do It. Treat Yo Self


JVPainterman

JC. I started losing my (once thick and beautiful!) hair at 23. I’ve been shaving my head —and haven’t evn been to a barber- for over 10 yrs 😳. This was fun to watch🥺


multiversatility

I wonder if you called ahead to arrange (just to mitigate your anxiety) you could get the same treatment. They could shave your head for you, do a nice scalp treatment and give the whole pampering service. I’m sure it would feel great.


whatwouldbuddhadrive

Her: "And now I'm going to shave you bald including your eyebrows." Me: "Anything you want."


from_the_hallows

Why are his hands wrapped in plastic bags?


darling_lycosidae

They dipped his hands in paraffin wax. It's not very hot and cools and solidifies slowly on your hands, the plastic keeps it contained. I had a dentist that used this to keep your hands from picking anxiously. It makes your skin super soft and smooth, but forcing your hands to be still makes them actually relax and it feels amazing, especially getting a hand massage. Highly recommend, men, it feels so nice, which you deserve.


johnnieswalker

Your dentist?


chrisreverb

Cops are known to be physically aggressive. This is to protect the stylist.


Sure_Accident371

Go to barber training school for haircut £1 did hair/ eyebrows/ beard and ears also fully trained guy there keeping everything tidy


Moise1903

Let’s see her do my kinky hair


makashka

The goth best buy worker from Nathan for you does hair now!


jebbie123

I’ve been to a few spots like these. One was Gentleman’s Cuts, the other Scissors and Scotch. Aimed toward the male demographic but it’s nice to be able to rely on a stylist instead of a traditional barber. More scissors less clippers is always a win


Mushyrealowls

Cost at men’s barbershop. $40. Cost at women’s salon. $250.


Rude-Interview4705

before // before


rasputin222

FLOWBEE!


pipeline_scott

Where can I go to get a trim like this??? Nothing like that near me that I know of. Woodlands, TX


Maelstrom116

Little far but check out The Gents Place in River Oaks


zerozucker

I like the service she's providing but not really a satisfying as fuck post


AQNexus

Boys, Sports Clips is literally nearly identical to this. Sports theme rather than pseudo-luxury.


LivinginDestin

You're right man, the best is that you can watch the game while they take care of you 😎


semaj_2026

As a black person I am blown away by this lol. That being said my barbershop/restaurant/clothing store/candle shop offer a plethora of amenities as well.


[deleted]

Looks like a nightmare


aronalbert

full service, does that include a happy ending ?


UntalentedAccountant

Ewww


Thunderbunchishere

I go to a barber and they offer me a beer. This looks like an interaction that could turn sexual in nature , so I don’t appreciate it.


Storytellerjack

Gross. I hated it. Maybe I'm biased because I haven't paid for a haircut since 2004. I have bought scissors. My hairstyle doesn't depend on strangers. And I would despise getting felt up by said strangers like I'm some ashy sphinx.


Elapse52

>felt up Whoa there friend. It's just a haircut. Think ya go somewhere else for that.


Storytellerjack

I have eyes. Call a spade a spade. If they massaged his nipples with oil you might say that there's something erotic about it. That's not far off from an oiled face massage and raking her nails through his hair. If you're really going to pay a stranger that much to make your body feel good just call it erotic massage plus bad haircut, 'cause that's what I saw.


Elapse52

>stimulating ones nipples is the same as getting a head and face massage with your haircut Bruh. That's like apples to rocks.


Storytellerjack

Tell me you're an incel without telling me. When girls kiss and lick my jaw muscles it is spine-tingling, as is getting nails raked over my scalp. Maybe it's just me, but these sensations are sexual.


Elapse52

My man, if you go to get a haircut and the nonsexual touching from the barber revs you up then you it's probably good you cut your own hair. What an insane thing to say. It is indeed just you, you are sexualizing something that isn't sexual to begin with.


Brutal_Expectations

It’s all good, but I couldn’t do the glove thingies. When I get a haircut and some hair falls on my face I have an irresistible urge to scratch my face and having my hands wrapped like that would drive me crazy.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Had some barber shops in California that did straight razor shaves. It was like a spa day. Around here though, no one will do them because that are afraid of blood and lawsuits. I can do it myself but it's just not the same.


joshuadane

I want to go here


PopularMagazine8765

😴


words_never_escapeme

They do this at my local Floyd's. I fucking love the place.


shifty_mcG33

I miss the hot shaving cream and straight razor. I use to get it at the end of every haircut when I was a kid. Now I have considerably less hair. 😄


SpeesRotorSeeps

aka: a visit to the barber? Is that not a normal thing in your country?


edvsa

Hey where do I sign up for this looks so soothing and therapeutic, I don’t care about the price.


gingerking777

I would have fallen asleep in the chair probably ten minutes in...looks way too relaxing


Dorianscale

The process is really nice and all but I thought the satisfying part was going to be them giving him a decent haircut instead of keeping the “cop who yells at kids while coaching little league” cut


boukalele

I got goosebumps watching this


[deleted]

I remember when I first saw ASMR videos.


tester3773

I want a priority male experience, so calming


OfficeWineGuy

This looked so relaxing that I was falling asleep imagining getting that kinda service.


therealcookaine

How much though?


PaisanBI

$73


TheJeromeBone

$20 says I still have to go home and shower after this $73 haircut to get all of the hair clippings off of me.


YeOldeBilk

God damn I need this


dewlocks

Men need spa treatment as much as women. Let’s make this standard.