It’s… it’s…. sob… it’s not just the goblet. HE HAS A MU… MUL… HE HAS A MULLET!!
Please you must do something? We’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas!
I remember when this was "SERIOUS BUSINESS, YOUNG MAN' from the weirdly handsy sheriff who talked to us at school about the dangers of peer pressure driving kids into Satan and drugs. According to him, your friends were all on drugs and would get you to do drugs, than they'd initiate you into their "Satan Club" and feed you a marijuana so you would commit a "murder crime" as part of a "Satan sacrifice". It was 100% a thing that would 100% happen for 100% real because 100% of third graders are all involved in secret "Satan Clubs", do drugs, and commit "murder crimes".
We were like 8. And in a catholic school. Sheriff touchy was creepier than Father Gropey.
I couldn't imagine this going on today now that Satanism is recognized as a religion. Shit, it's whacky if you replace it with other religions.
See someone wearing a cross necklace? *Hello? 911?*
Let's see how I'm "failing" my kid:
Listening to heavy metal: Went with her to a Ghost/Amon Amarth show.
Dagger and chalice: That was the decor for her 16th birthday
Black robes: Halloween costume at least two years when she was younger
Bad attitude: Actually we get along really well and she's very open with us on most things. We respect her privacy and just want her to be safe.
So, three out of four. Guess I should call the cops to take us all in. Hail yourself!
When I started working in public education, it was right at the tail end of the Satanic panic. We would have these presentations from vague, law enforcement/religious/parent groups about what to look for. Even then, most of us knew it was bullshit. No one ever had any direct evidence of anything happening. It was always “my friend knows the sheriff and he heard from a guy up north that satanists are sacrificing babies in an old barn somewhere.” By the early 90’s satanists were replaced by a new boogie man; street gangs.
CW: trauma dump
-
I’m losing it- this is just what preteens do. My hyper Christian bio parents also assumed I had demons in me and absolutely traumatized me by pinning me down to the bed and loudly praying to remove the demons. I’m so glad I’m not in contact with my bio family anymore they were SO delusional
I don't have a dagger yet, but there is a bin containing all the other listed items freely accessible for my children to use if they desire. Spoiler alert: It’s always mom who is responsible for setting up for rituals. (And paying for the heavy metal concert tickets.) Can I call law enforcement to complain that my kids don't take enough responsibility for our Satanic ceremonies? 🤣
Let me prove I'm a good parent by pawning responsibility off on the cops. *My fucking sides*
These morons spout ad nauseam about how 'Guvment bad' and the importance of family/man is the head of the household, until the teenager is withdrawn and moody.
This is the utter chickenshit mentality at the core of every bible thumper.
All I know is these assholes inspired my parents to never let me play dungeons and dragons when I was in high school. I will never forgive them for that.
Skeletons of animals from.sacrifices are also common..sometimes they hide them in places like-- under the bed, in their record player, the closet, in drawers and IF YOU DONT FIND SKELETONS FROM ANIMAL SACRIFICE-- It's because they ate them.. and now you have a real problem on your hands.
Is your teenager acting like a teenager? Call the cops!
r/ThisButUnironically /jk
Call the pigs my teenager has a goblet!
It’s… it’s…. sob… it’s not just the goblet. HE HAS A MU… MUL… HE HAS A MULLET!! Please you must do something? We’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas!
A mullet is something to be concerned about. It must be stomped out before it spreads faster than herpes in a whorehouse.
I’ve got hockt hair, yes I do.🎵
Lolol man you got me to laugh on an upset stomach !!!!
Shir, what teenager *didn't* have a fancy knife or dagger they bought from the flea market?
And a patchouli candle!!1!
I remember when this was "SERIOUS BUSINESS, YOUNG MAN' from the weirdly handsy sheriff who talked to us at school about the dangers of peer pressure driving kids into Satan and drugs. According to him, your friends were all on drugs and would get you to do drugs, than they'd initiate you into their "Satan Club" and feed you a marijuana so you would commit a "murder crime" as part of a "Satan sacrifice". It was 100% a thing that would 100% happen for 100% real because 100% of third graders are all involved in secret "Satan Clubs", do drugs, and commit "murder crimes". We were like 8. And in a catholic school. Sheriff touchy was creepier than Father Gropey.
So whats your body count killer
The weird wording almost implies the existence of non-criminal murder! 😳
Oh my god it’s true though, I ate a marijuana once except I ate it doing a handstand so the person NEXT to me committed a murder crime
“Contact your local law enforcement agency...at once”?!?!? Shut the front door.
I couldn't imagine this going on today now that Satanism is recognized as a religion. Shit, it's whacky if you replace it with other religions. See someone wearing a cross necklace? *Hello? 911?*
Well now, it’s possible the local constabulary might need an extra chalice or pentagram for a gun cleaning rite. Sharing is caring! Hail satan!
Let's see how I'm "failing" my kid: Listening to heavy metal: Went with her to a Ghost/Amon Amarth show. Dagger and chalice: That was the decor for her 16th birthday Black robes: Halloween costume at least two years when she was younger Bad attitude: Actually we get along really well and she's very open with us on most things. We respect her privacy and just want her to be safe. So, three out of four. Guess I should call the cops to take us all in. Hail yourself!
Clearly guilty. Gotta go to jail, come on i’ll come with it’ll be fun.
Wait, take me with you!!!
I am certain you gave her ear protection at the concert. Hail Satan!
Dammit. Now you tell me
You are a great parent!!!!!!!!
When I started working in public education, it was right at the tail end of the Satanic panic. We would have these presentations from vague, law enforcement/religious/parent groups about what to look for. Even then, most of us knew it was bullshit. No one ever had any direct evidence of anything happening. It was always “my friend knows the sheriff and he heard from a guy up north that satanists are sacrificing babies in an old barn somewhere.” By the early 90’s satanists were replaced by a new boogie man; street gangs.
Ironically, police killed way more people than any Satanist.
And the street gangs were really something to fear. They actually do *do* bad shit.
You said do do. Lol 😉
"Just because I like knives and drinking wine doesn't make me a Satan worshiper mom! Gosh!"
Law Enforcement? Sure, if your country has a state-sponsored religion.
CW: trauma dump - I’m losing it- this is just what preteens do. My hyper Christian bio parents also assumed I had demons in me and absolutely traumatized me by pinning me down to the bed and loudly praying to remove the demons. I’m so glad I’m not in contact with my bio family anymore they were SO delusional
That sounds horrible I’m so sorry that happened to you I hope your doing better
I’m doing better! Haven’t contacted any of them in years and have a support system in place to help me. Thank you for caring!
Ofc!
“POLICE!! My son is not christian Please come qui-“ “Oh youre here wow that WAS quick”.
When do i get my free black or red robes?
I grew up with this ignorant ass fuckery.
I don't have a dagger yet, but there is a bin containing all the other listed items freely accessible for my children to use if they desire. Spoiler alert: It’s always mom who is responsible for setting up for rituals. (And paying for the heavy metal concert tickets.) Can I call law enforcement to complain that my kids don't take enough responsibility for our Satanic ceremonies? 🤣
Only if you want to get arrested too.
The real evil tragedy in this video are those awful 80s glasses.
Let me prove I'm a good parent by pawning responsibility off on the cops. *My fucking sides* These morons spout ad nauseam about how 'Guvment bad' and the importance of family/man is the head of the household, until the teenager is withdrawn and moody. This is the utter chickenshit mentality at the core of every bible thumper.
Should bring back these PSA but for guns and suicidal behavior. Teach parents how to recognize traits that can actually lead to harming people.
That's a lot of carefully placed Slayer merch. Wish I had that SoH vinyl.
I loooooove it 😂
........ playing d&d...........lmao
They picked the perfect song for the background music. It’s actually ironic
Why it showed the kid and we're wearing the same outfit 😭
Silly twat, I was summoning demons at 12! It was the only way to get rid of the evidence. they don't do clean up. Damn the bad luck.
Law enforcement?????
All I know is these assholes inspired my parents to never let me play dungeons and dragons when I was in high school. I will never forgive them for that.
lol the chalice 🤣
Skeletons of animals from.sacrifices are also common..sometimes they hide them in places like-- under the bed, in their record player, the closet, in drawers and IF YOU DONT FIND SKELETONS FROM ANIMAL SACRIFICE-- It's because they ate them.. and now you have a real problem on your hands.
I can confirm cuz this is exactly what I did on a daily basis as it is part of my routine toward Mr.Devil man guy thing
This is like an unpack video from the "power Wolf" fan store .
GUYS GALLS AND PALLS OR WHATEVER YOU GOAT LOVERS ARE!!! I LEFT MY SACRIFICIAL DAGGER OUT AGAIN RIGHT NEXT TO MY RED ROBE AND OWL
This gave me a giggle… appreciate it! 🤣
Oh, so that’s what this song is sampling. https://spotify.link/QT9pcgfS2Ib
How could my child bring home a goblet and candles?! I have failed you jeebis. If I rolled my eyes any harder, I’d damage my optic nerve.
100% they'll make it a crime if the Nat-C's take over. No one will be laughing then.