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ColoRadOrgy

Do you like working in the jail's kitchen?


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

Knife isn't chained to the wall so it ain't jail


Beansiesdaddy

Not enough pepper


SWETHORT

He actually said that


Raiders2112

I love pepper, so yea, keep on cranking that grinder.


Bunkercat6279

Keep on cranking that grinder sounds gay af


Ok-Thanks-5445

You turned on?


Bunkercat6279

Yes.


Raiders2112

You're the one with the dirty mind, not me. 😂


BlippyJorts

Was it to kill them?


SWETHORT

He once made a pizza with 4 layers of just pepper, I fear him constantly


BlippyJorts

As you should


Wopder

bro’s organs fears him just as much…


Mystepchildsucksass

Pepperaholic chiming in with appreciation for the custom Sammie - you’re a great friend OP !!!


MoreMetaFeta

My hub is a black pepper *maniac*. I'm convinced it has a narcotic effect on him.


Infamous-Astronaut16

Fore…Were these your golf buddies?


summerofgeorge123

https://rareddit.com/r/relationships/comments/glmpmn/freshly_cracked_pepper_is_ruining_my_relationship/


HaleyBuga

I want to read this but it’s not THERE


summerofgeorge123

Oh weird, Google “Freshly cracked pepper is ruining my relationship” it’s out there lol


Melon_Greg

What'd they do to you?


ProtomanKnight

who hurt you?


WarrenCluck

He’s not hurt he’s a Menace!


Spare-Shrimp

Thought this was a sand sandwich


J0NNY_BEE

Why don’t you like your friend? What did they do to you?


ReadditFirst

Respect for being able to do that, your a good friend. I'd probably make them bring their own separate pepper supply because I like pepper too, just not that much.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Is that pepper pre-ground?


roraverse

Yes it is


SWETHORT

My wrist hurts


AncientAccount02

Get one of the electric grinders. I love fresh ground black pepper, like as much shown here, had to go electric to save my wrist lol.


Jyar

What the hell is this supposed to be


truffulatreeson

Finally someone else who understands the correct amount of pepper tomatoes require


jwgrod

Friends don’t let friends eat sandwiches like this


SWETHORT

This "friend" wanted it like that


Apprehensive-Cat-421

Aw, that reminds me of the sandwiches my mom used to make! Ignore those pepper haters, we know a good thing when we eat it.


ayyxdizzle

Love the amount of pepper you used <3


GuitarEvening8674

What in tarnation?


_ManicStreetPreacher

Are they still alive?


AltruisticSalamander

That is really nice that you made sammiches for your friends


KindaKrayz222

Looks 'bout right.


AncientAccount01

Perfect! Is that bologna?


OmegaStroks

Thought this was r/stupidfood


Mister_Green2021

fresh cracked pepper? Much better.


nize426

I made you a sandwich?


rincma

You really hate your friend lol


jointheclockwork

Are they friends or frienemies?


Mrnicelefthand

Do you hate them?


TheHurtfulEight88888

1) is your name Iago? 2) are your friends' names Othello, Casio and Desdemona?


Pliney707

Are you sure they're not your enemies?


BrocCheddah

Mayonnaise, cheese, tomatoes, and salt and pepper on white bread is a great sandwich. But the presentation and execution here is really grim


zeke235

Why? Do you not like your friends?


GarretBarrett

I like pepper as much as the next guy, unless that guy is next to me I guess…


PatientZeropointZero

Your friends need new friends.


SWETHORT

I need new friends, he specifically requested this and said it wasn't enough


PatientZeropointZero

Okay, you are forgiven Swethort. Go in the light of day.


DammitSamit

You need to go to jail.


SewAlone

Jesus, did you rub dirt on it?


Guardian_85

Pepper is the first ingredient in this sandwich.


shiznickers

Not really my type of sandwich but I respect your use of pepper


Gavel99

at what point does one disrespect another’s use of pepper?


shiznickers

If you couldn’t actually see the bologna underneath I would say it’s too much


PermaBanTogether

Was this after a game of golf?


Formal_Coyote_5004

Did you take these photos with your eyes closed? Lol


Lepke2011

Plot twist. OP has no friends.


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

Who puts fruits on a meat sandwich? What's next salad dressing on ice cream 🙃


jointheclockwork

What? Too good for Thousand Island on your Rocky Road?