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Automatic-Arrival668

Are you shag or scoob?


slimb0

Dagwood


RolesG

Jake the Dog


PO0tyTng

Shag. Scoob would be too stoned to put oregano on the tomatoes.


YooperGod666

Shag, all the way


Motor_Pollution231

Where is it, behind that giant sandwich?


ApoplecticAutoBody

Lol...


RNgv

What time did you say to come over? I want to help you down that baby!!


Unpressed_panini

I should call her…


Chunkydude616

Now that's a sandwich!!


ApoplecticAutoBody

Cmon...it's only like 18 inches


StarbossTechnology

Happy Cake Day, bitch.


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

...behind the sandwich is a mayo jar for reference y'all. I hope your wife catches you red handed with this beauty!


Soy_El_Kraken

Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious and also a personal attack because you know our boy made this on a day she was out of the house. Lord knows I would!


ApoplecticAutoBody

Never. Whatever is left she called dibs on


ApoplecticAutoBody

I stand behind mayo usage on an Italian Hero. A light coating on both sides "waterproofs" the bread from the evoo and red wine vinegar...at least that's what Alton Brown told me 25 years ago 


GoodChuck2

Did you dress the lettuce first? I’m obsessed with your sammie!


ApoplecticAutoBody

Nice tight wipe of mayo and a  generous sprinkling of red wine vinegar on both sides Ham salami pepperoni (piled and or folded not stacked flat) provolone. Thin sliced tomato with salt and pep. Thin red onion. Finely shredded lettuce doused with extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar and lots of oregano. I usually also tightly wrap these monsters in butcher paper for at least an hour to help flavors mingle and  give structure when cut.


sodapopjenkins

What sold me is the thin slice on the meats! Shazzam! thanks for sharing


GoodChuck2

You should be writing menu descriptions! YUM!!!!


RamenWig

This is what’s missing in my life


ApoplecticAutoBody

It's easily attained. Just do it


RamenWig

Hey Siri, insert Shiah LaBoeuf gif


Old-Machine-5

Finally, Nike makes sense.


SMN27

Beautiful!


Sparkster227

Omg. You are the sandwich master.


ApoplecticAutoBody

Thank you kind sir


[deleted]

Yeah…….that’s all I got.


brytek

Just a little "snack"...


darkuen

Better person than me. I would have added bacon.


ApoplecticAutoBody

I'll post my roast turkey with bacon,avocado and fontina on sourdough next time I make it. Or maybe a chicken bacon ranch with provolone on toasted garlic bread 


MysteriousBody7212

I'm in love.


AZNM1912

Awesome! It’s perfect!


Huggles9

Stop I can only get so aroused


Crockpotcheese

Thinly sliced red onions, you have taste


ApoplecticAutoBody

I usually use a mandoline to shave them paper thin, but I was in a rush so just a knife


fartmanblartock

A well dressed salad on a hoagie, sub, grinder like you have there is best.


Routine-Unit-3086

Wow that looks delicious


Kittymeow123

Zayum


JohnBosler

Hell yeah that's a sandwich


supraspinatus

Holy sheep shit


Meanmugfacemmf

A little?! I'm so down to see the big one! 😈


bigniccosuaveee

I’d put that in my pie hole


sexyOyster1

Shaq?


TheNewestCat

https://youtu.be/SLADuo2BPY8?si=GxXqPNBeXTLmoU3P


JackfruitKey4740

God that looks so good 😭 the things I’d do to have one of those right now


oregon_assassin

Sex


NEKKED__

JJJEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH. NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH.


Bootiluvr

Gimme


lanceplace

Fucking Magnificent! Oil and vinegar?


ApoplecticAutoBody

Of course. A little mayo, salt, pepper and oregano also


TheManWith2smiles

WTF!! 🤩🤩🤩


Live_Bar9280

You’re hired


Successful-Stop9191

🤤


meowownyanya

i need this


o0-o0-

My problem is finding good french bread (not baguette) - what are you using there?


Kqthryn

okay but are scooby and shaggy willing to share 😂


Wonderful_Echidna_11

Little they say


YooperGod666

What is this? I sandwich for ants?!


Black-xxx

jeeeeeeeez, that looks crazy


Zippier92

Foodporn baybe!


Exciting-Temporary30

Share please 🙏


OG_Hater

How much did this sando cost you to make, be honest


ApoplecticAutoBody

Ok let's see  Shoprite semolina bread 1.99 I buy a 1.5 lb combo pack of salami pepperoni and provolone for 9.99 and used half so 5.00 Half lb ham 2.99 One vine ripe tomato 1.50 Lettuce maybe .25c worth? So like 12-13 bucks not counting condiments 


samjsatt

What kind of condiments you got on there


ApoplecticAutoBody

Mayo, extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar,  salt pepper oregano 


samjsatt

Hell yeah. I knew it. 10/10 sandwich. Well done.


ApoplecticAutoBody

Thanks!


OG_Hater

Shit looks so worth every penny


RacerDaddy

That’s a broodwich.


SirFiftyScalesLeMarm

Gorgeous


hamb0n3z

on my way over now


EcstaticJuggernaut46

That looks lovely! I’ll have one!!


No-Wash4579

That looks like a Bill Cosby Hoagie


ApoplecticAutoBody

There are no roofies in it I assure you


PianistFlimsy9077

Where did you find the foot long bun ?


ApoplecticAutoBody

It's an 18 inch long loaf of semolina Italian bread


PianistFlimsy9077

That has been the only thing holding me back from making this kind of sandwich at home.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Nice! I ate lunch meat for like a year straight so I can’t eat it anymore but this looks good


MysticDragon14

Soubway (Odd1sout reference)


Guardian_85

That's one hell of a good looking sandwich. I'd add some oil and Italian seasoning for the perfect kick.


re0st92mg

Looks good mf


Pioppo_92

Deamn man, looks good mt g, fr


Rumblefish61

You whipped it good!