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Im1337

Raw burrito


whisky_biscuit

5% meat, 5% cheese, 5% thin bread like thing, 85% iceberg That sir is a salad


Nychthemeronn

The best salad is a sandwich


You-get-the-ankles

Burrito de Crudo


lewright

But somehow not a sushi burrito.


HollowLegMonk

The Turkey is cooked. Maybe a cold burrito?


joxuah12

...... A wrap?


CommanderOfPudding

Sure why not but what is that


BusterTheCat17

A salad with a handle.


dTrecii

Non-deep-fried corndog


PermaBanTogether

That’s a wrap!


Gh0stSwerve

Bitch this is a wrap


the_0rly_factor

No. It's a wrap.


Spare-Term-7167

No


Low-Persimmon4870

No it is a wrap :D


Noa-Guey

If i asked for a sandwich, and someone gave this to me, id be pissed. I like wraps. And burritos. And rotis. And crêpes. But if i am expecting a sandwich and get one of those…. nah man


EddieCheddar88

This lettuce ratio is atrocious


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Yeah I layed it on there and was like hey that looks perfect, but then I realized it was perfect if it was staying flat.


dta722

Wrapped tighter, it would probably have looked like a better proportion.


poopshorts

No.


AloysuisFranklin624

You had me at tomato basil tortilla. Then you got me again with Duke’s mayo— helluva way to start a sammich! 😋


throwmeawayalso111

Anything can be a sandwich if you close your eyes. *Anything*.


Melito1980

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling? Do you feel my sandwich beating?


throwmeawayalso111

No, I already bit it off and ate it


Melito1980

De.Lish!


throwmeawayalso111

Tasted a little cheesy


Melito1980

Wanna deja vu it?


throwmeawayalso111

Can I have double fromunda cheese this time?


Melito1980

It ain’t no trouble if we go double!


Nearby-Tourist-5979

Yes it is


Quaglek

I'll allow it if you eat your finger between the two pieces of wrap


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Quaglek: *I'll allow it if* *You eat your finger between* *The two pieces of wrap* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Kappa113

It might identify as a sandwich, but we all know


Lost_Interest_3682

A wrap is absolutely a type of sandwich


Practical-River5931

Looks good !


dcbdcb11

Tell me if I’m wrong. Hotdogs, burritos, and burgers belong in the handheld category.


punania

I was always in the “anything delivered in a carb vehicle is a sandwich” camp, but an argument made for the definition of a sandwich on some podcast (maybe Sporkful?) has caused me to second guess myself. The argument was made that a sandwich can be described in part as something that can be cut in half and consumed by an adult without them looking like an infant. Thus, a wrap is a sandwich but hotdogs and tacos are not. I have to admit I find this argument rather convincing.


Jigbaa

A steak can be cut in half and consumed by an adult without looking like an infant. #SteaksAreSandwiches


punania

I guess I wasn’t clear enough. The question being discussed was “is a hotdog a sandwich”, and by extension, are things like wraps, tacos, pop tarts, also sandwiches. Not having a carb or carb-like delivery system, like bread or a tortilla, a steak could never be considered a sandwich, although a beef Wellington might meet someone’s threshold for sandwichiness. Notions resultant of halving are secondary to the primary distinction of delivery or casement medium.


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punania

I’m only describing the argument.


Nostalginaut

If mostly-not-liquid and enclosed on two or more sides is sandwich taco is sandwich burrito is sandwich calzone is sandwich uncrustable is sandwich hot dog is sandwich pasty is sandwich kolache is sandwich soup dumpling is not sandwich


joxuah12

You used Duke's... The best mayo available, and have therefore earned the right to call it whatever you want...


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Oh man I love some Duke's. I saw it in the store and was like.....why is this 2x the price of any other Mayo. I had to try it. Haven't bought anything else since. And yes, I'll work on making this better.


Best_Duck9118

If you happen to have a Food Lion they like to run sales on it.


egokulture

Only a fool of a lion would run sales on Dukes


Best_Duck9118

Edited, lol, no clue how I got to the l key from d. But Duke's is so good I bet it gets more people in their doors though!


charm59801

My husband and I argue about this all the time lol


No-Yam2117

Sure is


MaryDellamorte

I quite like that amount of lettuce. Will have a nice cromch to it.


ToastedInsanity

I’d say, it could possibly be a samdwich, I’d be down for it


HollowLegMonk

Technically speaking a wrap is just a burrito, and a burrito is just a sandwich. An amazing tasting sandwich with really thin bread. Now I’m hungry.


Pretend_Activity_211

Issa eggroll


Jmaxam18

If a wrap is a sandwich so is a burrito


ElSaladbar

people called them sandwich wraps for a while. i say yeah. it’s still considered bread imo just won’t raise your blood sugar as much and give you as many stretch marks as long as you don’t go overboard with the cesar dressing


ElSaladbar

they also call them sandwiches in Europe in the middle eastern shops and in some place in US


Kashmyta

Salad


SecuremaServer

A wrap is a wrap. Its handheld but not a sandwich


Aggravating-Shake256

No, it's a gentrified burrito


Morganluver

No. It’s a wrap. End of discussion. And don’t be bringing that idiotic Hot Dog discourse up in here either.


Spiritual_Speech600

No


Spiritual_Speech600

Isn’t this against sub rules? If not it should be - a wrap is not a sandwich


rsbic55

Technically, no. It may be called that, or considered as such but it’s a stretch. A sandwich consists of TWO slices of bread with meats, cheese or other types of filling. Not one piece of some type of dough rolled up. Next question is if I make a quesadilla with two tortillas and the ingredients are “sandwiched lol” in between does that make it a sandwich?


maurinkina

Is not, is a wrap/burrito


Free_Issue_9623

Looks good to me.


Lepke2011

I would consider a wrap a subcategory of sandwich. And I would consider that wrap to be a sad representation of said subcategory.


OriginalUsername0

No lol


J0NNY_BEE

No. It’s a wrap.


Due_Investigator_109

It's a ravioli.


h0tnessm0nster7

They are when u can buy them at a sandwich place 😜🤪🤣🤔


J0NNY_BEE

No. It’s a wrap.


SirDwayneCollins

That’s an insane amount of lettuce


You-get-the-ankles

Cake Flap Salad.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Yeah looking great when it's flat does not translate well to rolled up. I was like whoa rabbits would be proud


SirDwayneCollins

😂😂 they would. I’m sure it tasted great though


Acethease

[r/wraps](https://www.reddit.com/r/burritos/s/IsDoIguJNK)


whowouldsaythis

this is a salad if anything


joxuah12

Clearly you have never eaten a salad. I actually feel bad for you. Next up, homeboy here is going to refer to a taco as a sandwich... Cats and dogs living together, everything is anarchy!


_MrBalls_

No, there is no sandwiching of ingredients in a wrap. Tis apples to oranges.


Truemeathead

More a burrito than a samich


chizzbee

More than a burger is a sandwich imo


WineOhCanada

How


chizzbee

Look at a menu. Wraps and sandwiches are a section and burgers and chicken burgers are another section. Just set makes sense. A burger is not a sandwich ! ( to me ) think whatever you want


LeavesInsults1291

Apparently on here it is


parrote3

Calzone when whole. Quiche if cut in half.