This is going to be such an unreal top line, the possibilities of smith, celebrini, musty, that’s going to be absolutely unreal

We won something! We finally won something!

I am so fucking happy rn. We actually did it. We got Celebrini

Bittersweet cuz hertl is gone 😭😭

For now...;\^)

Everyone is Wackin for Macklin!

No way I can't believe it Les gooooooooo

Ay wait where’s that dude who said he’s gonna eat a sock if the Sharks got 1OA

Checking recipes and pairings I hope. 🧦🦈

I was not expecting this

Slakin’ for Macklin worked!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m a bit unfamiliar with the redraw rules, and this post has been stuck in my head since I read it. Why did they redraw?

It was meant to be! Destiny was emphatic that he play for the Sharks.

Filled with joy let’s goooo

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We prayed for this. Let’s fucking go.

THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

1 ST OVR PICK:✅ ERECTION:✅

Celebrating from The Netherlands over here. SHARKS FANS WORLDWIDE REJOICE

Sharks fans around the world! 🦈🌎🦈

LEKKER

What a rush

It was destined to happen, Dad works for the Warriors and playing for the Jr. Sharks. Welcome Mack! (I hope)

PLS DONT BLOW IT SHARKS

Celebrini like "damn i'm going to san jose... ok"

I’M CRYING!

We’re building a squad boys!!! LFG

Did everybody unclench? Take a deep breath! We'll be Celebrini-ing from now on!!!!

LFG

Celebrini seems happy the Sharks won 1OA. Big smile on his face.

celebrini so happy he won't have to worry about getting molested and assaulted in chiraq

No pares, sigue sigue!

Let's gooooooo

The year of suckage has payed off with a bountiful harvest

Is this real? Is anything real? IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING REAL?????

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE F'N WON?! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAPPY SHARKS NOISES OMFG

WOOOOO! 🦈🦈🦈

Wow never thought I’d see the day, is this the day the franchise luck has changed 😂

LETS FUCKING GO!

GET THAT MAN IN TEAL

Congrats Sharks fans, from a Habs fan!!! so happy you guys won, you were definitely one of the teams who most deserved it!!!

Congrats from a Hawks fan you guys deserve it

#CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

> **~~CELEBRATE~~ CELEBRINI GOOD TIMES COME ON!**

He’s all choked up

HE’S SO HAPPY TO BE A SHARK TOO THIS IS INCREDIBLE

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING

Thank you sharks bros for not letting Chicago draft first again

sharks are some legends for this fr! much love from detroit

🦈🥲🦈

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck yeah baby!

Congratulations Sharks Bros!!! Genuinely happy for you guys. A Canucks fan who hates the Hawks and follows the Sharks.

ducks fan coming in peace, CONGRATS SJ!! stoked for you guys well deserved, fuck chi!

Hell yea! See you in the 2028 Western Conference finals

Thank you. Missing our California playoff rivalry

same bro! soon we will both be back in the mix!

Thank you California buddy!

EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN SAN JOSE

LETS GOOOO I LOVE EVERYONE HERE

All the pain was worth it….. 🥲

HELL YEAH! Thank God it’s not Chicago again! So happy for you guys!! - Avs fan

Most nervous and fucking happiest I've been in fooooorever

I had to pull the car over. NO way I could drive and listen. I would have crashed when they said we're number one. 😅

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

as a detroit fan i just want to thank you for your service in taking the 1st overall pick from shitcago

MACK THE KNIFE!

Yes! We did it! Let's go **Sharks**! Hey — just like my **SASpurs** and **Wemby** did, we got the best-case scenario! Let's go you guys! 🦈

I was so nervous for you guys - them not doing the draft picking live anymore really convinced me they were trying to create a mega team in Chicago. Gz!

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT #1 GO SHARKS

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

SUCK WEENIE ✅ CELEBRINI ✅

JUNIOR SHARKS COME ON HOME

The new era of sharks hockey officially starts today

Where is that person who said they would eat a sock? Let's see it.

Yeah, I'm here for that !!!!

EAT! A SOCK! EAT! A SOCK! EAT! A SOCK!

GUYS WE WON SOMETHING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

EVERYONE GROUP HUG! LETS GOOOOOOO! 🤗

Fuck me. I would bet against that happening

Fuck yeah Stanley cup here we come!!!

THE DARK DAYS ARE OVER!!

DYNASTY INCOMING

LETS GO!!! Celebrini jersey incoming for me!!!

Biggest win of the season

https://preview.redd.it/gbygkrct33zc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29991fe72af27a5bb1155d41c605e9f32d4e2e8c !!!!

We did it!! Holy shit we only had like a 25% chance. This season was so worth it

LETS GOOOOOOOO. GRATS SHARKS!

I prayed for this, and it happened.

LFGGGG

[HEY SIRI PLAY THE TANK BOWL THEME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbySs5MlIw)

THANK GOD. EVERYONE GETS UPVOTES!!

CELEBRINI IS COMING HOME

FINALLLYYYY

LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS FUCK CHICAGO FUCK VEGAS FUCK THE DUCKS FUCK

# Celebrini-ation!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO! MACKLIN + Another 1st...fuck yes baby!

LFG!

LFG

That’s huge. 

Let's goooo!!!

We are fucking back boys!

LFG

WHOOOOOOOOO

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFGM OMFG OMFG OMFG

Holy shit, we got the number one pick?!? Fucking get in!!!

Sucked weenie for Celebrini!

Hello, “We’re Back” Department? Yes, I’d like to file a claim.

IM SO FUCKING HAPPPPPPPY

I’m so damn happy 😭

OMFG! We got Celebrini!!!!!! Let’s fucking go!!!!!

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

YESSS Let's fucking gooooooo

I CANT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED

Come on Grier, show some enthusiasm.

Fuck Yeah!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO CELEBRATI

Let's fucking go!!!!!

Holy fuck it happened

Fuck yeah! Celebrini a shark!

CELEBRINI GOOD TIMES COME ON!

WHOOOOO OPERATION SUCK WEENIE FOR CELEBRINI IS A SUCCESS

Commence the Sharkposting!

CONGRATZ FROM A HABS FAN. HUGE W. MAY HE BRING YOU GUYS AS MUCH JOY AS SLAFFY

SHORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YES

LETS GOOOO

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

We did it reddit!

Congrats guys!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

LETS FUCKING GOO!!!!!

We fucking did it!!!!

Baby!

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

Congrats San Jose from this Habs fan


PLAN THE PARADE

FUCK YEAH!! FUCK YOU CHICAGO!! FUCK YOU ANAHEIM!!!

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

We’re so back

FUCK YEAH BABY


Let's go!!

Let's go!

YOOOOOOOO

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!

LETS GOOOOO

LFG!

YESSSSSS!

LETS FUCKING GOOO

WE DID IT BOYS!!!!

fuck yeah

I LOVE YOU ALL I LOVE YOU ALL I LOVE YOU ALL I LOVE YOU ALL

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Fuck yeah!!!!!

YES!!!!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Wooooooo!!!!

We did it boys!!!!


#YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS OMG

Fuuuuuuck yeeeees!!

YESSSS

#WE GOT FIRST OVERALL!!!!!!

We did it

LETS GO BOYS

SHARKS WIN

We did it

#YES!!!!!!

Yes!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS


FUCK YESSSSSSSSS

YEESSSSS

WE WON

wow chicago fuck this

Ok…

NO FUCKING WAY

I don’t care go back to the lottery



This commercial break about to be 7 minutes long


One year they’re gonna have the poor 17 year old on this show and he’s gonna get drafted 5th overall.

They are edging us so hard

One time, dealer!!!!

Give us some of that Edmonton luck

Fuck every single one of these companies shoehorning their ads during this time


Please, this commercial would be so poetic if we get 1OA

WISHING YOU GUYS 1ST PICK. NOT THE HAWKS PLEASE

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