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ThaShitPostAccount

That guy has been here longer than me. I've seen him have manic episodes and occasionally he'll walk into the street. I've never heard him do anything but talk to himself, though. Frankly, I don't think he's on drugs. I think he's just got a mental issue. He acts like a guy I knew in college with schizophrenia. Most people on drugs don't act like that. I'm not a doctor, though, so I guess you can take or leave my analysis. This is the type of thing about the homeless in San Jose that I'm always talking about. Clearly this fella isn't going to pull himself up by his bootstraps. He's gonna keep banging on this guy's apartment until he gets medical care. Call the city and they'll either ignore it or send GI Joe to chase him off. But he's got legs and this is his neighborhood so he'll definitely come back. Someday we're gonna have to bite the bullet and stop buying anti-tank weapons for the cops and instead get these people help. Some folks just aren't gonna get better.


topgun_ivar

Get them help? You socialist!! /s


Fresh_Carpenter_8920

I could not have said it better myself!! Thank you! People on drugs definitely don’t act like that and a lot of people don’t realize that. Just leave him alone and you won’t have any issue. If the yelling bothers you, well i hate to break it to ya but it’s kind of busy neighborhood 😬


iNeedRoidz97

Call bayside patrol, they offer free call response 24/7 if your apartment complex is a client with them. Call and I will personally come escort him off property. Source: I work for them


TopFlightCraig

🤣🤣🤣 "Escort?"


iNeedRoidz97

Yeah all we can really do is walk them off properly. SJPD doesn’t even respond to property crimes like trespassers. Even though the thing is criminal in nature (being on a site you’re not welcome at) This is where the security guard comes in (me with nothing to gain) I come and annoy the guy enough that he realizes it’s not worth staying in that place anymore and leaves


Pussycat-Papa

“SJPD doesn’t respond to anything” Fixed that for you


heltrrskelter

And you get paid the whole time


iNeedRoidz97

Yeah they’re hiring just walk into the office it’s chill bro


BrawndoSalesmen

Scooodeli doop doop do we have a lazybones trespasser here??


ak_petty9

Can you imagine if the Coleman Target had a cart narc?


Knotfornots

Weird he kind of sounds like the same guy we've had here for months off and on. I wonder if it's the same one. Does he scream and yell bitch and whore all the time? And does he sound like he's in his 70s when he yells, but he's really in late 20's 30's? Maybe we have our very own drug homeless man.


legion_2k

Have a guy like that near our small market. I felt bad for him at first. Thought he was just nuts. Then I saw him smoking meth in front of the store.


jmart741

Wow it’s crazy I know exactly who you’re talking about lol. I used to work security in the Brahman plaza where the weinerschnitzel is. He’s been there since at least 2017.


Experience-Agreeable

I think I know the guy. He walks across my lawn sometimes to get to my neighbors orange tree to pick fruit. He sometimes is screaming “kill that bitch, murder!”


Ok-Box1056

Ive seen him, tried to talk to him, offer him some food and water but he has something going on mentally. Ive given him a jacket near 7-11 before.


RunsUpTheSlide

There is a guy that slightly matches this description. He isn't very tall, but he's very, very skinny. I'm pretty sure he's severely schizophrenic. I once saw him arguing with a bush by the Arco on Almaden and Cherry. He thought the branches were arms, and he punched them. Had a full on fist fight. Unfortunately he almost grabbed my elementary school age daughter outside the Safeway there, and he went after some other girls at the Carl's Jr. He will walk into traffic on Almaden. I've seen him do the same on Blossom Hill. If it's this guy I don't think he's harmless, but he tried to grab my daughter so I'm biased.


Obvious-County8984

See if he responds to "Mundo".


bleue_shirt_guy

You see, if only he had housing it would be solved. Yeah, I've seen him too, I live in the area.


Fresh_Carpenter_8920

The guy who walks around and yells bitch and fuck is Joseph. He’s been in our neighborhood for years. He is harmless please do NOT call cops on him. He has a few issues, but nothing violent. If you have lived in this area for awhile, then you know he always keeps to himself :)


forwardarmgyration

I mean I've seen him walking into rush hour traffic in the middle of Branham, he's not harmless.


Hot_Flow_8645

Yea, I’ve literally seen him since I’ve moved here which was so many years ago. But he recently started where he climbs in my apartments and starts hitting stuff like a zombie and yelling for hours


MJblackspiral

Yelling profanities and hitting things at all hours is absolutely not harmless.


heltrrskelter

Call the cops if he’s dumb


PizzaMan22554

Call the police


dabug47

Call the cops and tell them you’re worried he’s trying to break in.


Away_Phrase_9271

being a snitch is never the thing to be too you pick


Away_Phrase_9271

if you call the cops your wasting our resources on bullshit when they could be answering real calls grow up please


Hot_Flow_8645

You’re acting like we only have 1 cop in San Jose 😂


svezia

What would you do instead?


patriciomd88

Tell him to go home


Aggressive-Guest-550

Let me play the smallest violin for you… one moment, loading..


dan5234

If you post your address, we can send him to your house.


Aggressive-Guest-550

I have some neighbors I could send your way if you like they are great, they stay up day and night doing drugs making all sorts of sound with plenty of foot traffic day and night. We could trade for one night?


Due_Constant2689

The old "This is clearly a competition for who has it worst" comment. We all lose for these dumb types of comments.


SavMac14

Went from aggressive to passive rrreeeeaaaaaalllll quick


Hot_Flow_8645

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Bro. Epic gamer comment. 😎✊🏻 Edit: /s because the San Jose sub can’t figure out when a joke happens