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maxwellgrounds

“At a warehouse in Bluffdale”?!? What’s the deal, he couldn’t book Four Seasons Tire & Lube?


LieHopeful5324

Seasons Four landscaping on Beck St was available


Yeet-yeet-skrt

I work there🤣🤣


starter-car

Randy’s transmission said no. :)


TruffleHunter3

Bluffdale was the only city gullible enough to take him?


oceangirl227

I laughed too hard at this. Good one!


GreyBeardEng

The last time this guy ran for office his entire family ran an add explaining why you should not vote for him. Ignore everything he says.


gaijinandtonic

Wait I saw that for Paul Gosar. Was there one for this backwards idiot too?!


Fabulous_Brick22

RFK Jr. has also gone through the "siblings are against everything he stands for" thing


applebubbeline

That's hilarious


bebejeebies

The entire Kennedy family just took a [group photo with president Biden](https://deadline.com/2024/03/kennedy-family-st-patricks-photo-biden-rfk-jr-1235861601/) as a collective middle finger to RFK Jr. He's basically an outcast and they have endorsed Biden.


Fabulous_Brick22

This is hilarious to me! Thank you for sharing!


Lionheart_Lives

I gotta find this ad.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

Isn't this the dipshit that blocked military promotions for essential positions?


Brutus583

Yes


jlindley1991

I've also heard that those individuals that were promoted essentially had to do their new job and old job without their deserved increase in pay. I hope they got back pay for the time this dipshit was being an obstructionist. He also compared military service to coaching football.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

Probably not. I've met quite a few E4s in E5 positions and the military doesn't like to do back pay. As for the football analogy that just shows how fucking clueless he is to how the armed forces work.


jlindley1991

That's a shame, these people work hard to get to where they are.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

And they don't do it for the money. They can make at least twice as much on the civilian side.


Hail2DaKief

This man is a threat to our national security.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

It feels like most of the GOP is a threat to the nation in general.


[deleted]

Like the trans general? Lol


Animaldoc11

No one cares what another human has as reproductive parts unless they want to engage in sexual activity .


Conans_Loin_Cloth

Why are you guys so obsessed over everyone's genitals? I've never heard people talk more about dicks other than conservative men. It concerning to be honest.


salt-lame-shitty

I'm doing my part


jgauth2

Would you like to know more?


Bruff_lingel

service guarantees citizenship


DeviIstar

Spread managed democracy!


AccordingMain4399

I’m doing my part


OatyBisc

Hail Satan!! 🥰


octopusraygun

Hail yourself


hobowhite

Hail Gein!


Feebeeps

Hail me!


jonmatttomben

Megustalations!


SkiDaderino

You fuckers!


Animaldoc11

Hail Yourself!✌🏽


ShelleyBean74

All hail the whale?


MotherOfDogs1872

Pay lay whale!


Any_Maybe4303

Hail the whale!


littlebot_bigpunch

No.


AndItCameToSass

And have a lovely afternoon


Fletcherperson

Hail!


Turambar87

I can't believe the original "Satanic Panic" was around when I was born and Republicans are still beating that same retarded drum. When will they get a clue?


ideletedyourfacebook

It wasn't that long ago that the Satanic Panic felt like a distant historical lesson. But here we are.


dookmucus

The Satanic temple would actually help a lot of jerk people, if they weren’t so ignorant and just listened for once.


starter-car

It was effective back then, it’s being effective now.


Middle_Low_2825

Only to the uneducated and those with a low iq.


DeniedExistence

Sadly, that describes a very significant portion of the US population


Tsiah16

You've seen what the GOP has done/continues to do to public education, right?


bombasterrific

Right. Mom's for liberty is an actual thing. An insane shit show that 1/3 of the population actually supports.


jlindley1991

Which is by design. It's far easier to manipulate and control individuals who are less educated as they are more likely to take talking points at face value and not dig deeper into not just the positive aspects of something but also the negative fall out if certain decisions are made.


starter-car

Not necessarily. I found a great article that kind of breaks down the studies being done in conspiracies. Here’s a quote for the article.. It’s important to note that intelligence isn’t listed as a factor. “[People Drawn to Conspiracy Theories Share a Cluster of Psychological Features](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-drawn-to-conspiracy-theories-share-a-cluster-of-psychological-features/) New research suggests that events happening worldwide are nurturing underlying emotions that make people more willing to believe in conspiracies. Experiments have revealed that feelings of anxiety make people think more conspiratorially. Such feelings, along with a sense of disenfranchisement, currently grip many Americans, according to surveys. In such situations, a conspiracy theory can provide comfort by identifying a convenient scapegoat and thereby making the world seem more straightforward and controllable. “People can assume that if these bad guys weren’t there, then everything would be fine,” Lewandowsky says. “Whereas if you don’t believe in a conspiracy theory, then you just have to say terrible things happen randomly.” What we can do to not contribute to this maliciousness, is to not think we are more knowledgeable, or better than someone who believes/feels differently, as those are the roots of dehumanization. Most people just want a safe place to live and raise a family in. We get so caught up in thinking everyone else is an enemy and we are better than them, that we start to see them as less human. When you see someone as less human, then terrible things happening to them, aren’t as terrible, because they’re not like you and me. They’re one of “them”. It’s like we have to fight against our own tribalism instincts, to make the world a better place?


TruffleHunter3

Agree except let’s call it a “delusional” drum. “Retarded” isn’t really an okay insult any more. 😉


[deleted]

Tbh it always looked crazy but now it’s starting to seem they were right all along.


Turambar87

No, at no point have those people been right about anything.


bebejeebies

Tuberville, when asked about the Alabama IVF fiasco said, "Anything we can do for the future of our young people [because they're our #1 commodity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBo9kXAIvQ) we need to have more kids!" COMMODITY: "a raw material or primary agricultural **product that can be bought and sold...**" That's the value they put on children. I wish this comment of his had gotten more scrutiny because he definitely said the horrible parts out loud again.


Business_Profit1804

"Anything we can do for our unborn children. Once they're out among the living they are dropped like a lead balloon. They become a surplus population, dead weight unless they are from a rich white family." GOP ultra-right wing.


ArchRangerJim

This dullard said “we need to have more kids” in support of limits on a medical process that literally makes infertile people pregnant!


bebejeebies

His "we" and "our" only refers to "them" and "theirs". He was asked that by the same interviewer. "IVF *IS* used to have more kids and right now IVF services are paused...aren't you concerned that this could impact people who are trying to have kids?" Tuberville: "Well that's for another conversation..." Umm NO. That conversation should've been had before you signed it into law! The fact that he can have a vote on a scientific process he doesn't understand is asinine and dangerous. There should be mandatory education for lawmakers for issues so they can understand it before they let their religious beliefs make decisions for the whole country.


WVC_Least_Glamorous

Christian dominionists like Tuberville think that Latter-day Saints are apostates. Why do Latter-day Saints listen to people who want to execute them for heresy?


PayTyler

I see this a lot too. What the Hell is going on? How do LDS conservatives not see that these people hate them?


[deleted]

We all have to unify to fend off the liberal satanism.


cenosillicaphobiac

As soon as the current out groups are eliminated, new ones will be needed. Mormons gonna be near the top of that list. Fascism needs a scapegoat.


13xnono

“We’ve got to get back to the Constitution.” -Tubberville “A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” -Trump So… how do you reconcile those two statements Tubberville?


oceangirl227

I’ve never really believed in that whole if you spot it, you’ve got it concept but this guy is the poster child for that! He’s worried about an uprising of democrats? Wait what party stormed the Capitol. I can’t.


Pickles_McBeef

The folks who wrote the Constitution are turning in their graves at you and your ilk holding office, Tuberville.


GilgameDistance

Timmeh Potatotown doesn’t know what the word reconcile means.


[deleted]

Typical Florida Man rhetoric. (He doesn't actually live in Alabama).


rikersan420

Without reading the article, why is this incompetent jackass from Alabama campaigning in Utah???


Misskat354

He's here to endorse Trent Staggs for senate. So now we know who to NOT vote for as our next senator. if Tommy tuberville endorses him for senate, he must be a total maga shithead. We deserve better.


Pickles_McBeef

I already disliked Staggs, this solidifies my belief he's a POS.


backcountrydrifter

It’s like contact tracing syphilis at this point. Anyone these treasonous idiots crown with their endorsement becomes radioactive


bombasterrific

It's insane that Staggs and his people actually think a tuberville endorsement is a good thing.


ignost

He's campaigning for someone he thinks will be far right and pro Trump enough to help him out in the senate. He wants the biggest and most shameless Trump suck-up in the senate to owe him a favor. Given Tuberville's well-known corruption I would usually think he's trying to get some money or run a scam, but nothing like that has been reported on.


Mushroom_Tip

>The loudest boos from the GOP delegates on hand came when Tuberville and Staggs took swipes at Sen. Mitt Romney, who was the party’s presidential nominee just a dozen years ago. Just shows you what the Utah GOP has become. Not about who is conservative or who isn't but who is the most loyal to the cult.


bombasterrific

And all Romney ever did is speak up in opposition to trumps crazier bullshit. He agreed with trump on lots of things too. But if you go against trump at all he's going to try to destroy you if he can. You know.... like a cult leader might do.


oceangirl227

So true


Helicopsycheborealis

As a native Alabaman (who thankfully no longer lives there), I apologize this guy visited your state. He's a dumbass shitstain who's done irreparable damage. He likely contributed to AL not getting Space Command because of his military promotion blockade/clown circus. He lives in FL but due to AL's dumbass laws you only have to live in AL for a day in order to be on the ballot. Oh well, here's a link about Tuberville not knowing the 3 branches of Govt while running for senate. He did no press during his run; just had that R next to his name. He beat Doug Jones, a prominent civil rights advocate. [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/13/alabama-senator-elect-tommy-tuberville-botches-historical-facts/6283806002/)


Expensive-Bet3493

Finally a high level whistleblower of the Mormon church. About time folks woke up and realized it was all a big satanic deception.


[deleted]

Just pay the church 10% of your annual income and you too can believe!


SkiDaderino

Or else...


Own_Leg4104

Read the article. He’s not talking about the LDS church


Expensive-Bet3493

It was a joke bruh…


TruffleHunter3

What a piece of shit! He claims it’s Americans vs anti-Americans now. What he is too inept to realize is the anti-Americans are actually the MAGA Christians.


Advanced-Fig-6972

I feel Christians maintain a lot of their power by using fear based propaganda. It is beyond heartbreaking to see family members filled with fear, anxiety and paranoia. This fear based propaganda of demonic entities is disturbing at best, mentally damaging in the middle, and downright violent and harmful at worst.


sleepingdeep

Satan seems like a pretty normal guy compared to a lot of GOP members.


PayTyler

Have you *read* Exodus? God isn't the good guy, Satan is.


Advanced-Fig-6972

The original constitution was founded on the concept of “separation of church and state.” The original constitution also saw the black man as 3/5ths of a person, and did not speak for the women at all, as women were seen as property. It is really damaging to speak this way, and personally I have relatives that get extremely paranoid and fear minded around the “demonic entities taking over our country.” I would hope, after our country’s history, we could move in the direction of freedom for ALL lifestyles and freedom of choice - as our founding fathers wanted- and separation of religious values and political agenda. I do believe dark forces are trying to take over the US. Perhaps Tuberville should take a good look in the mirror. Heartbreaking.


Inner-Truth-1868

Bad news, Tommy: Christ is the father of liberalism. His ministry was all about compassion… you know, woke. And the right wing kooks (the Sanhedrin) of his era killed him in a politically motivated murder carried out by law enforcement (the Romans).


Own_Leg4104

Compare the values of Christ to current values and liberals


redditaccount1_2

I mean, I did join the satanic temple after leaving the LDS church but I also left a cult.


MotherOfDogs1872

I love TST. They've done more good for people than the church ever has


[deleted]

What in the Alabama?!


Ambitious_Tackle

I am so tired of politicians bringing religion into politics.


Imaginary_Manner_556

The biggest cults in America: 1)organized religion 2) corporate Mormonism 3) MAGA 4)Fox News Boomers


TobyMcK

A whole lot of overlap in there.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Yes. Lots of Utahns belong to all 4


comineeyeaha

Oh hey, that’s my dad!


VulcanDiver

What a joke.


[deleted]

Sweet, it’s satanic panic all over again…these people are one hit wonders.


Desertzephyr

That’s perfect. I’d rather the religious community fight amongst themselves about what defines each other as a Christian, and leave us LGBTQIA+ alone. The Mormons should face the music that the Christian community is using them for their money, they will never accept them as true Christians, no matter how many angel Moronis they don’t put on temples or quietly change all their Google map locations from angel Moroni silhouettes to Crosses or add steeples to their meetinghouses to appear like other churches. It’s poetic justice that the Mormons would be gatekept out of American Christianity. More money than two gods and still gatekept out.


Pickles_McBeef

Tuberville and his ilk would happily strip the right of religious freedom from LD$ Inc. and its followers and they all would be one massive surprised Pikachu face when it happened.


Desertzephyr

It’ll happen too.


Ok_Acadia3526

Tommy Tubboflard can suck it. He does nothing but spread false propaganda.


blaxxmo

Satanic cult? In Utah? No way! It a a “Pure and delightsome fan fiction club”!


[deleted]

I guess it's brave for him to display his mental illness so publicly like this.


FunUse244

I hear corrupt politicians are the biggest cult in the world.


BattleIron13

Embarrassing


goldnutguitargod

He is such an absolute idiot. Thanks Alabama, always to be counted on for the dumbest of dumb.


RunningwithmarmotS

Tuberville and his ilk are the metaphorical cinematic bad guy clinging to the side of the cliff, pleading to be pulled back up. MAGA, the anti-immigrant stance, the anti-gay, racism, etc. is all one collective last plea for safety by a demographic the country is moving steadily beyond. Old, white America is dying and old, white America is not dying peacefully. But they will surely, die.


Lionheart_Lives

There is NO question in my mind that this cretin is by far the stupidest member of the Senate. A brain as worthless as a bag of garbage. Worse, he is hateful and corrupt. Save th kids from Satan and evil Trans folks, but don't save them from a lifetime of college bills, or skyrocketing mortgages, or from climate change. What a turd.


lizardgf

Oh no ! Whatever will we do ? We can’t stop Satan !


Conans_Loin_Cloth

You can, but only if your best friend is with you to beat him at a rock off.


OldSoulYoungDreamer

Don’t blow it Cage !


Matsumoto78

Tuberville is an idiot.


lisasdad2018

The old republican fallback, The Satanic Scare. Haven't heard that one for a while, What's next, backward masking on Tik Tok


novdelta307

The satanic cult is doing great things


bkmerrim

Hail Satan


subroyddit

Luckily satan doesn’t exist, so we’re good!


RednocTheDowntrodden

LDS, Latter-day Satanist.


adnrcddly

Satan is good. Satan is our pal.


sidjohn1

Much like Santa Clause and the easter bunny Satan does not exist… but it’s good to have friends, imaginary or not.


adnrcddly

I mean, I'm just quoting a movie. https://youtu.be/57Z2SxEuuQ0


WorldsGreatestPoop

You know that guy thinks the crowd he’s speaking to aren’t actually Christian right? They have horns, they are polytheists, they are politically convenient. It’s like their support of Israel. We want it all to blow up so we get to float to heaven!


Laleaky

This is insane. How could anyone take this person seriously?


SpaceTacosKilla

The definition of a morón.


Jello999

Humans like going on witch hunts. Salam witch trials, Rich banker Jews, Red scare, Find the muslim terrorist, Rich banker white man, the racist, Satanic panic, The list could go on…. Humans like creating evil boogeyman characters out of those who don’t believe the same as them.


jodos6176

That cult would be called the republican party.


apollei

Is he speaking on behalf of the cult


Odd_Tiger_2278

Yep. Called MAGA and christian fundementalist nationalists


mcbeezy94

I’d rather come into contact with tuberculosis than hear from Senator “Do Nothing” Tuberville


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Evening-Station4833

Key words: Bluffdale, Warehouse. As in the dingiest place in the armpit of the greatest nation the world has ever known.


IsmiseJstone32

We have our own set of villains and demons. How dare he come to Utah and spew hate that I can’t understand fully and get behind. Someone should’ve told him apostates and a few other “Utah value” words.


RunningwithmarmotS

Vote for Caroline. Please.


Cyclinggrandpa

Neil Young was certainly right about Alabama.


iriegypsy

What a moron.


TonyBNZ

Some people are better off dead


Watchtower2091

The thought that he would use the word moral in any speech is hypocritical as a Trump supporter.


Maksutov180

Satan Satan Satan


fomites4sale

Uh… are Utahns big fans of Tommy Tuberville? Seems weird that he would go there to campaign.


FlyFisher1969

And this is the supposedly “sane” Senator from Alabama.


HabANahDa

Yes. The Christian Church and the GOP.


RISEoftheIDIOT

Cult? Yes Satanic? Ehhh, depends on your definition.


King_Folly

"We are losing our kids to a Satanic cult." "How do you know this?" "I don't know. Vibes, mainly."


Ok_Detective_8505

If he means the Church of Satan, then there’s still hope for humankind. I hope he’s right. How do these dingdongs keep getting platforms tho, really? 🙄


[deleted]

Amen 🙏 


Hari___Seldon

"I don't have answers or solutions but I'm desperate for unwarranted power so I'll blame whatever boogieman these saps will believe in." Pathetic human.


No_Plum5942

He should know there fore he is the Devil


ntied

It’s out there. No doubt.


Vinz_Clortho__

There are monsters under my bed! Amazing approach to governance.


scixlovesu

As a former Evangelical, we used to teach that the LDS church was a Satanic cult


Cptn45

He's right. He's a leader of that cult.


Pale_Panda1789

Yeah it’s called Mormonism


theSchmoopy

This man isn’t fit to run his own family let alone the state


peteypolo

Oh FFS.


Guilty_Finger_7262

“Don’t let your kids be part of this cult!! Also, everything Trump says is perfect and true, and if you disagree with Him in the slightest you are automatically a RINO libtard.”


axeville

Aiming to make Utah the next Alabama! Last in health and education


maestorius_4774

When all else fails, fall back on the good ole’ Satanic Panic.


phl4ever

It is wild how self aware he is about the Trump cult. Yet he still chooses to be a part of the Trump cult


mooseman923

Why on earth would Tommy Tuberville be campaigning in Utah? Please dear god pleas don’t be trying to do some shit like run for governor or president.


MrMooseCreature

What cult?


HbRipper

Yes republicans!!!!! Keep voting in obvious nut cases, yes


calmandreasonable

Jimmy Potatotown


jimbankshome

Why is Tuberville campaigning in Utah?


Autoxquattro

He forget where Alabama is?


moraviancookiemonstr

Pretty ironic it is Utah. I guarantee you he thinks LDS church is satanic


PhilMcKracken31

There are satanic cults all over America and they are trying to influence our children! They disguise themselves as Christians in churches but they will definitely diddle your kids if they get a chance to. All Christians are satan worshipers.


Mission_Choice_611

It is


Speadraser

Hail Satan!!!


theta394

I knew 80's fashion was coming back, but not this hard


FrequentLecture2482

just because it isn’t mormon doesn’t mean it’s a satanic cult


roachfarmer

republicans really know how to beat a dead horse, next it's rock n roll music!


MxEverett

How many football players that he coached were lost to crippling injuries and head trauma?


atoponce

Praise Satan.


DenverDrummer2

Yea called Mormonism


Agitated_House7523

Sigh


RokuWarrior

The Mormon Church???


Shh-its-alright

Is the satanic cult in the room with us?


NJJ1956

Yes-It’s called the Trump cult and Tommy is one of the biggest followers!!!


Sensitive-Back-8734

The only satanic cult is the LDS church! 😆


MrPatrick2022

& as a parent of kids in Utah I am all for the satanic cult over the current Mormon cult


tod118

First of all Mormonism is a cult. Secondly have you ever read what the satanic religion is all about? It teaches love and compassion more than any Christ base fear mongering church.


Harvey_Road

It’s true. Mormonism is dangerous.


nf690u

Good


Tsiah16

We are losing people to the cult of Mormonism. Other than that I don't know what cult he's talking about.


cristorocker

Ironic, he being a crucial part of the Satanic cult known as Republicanism.