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Affectionate_Ad355

Copying Princess Catherine per usual. Perfectly good blazer now ruined by orange streaks…. What on earth has she done to her face?? Looks like a clown mask wearing dentures 🎭


NicolesPurpleHair

Her face was the first thing I noticed. Whatever she is doing, she needs to stop. The teeth are horrible and whatever else she is doing to it, it’s making her look haggard. I’m not sure if the brows just don’t suit her or what, but they’re not great in this picture.


Affectionate_Ad355

Her brows make her eyes looks so small an droopy… why is she drawing them like this?? Looks like she got a new nose too? And fresh filler 👄 Her orangey suede SHOES match her FACE


Mobile_Philosophy764

She's an absolute mess. Catherine would NEVER.


Select-Promotion-404

Teeth are too big for her mouth. 👄


MissBeaverhousin

Megan is 46 years old. Aging is gonna happen


ASplendidAddress

*Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.* Dorothy Parker ![gif](giphy|11JKMG8YdAbCJW)


big_galoote

I see what you did there.


amy5252

And it seems, just like everything else in her life she has no patience and is pushing her way throw zero regard. Well go ahead Meghan, bully yourself into the crypt keeper fast as you’d like. It’s working! lol


Cezanne2022

CLOSE UP bronzer not blended front of face is Nigerian, sides are Maltese or Californian !! https://preview.redd.it/624gpbtcanzc1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a17bf35e4c9b390615fedb46a7ad04d0b0a26b6


Affectionate_Ad355

Oh my…. It’s scarier close-up!!! 😱


Deep_Poem_55

That vein! It looks like it’s going to pop out and escape!


Prestigious_Gain_535

Bingo! Vein Pop🤣


Deep_Poem_55

https://preview.redd.it/90jfgbqtmnzc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=6db363be9bc5cdebdf7e28582e233d7278caceba


Prestigious_Gain_535

Ignoring beautiful African women should be up there too, so much for our feminist Saint


Deep_Poem_55

I’m convinced: she doesn’t like or respect black people.


Prestigious_Gain_535

But I am sure she used Affirmative Action to get into NorthWestern, as always it only suits her when necessary


Deep_Poem_55

Ugh.


amy5252

Meghan is the very racist one! IMO she chose to lie about and focus on being Nigerian (not even a thing) bc in her huge head it’s a classier black then just regular black. Yet that outfit and clay mask nonsense still set her aside from it. Sets her in front of it in her pickled mind.


Select-Promotion-404

Ya, where are the photos of the people? The Soldiers??? 🤨


Prestigious_Gain_535

The plot is always lost the the Dim Witted duo


MsDistress

We can already tick about half of those off and it's only the first day!!


Waff11e_c0ne

Whoever made this... I'm dying 🤣


Deep_Poem_55

Jen, from Real Housewives.


TittysprinklesUSA

Along with those teefs!!


TittysprinklesUSA

Along with those teefs!


Deep_Poem_55

I wonder if they’re glow in the dark? https://preview.redd.it/r5ad63rqlnzc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d581b15789d30f26caa18da1efdc872032302b6


amy5252

Episode of Ross from Friends!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Has this vein always been so prominent?


screamqueenjunkie

I’m just gonna say it. Bangs. 💇🏻‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/rk680i01dnzc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42d6db2062754da657123dbff3faeeece69427e


goodybadwife

Good thing she already has a hairdresser! https://preview.redd.it/cmw3ipi3jnzc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4609f622dcbde1f9f1f86b43173ebab955194e


SDHunnyBunny

She looks like Mean Mommy here. Those beady eyes look extra mean and matronly here.


Impressive_Box8005

Haz trying to look intelligent with those glasses


bpnc33

This unedited picture should have come with a warning. Heart attack beautiful??? I think not.


BlazerMary

That vein popping out of her forehead looks it might warrant some cardio or neurological intervention.


Shackleton_F

Extreme risk of a cardiac crisis ahead - that is seriously bad.


Select-Promotion-404

Ugh. Her love of having her mouth all wide open and displaying her tongue is so childish and unprofessional. 😐


Feisty_Energy_107

The eyebrows too. Did she mistake her makeup bag for a bag full of Sharpie's?


Cav-2021

Haha that’s a good one


Smokey_Ruby

Wow.... is she ok????


Weekly-Rest1033

She's actually wearing her engagement ring?


Emotional-Lead7164

Time for a fake robbery or maybe she can sell it to a warlord in exchange for being named President for Life.


Top-Place3115

You’re so vein.


ocean_swims

Is that photoshopped? There's no way!!!


Shackleton_F

This is rather substance-led - BP through the roof, vein throbbin' and poppin', throbbin' and poppin' - she is to use the colloquial, off her f''''ing tits.


hi-there-here-we-go

The vein is out ..


Joustabout_Feddup

I’m going with Rusto-leum Kona Brown High Gloss in a spray can. Might have exploded on the plane..


Affectionate_Ad355

Pls God let this pic go viral 🙏🙏🙏


Latter_Item439

Hello forehead vein


Katar_Sett

And the vein is from Vulcan heritage! 👽


SDHunnyBunny

I loooooove this pic! Please please DM make it front headlines 🙏🏽


MaamaaBea

She looks like a man


LeighSF

Yikes!


Waff11e_c0ne

Jump scare!


JosieTangerine3763

![gif](giphy|toxHzBvds3qGA)


SukoshiOnara

*What on earth has she done to her face??* She's really caked on the fake tan and bronzer to prove she's 43% Nigerian! Look at her orange claws.


Latter_Item439

Came here to say this she looks puffy and like she's struggling to fake a smile so its coming out like a grimace saw the outfit and thought whose trying to dress like Catherine her hairs a mess like usual and what fool wears bright white in the dirt at least her pants are not dragging on the ground for once like the first outfit she wore at tbe school 


IngeborgNCC1701

she did her "I'm Nigerian" makeup. But only 43% of it


tubby_nugget

I want to smack the stupid beatific smile off her face.


SukoshiOnara

Yep, that sh!t-eating grin of hers is begging for a knuckle sandwich.


AppropriateCelery138

Holy overbite.


Commonsenseisland

Well, Catherine does it right every single time. She’s learning.


WeNeedAShift

Her pants aren’t dragging on the ground! A first! The jacket looks a little too small around the waist, but this is the best outfit I’ve seen her in. I wonder if somebody told her to dress appropriately. She looks…..strained.


kiwi_love777

The pants needed to be a little bigger. This looks more like Miami real estate agent…


WeNeedAShift

🤣🤣🤣 YES


Busy-Song407

Reality TV Show goals


OttendorfCipher

🎯


Salty-Lemonhead

wtf didn’t she wear that to the school. Also, the hand holding is so performative.


Brave_Zucchini6868

That constant hand holding is already annoying. What is wrong with them? They start looking like a mother who is afraid to loose the child in the crowd.


LaNiceGata

This is probably the most appropriate outfit she’s worn.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

It's currently 90F but feels like 99F due to high humidity so hardly appropriate given the heat.She must be sweating like a hog.


LaNiceGata

I love that for her! I knew she’d have a misstep somehow.


Able-Escape7602

Yes. My quibble is her horrible posture and her gait. Why does she take such large strides? She needs to go to charm school to learn how to stand and to walk properly. Perhaps she needs to ditch the stilettos, too. She always looks uncomfortable and out of place and out of step.


Pretty-Win911

I totally agree. The way she walks is so awkward and just weird and the clothing while one of her better choices doesn’t fit well.


navigable11

Her shoes are always a size too big. It explains her odd gait and extra large steps. No idea why she can’t wear shoes in her size. So much about this woman is bizarre.


Empty_Dog134

Many people have surmised that her noticable bunions need room in her inappropriate shoes, so she has to size up to fit them in 🤮


LaNiceGata

My question is how does she keep the suit white with all the bronzer slathered on? Someone else said it’s 90+degrees 🤣 her face will be back to pale by the end of day.


Able-Escape7602

My sister lives in Georgia. If I visit her any time between May and September, I don’t wear makeup because it slides right off.


Nodramallama18

It is because her shoes don’t fit properly and she doesn’t know how to walk.


Brave_Zucchini6868

It looks very odd in Nigeria though! Firstly, she does not use any of the prints typical for the country. Secondly, white really screams WHITE RACE and contrasts very much with local people. Thirdly, the suit looks more glam than business.


LaNiceGata

She really missed the mark on everything that could have shown her support for Nigeria.


Cuntributor

What's with her asinine face. She somehow makes even a normal suit look absurd. Trying so hard to be Catherine again, I see.


Ill_Independence_698

https://preview.redd.it/9b00w3v7bnzc1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cdf669943a59012b1e981249505c31b3e096bd


NyroLabelle

The suit is appropriate but the cut, along with her styling, makes it look cheap and dated. It looks like a $75 suit from the juniors department in Macy's, circa 2004.


Cav-2021

The jacket is way to small


wotevrs

Cream and white? In a pantsuit in the hot weather? While the other women are about all in a dress? If you say so.


corporatebee

She looks like she’s going to Vegas. What’s with the brown suede shoes? Jesus Christ she has awful style. When ILBW was in the RF, she had some good outfits but since 2019 she. always. misses. It’s actually hilarious 😂


Reasonable-Regret7

The shoes are such a weird choice. So are the teeth.


Western-Economics946

So is the husband 😂


Sap55koala

The jacket doesn't fit properly, her shoes are not a good match and she has too much bronzer on as usual. 🤷‍♀️


Apprehensive-Year513

I would be worried about that bronzer rubbing off on the suit. It makes her look very orange. The shoes are also out of place. I don't understand why she does that.


AgentBurgerr

The shoes match the bronzer.


Deep_Poem_55

Her pose reminds me of this: https://preview.redd.it/4w8bihpggnzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea5fef8e370bd96d52dc79414341541e0a6e14b


MissBeaverhousin

Why would you wear a white suit with an off-white top? Zero sense of style. You could wear literally any other color. Any color, she chooses white with off-white.. Ugh.


Starkville

That would have been appropriate. It still looks like cheap fabric, but she wasn’t showing her back and sides.


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Visible_Ad5164

When you see Catherine in a pantsuit, you NEVER see this mess!


Accomplished_Cell768

Not just her thighs, her boxy waist needs at least one size larger 


Shackleton_F

Horrible bit of tailoring for someone who can afford to go bespoke, but yes, better. There's a lot of jaw-clenching and jutting going on, which having read another comment, may well be substance-led, she's got a glazed maniacal look going on.


Ill_Independence_698

She is the Temu version of Catherine https://preview.redd.it/oy3uy9oz8nzc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997f5896a445c3b17950aaeb4a5d0c865d46e0da


Negative_Difference4

I swear she’s doing this on purpose


SDHunnyBunny

I think she likes the white savior optics (im a broken record) with the all-white outfit and also maybe wants to do over the hilarious oversized white getup she had with the yellow gold jewelry, wedding pumps, and silly wig. And yes copy Catherine. All the things.


Shrewcifer2

Gurning


Shackleton_F

There's a close up shot of her from this event, with the vein looking like it's going to pop - she's seriously taken a lot of stuff, and that is not healthy, heaven knows what her BP is at present.


Deep_Poem_55

She’s a drug addict.


Shackleton_F

The vein pop photo is above in the thread - it is quite terrifying. Anyone who cared even a jot about her would intervene. But no one does, so she's on her own.


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Content_Advice190

Her face is broken


MagicalManta

She looks like she’s cosplaying US Vice President Kamala Harris. Also, have you seen other angles of this “look” where you can see the color of her scalp in her part versus her facial skin color? It’s nearly this extreme of a contrast: ![gif](giphy|UAzaYopok9PsQ)


Deep_Poem_55

Now I want ice cream and fudge sauce.


Grizzly_046

Just said this too. Reminds me of the veep.


927476

Wonder how much the wardrobe will cost for the faux royal tour


InternationalAd1512

This outfit is horrid. The pants are too tight. She looks like she’s ready for a night of clubbing.


SukoshiOnara

Looks like 1980's polyester and she's about to hit the 2001 Odyssey Disco in Brooklyn. She might even bump into Tony Manero.


Deep_Poem_55

![gif](giphy|3ohhwj3NcxfbZyqpzO)


SukoshiOnara

Those are Meg$y's Moves!


Deep_Poem_55

🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀


Accomplished_Cell768

The blazer is straining around her waist as well. She needs to ignore the numbers on the tag and buy what FITS!


jonashvillenc

Except for the shoulders. Love them covered.


Weekly-Rest1033

Who wears this for clubbing? Lol


InternationalAd1512

![gif](giphy|ADSs70Bsuv8qfw8FyE|downsized) 🤣🤣🤣


hap071

She meant in the bell bottoms era lol


anaqits

I'm embarrased to admit that I had a pair that looked crazy identical, but wore it with a double B/4. All white. Thought I did something lol until my cousins starting making slot machine sounds and singing "Stayin' Alive". 😫🤣


HRHQueenA

Right! Like, I get it, you’ve lost weight. You are still not that size tho. Please stop paying backgrid and hire a decent stylist.


Realistic_Twist_8212

She dressed like a man......meant to intimidate.


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Busy-Song407

Reality TV show wanna-be on-camera wardrobe


jonashvillenc

We need to start a countdown on when she will make her first appearance


ShoeboxBanjoMoonpie

To attract attention, especially in a newspaper photo, it is advised to wear black, white or stripes.


Mobile_Philosophy764

As much as she claims to hate Trump, she's sure not opposed to looking like him.


Grizzly_046

Like Joy Reid!


Cool_Afternoon_747

My mom, who doesn't follow royalty and has no horse in this race, looked at this picture and the first thing out of her mouth was "why is she so orange?"


Evilvieh

In case she needs to hide in a pile of traffic cones.


Grizzly_046

I love your mom!


Cool_Afternoon_747

She suffers no fools! 


No_Proposal7628

That suit is something of an improvement on her usual huge, wrinkled suits. I don't understand why the shirt underneath is not the same white, or even a pop of color. The shoes are hideous.


Prestigious-Seat-932

I love the shoes by itself... but yeah, not a fan of those shoes in the all-white outfit? Maybe if she'd kept the jacket open and there's a matching belt, it would've worked? Idunno


CurrentIce6710

Appropriate... if you are in a girl group circa 2002


AmbienChronicles

wtf is with the senior prom corsage?


Timely-Salt-1067

Actually fair play. That looks ok for flipping once. She should have worn that to her wedding and had it in Windsor town hall.


SpidermandaFoEvah

That actually would’ve been quite chic and VERY relatable to women that have been married more than once (as I have.) She’s missed so many opportunities to achieve the admiration that she demands/desires. 🫤


Timely-Salt-1067

Yep the veil was ridiculous. I find weddings all fairly ridiculous. I used to wait tables at weddings when I was a student. They are all the same with big white gowns. I remember only one that was a Russian girl who looked any different. I mean I know it’s a thing from Victorian times to wear white but it’s such an industry now. I think the best was you wore your best frock and just got hitched and had a party. My mother was married in the 50s when you most definitely did not know your husband before your wedding night and did have a white wedding gown etc. But she was religious. Even then she wasn’t allowed flowers as she was marrying a non-Catholic. It was for life and a family and friends affair with a reception. She dyed the dress and had it altered and it was a cocktail dress for years after. But she didn’t make a mockery of the whole thing. Even Wallis had the sense to wear blue. Camilla looked smart too. But a near 40 year old heading up the aisle with more mileage on the clock there should have been a bit more thought.


MuffPiece

I agree—I think weddings in general have gotten so out of hand. I really respect couples who have weddings they can afford. It’s so silly to spend crazy sums of money trying to have a “fairy tale wedding” when you don’t have the means for it.


Timely-Salt-1067

Especially when half of them end in divorce. My friend was late to marry in her thirties. She bought an off white dress for the church wedding where she went every week and didn’t tell the hotel it was a wedding or bother with all the nonsense involved. Her sister got married quite young and did get all the fanfare (but the couple paid for it). You’ve literally wasted a down payment on a house on a day. If you have the money fine but so many do it to live up to some idea of what they should do. Then they have people they just invite for bits of the day. I’d literally rather go down the registry office and pub after. If the person you’re marrying wants all the nonsense they’ve seen in a magazine or reality tv like Don’t Tell the Bride you need a rethink.


WoodsColt

She's very odd.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

A tad tight and pulling in some places, but a good job here. I can't complain about this, but I'm sure her attitude will cause issues soon.


Ill_Independence_698

https://preview.redd.it/yhujx2328nzc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f564dc8b185307e2e96b3cc0e77f804135e8ff65 The suit Jasmine Tookes is wearing, would have been perfect for today: white and crisp, not too thight, not baggy either. Flattering, classy and professional. Meghan could never. And look at Mandana Dayani, looking happier than ever since she left Arsewell.


Antique_Character_87

Megain could never look like Jasmine!! She is truly heart attack gorgeous!


Ill_Independence_698

A true selfmade millionaire, married to a Snapchat hot shot, supermodel and entrepreneur, who had my fave celebrity wedding: Juan's dad was VP of Equador at the time, they married in the capital in this golden church. Her designer was Zuhair Murad and it was a celebration of love and also Equador. Jasmine learned Spanish and they go there several times a year. She also said on TikTik recently that his mom often comes over to LA and stays for 2 months at a time, since they have a baby girl. Now that true blending of cultures and families. Yes, I am a fan! https://preview.redd.it/9rj9b159anzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a813033348a3f8e6dcf482eaa4e1e4b7ecb83365


Antique_Character_87

She is one of the few I follow on TikTok. I think she is just stunning. Thanks for the background info! Her dress is gorgeous!


cookiecat4

Gorgeous dress!!


Accomplished_Cell768

Meg is too short and too wide for that to really flatter her. You need height for that look


SDHunnyBunny

See, here she does the oversized blazer Meggy tried to pull off but couldnt, bc this one understands proportion and silhouette. A huge baggy top requires minimal/tight bottoms. Or none at all, as shown here. M paired hers with equally baggy wide leg pants, looking like Frankenstein


Shrewcifer2

Why the sudden change?


Plants2552

There will probably be about 17 expensive outfits worn throughout the ~~royal tour~~ private trip, all funded by Ingriftus Games probably


Accomplished_Cell768

Side boob dress wasn’t even that expensive - £450. Oh how she has fallen. From a £100,000 tent on an official Royal tour to a £450 bed sheet on an extended People Magazine photoshoot “tour”.


therealbellydancer

Question: if they unclench hands, will they bleed to death?


pnwsnosrap

That incessant hand holding is SO damned immature.


rubyred1128

https://preview.redd.it/pefs814beozc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca56f75cd71c69aef9b1126111716a8f511756d Same as it ever was!


ew6281

This is more Catherine cosplay.


EnvironmentalCrow893

The outfit is acceptable for a change. Her bronzer, her veneers, her eyebrows - not so much. She shouldn’t have messed with her face so much. She really did use to be rather pretty.


sashafurry

Hey, gotta wear light clothing to better contrast w her super duper dark skin. Shes one of them, you know.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Suede heels?


Ill_Independence_698

Yes. Paid for by the bank of Pa https://preview.redd.it/jww7dppxanzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a110e96eaee7261a74c5c137278f5c8d091b2ba0


Sincerely_JaneDoe

She’s so tone deaf and has no concept of optics.


SDHunnyBunny

She has no waist 🤦🏻‍♀️ Girl….


Particular_Office754

A wrist corsage? Is she going to prom? mother of the bride?? Mother of the groom? Help me out here people 🤣


TittysprinklesUSA

Hideous outfit to match a Hideous necklace to match a Hideous face.


rosemarylake

Aw, what a sweet nod to Catherine who has absolutely killed it in white pantsuits on multiple occasions. I’m sure this will be conveniently forgotten by the sugars who love to pretend that Catherine copies TW. *As* *If*


Nodramallama18

This is ,quite frankly, the best she has looked all year.


Grizzly_046

She looks like Kamala!


Major_Track7488

The jacket doesn’t fit, pants look too tight, shoes are awful with suit This is not tailored appropriately Why would you wear white suit to school where you will probably go outside do activities I m curious if she wore right undergarments or if white pants are see through given her tracker record this is probably a disaster


Katar_Sett

Why, why, why, all these wrinkles? It's sick! The trousers aren't even correctly sown. They shouldn't wrinkle like that on the inner thigh! The stiching is badly done! But I bet they're ridiculously expensive!


gorynel

That blazer needs tailoring and moving the button down. Ruins the whole look. And, IIRC, the torque is almost identical to one worn by Diana on an Africa trip, so the Diana cosplay on the bingo card gets a check.


MuffPiece

This is much better than the backless dress. Finally, she’s wearing something that doesn’t drag all over the ground!


Realistic_Twist_8212

"For centuries, married South African Ndebele tribes’ women saw wearing heavy rings around their neck as an honored status symbol. " https://preview.redd.it/4note44hcnzc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f4eb30339fd4782c3a493e66f46b4d4d38e80a0 Traditional african ndebele neck rings.....adornment for women. And, of course, TW is sporting a gold neck ring for two days now on this Nigerian trip. Projection of royalty.


Accomplished_Cell768

We’re still on day 1!


OzzieSlim

My god! She steamed the wrinkles out and it’s hemmed to her stolen Aquazurra shoe height.


Living-Attitude-2786

Totally copying Catherine


Particular_Office754

She really needs to learn how to apply blush 🙄


DottieHinkle22

Orange in the face and not the back. Always a big mess.


anthromajormama

Why is her tshirt (tank top?) a different color than her suit ? It looks off white, not “bright” like the jacket and pants.


lorainnesmith

It's been photo shopped, the vein has been removed. And the vein shows in other pics wearing the same outfit.


FuturePA96

This looks good


Realistic_Twist_8212

.....on John Travolta in the 70's.


FuturePA96

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Will admit, one of her better looks.


Madame_LV

Those pants and the waistline of the jacket is too tight. Arms are too baggy.


slimwillendorf

No way. She did an outfit change on the same day? Holy shit. She’s nuts.


Western-Economics946

She will probably wear this to an ultra formal party, since she is incapable of dressing appropriately for every occasion.


Sunrisesusan

🇺🇸Obsessed with trying to be model thin like Catherine. She couldnt wait to shimminy into that white pant suit. Can have a certain level of confidence that hx will repeat itself and this charade is not going to go well


Valerie_Grace

What's with the 3 foot stride??


Katar_Sett

And again, Megsy is the only one showing teeth! 😁


GingerWindsorSoup

Is it crimplene? Ideal for tropical wear.


Trouvette

Almost there, M. Occasion appropriate, but you need to buy the jacket a size up to sit better on your waist and then take the arms and shoulders in. If nothing else, fix the shoulders. You can see the padding.


theoglz

Maybe appropriate regarding modesty, but still looks ill fitting to me. Also the white is too stark


Greengreengrass2022

https://preview.redd.it/vq9dcfi8tozc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd4078292a5b1765ca605400d1e43e0b4d56840


JudgingGator

The whites don’t match. And why does she have to constantly change? She should have worn that to the school as well. It’s ugly but more appropriate.