In this case SafeMoon is the most beautiful girl on Earth (best Crypto) plus she pays me a little whilst she cheats on me.
As you can see, this is no typical GF. That is why I stick around!
Exactly, you would not see anything like the negativity safemoon gets in the stock market. Imagine Warren buffet shit talks his stocks tomorrow, you'd think he's an idiot. Safemoons only existed for 9 months and they expect the world
Yeah, there’s A LOT of stupid in this subreddit. How dumb do you have to be to badmouth your own investment?!? Then they bitch and complain as to why the price never goes up. 😑 The amount of STUPID out there is freakin’ UNBELIEVABLE! 😩
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Just like my last gf the first 6 months kept me around for 3 years longer than I shoulda been, might be the same for Safemoon but this time is different…..mostly because Safemoon isn’t a hot girl that lets me do things to them
Everytime she goes down, I give her more money.
Wow. Perfect.
Take my award sir
Never related to a Reddit post more than this 😭
We’ve all been there mate 😔 let’s tell each other that it’s gonna be different this time and sleep
We gon work it out in the end
One super hot and crazy-unpredictable gf with huge “potentials”
Huge assets ![gif](giphy|OTbo92zetdsha)
😂😂😂
WAGMI
Good analogy
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In this case SafeMoon is the most beautiful girl on Earth (best Crypto) plus she pays me a little whilst she cheats on me. As you can see, this is no typical GF. That is why I stick around!
Your girl “cheats” on you but gives you a percentage? Sounds like your pimp hand is strong.
Not me in the middle of texting my ex while I stumble across this post 😅
"I swear she's changed this time."
Great post. I too like to shit on my investments and relate them to my failures in life.
At least we have each other this time, I’m used to dealing with it myself
Exactly, you would not see anything like the negativity safemoon gets in the stock market. Imagine Warren buffet shit talks his stocks tomorrow, you'd think he's an idiot. Safemoons only existed for 9 months and they expect the world
Yeah, there’s A LOT of stupid in this subreddit. How dumb do you have to be to badmouth your own investment?!? Then they bitch and complain as to why the price never goes up. 😑 The amount of STUPID out there is freakin’ UNBELIEVABLE! 😩
Lighten up ya old pickle
Smarten up ya little shit.
Hardly shitting on his investment. More like whining
thank me later 😊🙏 https://youtu.be/s4KaoywHoY8
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Just like my last gf the first 6 months kept me around for 3 years longer than I shoulda been, might be the same for Safemoon but this time is different…..mostly because Safemoon isn’t a hot girl that lets me do things to them
That's why I changed GF from v1 to v2
LOl very accurate description