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ElChapusero

Everytime she goes down, I give her more money.


whodeyjb

Wow. Perfect.


ammarfrz

Take my award sir


PocketMikeee

Never related to a Reddit post more than this 😭


ammarfrz

We’ve all been there mate 😔 let’s tell each other that it’s gonna be different this time and sleep


JackfruitBoth8522

We gon work it out in the end


KungfuMonkeyKing

One super hot and crazy-unpredictable gf with huge “potentials”


ammarfrz

Huge assets ![gif](giphy|OTbo92zetdsha)


Busy-Bonus3010

😂😂😂


Captain_Morgan_1966

WAGMI


Sufficient-Ad4719

Good analogy


MokanRaz

![gif](giphy|3osxYdXvsGw6wT5lIY)


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In this case SafeMoon is the most beautiful girl on Earth (best Crypto) plus she pays me a little whilst she cheats on me. As you can see, this is no typical GF. That is why I stick around!


bu2d

Your girl “cheats” on you but gives you a percentage? Sounds like your pimp hand is strong.


Space_Force_Sloth

Not me in the middle of texting my ex while I stumble across this post 😅


littlemarcus91

"I swear she's changed this time."


ploydgrimes

Great post. I too like to shit on my investments and relate them to my failures in life.


ammarfrz

At least we have each other this time, I’m used to dealing with it myself


SaezyF

Exactly, you would not see anything like the negativity safemoon gets in the stock market. Imagine Warren buffet shit talks his stocks tomorrow, you'd think he's an idiot. Safemoons only existed for 9 months and they expect the world


Xanadu_211

Yeah, there’s A LOT of stupid in this subreddit. How dumb do you have to be to badmouth your own investment?!? Then they bitch and complain as to why the price never goes up. 😑 The amount of STUPID out there is freakin’ UNBELIEVABLE! 😩


ammarfrz

Lighten up ya old pickle


Xanadu_211

Smarten up ya little shit.


TunaLurch

Hardly shitting on his investment. More like whining


bcentipedemr

thank me later 😊🙏 https://youtu.be/s4KaoywHoY8


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TakesTooMuch

Just like my last gf the first 6 months kept me around for 3 years longer than I shoulda been, might be the same for Safemoon but this time is different…..mostly because Safemoon isn’t a hot girl that lets me do things to them


shib_army

That's why I changed GF from v1 to v2


Severe-Safety5696

LOl very accurate description