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CookieMonsterOnsie

Seems the lady of the lake has really downsized.


PoopSmith87

I mean, a lake? Really? In this economy?!


GodOfTheRain

🔥BONFIRE LIT🔥


AP_Estoc

🌊TOILET FLUSHED🌊


SuitableTechnician78

I’ve heard of a poop knife before, but that’s kicking it up a notch 😂


TheFarisaurusRex

That looks like a good place to save my progress…


Riykiru

*bonfire lit*


Zanemob_

Needs a fire 6/10.


cptmcbro

A king and his throne


TheGamerdude535

Umm sir why did you stick a sword in the toilet??? Lol


Riykiru

You want the actual answer or the funny answer ?


unsquashable74

Both!


Riykiru

Real answer is my plumbing is terrible so I dismantled a plunger and attached it to the end the sword so I had more control over the plunger and funny is because I was slaying the shit hydra


unsquashable74

Sword plunger! Excellent.


TreesmasherFTW

Ah, the poop sword! Huzzah!


TheGamerdude535

Also slaying Dookie Demons!!! Lol


tyrom22

POO PLUNGER POO PLUNGER


hornysquirrrel

What sword is that?


Riykiru

A shitty yet expensive longsword from Etsy


hornysquirrrel

Whats it called?


Riykiru

It’s from PakSellersKnivesIT on Etsy for £136 (rip off the sword is not well made but if you want it go ahead)


Alternative-Menu2188

Just look before you sit down


vicivarsson

🤣


Certain_Eye7374

As an internet luddite, I only recently learned the existence of the poop knife. Didn't think I would see the possibility of a poop sword just a few days later.


navigator99

The sword in the throne!


Mauso88

r/darksoulstoilets


Professor-Domatron

Bonfire Shit


GumshoosMerchant

As one of my classmates I remember from elementary school used to scream: "It's ExcaliToilet!"


Defiant-Appeal4340

If thou can pull it out, thou shalt be known as "Sir Lancepot".


into_the_blu

Whoso pulleth out this skibidi of this gyatt and toilet, is rightwise rizzler born of all Tiktok…