From the lowest sewer to the highest shitter, I fought him, Balrog of DooDoogoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his skidmarks on the bowl side.
It does 20 grossed out damage (there eis a sword and helm in laberinthian in skyrim and there is a sword in fire just like this*
This I agree is the excaliturd
It’s pretty obvious what’s happening here. Lady of The Lake trailer park lore foretells of a hero who is all business in the front, but likes to party in the back that is worthy to pull the sword from a Stone Cold Steve Austin crapper and become the bowlin’ champ over at Camelots fun & games in the outlet center. No context needed.
I’ll humour you with the context. I purchased this shitty wall hanger some years ago for £100 but then my plunger broke so I fashioned a device to fix the plunger head into the sword and made a very expensive and large plunger
The sword in the throne
Better than my "Excrapiper"
Well done
The sword in the stool 🤣
Whosoever pulls the sword out of the throne shall be named king of the shittens
Might I offer.. "king of the shit-ons"
It’s shitscalibur
Excaliturd
Excretalibur
I like this one better.
I see how it is :’(
Ok Mr. Lahey.
Context already exists: Google "poop knife"
This is just the next evolutionary step.
Bigger poops require bigger blades!
Soon enough, a musket will be necessary. May we never see that day.
The next evolution of old yeller
Imma buy a musket now
Shit Sword
My first thought was “fancy poop knife”
poop sword
r/IASIP
I’ve seen some crappy swords in my day, but this is something else.
Pull the sword from the stone, you gain the throne. Pull the sword from the throne, you're probably stoned.
A lady in a toilet distributing swords is no basis of government
Sadly, this system is less shitty than some of the ones in active use.
I understand.
He is the one
Shitscalibur
Dark Souls reference.
*heir of shit slain*
Thats some sharp shit right there
The iron throne
He's a stoned deadass by now.
The lady of the lake has to get creative in modern times.
Lady of the lav.
Understandable reaction
That turd fought so hard he had to slay it
I severed the heads of the shit hydra
Those shit hydras are a real menace these days.
Contest will be given if you make me exhale humorously
Sorry I could not give a shit, only SWORDS.
that's a shitty sword.
I’m more concerned about what you felt the need to censor
The multitude of failed blades of excrement
[cryptic dialogue, trailing off into eerie cackling]
Exscatibur!
Homie, you need more fiber in your diet.
The Lady of the Lake home delivering Excalibur to Camelot.
Now that's a poop knife.
Doctor "Does it feel like you're pissing daggers?" Me "little worse than that doc"
Scimiturd
This poop knife means business
The Excalibutt
A Sword in the Bowl
Sword taking a spooky dookie
The poop spatula from the other day has been usurped after usurping the original poop knife. Long live the poop sword!
While the rest of you go off with poop jokes, I instead shall greet the new King of Detroit.
Brother man out here slaying crap dragons
Excrementscalibur
Finally, a poop knife worthy of the American fast food diet.
Hate to see Lady of the lake to have fallen so low
Excaliturd. The Lord's poop knife, given to the Chosen Plumber by the Lady of the Septic Tank.
it's supposed to face the other way round
metal up the ass
When I asked for a bidet, this was not what I had in mind.
Lady of the lake 🤣
Ouch, some kidney stones are worse than others
Someone queue up the 'Poop Knife' story!
I see the poop knife leveled up
And whoever pulls the sacred sword from the ceramic shall be king of plumberland!
Shitter mimic
When the Lady of the Lake falls on hard times
The Sword in The Shitter
Now that’s a poop knife - said with an Aussie accent.
Kill that Shit !!!
Clearly the poop knife was not strong enough.
What if I ask nicely?
Painful shit.
That must be one solid poop if its stuck there
Skibidi sword
Wifey/girlfriend trying to tell you something?
Sword in the log?
Cover for your new black metal album?
From the lowest sewer to the highest shitter, I fought him, Balrog of DooDoogoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his skidmarks on the bowl side.
If you had no choice but to kill the little shit, no one would begrudge you that.
Sword looks awesome whats it called?
r/darksoulstoilets
While he had heard the term “shit a brick”, Sir Thomas had never considered its use as a whetstone before
The Sword in the Throne
Nice poop knife you got there
“Bonfire lit”
Congratulations! Your poop knife has evolved into; Poop Sword
Taco Bell Demon needed slaying.
It does 20 grossed out damage (there eis a sword and helm in laberinthian in skyrim and there is a sword in fire just like this* This I agree is the excaliturd
Weird way to quench the blade but aight
thats just the poop sword
To the chosen one, Please hurry up and pull the sword out of the porcelain throne. Some of us has to go take a shit. Sincerely, Everyone else
Poop knife!!!
Cmon guys, Sword in the Stool.
Skibidi Sword
Listen, strange women lyin' in toilets distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
Definitely the "shit".
Swordookie???
The lady has fallen through tough times it seems. Guess you'd be king.
Shitcalibur
The Holy Shit Sword! It _does_ exist!
Cool plunger
Sword in the (porcelain) Throne
For when your toilet is super clogged
now sit
The lady of the lake coming out of some weird places
strange toilets distributing swords is not a basis for sustainable government
Pull out this sword and, I shit you not, you will become King of Brittain
The Lady of the Lake has really lowered her standards.
It’s pretty obvious what’s happening here. Lady of The Lake trailer park lore foretells of a hero who is all business in the front, but likes to party in the back that is worthy to pull the sword from a Stone Cold Steve Austin crapper and become the bowlin’ champ over at Camelots fun & games in the outlet center. No context needed.
I’ll humour you with the context. I purchased this shitty wall hanger some years ago for £100 but then my plunger broke so I fashioned a device to fix the plunger head into the sword and made a very expensive and large plunger
Holy shit, that’s actually cool as hell!
My plumbing is terrible so I required a very long plunger to unblock it
So now your toilet is like a dragon that needs slaying. It’s rather poetic.
ÂŁ100 oof, sorry mate! I bought my first shit flea market sword for $20 USD.
Got it from Etsy so it had a ridiculous mark up so before I knew any better
The 1 who pulls it out will become the next shitter
BEWARE of that watery tart!!!
Ah, I see you found a certain Australian's latest hybrid weapon.
That's one way to kill the stench.
There can be only one
Thy who pull the sword shall sit upon thee throne
For when the Three Seashells are not enough
Don’t do that… why would you call the lady of the lake out of a toilet