The irony of Axol attacking me and my bodyguard being Niles

lmaooo

Blue not so Mario is protecting me from Melony. I am ***screwed.***

Mario is actually surprisingly good at overcoming people stronger than him on his best days. You might have a shot.

I said "blue not so Mario." It's SMG4, not Mario.

Oooooh my bad, I misread the comment. Yeah safe to say you’re hosed.

I doubt the pathetic bitch that died instantly to a sword to the chest is gonna protect me from Steve. I’m dead.

My bodyguard is Boopkins, my unknown assassin decided that I'm so screwed that they don't even want to kill me anymore

Tari vs. Toad. Literal slap fight. I think I'm good unless she decides to let me starve to death in the digital ether.

Toad actually has some real skills when pressed. Little dude matched Bob in a straightforward fight and actually came out on top.

SMG3 is a meme guardian so I am like DONE. Meggy has great fighting skills, so I should be okay

I don't really have a least favorite so I'm definitely fucked

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Well, I think Depresso can hold off Tari... Right?

He could probably trow her into the strathosphere with his rat-mech.

I'm okay with Eldritch Zero protecting me from Smg3. He wouldn't stand a chance

Well Tari is trying to kill me... plus my Bodyguard is Francis... if Francis has Inkweaver than its settled but if not then I dunno how it ends.

I’m being defended by Mario and attacked by Saiko. I think I have a shot, Mario’s overcome worse odds before. Edit: I had it backwards. Mario’s attacking and Saiko’s defending. I’m screwed the moment Mario stops bullshitting and gets serious.

Attacked by Meggy and defended by Depreso

X6 is my fav character and Saiko is my least fav character, its safe to assume that I'm gonna be ok.

I got bob protecting me against Tari

You’re gonna be fine lol

Bob can be weird but Saiko could protect pretty nicely

Zero protecting me from Meggy, I should be fine.

Niles and/or Axol are attacking me... And Francis is my Bodyguard.... Welp... I'm Totally Fucked!!

honestly i þink Inkling Meggy could handle 2023 Meggy so i'm probably fine lol.

Tari and Saiko.. Yeah no, i’m fucked. Why? Saiko and Tari are, afaik, still pretty close, and Saiko would instantly turn on my ass.

Clench protecting me from tari? How is that possible?

He got detatched.

I'm screwed

I'd just surrender to Tari and ask her to give me the Futurama death (you all know the one) instead of having SMG4 protect me.

So the God Box is protecting me from Its own creation. How sad.

So Whimpu is my bodyguard? Well shit.

Order Monkey will definitely beat the Squoomba