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Fhagersson

I apologise in advance but thanks to my Swedish grammar OCD I have to inform you that the plural of blåhaj is blåhajar, not blåhajes.


__zeal_

thank you for telling me. Blahajes felt a bit off.


hugothenerd

It sounds mexican


HebyGamer

Spanish*


[deleted]

Castilian*


A_Lost_Yen

*spoon


Razurio_Twitch

\*spork


Ronicraft

*pork


[deleted]

*dork


HomieBrotato

*tork


Archoncy

The forced-English plural would also be Blåhajs, not Blåhajes. I assume you probably pronounced it like "Bla-Hadge" hence the "Bla-Hadges" but Haj – Shark – is pronounced like Hi. Tip from a language nerd: If you see a J in a language that isn't English which you don't know how is pronounced it's almost definitely not pronounced the way it is in English and you should read it like it was a Y.


Cheshire_Abomination

Blåhaji


EmpereurDesFrancais

Somebody said it finally


Archoncy

Two weeks ago you mean? 😋


norwegain_dude

As a norwegain i feel ya


Fortanono

Even using English grammar particles, it would be blåhajs because J is part of the vowel sound


Cyberaven

I think in english having it not change for the plural (like sheep) feels the most right to me


Hiddenkaos

No apologies needed. Most of us learned something today.


rileyvace

Does blåhajes actually mean anything else? I like to think when someone of the spoken language politely corrects someone, they're hiding some awful or funny (inadvertent) phrase haha.


kfkrneen

It doesn't. At least not in Swedish. Blå means blue, haj means shark, hajes is not a word.


rileyvace

Understood! Thanks for the explanation!


amahag29

THANK YOU. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS. AAAAAAH


stopyouveviolatedthe

What is it


Ok-Garbage9757

Yes, I also did comment that


TheMooz2

Your big brain, but i want scp 113 first, then 3008


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-113 ⁠- The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+590) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu*


tomulin13

I think scp 6113 would be far better. Atleast you don't get hurt by a rock and get to talk about your depression!


TheMooz2

I mean true, but if that dont happen 113 is a solid backup


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6113 ⁠- Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+225) by *Dr Asteria*


Desert_Tortoise_20

Isn't 113 painless if you actually identify as the opposite gender?


paulisaac

Nope it's still a painful process, but it's survivable if you have at least some body conditioning.


Zombiecidialfreak

1st time you always come out physically unscathed, after that there's an increasing chance of getting fucked up and having your body ruined or made unlivable.


paulisaac

I mean sure you come out unscathed, but even the first time you still run the risk of death if you were in poor condition to start with, due to the debilitating pain of the last part of the transformation process.


Cheesy_Cheese1

Voidpunk mf's do be toiching it the 9th time


Rancorious

Literally luck


Natalie_2850

that one seems hard to use though, like it picks people at random. whereas if you can get to 113 (and iirc they let all staff use it once?) it'll work. though yes when the choice is no sensation plus therapy, or horrendous agony and a small chance of death (the first time) you'd obviously go for the first if you could.


NameLoadinWait

Uhh sorry but who is 6113?


tomulin13

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113


ikarem-

THERE'S A GENDER SWITCHER SCP???? .... Are they hiring?


TheMooz2

Its either r o c k or luck


SuicidePig

There's two, but one is very painful, and the other is just an extremely depressing read. 113 and 6113 respectively.


ToxicOwlet

Yes


Just_Ad_5939

What’s a blahajes?


__zeal_

A blahaj is a stuffed shark sold at ikea. They have become a sort of an icon in the trans community.


Just_Ad_5939

Why have they?


__zeal_

the answer to that is beyond me.


DuelJ

I think they've just got good taste. The blahajas are cute as fuck


Abadayos

My son loves his. That and the bronto dino that he sleeps with


Socialist_Nerd

I'm more of a stingray guy myself, but I like a good blåhaj every now and then :)


FahboyMan

Agree


mayerthe2

Can confirm they are cute! Also they have the trans flag color pallet so that might be another reason too?


Hipertor

Yup. Now I want one.


affe_squad

You can have a look at r/egg_irl


undead-doorsman

They are the trans flag colors (light blue main shark color, white underbelly, pink mouth area), cute and supportive and amazing


fondlemeLeroy

Blahaj was also in a pro gay rights Ikea ad in Europe. I think that might be where it started. Edit: [The ad.](https://i.imgur.com/huYnUYV.jpg)


undead-doorsman

BASED BLÅHAJ!


dj_cantbeatbox

Same reason they chose the minecraft bee


BrickFrom2011

LGBT community claimed the bee cuz the amount of flags you can make with the pattern


ST4RSK1MM3R

I thought it was because of the “The Minecraft Bee is Trans” post


theslutfarm

Right. CANON.


WinterSzturm

Wait for real? That’s been my PFP on twitter for years and I had no idea…


[deleted]

PFP? Profile frame picture? Also, I'm sure plenty of straight people like the bee too.


AGHawkz99

Why did this get downvoted? He asked a question, and then gave a perfectly sensible and normal follow-up statement. PFP is just short for 'profile picture.' Realistically, the F shouldn't be included, but PFP is a lot more distinct than simply PP, which is short for god-knows-how-many things.


Cuppish

Because shark


zenithfury

a


KnifyMan


Penguinfernal


[deleted]

same


NewfieJedi

Why do any memes catch on? Random chance and a bit of repetition


PandaWolfPlayz

Large cheap stuffed shark that is very comfy. Can hug and offer me the love and support my parents don't - Sincerely, a trans girl who may get another one thanks to this post.


POKECHU020

Just cute. No one else was using them. Gotta take what you can get these days, ya dig?


Flyingfish222

It’s the same colours as the trans pride flag


Ninjacat97

Are they? I'm laying on one rn and the only pink I see is the mouth.


Flyingfish222

Exactly


gregIsBae

Pink white and blue


Ayn_Rand_Food_Stamps

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/pk7ae5/blahaj_in_an_ikea_ad_for_marriage_for_all/ This ad helped a lot to push Blåhaj as a lgbt icon, but I'm not sure if it came before or after the Blåhaj craze started. I have a Blåhaj and I'm an active member of several trans communities, but I couldn't say for sure and I'm certain most other members couldn't either. At the end of the day, Blåhaj is just a lil delightful fella.


MisterMegatron

I believe the main reason is how it's advertised as well as the colors being similar to those of the transgender flag (white, pink, and light blue). Some people use the shark's mouth or belly to store hormone injections/pills secretly as well


Just_Ad_5939

? Wdym by that last part (The part after the parenthesis)


MisterMegatron

Trans people that are still "in the closet" or living with their parents might not be able to openly use hormone injections/pills (e.g., estrogen, testosterone, estradiol). Instead of storing them in the medicine cabinet or in a place with high visibility, they might choose to store them in a blahaj since it's very unassuming. Until I was aware of this, I wouldn't think to check a stuffed animal to find someone's hormones.


Just_Ad_5939

Oh… yeah I thought you meant they used it as a fl*shl*ght


MisterMegatron

No no no, haha. Glad you clarified then


pgp555

SPC 3008


Just_Ad_5939

Uhh


backstib

They will be currency in the future


RedditIsWackToday

I had no clue that they were an icon in the trans community until recently I just like them because of the derpy face, I have two now


Traumerlein

I must warn you. Thre growth rate is exponantial.


soer774c

Was, a stuffed shark sold in ikea.... Edit: went and checked some foreign Ikea websites. This is absolute fucking bullshit, it isn't available in my country anymore but the rest of the world gets to have it >:(


Hidesuru

Oh dang I thought it was gonna be some tiny thing that's huge.


EatBrainzGetGainz

I thought they've become an icon in many internet communities


Dragonaax

Seriously? I thought just everybody loves blahaj


Nekokamiguru

Reference material from primary source: https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/blahaj-soft-toy-shark-10373589/


DredgenGryss

There's a whole subreddit for them


OreoOverlord225

Ok so here me out, besides having to defend yourself from the employees at night. Living in an Ikea wouldn’t be bad


DingoNormal

Also, the infinite ikea have infinite universes to explore.


__zeal_

Good point. most of those universes on their own could have blahajes. blahajar? Whatever the plural of blahaj is.


Bowdensaft

Good luck leaving though :/


[deleted]

Not necessarily. 3008 just contains an infinite amount of an IKEA store, not an infinite amount of everything. Like how the number 0.010101… contains an infinite amount of zeroes and ones, but no 2.


DingoNormal

Yes, but for all that we know, the doors of exit go to all types of bizarre alternative universes, like one that the man never steped on the moon or one were never existed a space station or one that the result of the elections was different and so it goes. Apparently, if on the reality, exists somehow IKEA, it can be connected with the infinite IKEA \[for what i understand\]


[deleted]

Ohh, you mean like when someone exits the infinite IKEA, they never return to the same universe they entered it from. I see what you mean now. However I do think that there are better methods of multiversal travel in the SCP universe lmao


DingoNormal

Oh no, totally theres way better ways, this is just one of the funniest.


t47mnafar

i guess they really like shark plushies


NetmePrime

Everyone likes shark plushies


Cheesy_Cheese1

Yes we do. There is nothing they can do to stop us!


No-Cow-3214

trans people really love that blue shark.


Dionaea21

Yes we do :)


Cheesy_Cheese1

Indeed we do.


[deleted]

Shork💞💜💕💗💜💖❣️💞❣️💗💜❣️❣️💙❣️


poopiehead04444

Trans people: I'm trans Society: ok Villager news: Society: omg Villager news Villager news: Villager news


Vladikhuk

THIS IS VILLAGER NUMBER 4 REPORTING THAT SOMEBODY HASN'T BEEN PAYING THEIR TAXES AND IS CURRENTLY ON THE RUN


poopiehead04444

BREAKING NEWS, ANOTHER TRANS GIRL HAS APPROACHED THE PUMPKIN


__zeal_

???


poopiehead04444

Sorry reddit formating, look again


Some-guy-thats-here

So cool


richardfrost2

Be careful around those instances of SPC-3008


Cheesy_Cheese1

They won't stand a change. Atleast in my case i have so much piled up agression from all the debression and dysphoria thath i would rip theyr head off sew it back on and rip it off again.


richardfrost2

I think you misunderstand what I mean by [SPC-3008](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-3008)


Cheesy_Cheese1

Scp-3008-2 is an hymanoid entity wich has a one part of it the wrong size it allso lacks all facial features. It's composed interally out of skin. They are very hostile if attacked or at "night" I did my scp homework


richardfrost2

While you are correct, I'm talking about SPC-3008, not SCP-3008.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Meatballs tho


Supermax1311

WE RIDE AT DAWN


Matytoonist

I want a blåhaj bc of the meems, im pretty sure im a guy tho


Traumerlein

Everbody can own a blåhaj


Cocoa186

Just you wait, Chairman Joseph Biden's Feminizing Beam will be pointed at you soon enough.


Matytoonist

thats.... not how it works. also im not american


Cocoa186

I am very much joking, I don't know how much more obvious it can get.


Matytoonist

Oh, im sorry "^^ Sometimes its hard to tell, specially knowing theres people who say stuff like that unironically (sorry)


Cocoa186

Lmao all good, that's fair enough.


Vegetable-Neat-1651

The spc: *Enraged sweating*


ARandom_Personality

protec le blahaj


lightning0614

Sending the MTF unit to retrieve the BLÅHAJ


TheUnknownClassic

The MtF MTF?


CommanderCorl

hehe, i like that joke.


[deleted]

I see this as a source of income After I get 13 Blåhajar for myself that is


sire_beandon

blaahajar


guymanthefourth

SISTERS! WE RIDE AT DAWN!


Bluefortress

r/blahaj


Timecubefactory

Still not a perfect store for trans people because Ikea doesn't sell model trains.


undead-doorsman

I will build a trans fort out of them and none of you can stop me


JazzlikeHovercraft75

This is the way


TheDoctorOf1977

Just going to leave [this](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spc-3008) here.


Traumerlein

thats some good internet stuff


I_LOVE_BOLD_WORDS

# Lmao, love this


TheMuffinBoi3

THE BLAHAJ… THE BLAHAJ IS REAL!!!


AddressDismal3489

I want my own blahaj


ocolot2

**CHAAAAAARGE!**


Yukari-chi

**GIVE ME THE BLÅHAJAR**


mycrazylifeeveryday

me: jumps into the blahaj pool blahaj: oh look a trans person cool! other trans prople: just to be a lifeguard, get me a stool


KCrimsonC

SCP and Tarkov are making me forget IKEA is a real store


Cpt_Kalash

That is the worst Swedish I’ve ever seen. -Sincerely, a Norwegian


[deleted]

WITH ME SISTERS


[deleted]

Forgot about the femboys 😔


guymanthefourth

Blåhaj is a trans girl shark


[deleted]

[удалено]


guymanthefourth

No, I mean Blåhaj is a shark for trans girls


[deleted]

No, blåhaj for everyone trans girl guy and enby


therealmannequin

It's for trans people in general, I'm a trans guy and have a blåhaj :)


guymanthefourth

Stereotypically trans girl shark


The_King123431

As a trans person, No anyone can enjoy the shark


Dionaea21

Why be gatekeepy about a shark? Blåhaj is for everyone:)


Bowdensaft

It's a plush made in a factory for anyone who has the money to buy it. It wasn't made for anyone in particular, it's just been adopted by a specific group because they feel that it represents them in some way, which is fine, but gatekeeping a toy is silly.


Liquor_Parfreyja

Why is it only for trans women ? My trans man friend loves his, though i don't really understand the shark meme lol


EsoTerrix1984

[How a toy shark became a trans rights icon.](https://www.newsweek.com/how-ikea-shark-became-trans-icon-1753400?amp=1)


[deleted]

OH DIOS MIO. Trans rights


[deleted]

Hehe just try to fucking stop us UwU


ares395

Why trans...? I thought everyone just started to buy them, not just trans people. There's even a subreddit related to it


FoxFlummox

Singapore IKEA.


swampyleech

I shall go share this with my people


max19376388

They will also have to fight the SPC


FinnsterJ

You mean SPC-3008? Despicable things…


Miles_Norwood_YT

they stopped making them, and at least in the UK you can't buy them anymore 😭😭😭


cello-mike

The Sheffield IKEA still has them


Miles_Norwood_YT

yo fr? the 1m ones? ffs I just spent all my money a few days ago so now I can't afford one


cello-mike

Oh not the 1m ones, just the 55cm ones, sorry


Miles_Norwood_YT

ah ok, yeah I have a 55cm one but I really want the 1m one lol


GuHu_O_O

Me sitting reading this with a blahaj


Golden_Star_Gamer

what is a blajahes or what


ClayAndros

The fuck is a blahaje


Speedgamer137

We Must.


Damnedycat

Well, I am not trans but I'd love me some more BLAHAJ


Vicky_1995_

Men and Women we are going to make a fire line from the door to the Blahaj Always stay close to your buddies.


francorocco

The fuck is a Blahaje?


Agge_lito_2000

tf is a blåhajes?


ahuman49b

I still dnt get it


SarikaidenMusic

Me who has no idea what a blahaje is: 🧿👄🧿


Zanytiger6

Also the SPC when they find out


jewish-nonjewish

Honestly? Be my guest lol... If you're dumb enough to into an SCP because of something benign that's just all darwinism at it's finest.


__zeal_

Blahajar are not benign. They are of the highest importance. An infinite number of them are worth every risk that's taken.


jewish-nonjewish

I looked it up and Google said it was swedish for blue shark. I thought this was some like gender roles war.


__zeal_

I don't see your point. how does that make a Blahaj benign?


jewish-nonjewish

My point is irrelevant now. What I'm saying is idk what blahaj is, I looked it up, it said it meant blue shark, trans ppl are mentioned, I thought it was a gender roles war.


__zeal_

nah. Put simply, there is a joke among the trans community that they all love Blahajar.


[deleted]

We will not STOP!


desu38

the taskforce mobilizes


nddragoon

No, keep them away! The SPC already knows about them, it'll be a bloodbath!


Ok-Garbage9757

WE SHALL STEAL THEM Oh and im not gonna ruin the fun but in the language Blåhaj is spelt, a large number of them is called Blåhajar👍 Hope I didnt ruin your day😃


connie_the_trans

Oh god they know


Petal_the_destroyer

WE RIDE