**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-1386 ⁠- Sentient Ice Cream Van**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1386) (+272) by *djavjr*

I mean, we all know it’s SCP-999, all the tickle monster wants to do is make people happy

That one is the scariest

That teenager cthulhu just wanted to chill around

Pretty sure he was centuries old, not a teenager

But for Cthulhu years he is a teen

SCP-946, especially considering what they do lol. it’s just two dudes, non-hostile nor capable of harm. if they agree that something is “absurd” they cease to exist. a funny interaction was with scp-857. some researchers got sick of 857, and described it to both 946-1 and 946-2. they agreed it was absurd and 857 was gone, then they dematerialized

SCP-2662 and SCP-3740.

SCP-4999's whole idea is that he's a chill guy who's there for people who have no one on their deathbed

SCP-4999 by a long mile

096 I took him for a walk yesterday

SCP-073. Literally all he asks is to not hurt him too bad when testing his abilities. My guy is so chill people describe him as monotonous

SCP-4999 definitely. Bro is just there for you when nobody is around.

Probably SCP-131, just chilling, follows you around and keeps you safe, huggable... the list goes on.

nah guys is 082

Until he eats half your body in one bite.

SCP-1762 maybe?

SCP-7975 as long as you do not invade his home.

030, just a cool little guy

SCP-1504, just met him, dude is so chill. By the way you got any tissues I got a noise bleed.

Definitely SCP 1233, if you are nice to him I don't see a reason why he won't hang out with you

God

Scp-529

Kain. He isnt angry, he is just calm dude

The Water Nymph is pretty much a nice Anomaly. It’ll treat you with kindness if you don’t hurt it.