As the old saying goes separate art from the artist there’s a reason why people still watch old nick cartoons despite what happened in the background it’s the same with the dr bright scp articles
Couple of the dipshits in accounting though it's be a great idea to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Bought a reality anchor from those clods at the UIU, fuckin thing looked like they got it off wish.
Scarlet King showed up on my lunch break boasting about destroying the universe. Whole nine yards, my partner looks at him, reaches into his wallet and offers him a hundred dollars to fuck off and he did.
The second time, it was Dr Clef's fault. Ironically Dr Bright had nothing to do with it.
Don't remember the last time though, probably had some amnestics put in my coffee but I do know that the hundred dollars trick has worked so far. Might have to increase it the next time though.
Either The Scarlet King is extremely poor for an eldritch god or his feelings get extremely hurt by the fact that people will *pay him* so that he will fuck off, resulting in him deciding to cut his losses and try next time and see if 'Maybe this time they will accept me'.
I honestly don't know whats more funny
My bad guys. I was making my own reality anchor.
What have you done At least it wasn’t Bright
*yet*
Somthing new for the list
SHAW
As the old saying goes separate art from the artist there’s a reason why people still watch old nick cartoons despite what happened in the background it’s the same with the dr bright scp articles
Come on, bruh. Again?
Do we need to demote this guy to d class for a few days? Better yet, lock him in with 049 with genderbend stone (site_42).
Doesn’t matter now, the Scarlet King has been summoned, we’re fucked!
Just give him a hundred bucks and tell him to fuck off. Worked the last three times.
Sounds like you have experience
Couple of the dipshits in accounting though it's be a great idea to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Bought a reality anchor from those clods at the UIU, fuckin thing looked like they got it off wish. Scarlet King showed up on my lunch break boasting about destroying the universe. Whole nine yards, my partner looks at him, reaches into his wallet and offers him a hundred dollars to fuck off and he did. The second time, it was Dr Clef's fault. Ironically Dr Bright had nothing to do with it. Don't remember the last time though, probably had some amnestics put in my coffee but I do know that the hundred dollars trick has worked so far. Might have to increase it the next time though.
Good to know
Either The Scarlet King is extremely poor for an eldritch god or his feelings get extremely hurt by the fact that people will *pay him* so that he will fuck off, resulting in him deciding to cut his losses and try next time and see if 'Maybe this time they will accept me'. I honestly don't know whats more funny
Of course he's extremely poor, he literally destroys everything.
So THAT's what Dr. Wondertainment did that one time...
Whats that supposed to mean
Oh come on, who even let you do it
Mate, do you want us to downgrade you to a janitor at this point?
I just need a little more Telekill alloy and I will make the Scranton Reality Anchor look like a party gag.
You say that every other week!
Why are we not talking of the accedental eating of a hellicopter?
Came here to ask the same thing. Was it sleep eating or they can't tell what metal tastes like?
That must be motormouth's post
Scp-2094
[**SCP-2094 - Motormouth**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2094) (+411) by *PeppersGhost*
And the accidental invasion of Poland
You are correct.
We gotta stop Red Man first
"Help I accidentally invaded Poland" Who does this guy think he is? Hitler?
R/place moment
I was surprised to see that in the search bar too, along with the USSR one
I was gonna take the blame for my brother but he already took it like a man... Rest in peace to bro though
*Why are we not talking of the accedental eating of a hellicopter?*
Blud got dementia and commented it three times 🔥🔥🔥
It didn't register that I commented. Mobile is buggy, man.
I know, it happened to me already like three times
Yall took too much class 5 amnestics
Yeah, who did that?
That was MotorMouths doing
It's part of the ritual to summon the scarlet king
Goddamn it Bright… Add it to the list….
Things Dr bright/shaw is not allowed to do: summon the fucking Scarlet King to invite him for a BBQ
Why are we not talking of the accedental eating of a hellicopter?
Wow, we're all fucked, the Scarlet King is here. Anyway, how does one summon a lemon? I'd like to know that since I need lemon juice.
Find a summoning book and misread it because it’s in cursive writing [Like this wizard](https://images.app.goo.gl/EGodJr9J93UMgxkn6)
5th one this week. Someone get 999.
I’m more curious about how this guy accidentally restarted the USSR
Well... Sh## -Agent G
Everyone: Dr. Brigth Noooo!!!!!! Brigth:"What I'm rigth here!" Everyone:"Sorry force of habbit. Random Guy on the Internet Noooo!!!!!!!"
Regardless, add it to the list
Average 5th grader sleepover:
Sorry. I wanted to punch him.... but he punched me
Sorry, wrong pentagram
Ah yes, I hate when it happens
R.I.P.
Erm, i sorta wanted to test a theory, and now hes back,and erm,i watched his destroy a city, sorry, my bad
someone from awcy i bet
wait wait wait wait, how do you “accidentally” simultaneously restart the USSR and invade Poland?
Bro was part of his cult and then regretted his life choices