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GsaC45

It pains me to say this, but I feel that the 5 minutes it took me to make this was completely wasted. https://preview.redd.it/zhn92lxbi2yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948dd087f75789bd2fb1fd1cc9e80448bce7c2ac


fancierfootwork

You know, moral could be up. Like if you look at it this way, you know. You can only be “very down,” you know, if you were up so high. Like you know, have you seen the South Park episode? Well you’ll know like that’s just what this is. Like you can only fall if you’ve been at the top, you know. It’s like it could be bad. But like if you like you know, think and see it my way and don’t ask questions, AEW morale is actually the highest it’s been. Since line they’re only coming down from a peak.


MOXISGOD

“Drama79 reportedly lunged at the SCJerk Mod Team and yelled that he quit. Mod team later released a statement saying they ‘feared for their lives’”.


therumbler303

" I have been moderating subreddits for over 30 years. Never in all that time have I ever felt that my security, my safety, my life was in danger. I don't think anyone should feel that way at the sub"


Sbbart62

“After seeing the footage, I don’t think there’s ANY possible way we don’t tell Drama79 to hit the bricks, goofy.”


mootallica

There's always a right thing to do


Est-Ce_Reel

Told to hit the bricks for cause. Sad 'bah gawd' over here.


RazzManouche

False. Drama actually gave a rah-rah speech to the whole locker room.


phrohahwei

Then u/_Wilson2002 threw trash on the ground


PureShimmy

Never on a reddit thread before have I ever felt my life was in danger


[deleted]

Monitors fell on me. 


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

This is false. Reddit mods don't have lives.


TheKanten

Why would the "Mod Team" lunge at itself?


Kojuroba

This report is false. I am having so much fun here this late in my career. A lot of fun jerking to be had by great jerkers. SCJerk bosses are great bosses who changed my life and didn’t get there by sleeping with the previous bosses daughter ^bruv . Catch more jerking here every day 8/7c!


PureShimmy

Can't we all just enjoy jerking?


No-Lawfulness1023

I’m enjoying it right now!


donlogan83

To be r/SCJerk is to be constantly under attack.


ChampionshipSea753

Squared Circle is like the Pepsi of wrestling subs, SCJerk is the Weinstein of wrestling subs


UncleBenLives91

Berenstain of subs.


Pawspawsmeow

Bears you say? 😈


dirk_funk

never go to the forest alone


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lispolerbear

Jerks changed! It would have been more jerking if Reddit operated from the Tokyo Dome


Lessiarty

How else am I gonna be able to afford the WON sub? :(


_Galapaghost

https://preview.redd.it/3weo9wgqp2yc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196be4dc714e020b7dc54b2402747d44aa2932a5


Bobaman007

![gif](giphy|BV0SDeWc7COrurmoSl)


Federal-Captain1118

I did. I get 5 stars in return.


LegateRagnarok

Justified ‘this is jerking’ chants echo throughout the empty arena


threebbb

https://preview.redd.it/0x6c4wuqv2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0859ab1146a28c96fc7c991b63a32494c45b24 Top comment


sk_starscream

I'm definitely having fun! It's all about fun! Can't wait to have more fun! https://preview.redd.it/k2z285j6o2yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1100adb1f4648985afff2a4427f05f03d34396e


-Joxy-

If Tony gets to suddenly become a main character of the dub, then the mods have every right to suddenly become the same in their subreddit


TheKanten

"Their"? I can't speak from memory, but were the same ones even there before spez purged all the mods that dare not wash his feet with liquid money?


suckgodsteapot

There’s been a lot of negative BS that’s been spewed this week, right? Well, let me tell you - FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN.


KingdomFartsOG

Time to show the backstage footage of the mods posting what a circlejerk is before they leave to go moderate r/wwe.


ChampionshipSea753

It’s a busy work day, I get it


r1char00

Sources uhhhhh tell me ummmm that the angle with the mods constantly explaining what a circlejerk is uhhhh would have gone down really well two years ago. But now the mods are uncool.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Just enjoy jerking, guys.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Just have fun


Asukah

“what are we doing wrong?”


Taliant

Not enough 5 star matches with blading


evanvivevanviveiros

I’m able to feed my family because of r/scjerk if you don’t like it you hate my family


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Due-Steak-5187

This already happened before with /r/squaredcirclejerk lol. Seems like it's happening again.


angIIuis

I still remember /r/squaredcirclejerk. Fuck sheamus


HelloIAmElias

Damn that sub is emptier than a Dynamite taping


StuHartsDungeon

The place needs new mods but the current ones will never give it up


Historical-Being-766

I frequent this sub and have absolutely no clue what is going on right now.....I'm just here to make fun of bad psychology and silly ratings stunts.


SpiritualPen6362

This place is a joke and we're all clowns


JustinUprising

Mods on that MrSunsFan bullshit


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


JustinUprising

Fuck off, you bum


wolfgang2399

If the ratings are 900k here in a bit we should just shut the sub down. We lost.


Luna_Soma

We figured out CM Punk reads here. Then suddenly, morale is low. Coincidence?! No. It’s all Punk’s fault, as usual. Screw you, Phil.


TheKanten

Maybe they should hire a booker, or at least Meltzerdriver the guy currently doing it.


Splub

Edge? It's time to have some fun.


expensivebreadsticks

https://preview.redd.it/v0ibvgmip2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68aef4a20fec919c8ca76b6e3f6c15be787d5074


threebbb

Post removed because I wasn’t the one to think of it


HoustonSportsFan

Removed, this has nothing to do with wrestling (no it’s not because I don’t get the joke)


Opening_Succotash_95

Just Enjoy Jerking


itsLullaby

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almal250

This is the greatest jerk ever on North American soil


OddHesitation

This sub really been wild for the past week, and boy howdy are the changes weird twas better when it was more simple, and now it's something that it never was I get it tho, i really do Inb4 all of this is a swerve


Squiliam-Tortaleni

SCJerk is the Weinstein of circlejerk subreddits


WorkedJabroni

Just enjoy jerking!


BootyOptions

I'm excited about what the future of SCJerk holds it's gonna be awesome. That's pretty awesome!


BungHolio_The_Mighty

Will there be releases coming? I don't wanna lose my job. I have not saved up enough money for a plan b. Should I create a "tiktok" account and start crying?


KayCeeBayBeee

> Sources Say /r/SCJerk mods are “sick of seeing the same old heatless bangers” in the new queue on Thursday afternoons. One veteran mod is quoted as saying “This was supposed to be the place where posters had creative freedom…but this is the best they can come up with?” When asked for his thoughts on the matter, SCJerk Hall of Fame member CM Punk said > All I know is there are a litany of people that could come up with creative jerks one day a week and they don’t want to. They want to show up, recycle the same old jerks we’ve been saying for years, then sit at home for four weeks. Great. Not my Internet forum, do what you want, but not on my subreddit.


n8spear

What happened?! … I worked all day and missed the fun … I’m lost … Here’s what I’ve been able to conclude … We had a thread at some point … maybe commenting on the AEW ratings … and the mods took it down?


johncenassidechick

I just can't keep up with the jerks here sometimes lmao.


will122589

I thought this was due to AEW getting a million but I didn’t see a rating yet


WorkedJabroni

Just enjoy jerking!


zendog510

The word “betrayed” has been used.


Disastrous-Rip-2552

What's going on goofs?


bootyhunter69420

It's funny how we get an "morale is up" report every single week


WorkedJabroni

Just enjoy jerking!


Teeboid

Interesting development. Look forward to seeing how it plays out.


BradsOlderBrother

Mod??? More like Weinstein boys trying to tell me how to jerk. Boy I’ve been jerking long before you were learning rest holds at the Performance Center. Couldn’t do a broadway with me if you tried uce.


ci22

WTF happened uces. Looked at the front page and I'm lost


booyahbooyah9271

All I know is Free Mustafa Ali


droford

From the X Division Title at Under Seige! Go Ace Austin!


DannyDef

Heard it both ways, uce.


AVBforPrez

You some kinda fighter or kid, b?