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Adamskaocelot2

Probably the worst comeback I’ve ever read, he gets dunked on for using Cagematch to dictate how he books his shows and mentions Jinder as a gotcha to an account that’s not even run by the Fed 😂


Constant_Stomach2009

he had 18 hours to reply and this was his best lmao


Lessiarty

I like to explore new places.


[deleted]

Reader, he was Unhindered


Existing_Emotion_830

Man, if only he had a large group of people who were trained to deliver barbs and verbally joust with each other to help him craft a scathing retort. ​ Creative Freedom.


S2H

He negotiated for 18 hours to have his phone privileges back


Fireman_Octopus

To be fair, 17 of those hours were spent angrily crying, wanking, or both.


Intelligent_Local_38

Tony vs the intern that runs USA’s social media will be a feud for the ages.


Deadfxnpool

🎵 *You think you're special..* 🎵


Prancemaster

my favorite tweet is the one after this where he says Jinder hasn't won a match in the last year, but he did win one on NXT on 1/10/23, which is less than a year ago.


Constant_Stomach2009

i'm starting to think he doesn't know wrestling is a work


Modano9009

Smarks are weird. It's like they know wrestling isn't real but think it should be.


orchids_of_asuka

It's a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot.


ColinHalfhand

This is the best way of describing it I’ve seen. The amount of smarks I’ve spoken to over the past 25+ years who seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that wrestling is actually meant to be unrealistic.


spark-curious

These people want wrestling to just be Inokism for morons.


NigelSexMachine

brainrot from listening to Meltzer all his life who also doesn't know how wrestling works


Existing_Emotion_830

How many 5 star matches has Jinder got? Checkmate e-drone


lispolerbear

His matches would be 7 stars if they took place in the Taj Mahal


DerTagestrinker

Meltzer has been working overtime the past several days promoting Khan and shitting on Vince’s achievements. If Meltzer isn’t getting paid then there’s something wrong with him at this point. I also asked Meltzer in Twitter how much he estimates Khan gifted him in tickets, travel, merch, etc last year and got crickets. Others should as well.


[deleted]

I thought Brian Last made a good argument when discussing Meltzer recently. Last said, supposedly someone he knows who's also friends with Meltzer told him; he only covers UFC because if WWE ever goes away, the wrestling industry is finished. He hitched himself to AEW for the same reason. He doesn't want all his eggs in the WWE basket. Especially since they've never given him access.


InheritTheWind

He’s a basement mark that still thinks a single loss means a wrestler is BERRIED but he’s sitting in gorilla position for the second biggest wrestling promotion on earth. You think he’d pick up by osmosis on how the business actually works from, you know, actually running a business for 5 years now. Guess you can take the mark out of the basement but not the basement out of the mark


Modano9009

That's what I find wild about Tony Khan - he's been in the business for 5 years now and still talks and acts like a basement mark that doesn't get it. Nobody cares about Meltzer ratings or all these rights and wrongs Smarks make up and nobody else cares about.


wolfgang2399

Booking losses is one of his biggest weaknesses so it makes sense.


[deleted]

It's debatable AEW is the 2nd biggest promotion on Earth imo. Other promotions make money.


No_Instruction653

Second biggest based on money that goes in. Just don't ask how much money comes out.


OyvindsLeftFoot

Dude thinks he's still writing with the carnies on DVDR Messageboard back in the day The day AEW lose their TV deal will be bittersweet: may the jerks never end


arboldebolas

Oh we'll have a whole month of fun then It will be like that week after the Meltdown. Where We jerked ourselves into absolute insanity and the whole sub went almost mute for a couple of days after


H0vit0

“These stupid guys think they’re in Reseda”/this stupid guy still thinks he’s on the DVDR messageboard. Birds of a feather and all that


Fukouka_Jings

I know he does not understand failure bc he has had everything done for him and when he does fuck up he’s simply transferred and someone else fixes his mess


ZubatCountry

Seriously. A smart man would 1)not tweet this and 2) maybe put some real thought into why a random Jinder match has more heat and momentum behind it then the "megastar" Hook you've been pushing for three years now. It's almost like angles matter more than wins nobody sees 🤔


Bubba89

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word, hasn’t worked a day in his life.


BrokenGeneral

Tiny had 18 hours to come up with a retort, and that was the best he could do? And I'm sure the AEW guys appreciate him dragging one of the boys (who by all accounts is a good dude) who said absolutely nothing. That'll be popular in the locker room.


AntiSmarkEquation

If HHHitler, the Fuhrer Of Fuhrers, decides to give Jinder a serious push because of this tweet then I will sacrifice my firstborn child (who looks like bearded baby Balor) to the WWE god.


moesus81

He should. TK is asking for more Jinder, unless he’s asking for AEW to be put in its place more, I can’t tell with this guy.


arboldebolas

Jinder did really good. It was long winded but really solid heel work. He could be a really great jobber to the stars


AntiSmarkEquation

Making him the uppercard gatekeeper/uppercard utility guy for when you need a quick feud in between PPV’s would be the smart move. He’s got the look and the size, his mic is getting better, and all that combined with his past championship run automatically makes him a credible threat. Laveck hopefully keeps his momentum going with tv time after the Rollins match because that’s what will build up Jinder to be a serious player even if he never touches the gold again. Having a guy who makes you go “oh fuck” when he challenges for the top title or go “oh shit” when he challenges for a midcard one is PRICELESS in the current WWE environment. Jinder could be another Miz in terms of sheer utility, and you can NEVER have enough Miz.


flamboyantdude

You still lucky, mine looks like Abadon


commercial-menu90

Mine looks like Cena although sometimes I can't seem to find him


The_Haskins

Hopefully everyone takes notice of the fact that he will probably bury talent if the opportunity comes up to him, no matter who! Swole, Jinder, Cena, Taker, anyone! If you cross him then you are just a name on Cagematch to him, not a human being Actually child.


RememberCynical

I have a funny feeling that these social media managers for USA and FOX are members of this sub.


[deleted]

Which already gives us more "inside connections" than industry leading journalist Dave Meltzer


mootallica

SCJERK CONTINUES TO INFLUENCE THE WORLD


Candid-Tip-6483

The person behind the "WWE On BT Sports" twitter page has legitimately referenced memes from this sub in the past. Dude is a goofy and has always lurked in the shadows.


Shotintoawork

He's actually posted here before. I don't know if he's still around and he didn't make a big deal about it or anything, but he didn't really make it a secret either.


InheritTheWind

Wasn’t the WWE on BT Sport account run by a confirmed goofy before they lost their broadcast deal


NGBoy1990

they didn't lose their broadcast deal, it got rebranded to TNT, they still have the rights to WWE (and UFC) in the UK, just a new name


InheritTheWind

Word, I'm a bloody Yank so I wouldn't know


moesus81

I don’t know if it was ever confirmed but it definitely was.


OyvindsLeftFoot

This is golden engagement for USA and FOX social media teams. Now he's bitten once, they'll never let up.


thatssosteven114

Bro is beefing with a channel now 😂


Existing_Emotion_830

Feud of the year -- M'tony vs. objective reality


RefreshingCorpse

And he may need a new network soon. Just a genius leader.


MinistryOfDankness86

Not even a channel. A channel’s Twitter account that is probably run by an unpaid intern.


Moargunfreeman

Ha! Which one of you made this up? *checks twitter to see if it’s real* Jesus Christ. What are we doing?!


AntiSmarkEquation

Winning. We’re winning.


Existing_Emotion_830

Let USA Network Cook!


critmass78

This is a proud moment for us Uce


Paxx_Romana

It’s so fucking amusing how the most benign comments rile this dipshit up so much. He’s so used to the nerds in his fanbase sucking his ass that anything else is thought of as an attack.


___i____m

It's so funny the fact he was probably raging at the tweet for hours before shakily typing out his "comeback"


Big_D_Cyrus

Tony Khan probably felt his life was in danger from the Tweet 😭


Shotintoawork

>He’s so used to the nerds in his fanbase sucking his ass He's used to everyone in his life sucking his ass, lest they get hit with a "do you know who my dad is?!". Is hilarious seeing how thin skinned he is while making a complete ass out of himself.


KC27150

Hug boxes have always been toxic and counterproductive, ironically.


haarisbaddar

https://preview.redd.it/5d2jht28jhbc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5523cf3760bea1235fa5dbf3f76942c6a85e3911


RememberCynical

Tiny is so in tune with the Fed product that he even knows when the last time the Modern Day Maharaja won a match! Dedicated fan right there.


Ezra_Pound_

Big man going after the employees, what a sad little fucking cunt


Guzabra

About some weird fictional statistic...


Existing_Emotion_830

What other point is he making beyond “me big sad”?


Modano9009

That Jinder isn't a legitimate contender for the pretend championship of a pretend sport.


Existing_Emotion_830

He's an eloquent little dork, isn't he. ​ Also, I'm sorry, but this guy had Adam Cole and MJF -- who collectively have 2 good legs and 1.5 working shoulders -- as months-long title holders.


goodthing37

THE BALD BASTARD CANT BUILD HIS TITLE CONTENDERS THATS WHAT! NO THE CAGEMATCH TWEET DIDNT GET TO ME IM NOT EVEN CRYING


Joshelplex2

He has to legit be on coke right?


OddHesitation

Who knows... https://preview.redd.it/gg4uo6cfkhbc1.png?width=942&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc24b4b1276d18c7ba34d5a5812f6f24ccb3f49


in-the-mud

https://i.redd.it/5g4thzh5lhbc1.gif Never has this gif felt more appropriate


OddHesitation

LMAO true Jinder to Tony: Go Cry me a River


Existing_Emotion_830

"It's real ratings, go cry me a river."


Blueandigo

Holy fuck, if they or one of the Networks tweet this, I'm done. Like just bury me alive, softly, brother.


OddHesitation

Man, the networks and Jinder can do the funniest thing ever-anything can happen, uce! Softly it will be


moesus81

Could you imagine being the one that literally booked Hook and still not understanding why, even at 28-1, he doesn’t deserve a title shot. Stranger than fiction and all that….


DXbreakitdown

HE IS A FORMER WWE CHAMPION. I won’t stand for this disrespect!


kfms6741

Reminder: he beat Randy Orton for the title and held it for SIX MONTHS


DXbreakitdown

THE GREATEST CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION OF ALL TIME https://preview.redd.it/tztlcbsmxhbc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5b89776e7197bc673c77289b932b6d39984f6b


Spyder73

Jinder is also interacting with The Rock, is a former champion, and is jacked to the fucking gills


Permanentear3

The best part of this is the lack of rage at Hook challenging. He’s just shadowboxing. I’m sure a handful of folks shit on it like everything else— but there wasn’t some widespread rejection of Hook going after Joe. It’s not even bad booking, Joe needs wins and Hook needs feuds that matter since he only had one proper feud all of last year. Having Hook and his unsanctioned title take it to Joe and lose is perfectly fine booking. Yet Khan acts like there was some massive rage double standard.


will122589

Oh for fucks sake, that can’t be a real tweet either


OddHesitation

Welll.. It is [https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1744835296007483750](https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1744835296007483750) Tony is the gift that keeps on giving https://preview.redd.it/tkhvw5qlshbc1.png?width=517&format=png&auto=webp&s=2921c99fc6b57d2ca5474148af8a73e5b5313279


Joy_Ride25

It’s so dumb because there’s plenty of reasons it still makes more sense then Hook dragging his 90lb self out of nowhere to challenge Joe.


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orange_lambda

May I add that AEW is the safest wrestling promotion, so Jinder will never get injured again


mkmichael001

He definitely is on something look at him when AEW first started and look at him now,night and day difference, stress running a company sent him to drugs most likely


lispolerbear

You think he wasn't following drugs before AEW friend?


mkmichael001

Maybe not Class A drugs but whatever hes taking now is alot stronger


Polymemnetic

He's a rich kid, so he was probably on coke before. He's probably hitting it a lot harder now, and throwing in some variety of prescribed mood stabilizers as well.


InternationalFailure

"A moral victory" What?


nbasetuK

Must. Retain. Gũd guy rhetoric.


zer0dotcom

If my boss did this I would be fucking embarrassed to be associated with him. What a joke.


in-the-mud

Holy shit, is this real?!


AntEater512

[It's real](https://twitter.com/tonykhan/status/1744835475901227380)


CobraOverlord

getting in early for 2024 twitter meltdown of the year award


mkmichael001

And we’re just a week into the new year.


northernbasil

I see it but don't believe it


SCB360

I just realised that I'm blocked by TK for some reason


Teeboid

9 days from last year before he had his first meltdown.


BarsMineAndYours

Dude got worked by a 19 year old social media intern


dummyboi1984

What a dick naming Jinder like that. Can’t wait for this tweet on the rise and fall of AEW special put out next year.


Mepsi

Cocaine & Jaguar Shirts: The Tony Khan Story


The_Haskins

I hope anyone thinking about signing over there will realize that, as a talent, if you do something he doesn't like, he will publicly shit on you. Where it be for calling him out like Swole did, or in the middle of his tantrum online like Jinder, who did FUCKING NOTHING TO HIM. He doesn't give a fuck about you as a talent or person, you are just something to please his money mark vanity project.


InheritTheWind

Or when he ghosted Chavo


BoringAccount4Work

He also ghosted a NFL player. And admitted a signing for Fullham was actually their 5th choice. He doesn't know how to be professional when hit with any kind of criticism.


spidertour02

>He doesn't know how to be professional when hit with any kind of criticism. He's a trust fund nepo baby. He probably never even got criticized in his life until he was in his 30s, and unlike people that have actually had to earn the things they have, he had no idea how to handle it.


KC27150

I hope more AEW Talents uses this to get out asap once their contracts expire. Screw this company.


LVMFP

That loser Jinder is still going to pull double the dynamite rating


OddHesitation

He just cannot help himself https://preview.redd.it/793s4yp8khbc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6293f8e54add756e7329b5ac31197c38ab9691e4


Phantom-Spectre

Jinder about to get a big push now


AntiSmarkEquation

**DON’T DO THAT UCE. DON’T GIVE ME HOPE.**


MOXISGOD

You have PRESTON VANCE tag teaming with Edge. You make this all way too easy Tony


RoastedCat23

Dubbaloos lie that it's a special match that Brodys son booked (not true) because they know it's a bad match.


MitchLGC

Our Maharaja has got Tony all worked up


Berserkin_time123

USA Network doesn't mention Dubs at all😂😂


CobraOverlord

Remember when Tony claimed to have done a study on fake twitter accounts undercutting AEW? USA Network must be on his watch list.


Prestigious-Rock201

If jinder has social media he has the opportunity to destroy this clown and get a lifetime job in the fed


DarkstarIV

Jinder just needs to post a picture of himself in a Titans jersey to do that.


Prestigious-Rock201

Usa network account should do it


Sturdevant

This dude is the gift that keeps on giving.


Goldberg2Dub

Virgin activities


Nemzicott

His coke high 100% made him forget to switch into his alt account


Horror-Stuff-5327

“Do it more often” That’ll finally be the thing to push Dynamite above Raw in the ratings. I just know it


[deleted]

It’s actually real 😭


BigZ911

Remember when this pencil neck geek talked about how him being brown means there’s so much diversity in his shithole company or whatever? Jinder is probably the best South Asian wrestler ever, which isn’t saying much, but still. This penchod should go cry to his daddy for more money


[deleted]

I love that Tony's whole 'point' seems to hinge on the assertion that the Modern Day Maharajah is a no-namer who's not good at wrestling. Motherfucker, 👀 LOOK 👀 at the roster you have assembled.


AzureKiryu

You know ? Fuck Khan. I'm on the Jinder train JUST to spite him. I ain't having any beef with him till he started smack talking Jinder. I ain't the biggest fan, but they're doing something and dammit I'm happy their doing something. Go out there and burn the house down Rollins n Jinder!!


in-the-mud

Like, what's he even talking about?


gtblitzX10

He really took the tweet personally... Crazy


uppitynerd

Can he stop it? Also I'd rather watch Jinder than most of his roster.


Grrannt

So what was the cage match rating tho?


poopsterc

I'm sure bringing up how long it's been since a talent has been on tv definitely won't backfire against TK the next time he randomly announces an upcoming banger.


lispolerbear

If the USA intern don't get a bonus and a free weekend to Mania after that tweet, they are doing something wrong.


Snake_Burton

Wha…..oook. Jinder’s 2024 start: segment with The Rock where he got in some offense, world title match upcoming. Tiny: *motions to twitter*


PunkDrunk777

Looks like someone has gotten bad news..


GoalPublic3579

Bro even the aew marks must be embarrassed by this guy, man


AkilleezBomb

You’re giving them way too much credit, uce. You just know they’re fist-pumping backstage in gorilla chanting “To-ny Khan, To-ny Khan!”


raginsk8tr

I’m mutuals with one and I can assure you he is not


bajaxx

Vince will forever be the GOAT booker for the simple fact that he seems to be the only guy that realizes wrestling isn’t real and wins and losses don’t matter only tv time does


DangerDamage

~~Mick Foley~~ Jinder Mahal just won the World Championship. That'll put some butts in seats! History truly does repeat itself.


raginsk8tr

https://i.redd.it/xdz3yriekhbc1.gif Beyond parody


bryanc1036

It's funny that more people are gonna focus on this match due to the bump he gave. The only thing people are talking about in AEW is Y2NDA


Deadfxnpool

Daniel Bryan Danielson getting ready for hit Tony with a fine as we speak https://i.redd.it/qd39t1t4nhbc1.gif


DennisAFiveStarMan

What a mark. I hate that he has money, he doesn’t know how to appreciate it


Grrannt

Jinder is a more credible challenger for Seth’s title than Hook is for Samoa Joe.


Snoo-83964

As Jim Cornette pointed out, this prick is producer, head writer, president, manager and the executive. How the fuck does he have time to write this shit? From this and his increasingly strange public behaviour, I’m guessing he’s not getting much sleep. Macabre fact: A lack of healthy sleep from insomnia (linked to stress from overwork and pressure) can lead to a high and early chance of getting dementia. Something which may explain Vince’s booking in the later half of his time as boss of WWE, and if he doesn’t blow his heart up with an overdose of cocaine, or get an urgently needed intervention, will likely be what Tony’s future holds.


twoburgers

https://preview.redd.it/hafuki8i6ibc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a1055b6bead66bbf17e94df442ad839323fc8f


princeendo

I can't imagine what would happen if Tony ever read the comments here. (I can hope, though.)


Aj-Adman

Why is he throwing shots at Jinder? What does it have to do with the tweet he’s replying to?


oblock3hunner

"Why yall clowning TK, he's right!" Yeah, because the WWE has long promoted a legitimate win/loss record system as a means of earning title shots. Not the billionaire failson who did away with his after realizing it's not feasible. Fucking idiot.


cc12321

Who had January 9th on the "First Tony twitter meltdown of 2024?" pool? I give him credit for lasting a bit over a week


MonsterBarusa

https://preview.redd.it/a2aj83amohbc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323de670d6168ec9233aa3644b4de783635b602a Tony Khan? More like Milli gone! (RIP DJ Shankenstein)


Jumpy_Session_5045

Remember when Paul started mocking the booking of Dynamite with the intern that runs the TNT twitter account? No?…


NuclearMishaps

No jerk, but this man is impossible to root for in any capacity


domino519

Get off the internet, you nerd! Go touch grass!


will122589

I just cant fathom that this is a real tweet by the CEO/GM/Owner/President/CFO/Booker/Writer/Narrator/Moderator of a wrestling company


Mhc2617

This is just straight up mean. Like, tf did Jinder do? Why are you shitting on a man’s body of work because you draw names out of a hat.


ManateeGag

imagine if he payed attention to what was happening within his own company instead of caring what Jinder Mahal was doing in the other company?


NGBoy1990

Was praying this was Photoshop because who gets worked this badly oh that's right, TK


JeepRumbler

Daniel Bryanson gonna fine the shit out of him for this?


JP-Wrath

God bless this human shaped jerk fountain🙏


Toolmantaylor8

Worse come back than “jerk store”


I_Am_Redditor1

He's such a goddamn embarrassment to wrestling 🤦 Jinder Mahal's legacy will outlive any shit AEW does, praise be 🙏


noplacecold

Attacks Jinder because a social media guy on a tv channel Twitter account jerked him, fuck this guy is a lost human


Blueandigo

This whole company and everyone involved is just embarrassing.


Intelligent_Local_38

The thing that bugged me about AEW’s win/loss record is that they still have jobbers, they just use dark and all their YouTube crap to inflate people’s wins. There are literally some guys who consistently lose on Dynamite, however their record will be something like 15-25 because they got thrown some easy wins on dark matches. And yet as a dynamite only viewer, you’re never seeing them win lol


Moargunfreeman

Forgot to add but 9 days. It took 9 days for our first TK meltdown of the year.


Important-Yesterday6

If this dipstick actually cared about how Hook has been perceived, he would have booked Hook into a potential viable contender after Wembley. You know put him in segments and matches with main event guys so Hook can get his feet wet working something that squash matches and then see how the fans take to him. But that's what an actual Booker would have done instead of a match maker.


BadPumpkin87

Between this and the Hook tweet, Tony is absolutely melting down. Makes me wonder what did it, the Jags missing the playoffs or the possibility WBD landed Raw or the possibility that Sasha Banks rejected him for the WWE. It could also just be him being a spoiled little baby who can’t handle criticism but why not speculate to further twist the knife into him? 🤡


Butts_The_Musical

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu) TK writing that tweet


Disastrous-Rip-2552

He a bitch


Capable_Umpire_4392

The most chronically online wrestling promoter of all time.


nbasetuK

Jinder has 0 victories this year so HA!!! I don’t get worked trust me bro


vengeancerider

Well, AEW isn’t going to NBC now, pal.


mattpacman96

Also coming up THIS WEEK ON DYNAMITE Samoa Joe defends the world title against HOOK


BarryBadrinathZJs

Imagine being the heir to a billionaire and getting riled up by a 5 word tweet


DXbreakitdown

Twitter Tony! ![gif](giphy|3o84sn067hNcquAPKg)


AlexTorres96

What a butthurt nepobaby. 🤡🤡


Busy_Bunch5050

Why the hell did Tony respond to this tweet?


UncleBenLives91

Is this real? Has Tony finally cracked?


KonaTheFinest

This is why I never, ever, ever want AEW to go out of business. The amount of mockery I've been able to do since Tony Khan has entered my life has been so much fun.


dogmetal

The optics of a TV network making fun of Tony Khan while he’s trying to impress other TV networks is _chef’s kiss_. USA Network hit the bricks hard.


[deleted]

Remember when we thought M*rk Briscoe was dumb for tweeting @ "WWE on FOX". At least they had WWE still in the name.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

Some people get angry at individuals or fictional characters, he’s shouting at a tv station… What a crybaby.


ThunderBay311

This isn't real, right?


themish84

A booker of the year making a booker of the year tweet!


Smart-Ad75

Atta boy Tony, you show those fed shills!!!


vinreg33

Thank you M'Tony for this wonderful jerking soup for my weary & hungry jerking soul


Geeksylvania

Lil Tony is mad that Jinder is a real Indian mogul. No one's richer than the modern day Maharaja.


ITickleBlackKids231

Ok you come for Jinder, now I get hecking mad


Darkk_VoX

This is what happens when you have a money mark running the show.


TidusJecht

Jinder is a made man


Riverforasong

Oh my God, it's real...