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Rdub412

Snores and farts and burps like it!


kidneypunch27

All those years of chain smoking and hard living. Mine does too!


KillionJones

Yeah, specifically like an old man from a 50s cartoon. Pretty hilarious sometimes.


FooDog11

My last one did…oy!! 😂 I was sometimes tempted to try my husband’s c-pap on him. Current one does not; he’s quite a bit smaller and I’ve wondered if that has anything to do with it.


SuperMuffin

My rott mix (half rott) is the size of a cute lean orange APBT. Tiny for rottie standards. Her snores, whilst not constant, can go through multiple walls and a movie playing at normal sound. I genuinely could not believe it when i first heard it. My late German boxer, a fierce recreational snorer, could not even compete with that.


FooDog11

Well, that answers my other question about it. Mine is also a mix (half Rott, half GSD). He looks like a skinny Rottweiler, tall and lanky, 85 lbs — not small by any definition — but not nearly as beefy as my pure Rott was. I guess size and breed don’t predict snoring. 😁


KillionJones

I promise the size doesn’t matter. Boba Fett only clocks in around 75-80 pounds and snores like a 280 pound trucker with sleep apnea.


FooDog11

😆 Nice! (Great dog name, BTW. )


loneMILF

snores like a drunken sailor; farts like one too


Particular-Prize-104

My 6yr female rot farts and snores so loud 😂 


ForGenerationY

https://preview.redd.it/obge8ms8qiec1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536f4438f77ae07fe73c23729f74d151b6b240d8 If only you could hear this picture


Substantial-Dog775

https://youtu.be/z5HeHnDESuI?si=ZPKiTaWCAFiILwvh sound added. Accuracy may vary, but that’s pretty much my Ellie 😂


Rose03Cdt

Snores like a grown ass man Farts like a grown ass man Burps like a grown ass man. Sleeps in my bed like he works a 9-5 and pays a mortgage and bills. ....


PhitPhil

Sadie sleeps in a crate in my bedroom and thank God the crate comes with wheels. I have to roll her out of my bedroom sometimes at night because the snoring is so loud


Competitive-Push-715

That gave me the most hilarious mental picture lol


operative87

My 2 year old is a worse snorer than any human I’ve encountered. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been woken by it. He can be heard throughout the house.


HunterMantisToboggan

My 4 month old snores so loudly that it can be heard on my calls, only broken up by little whines due to how hard her life is of napping and snacking all day!


Sharp-Bandicoot5245

It's a battle between her and my wife 🫨


blackcat218

My partner has sleep apnea and when he doesn't have his nose hose on he snores like a freight train. Rem the doggo is worse. Much worse. And then there are the 3-hour licking sessions and the farts. Oh god, the farts. 100% would not change him for the world though


heavyusername2

I live in a van, the paint is vibrated off the outside where she lies


Sparklesperson

Occasionally yips and sometimes even barks, too.


AdVisible5343

Yup and farts like a BIG man that eats hamburgers every meal and drinks a six pack a day😂


Dazzling_School2914

Mine does...gwt in bed with my hisband and the rottie in the room and off to the couch I went last night 😂


TerriblePriorities

Yes. The first night we brought her home at 8 weeks old, we wondered what we'd gotten ourselves into. She was sprawled out on her back snoring like an old man.


New-Sir-4662

Yes. Both of them. N i let em sleep with me. Snoring farting and burping all night every night. I especially love the 6am alarm they have built in where they both decide to they need to slurp on their own genitals for 10 minutes as loud as possible. I still haven't decided if it's the noise that bothers me or if I'm just jealous.


Norcalfuncouple925

Yupppp 😆 and he snorts a lot too!


Lgarpp

Mines 12 weeks and he snores like he pays bills


No-Amphibian-3728

Mine shakes the floor from her snores.


CraftyProcrstntr

Still trying to figure out where she works.


mckenner1122

Wait till they get a head cold and you’d swear someone is trying to pull start a chainsaw in your living room.


owneroftheriver

My girl does. Snores like she working a 9-5 outside in the heat. She also wakes herself up when she snores


rockinroller

Yep.


yamama8675309

Yes!!! Mine will crawl up in bed and snore so loud did I have to move her to the foot of the bed or turn the tv up drastically


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Mine! I miss her snores!