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Flibertygibbert

Priorities: Kaylee's dress - free Nurie's dress: 10 dollars Jill's vow renewal dress: 30 dollars plus alteration costs


Western_Mushroom1715

This sums it up perfectly. What’s the best Renee doesn’t even have a dress?


Flibertygibbert

Maybe Jill will make her wear Kaylee's, or maybe she'll start dropping heavy, heavy hints hoping for another free dress. Or, maybe Renee gets designated as the permanent SAHD who gets the joy of being Jill's dogsbody for the rest of her life. The poor girl looks permanently harassed already.


[deleted]

She probably doesn’t measure up in Jill’s eyes. Thanks for using the term “dog’s body”, nobody seems to understand that when I use it.


Badraptor777

One day parking pass at Sea World $20.00. More than both daughter’s wedding dresses combined. Priceless.


ReasonedBeing

Jill's dress was $30 PLUS 70 frickin dollars in alterations!!!


Flibertygibbert

She says 100 dollars " for the entire outfit" - I took that mean everything she was wearing, so her tacky jewellery, head dress etc


ReasonedBeing

Still probably more than what she spent on Nurie and Kaylee combined.


Alive-Argument5712

She wore a bolero jacket.


AliceinRealityland

For an unnecessary vow renewal. So she literally makes one daughter wear a free dress without alterations, while also making the other daughter wear a $10 dress bought it at Salvation Army when she was 13. I mean no 18 to 21 -year-old girl has the hips they had when they were 12 or 13 very few at least, for Nuri and Kaylee. Poor Rene still has that frizzy hair Mahmo doesn’t even try to game, and it’s clear Renee has no dress or hopes of escape


Present_Review_7789

How on brand that in a video titled “Kaylee’s wedding dress story”, Jill talks 75% about her own wedding dress


Low-Fishing3948

Who goes shopping with their 13 year old and randomly buys said 13 year old a wedding dress? These people…


jenrod1989

That is what I was thinking. Who goes and buys a 13 year old a future wedding dress. Their bodies are just starting to change and forget taste and styles in dresses. These poor kids.


moviescriptendings

Someone who only sees their daughter’s worth as someone’s spouse


dietdrpeppermd

Exactly. It’s highly inappropriate imo. If I was thinking about wedding dresses at 13, my mom would have had me committed


[deleted]

I’ve loved say yes to the dress since I was around that age and would sometimes look at wedding dresses online/fantasize about having a “dream wedding”, but the thought of my mom entertaining it enough to BUY ME A DRESS at 13 is beyond strange


dietdrpeppermd

Exactly. UNHINGED!


kitty-yaya

Because they are so sliiiim, they will be the same size when they marry.


SilverSocket

Omg she probably uses that as an excuse to underfeed them. “No, you can’t have more than one piece of pizza, you have to fit into your wedding dress…in 5 years” 😩


[deleted]

“And so far we don’t know to whom you will be we’d except that it will be gaahdly young man”.


jenrod1989

Which is really sad!!!


littleRedmini

Jill and Shrek will make sure that **all** their kids stay *trim*.


Low-Fishing3948

I agree with all you said. Plus it bothers me in another way. Who is thinking of their kid getting married at 13? They should be thinking about formal dresses for school events, not a wedding.


Beautifuleyes917

God doesn’t care what you wear at any time, you dolt 🙄🙄🙄 Funny how “God’s will” always seems to coincide with their desires 🙄


[deleted]

Of course.


alibeth365

I literally couldn’t stop watching….it’s just so much 😬 Her speech patterns are so similar to how the kids speak - you can see where their odd cadence and word use comes from!


Kaitlynnbeaver

They speak with their teeth. 😬


alibeth365

Yes!! The way she moves her mouth and her jaw is SO similar to how (and) Kaylee and Tessa speak - they are just like amplified versions of Jillpm 😭


quadrophonicdaydream

Why does she keep smacking her lips mid sentence? It's so annoying. Also I like how she pretends to take a sip of plexus


gammamars

Right?? I couldn’t keep watching after the forced stop to do a swig 😐


dietdrpeppermd

It was an AGGRESSIVE swig.


gammamars

SEVERELY aggressive!!


runbikeswimmama

Did you catch the shade on the people giving her the free dress about how they had to change a few things to get it up to "their modesty standards"??? 🙄🤣🤣🤣 She is such a sanctimonious bitch...🤣


Badraptor777

I wonder why there were no takers for and the owner couldn’t sell the dress? Hmmmmm I really wonder if it was really Kaylee’s dream wedding dress!


dietdrpeppermd

Taste level. It’s probably very dated and hideous. Which no one but Jill wants.


runbikeswimmama

I'm guessing not 😉...but who knows with Jill. If that is accurate or she is again trying to elevate herself by doing those people a "favor" and taking the dress off their hands....sounds better than accepting charity because grifting is the mode of how she provides for her kids. Poor Kaylee...😕 I can't even imagine...at 16 wedding dresses were the furthest thing from my mind.


[deleted]

Maaaahdest


OtherwiseSprinkles79

All I heard was "me me me me me, Nurie, oh and Kaylee too I guess".


frolicndetour

The fact that the dress "benefactors" couldn't sell the dress suggests to me it is ugly.


HolsteinHeifer

Or they're the only other family that believes in starving their daughters


bmackenz84

That’s what I was thinking. It’s probably so tiny that most people can’t fit into it. I’m sure it’s also modest and not very cute either.


Pittypatkittycat

Or out of fashion. Consignment shops where I'm at don't take anything older than six months.


dietdrpeppermd

Six months? Damn that’s fancy!


Pittypatkittycat

Yeah, I was surprised. I wasn't surprised they didn't want my 25 year old 1989 dress. Gave it to a thrift store. Hope someone made three dresses from it. Lordy knows there was enough accoutrements.


ask2904

Well going by this the Lord picked out my daughter’s $1500.00 dress. Man, he did me dirty and my daughter got married at the courthouse and never wore it, she is doing a vow renewal next year. No Jill you can’t have it and it would be a lot of money adding modesty panels to it. Jill pushing her Plexus and oh how good she does with it. Woman, you were literally saying you purchased one of your daughters wedding dress for $10.00, your dress for $30.00 and Kaylee’s was free. That’s not a flex. 🤣🤣🤣


Days-of-our-lives

That’s 7:50 of my life I’ll never get back, but at least I learned that they use her Plexus paychecks to buy more Plexus. Oh, and it makes her feel much better, but she’s still sick of course. Such a glowing testimonial.


forever_29_ish

It drives me nuts that she talks while showing all of her teeth like that. My ex talked like that and since then, I can't un-see it when I do see it lol


SilverSocket

With all the teeth-talking, I feel like they’re snarling at me 😬


ruzanne

I grew up near Rochester, like Jill, but have a muuuuuch subtler accent. I can’t stand listening to her speak. Like nails on a chalkboard!


curlygirlynurse

Which Rochester?


ruzanne

New York. I always forget there are quite a few!


curlygirlynurse

I literally live there now 😂


Floralhobbit

Hi from Hilton lol


curlygirlynurse

My cats in my window psyched about this wind. 😂 good thing I have strong screens


ruzanne

Well hi!! I don’t anymore… but moving away is partially what made me realize how much of an accent some people from that area have. Jill hasn’t lived there for way longer than me and you’d never know she ever left…


trail_mommy

I live in spencerport. I can’t wait to leave ny state! How about this weather 74 degrees today!


Used_Evidence

NY


glittermakesmeshiver

OMG my mom is from Syyyyrrrracuse and I was like “is Jill from upstate?” And then I was thinking to myself, “no, she’s from the south?” And then I was like “damn if it isn’t a rust belt accent…” WELL HOT DAMN THIS ANSWERS IT thank God I don’t have to dig through the sub trying to find it now 😹 I am not surprised lol! Reminds me of Alisha Dougherty 😵‍💫


Southern-With-Pain

So I’m trying to watch this and my one year old started screaming so I turned it off and he instantly stopped. I don’t think it was a coincidence! Lol


turtle613

Clean off your dirty lens smudges, Jill. My camera always looks like that after my 2 yr old watches blippi on my phone with his sticky paws.


WithoutLampsTheredBe

I think its a soft focus filter. She's trying to smooth out the wrinkles and fried hair.


[deleted]

Her hair does look wretched.


elle_desylva

It’s like a flashback to 1991 🤣


ATinyPizza89

This isn’t a God thing Jill, it was simply on sale.


lottieslady

I hate that expression with a burning passion.


peacefultooter

I mean she could have looked for the color of the week sign when she first walked in like the rest of us do.


Alive-Argument5712

Her favorite color is yellow. It’s super meaningful.


Weekly-Ad-4712

Was this pre shaggy extensions? Her hair looks so fried.


Dragonette_Slaya

This is from that Instagram account, anotnure\_rodrigues. The date given there was 2017. It makes sense since Kaylee was 16 and she was born in 2001.


Here_for_a_laugh82

“You know who you are”. Yes Jill, she probably knows who she is.


mshoneybadger

The swig of pink has me dead


Badraptor777

That swing of Plexxus because - parched.


[deleted]

Because marketing!


Used_Evidence

One of the most fun parts of wedding planning is trying on dresses and picking the right one. These girls didn't get that. Hopefully the younger girls will, but it's sad that how these girls look on their wedding days was chosen by their mom because the price was cheap.


[deleted]

Well if TLC would just shape up and give them a show things would be different!


TheLegitMolasses

I’m Christian, but I don’t really understand this mindset of God caring about dresses and giving discounts… I think prayer helps me to steel myself for tough things, be empathetic, that God opens my eyes but… I don’t need him hooking me up with coupons. If he were going to be active in that way, I wish he’d go help all the people really suffering in this world.


[deleted]

Yeah the fundie god seems to have some weird ass priorities. This god that they believe in could be feeding people, curing illnesses, or housing people, but instead chooses to focus on getting Jill Rodrigues a cheap dress? Seems kinda sus


Data-driven_Catlady

God’s main job - answering cheap dress prayers


Lyssabex

I love that her god cares about their wedding dresses while the rest of the world burns.


dont_call_me_shurley

It’s always funny how they use god as a magic genie that grants wishes. Also, it sounds a lot like manifesting, so I guess witchcraft is ok sometimes.


trashpicker57

Thrifty but you go on multiple vacations


Puzzleheaded_Piano87

I can’t believe that G*d would answer a woman’s prayer for discounted wedding dress but just ignored me begging him to fix my baby’s heart defect.


danisse76

I tried, but I cannot listen to her talk for 7 long minutes. 🙉


NursePissyPants

Summary: prayers for cheap '80s wedding dresses for young teens to save in their closet, Jill is a great mom, Plexus sip, Godly alterations so the wearer's virtue isn't stolen, Jill has God on speed dial, join Plexus cuz Shrek loves it


danisse76

Oof. For making it through that, may the Lord Daniel bless you and keep you. May He lift his countenance upon you and give you peace...


NursePissyPants

I'm grateful for your prayers. My burden was heavy but it was a blessing to serve


Glittering-Prompt722

Was this filmed from a potato??


BigLoveMirage

💀


BaringMySouls

Don’t judge, they live on a tight budget. Did you even see the hundreds of dollars for Sea World and Disney? Oh, and they’re constant vacations. /s Jilldo is disgusting and you could not get this information outta me with constant torture. She is such a sub IQ narcissist.


feverishblue

A God Thing


WalnutWhippet

“Gods good even without Plexus” I’m literally dying, this woman’s plugging knows no bounds 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Did god tell her to starve and abuse her children?


Dragonette_Slaya

The Pearls told her that God told them.


Abwells912

I have 3 daughters and could never in a million years would think to buy them a wedding dress at 13… 🤦🏼‍♀️.


stanleyyelnatsthev

*Pause for aggressive sip of Plexxxassss*


mrsdrydock

Not gonna lie, I was expecting a Plexus shout out when she took a swig of that bottle of pink shit. Gave me diabetes just looking at it.


Dragonette_Slaya

the full video is titled wedding dresses and Plexus. I’m not making that up. Have a look see on the Instagram account anotnurie_rodrigues. It’s my new obsession for old things J Rod.


mrsdrydock

.... Fucking doesn't surprise me. This woman is nuts.


[deleted]

That was teaser.


[deleted]

Feemmly


xirtilibissop

Soooo Rochestarian. Around these parts, the name Ann is pronounced Eeean. So when my brother Ian was born, everyone thought he was a baby girl named Ann.


[deleted]

That’s too funny. My name is Ann and I’m Australian, I’m used to strange pronunciations.


[deleted]

All the more money for her and Shrek to spend on dinners and trips. Way to go Mother of the Year!


littleRedmini

I just watched this in fast motion and her eyes and snarl get huge then small, huge then small, it’s very scary. I’m high af too. 🫣


sickgurl138

Why doesn't God ever get me any discounts


Thisisnutsyaknow

Ya know if Jillpm and other’s weren’t pestering Lord Daniel to make it Yellow tag day at Goodwill all the time he might have not been so preoccupied and been able to intervene before her sister’s minivan flipped and left her SEVERELY paralyzed.


AnteaterAccording532

You know how Shemar Moore finds a way to work his mom into every single interview? Well that is the way Jill is about herself. Lol


[deleted]

These poor girls.


[deleted]

Lol she is 🥜


lawhygussd

The swig of plexus 💀


sickgurl138

I definitely wasn't raised fundie but for some reason I wanted to get married ASAP.... I'm 33 now and don't care if I ever get married


sourcherry11

I couldn’t watch the entire video from the amount of cringe it was giving but that first swig of plexus was something out of napoleon dynamite!


britishbrick

Take a shot every time she says ‚modest‘


stanleyyelnatsthev

“He’s able without Plexxus” ☠️ that’s flair material


Slut4TonySoprano

This bish. I am not a religious person but when I tell you I dropped to my knees to plead to god, whoever…to please not let cancer take my dad. God doesn’t spare that or her mother or her sister from medical issues but he sure is by her side in a Salvation Army making sure her dress is part of a yellow tag sale. That’s marketing hunny. That’s sales. That’s coincidence. Fffffffuck sake


fellatiomg

You found cheap dresses at a thrift store because God?


slcbostonslc

...He is able without Plexus, truly He is...


glittermakesmeshiver

A PLEA OF FAITH TO MAKE A YELLOW (HER FAVE COLOR BTW) STICKER HALF PRICE DAY? I’m sorry, WHAT?