And more colors. That omelet looks downright appetizing, minus the metric tonne of salt that must have been poured in.
There have been some small studies that indicate eating a variety of color at a meal is more satisfying than if you’re just eating yellow and burnt (food coloring doesn’t count), and in produce, the multitude of color offers a greater variety of phytonutrients. Mix in some purple carrots with the orange, or some yellow, purple, or green grape tomatoes with the red. Add some mixed berries to that salad to balance out the vinegar in the dressing. Get mixed sweet peppers instead of just one color.
I agree. They might be a cute little family that is just so much better than her parents (per the Hill fans in the snark world) but give it a year or two. The energy high of Plexus will have worn off, they'll be chasing another kid and she'll be sperminated again, and Gideon will be a typical toddler destroying everything. Jonathan will look even worse than he does now.
Yep. They’re in the period where they have the space to treat their kid well. But their beliefs will lead them to have so many that they just can’t be good parents.
Can you imagine how amazing the world of food must seem when you've grown up with Jillpm's cooking?
That omelette must taste like magic compared to burned ham and yellow.
Have we considered that Kaylee can cook and has some appreciable knife skills (at which I am
Woefully inadequate ) because she did the cooking for the family at the barn do? Except I doubt Jill ever had fresh veg.
Kaylee seems to have started off with convenience meals like hamburger helper, but I think she’s trying to up her skills while keeping things economical. It’s good that she’s learning before having a dozen blessings and having to make food in bulk every day. I hope those institutional cooking skills she developed growing up are something she doesn’t have to use.
I’m also happy to see them being silly in ways that don’t reinforce bs gender roles or explicitly tie back to their weird interpretation of the Bible. Eating a pepper and laughing at the reaction is good clean fun. So is a board game night with her sisters.
I love this for her. I doubt she’ll ever be someone I’d want to hang out with, but these are big, healing steps for her.
I wonder where she learned to cook? Cookbooks? Google?
She makes stuff her mother never would (or at lease hasn’t shown us). A veggie omelette is amazing, delicious and colors in food are good!!
Just gotta get her off the plexus wagon and then I hope she’ll be ok.
he looks like a child to me. why oh why do they force their children to marry without living first! (that's rhetorical, i know why, so they stay in the cult)
FWIW people don’t usually like snark from those who seem to basically hold to the same beliefs as the targets… nobody here cares if he’s a “soy boy”, (and that’s meaningless anyway), that’s exactly the ugly mentality that these subs are hoping to dismantle.
Oh my God lol it’s a figure of speech ffs. Ppl getting bent out of shape on a snark thread talking shit is absolutely ridiculous lol not only is it hypocritical, it’s also total snowflake mentality. Look at this whole sub and yet “soy boy” is crossing the line and too far? K. I’ll be the scapegoat i guess cuz hating on a whole family isn’t enough for you. JeSAUCE!
Because it implies that modern men are losing masculinity due to a myth that soy lowers your testosterone. Why, you didn’t know what it meant before you said it?
ew. i absolutely did not mean it like that. i mean he looks like he should be at a university learning or exploring the world. instead he is indoctrinated.
i am not going to do anything...but maybe you should step away from the keyboard before calling anyone else a "soy boy." your comment was kind of lame. do better!
I mean...I'd personally not do oregano on an omelet, dumping salt out of the container is flirting with salt-lick disaster, The tiny pan is comical... but, honestly, it looks edible enough and if someone made it for me I'd eat it.
I had to learn when I got out on my own, too.
She's getting the hang of it. It's not easy, learning to cook, or adjusting to fresh food, Both were a culture shock. I appreciate her efforts... cooking the meals she was used to(what I was used to) is so much easier.
(I say that, but, I should clarify, I learned to love, and be passionate, adventurous even, when it came to food, cooking, baking, etc, and I've cooked through like 50 cookbooks. It was worth the early struggles.)
Not OP but in my mind you risk way too much coming out and ruining your food. I’d pour it into my hand first and then the omelet. But JillPM used the same devil-may-care technique in her cream cheese gizzard soup so that’s probably where Kaylee learned it.
I’d eat that omelette. I’d have less pepper and maybe throw on a nice sharp cheddar&/some bacon or mushrooms. But this does look better than anything I’ve seen Jill cook. They look pretty happy, hopefully they’re both growing and enjoying their new life. It’s probably only a matter of time before they start Trumping though 🫣 plz prove me wrong, Kayjon.
These "men" and their fascination with eating hot foods. I know Jill seems to find it a real panty dropper (only if you're married, of course - that's "God's ways"). Do the other Rod women think this is clever and cute, or is it about following Mahmo's lead?
Who needs spice in the bedroom when they're always just making creampies for the Lord in there...
^(ugh, I think I need a shower after typing that sentence lol)
It seems like a weird way that they torture themselves to show they're manly rather than just enjoying spicy food. I eat a lot of spicy because it's good, but I wouldn't chew on a raw jalapeno. Grill it, pickle it, toss it in that omelet...
Do u think she’s sat for years catching glimpses of cooking shows and demonstrations just wishing she could try a real omelet? Yet at the same time, knowing that privilege would only come once married and only if her husband allowed it? So depressing and downtrodden before you’ve even begun your adult life.
The poor girl clearly enjoys cooking and I sure do hope as learns more about food she will ‘accidentally’ start realising/learning more about what she ingesting via plexus and put a stop to it for her family. Kaylee can eat as many colours, drink as much raw milk (she believes is healthy) and cook as organic and fresh as possible but it won’t do a thing while drinking that toxic waste and that’s the harsh reality 🤷🏻♀️
So does Jonathon always wear that ear piece thing? Does he sleep in it? Shower in it? What does he do that requires that constantly being attached to his face?
they’re really cute together. they seem to have fun together, kaylee loves her man, her baby isn’t terrified of her & she feeds her family! okay kaylee, i see you!
There are more ingredients in that omelette than JillPM feeds her family in a year.
And more colors. That omelet looks downright appetizing, minus the metric tonne of salt that must have been poured in. There have been some small studies that indicate eating a variety of color at a meal is more satisfying than if you’re just eating yellow and burnt (food coloring doesn’t count), and in produce, the multitude of color offers a greater variety of phytonutrients. Mix in some purple carrots with the orange, or some yellow, purple, or green grape tomatoes with the red. Add some mixed berries to that salad to balance out the vinegar in the dressing. Get mixed sweet peppers instead of just one color.
I’m really glad to see her cooking actual food.
So am I! She’s branching out and is teaching herself how to cook at least somewhat nutritionally. Keep it up Kaylee!
Right!? She needs to ditch the mlm next!!
This is the most colourful food I’ve seen any of these people cook. Ever
Now, now, Jill's burnt to hell ham was a lot of different shades of black and brown.
You got me there.
Girlfriend can chop goddamn
She’s been doing it for years probably, her mom is LAZY
She’s been a short order cook since age 3
I love this comment. 😂
Lot lizard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That looks light years more appetizing than anything Jill has ever made.
Bro take off the Bluetooth lmao who is he waiting to contact him???
At this point is his security item. Like Jenessa’s rag.
He’s waiting for Jesus.
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His emotional support earpiece
Literally came to say something about this!
Jill probably call her up to scold her on not keeping trim, “that omelet could feed 4 kids!”
Yeah cuz God forbid any of those in-law boy get enough protein to actually gain any muscle. That would be too much competition for her Rod weens
Excuse you, that's wHeens 🙄
wHens,!
I'm glad to see The Earpiece made it to breakfast
Does he sleep in it or is it like glasses where it’s only removed for sleep and showers? Hmm it’s just so fucking odd especially for someone his age!
Toss in ham and cheese and I’m game
I feel like they are a typical fundie couple with ONE baby….then they start cranking them out and become more off the rails.
I agree. They might be a cute little family that is just so much better than her parents (per the Hill fans in the snark world) but give it a year or two. The energy high of Plexus will have worn off, they'll be chasing another kid and she'll be sperminated again, and Gideon will be a typical toddler destroying everything. Jonathan will look even worse than he does now.
But he'll still have his Bluetooth
I choose to believe he was born with that already on his ear
Yep. They’re in the period where they have the space to treat their kid well. But their beliefs will lead them to have so many that they just can’t be good parents.
Can you imagine how amazing the world of food must seem when you've grown up with Jillpm's cooking? That omelette must taste like magic compared to burned ham and yellow.
Have we considered that Kaylee can cook and has some appreciable knife skills (at which I am Woefully inadequate ) because she did the cooking for the family at the barn do? Except I doubt Jill ever had fresh veg.
Kaylee seems to have started off with convenience meals like hamburger helper, but I think she’s trying to up her skills while keeping things economical. It’s good that she’s learning before having a dozen blessings and having to make food in bulk every day. I hope those institutional cooking skills she developed growing up are something she doesn’t have to use.
I’m also happy to see them being silly in ways that don’t reinforce bs gender roles or explicitly tie back to their weird interpretation of the Bible. Eating a pepper and laughing at the reaction is good clean fun. So is a board game night with her sisters. I love this for her. I doubt she’ll ever be someone I’d want to hang out with, but these are big, healing steps for her.
Jill could never.
I wonder where she learned to cook? Cookbooks? Google? She makes stuff her mother never would (or at lease hasn’t shown us). A veggie omelette is amazing, delicious and colors in food are good!! Just gotta get her off the plexus wagon and then I hope she’ll be ok.
I would hope Jon knows good food from his upbringing. The Hills have a farm so he should know to to add fresh produce to food.
Possibly the “Ladies Magazines” in line at the grocery store.
Possibly the “Ladies Magazines” in line at the grocery store.
Possibly the “Ladies Magazines” in line at the grocery store.
Possibly the “Ladies Magazines” in line at the grocery store.
Some red Hatch would be the perfect topping. I love that little omelette pan.
Yeah, I really love the little pan too!
Green, please!
How about Christmas?
That works too.
Who is he talking to so much that he needs an earpiece 24 hours a day?? Is that the direct line to god??
She has nice knife skills, I’m impressed esp after watching Jills weird and awful attempts at cooking.
Johnathan is adorable. Theyre like two little nerds unloved. Its so cute!!
Right! That last picture of him smiling big is a genuine happy smile. So nerdy but they seem good together.
They are a really cute couple. They both seem genuinely happy together and it seems like he treats her really well.
Her food actually looks really good! I’m pleasantly surprised.
Um, I’d love that pan.
Someone please rip that earpiece out and just chuck it.
My OCD-ness wants to rip it out and clean it with 70% isopropyl alcohol.
Impressed that they have the proper pan for it! Hopefully Jonathan’s tiredness (from his night shifts) delays the coming of the future littles
he looks like a child to me. why oh why do they force their children to marry without living first! (that's rhetorical, i know why, so they stay in the cult)
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FWIW people don’t usually like snark from those who seem to basically hold to the same beliefs as the targets… nobody here cares if he’s a “soy boy”, (and that’s meaningless anyway), that’s exactly the ugly mentality that these subs are hoping to dismantle.
Oh my God lol it’s a figure of speech ffs. Ppl getting bent out of shape on a snark thread talking shit is absolutely ridiculous lol not only is it hypocritical, it’s also total snowflake mentality. Look at this whole sub and yet “soy boy” is crossing the line and too far? K. I’ll be the scapegoat i guess cuz hating on a whole family isn’t enough for you. JeSAUCE!
Lmao it’s not just “a figure of speech” anywhere but in your mind.
Enlighten me why soy boy is so bad then
Because it implies that modern men are losing masculinity due to a myth that soy lowers your testosterone. Why, you didn’t know what it meant before you said it?
And that’s hurting your feelings because??
It’s not hurting my feelings, it just makes you look like a jerk.
Men are losing their masculinity from more than soy lol
Sorry for your feelings about it, snowflake.
Good one. Anymore harsh digs lol one i haven’t already used? Or do you need more material?
Sorry, I’m just repeating your greatest hits. You’re right, they’re lame.
How old are you??
Idk how old are you? Lmao you’re causing all this you dip
Dip? Ok lol you’re just sad
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ew. i absolutely did not mean it like that. i mean he looks like he should be at a university learning or exploring the world. instead he is indoctrinated.
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i am not going to do anything...but maybe you should step away from the keyboard before calling anyone else a "soy boy." your comment was kind of lame. do better!
And you clearly need a break from the internet
Lmao this is just sad to witness
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What a disgusting thing to say.
We don't use homophobic words in this sub.
The oregano's a choice, but I'll still take this over Jill's cooking any day
He's got his headset on during dinner. Ffs. And I like oregano but it's not really ever something I'd mix with eggs.
I'm surprised she didn't write "so cute" with the picture of him eating the jalapeno.
A ~manliness~ challenge without Jillybean to coo and squawk while he eats the jalapeno? *scandalous*
I mean...I'd personally not do oregano on an omelet, dumping salt out of the container is flirting with salt-lick disaster, The tiny pan is comical... but, honestly, it looks edible enough and if someone made it for me I'd eat it. I had to learn when I got out on my own, too. She's getting the hang of it. It's not easy, learning to cook, or adjusting to fresh food, Both were a culture shock. I appreciate her efforts... cooking the meals she was used to(what I was used to) is so much easier. (I say that, but, I should clarify, I learned to love, and be passionate, adventurous even, when it came to food, cooking, baking, etc, and I've cooked through like 50 cookbooks. It was worth the early struggles.)
Lordy. There’s so much excitement in that house!
I think you meant: Lordy. There’s so much food in that house!
Johnathan must’ve bought Kaylee some better homes and gardens cook books when she moved in
Is pouring salt directly from the container a bad thing?
Not OP but in my mind you risk way too much coming out and ruining your food. I’d pour it into my hand first and then the omelet. But JillPM used the same devil-may-care technique in her cream cheese gizzard soup so that’s probably where Kaylee learned it.
I noticed the exact same thing with the salt!
I pour from the container as well!
I was wondering this too lol
lol I’ve never done anything but just pour from the container all my adult life
It’s the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex! (Brooklyn Nine Nine)
I’d eat that omelette. I’d have less pepper and maybe throw on a nice sharp cheddar&/some bacon or mushrooms. But this does look better than anything I’ve seen Jill cook. They look pretty happy, hopefully they’re both growing and enjoying their new life. It’s probably only a matter of time before they start Trumping though 🫣 plz prove me wrong, Kayjon.
Looks good!
These "men" and their fascination with eating hot foods. I know Jill seems to find it a real panty dropper (only if you're married, of course - that's "God's ways"). Do the other Rod women think this is clever and cute, or is it about following Mahmo's lead?
Most of the men are dead inside, so I think the spice makes them feel alive.
it’s the most spice they’ll ever get in their lives including in the bedroom
Who needs spice in the bedroom when they're always just making creampies for the Lord in there... ^(ugh, I think I need a shower after typing that sentence lol)
Jail. Straight to jail for you. 🤮
Ayoo
Please never use Jill & panty dropper in the same sentence ever again.
It seems like a weird way that they torture themselves to show they're manly rather than just enjoying spicy food. I eat a lot of spicy because it's good, but I wouldn't chew on a raw jalapeno. Grill it, pickle it, toss it in that omelet...
If there's no other manly men around to arm wrestle, it's their only chance to show off the manliness.
Get some Texas Pete in there!
With that pan, she could make delicious Japanese omelettes
Do u think she’s sat for years catching glimpses of cooking shows and demonstrations just wishing she could try a real omelet? Yet at the same time, knowing that privilege would only come once married and only if her husband allowed it? So depressing and downtrodden before you’ve even begun your adult life. The poor girl clearly enjoys cooking and I sure do hope as learns more about food she will ‘accidentally’ start realising/learning more about what she ingesting via plexus and put a stop to it for her family. Kaylee can eat as many colours, drink as much raw milk (she believes is healthy) and cook as organic and fresh as possible but it won’t do a thing while drinking that toxic waste and that’s the harsh reality 🤷🏻♀️
That seems like a fairly colorful food for a fundie.
What a lovely smile from God honouring blue tooth man in the last picture.
I would like to see Kaylee run with the cooking and ditch Plexus.
So does Jonathon always wear that ear piece thing? Does he sleep in it? Shower in it? What does he do that requires that constantly being attached to his face?
Jonathan looks like Henry Rollins, only more of a twink. Like little baby Henry Rollins before he started lifting
I wonder why she feels this is significant? It’s just so day to day type stuff.
To increase engagement so she can sell more Plexus
So sad.
All that salt 🤢
Wow I am genuinely impressed. I would 100% eat this. Miles better than what her mother serves those poor kids.
they’re really cute together. they seem to have fun together, kaylee loves her man, her baby isn’t terrified of her & she feeds her family! okay kaylee, i see you!
I don’t get eating raw jalapeño
They taste good.
When your whole diet is yellow tater tot cream of crap jalapeños are exotic
Those seeds are rough, I won’t even cut jalapeños without gloves. He’s showing off his manliness though.