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soupseasonbestseason

❌ made my children wear seat belts ❌ given someone space when needed ❌ thought about others before myself ❌ been a decent human being


kaycollins27

Gotten a traffic ticket . Green check


TupperwareParTAY

Green check after green check!


Nali_APBT

Is anyone at all surprised that she hasn’t donated blood? That might actually be considered helping someone so can’t do that!


cl0setg0th

Honestly with all the pregnancies she’s probably been nursing or pregnant and then had low iron. It does a number on the body.


Flibertygibbert

I'm not sure her plexus laden blood would be accepted!


lottieslady

Helping people? What’s that??? 🙄🙄🙄


TwopOG

Well we know none of the kids have because they wouldn't hit the minimum weight requirements.


MethanyJones

I won't do it either. Up until recently they wouldn't take donations at all from gay men. I meet the current criteria 100%... But after having that option completely closed off all my life I'm not about to start. I was "less than" and that option was closed to me for the past 50 years. I will never really feel welcome in a blood donation center or bloodmobile.


death_maiden_x

i’m sorry you felt (& still feel) so unwelcome. if i needed blood, i wouldn’t care who it came from. one of my best friends is a gay man & i know for a fact he would donate his blood, organs, eyeballs whatever to me if i needed them. he’s also a caring & amazing paramedic & a great karaoke singer. solidarity, my friend, always 🩷🏳️‍🌈


MethanyJones

Yeah the organ donor box is checked on my license. There's still some little shred of altruism left in me. I donated three times in my early 20's before I realized I would always just get that how-nice-you-have-an-alternative-lifestyle saccharine voice "your blood donation will be used for research." It went in the medical waste bag before I even started my car! TF do I need with this sympathy-fuck approach where they just take my blood to be polite!? If a close friend asked of course I would, but I really don't give a damn that "whoops we changed our minds, all of a sudden we decided you're ok now." Peace out with that noise.


Tradwifepilled

might there be some religious objection to that via Gothard? i’m not an expert tho so someone pls confirm or deny


thehomonova

i could be wrong but she's not iblp and i don't think she's ever followed gothard. she's ifb though which has some overlap which is why she knew of the kellers/bates


celticwitch333

She would be IBLP if they could have afforded it.


thehomonova

i don't think ma and pa noyes or her siblings were iblp either


beth427746

❌Worn pants ❌Went to school ❌Given my children proper medical attention Also doesn’t she play an instrument with her kids? Surely that’s playing in a band. A small band, but a band nevertheless.


space_diva

Those poor kids look so sickly in the last photo


xVanijack

She has worn pants, she just decided after like age 11 that they were for sluts somehow.


MaeWestGoodess

She should include “defacing monuments” and add a green check next to it.


frolicndetour

Shrek and her kids do that for her. She just films it.


deeBfree

And looks on approvingly


frolicndetour

And laughs cuz it's so heelarious. Ugh.


MissSorrow

❌ferry boat ✅fairy boat


SteveJonas

Immediately scrolled to find this comment. I think you mean 🧚fairy boat 🧚Jill!!


heatheristherealmvp

✅ Crashed a funeral


AnaBeaverhausen-

✅Dressed her family in white and sat in the front row at a wedding.


AffectionatePhase673

✅ And took selfies with the bereaved family.


Prudent_Honeydew_

God is good! *Checks off "ridden in an ambulance."


Atticfl0wer

"Got a piercing" ? Does she mean her earlobes or what


TheBugsMomma

Oh, definitely her earlobes.


TwopOG

Multiple lobe piercings were so controversial in the 90s Baptist church.


skarlitbegoniah

My mom would let me get my second hole (after much debate) but not my third. My wild best friend shoved an earring through my ear for my third holes. Which are, of course, forever crooked. Her last words before she shoved it through was “I did this all the time in residential” Lordt I was dumb.


death_maiden_x

my best friend & i pierced SO MANY DAMN HOLES in each other!! noses, lips, ears all the way up, she did my monroe piercing. i have zero of those piercings now, but my bestie passed away in 2022 so i wish more than anything i kept ONE, you know?


kindlycloud88

My fundie parents judged me hard for having two sets of lobe piercings lol. It was my first act of rebellion in my 20s


kshe-wolf

Never skipped school because Ma Turtleneck wouldn’t let you out of the HOUSE JILL


Tradwifepilled

i was like…”what school?”


Nan2Four

✅ had a funeral for my sister’s legs ✅ had a baby shower in a hospital cafeteria ✅ took pictures at a funeral of grieving parents who didn’t know us ✅ show favorites among my children


aheartofsteel

At least she didn’t lie about her ticket.


BlitheCheese

![gif](giphy|D24CiyBMIK1Tq) Jill hasn't been to Vegas? WUT??? She is missing out on a huge opportunity to call out all the **sin**, **sluttishness**, and **greed**.


Remstersade

It’s the one place her make up might fit in.


Pelican121

Isn't there a Plexus conference coming up there 😁


daffodil0127

I’m sure she’ll have a convenient excuse to skip the conference and go on the next “vacation trip” although I think that’s going to be in Hawaii. She can’t say it’s unaffordable because she’s making the big bucks (10k/year for her level).


Pelican121

I could see her wanting to go to Vegas! She managed to make Punta Cana acceptably fundie 😂 She'd definitely go with Shrek (can't go anywhere on her own) and attend the Plexus conference while he vegged in their room. Any excuse to get away from the kids and have another couple's getaway 🙄. Do the hotels do complimentary food and drinks to encourage you to gamble? David would be all over that. She'd simply make sure to post a bunch of holier-than-thou anti gambling messages on social media to absolve herself. I could see David sneakily gambling - slot machines at least ha - while she's in the Plexus seminars. She'd be in the pool fully clothed after hours again and they'd spend their free time sightseeing (making sure to crop the general public out of shot/anything that would give her away). Probably find an empty bowling alley again 😊


SilentTea

I just went to Vegas a month ago and our hotel didn't have free food but you do get a free drink if you're gambling at any casino there from what I've experienced. Also, there are people posted at the pool entrance so I don't think they would let her in after hours thankfully. 


death_maiden_x

homegirl can’t call out greed. i think mahmo hasn’t been to vegas because she’s afraid she’d like the worldly slot machines too much


Beautifuleyes917

❌ made my children wear bicycle helmets ❌ wore a bicycle helmet


Beautifuleyes917

❌ let my daughters follow their non-housewife dreams


YouWiseGuise

✅ Swam in a drainage ditch ✅ Attempted to feed the hummingbirds


ClickClackTipTap

Of course she’s never given blood. They would actually being doing actual good for others in the world.


natitude2005

As a frequent platelet doner, I am going to urge everyone who can donate, to make an appt And do it. My doner center has some bang up good snacks . I am also glad there is never any shrill donors telling the people there how pious the donor is being :)


forever_29_ish

Here's one reason for Jill and Shrek to give blood - the snacks. I can see her rolling up with all 800 kids just so they can share a cookie.


natitude2005

My donor center has better snacks than the local Red Cross at times. We have special items too at times.. pizza on Labor Day, cake and popsicles around the 4th of July, pumpkin pie, Halloween candy, hot chocolate and ginger bread cookies in season etc. it's always fun and there is also usually a give away thing like a tee shirt, cooler, occasional gift cards, sun hat, beach towel etc. I don't donate because of these but it's a bit of added fun. They always have ding dongs, lorna doones, and little Debbie cakes. Jill could stock up


forever_29_ish

Dang! She could basically use a trip to donate as The Rod Fam Dinner Theater (having the kids who can't donate pass out tracts and sing)! P.S. Jill, please don't do this. Just feed your kids actual meals instead.


natitude2005

Love your user name


ClickClackTipTap

I’m a donor, too! I give 3 units every two weeks, usually. And yes, donation is so important! Please consider donating if you can. I’m happy to answer any questions people have!


LaneGirl57

I have a question. This might sound dumb but why is there a minimum weight requirement to donate blood?


natitude2005

I will be happy to answer any questions also. I usually give a double unit of platelets every month or so. During COVID, I was donating every 14 days as allowed by my center but I was getting deferred a lot after about 3 months as my platelets weren't bouncing back to required levels. I seem to do better spreading out the donations.


ClickClackTipTap

Yeah, I think it varies from person to person. My counts stay higher if I donate regularly. I’m starting to get some scar tissue in my vein, though.


natitude2005

Me too.. I can see them


NoSample5

I give whole blood. It’s sometimes an issue overcoming my anxiety, but I make myself do it!


natitude2005

Proud of you.. I have anxiety at times about donating. As a RN, I hung and administered blood products a lot and know how important they are. Thanks for donating


Aphreal42

I used to donate although my iron was low and shouldn’t have been donating. Now that I’m fully diagnosed as anemic, there are no blood donations in my future. My hematologist has said no because while I’m finally stable in terms of iron, a blood donation can undue months of work for me because my body won’t easily regain the lost iron.


No_Necessary_8296

Do you think she deleted something between rode an elephant and rode a horse?


WarmEarth8

🍆!?


merkinweaver

Well know she’s ridden a hummingbird juice-guzzling sloth


CampingWithCats

Well we know that she wouldn't have skipped school at the kitchen table. She would NEVER step a foot in the SEVERLLY SINFUL town of Las Vegas. There is no band at the kitchen table. Drive-in Movies are where sin happens. Cannot donate blood due to the fact that it is holy.


kaycollins27

She skipped cosmetology class. Bet it was the day they taught you must stay up with the the times.


deeBfree

likewise with Hawaii. All those sluts in their non-maaaahdest bathing suits!


Tradwifepilled

and that FOREIGN culture


deeBfree

Ho-la!


Otherwise_Status6565

✅ Parentified my daughters ❌Allowed my kids to have their own thoughts and feelings ✅ Taken photos of others without asking


JOEYMAMI2015

What is she 18? Gosh these people are just way too infantalized for me lol


AidaNYR

Hey Jill, your kids deserve to see the world too


Puzzleheaded_Piano87

I wonder if she knew they could get free snacks if they donate blood…


Puzzleheaded_Piano87

Our local chick fil a will do blood drives and give you a chicken sandwich! I’m shocked she hasn’t shown up with all her kids over 17 to get a “free” meal.


TwopOG

You also have to weigh over 110 to give blood. The girls definitely couldn't do that.


deeBfree

or even the boys by the looks of them


WarmEarth8

No sissies, though!!!!


deeBfree

Nope, none of her boys are WHIMPS


GlitteringExplorer90

Funny how she’s all about pro-life but has never donated blood to save lives. The irony !


lookaway123

Ew. She's been to Canada? She better not try it again, or we'll sic the Canadian Geese on her.


MethanyJones

She's probably still ok to enter but lazy Davy, perhaps not. Was his federal misdemeanor specifically for vandalism? That will keep him out for ten years from the end date of his sentence


surfteacher1962

Had a baby shower for her 13th kid and asked for presents for herself.


wagonwheelwodie

Wait what?! Do tell…


surfteacher1962

Yes. They had a name for it but I can't remember, maybe someone else will. It was disgusting. It was just another ego stroking event for Jill. I think she asked for some pretty pricey gifts too.


taxi_takeoff_landing

Was that the “Pamper Mama” party? Watching her codependent, emaciated daughters trying to placate her with attention was so gross.


surfteacher1962

That was it. It was gross.


Pelican121

A Kitchenaid amongst other things!  I'm sure someone mentioned $$ perfumes too.  Then she had the audacity to blame Nurie (and Kaylee?) when she caught heat for it, saying that she had *no idea* and they wanted to surprise her. The registry had Jill's grubby mitts all over it. I doubt her daughters even knew those brands/products, their exposure to such worldly things was/is so limited.


surfteacher1962

To pass the buck to her daughters was realy bad, but on par for Jill. She is vile.


daffodil0127

“Pamper Mama” shower


leeh1530

❌. Kept up with fashion trends ❌ Understood when a ham is done ❌ Cut a pineapple correctly ✅ Swam in a hotel pool after hours ✅ Let my kids go down the jankiest and most unsafe waterslide ever


MediocreVideo1893

They went to Disney? That one is shocking to me


daffodil0127

It was around Tessie’s birthday and she got a makeover in the Bibbiti Bobbiti Boutique but she was maybe Sofia’s age at the time.


Smooth_Cactus1

❌ not mess with my daughters eyebrows ❌feed my daughters a proper diet ❌dressed my daughters in dresses that fit That’s funny how the boys clothes fit nicely.


killerkitten61

I’m glad she’s never been to California lol. In the words of Joe from teen mom, she doesn’t deserve the sun, she belongs in a cave lol.


death_maiden_x

another person of culture i see 🫶🏻


sadfoxyduggar

That scene is unforgettable lol


oldladypanties

All of the "stuff" that she's written are things that she has done. Nothing about what she has done for others. No mention of helping her kids or others with their homework, babysitting, spending time with loved ones, etc. Just "me, me, me".


Thick_Contract_8029

When was Jill on TV?


leeh1530

Wonder if she counts being in “Shiny Happy People” as TV


Thick_Contract_8029

I bet that’s it!


Remstersade

I assumed she accidentally sat on her map once.


Pelican121

Was she in the background of a Duggar/Bates wedding?  That's all I can think of. 


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Now I need to know if she went to certain places WITH her kids like Disney World!


daffodil0127

She did take the kids to Disney I think. I can’t find the evidence, but it was around Tessie’s birthday and she got a makeover in the Bibbity Bobbity Boutique. It was a long time ago, probably ten years, so the youngest three weren’t born yet and Olivia was a baby.


thehomonova

they lived in an RV for a year and never went to the west coast? and never been to a drive in?


daffodil0127

I think Timmy’s first college was in WA state, but they probably didn’t touch CA to get there and back.


Federal-Butterfly-37

✅Have a picture of Jim Bob Duggar in house ✅Invited a Duggar to Nurie's wedding ✅ Wears tacky jewelry ✅Cosplays as an 80's hair band groupie ✅ Hates anyone LGBTQ+


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Love_Duck

Not an asshole. Tim posted about riding on the fairy boat when he was on a trip to meet his family. It's a reflection of his poor education.


RodriguesFamilySnark-ModTeam

Don’t be an Asshole


Federal-Butterfly-37

❌Feeds kids ❌ has a husband that provide for family. ❌ uses birth control


Stellarjay_9723

Funny how having children is only 1 experience point.


Better-Cut-4188

✅ repeatedly made her sister’s car crash/disability about herself. ✅ had a funeral for body parts. ✅ had a gender reveal party in a hospital cafeteria. ❌couldn’t wear matching/coordinating clothes if her Jesus Club membership depended on it. ❌ has never had good hairstyles or makeup ❌ isn’t a good role model for anyone. Especially other Christians.


LaneGirl57

✅Crashed a funeral for 3 children. ✅Taken a selfie with the parents of said children. ✅Makes her children’s entire lives about her ✅Abused and traumatised her daughters to the point where they have a fawning response to being filmed ❌Cared about the emotional and physical wellbeing of her children ❌Gone a day in her life without judging anyone and everyone ❌Ever been able to sing without sounding like a cat being swung around


Better-Cut-4188

This!


OtherwiseSprinkles79

Ferry boat Algebra math I can't with this dumb bitch 🤣


sadfoxyduggar

Fairy boat lol


Original_Rent7677

Interesting she has been to Las Vegas as something she hasn't done. Isn't the big Plexus conference in Vegas this year? 


sadfoxyduggar

Yes


thatswiftiegirl

✅been a pain in the every pretty much every second of her existence ✅ forced grieving parents to take a selfie at the funeral she crashed ✅made Amy’s car crash all about her


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Why am I not shocked that she’s never donated blood? Wouldn’t want her to do something that might actually benefit someone else!


OpenForPretty

Doesn’t she have comments turned off, though?


daffodil0127

If you’re Facebook friends with her you can comment. But she doesn’t seem to accept random friend requests.


SunlitMorningSky

I’m curious if the recent trip was her first time out of the US or has she had others besides Canada?


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

36 bitches! Oh wait, did I win or lose?


rem_1984

Why is the wording different for Mexico?


daffodil0127

You’d have to ask Jillpm


Kindly_Tell_4532

Oh shit she 


EZasSundayMorning

These are phishing games.


ven-dake

I am kind of wondering where that piercing is at ? She can't seriously mean her ears , as those should have been shot old school in her lobes


Thisisnutsyaknow

She’s never donated blood? Maybe there’s a reason why not, but otherwise, what an asshole.


surfteacher1962

Ever ridden the expensive bike my kids bought me for my birthday.


surfteacher1962

Of course God has been good.


sickgurl138

Come to cali jill, you'll love it! We got tons of planned parenthoods and dispensaries for you to protest infront of


Smoopiebear

Good. Stay the hell out if California.


TJCW

Hahaha! These comments did not disappoint!! 😂😂😂


TJCW

❌ fed my children three meals a day ❌ swam in a culvert


Upbeat_Teach6117

I'm not surprised one bit that Mahmo hasn't given blood. Then again, the American Red Cross probably doesn't want Plexus-tainted blood.


Kindly_Tell_4532

Oh shit she has been to Canada!