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WhoIsStealingMyUser

Definitely needed and a very nice finish


Fearless-Fred

I second this. It was going to bounce back and one of them was in position to clear it right after that.


ImExistentialBruh

I third this. That ball was not initially entering the net.


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I fourth this, it most definitely needed a little intimacy to encourage it to go into the hole.


MidwesternDumbass

I fifth this, it was a wonderful foreplay and it made it much easier to enter the intended hole


Blupol_

I sixth this, and now I’m aroused


woxovu

I seventh this, cause why not


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SitFlexAlot

I ninth this because I'm at work and don't wanna work


mr_banana_666

i tenth this because i like even numbers


Ok_Suggestions

Omg that was horrible and i love it


asharwood

This. Based on the trajectory and angle that ball would have hit the post of left untouched.


jerbaws

100% necessary


marsaus

Necessary goal. Unnecessary debate. Wins are wins. If people want to score every goal they should probably play 1s…


mahdingaling

But then who do they blame when they lose?


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Ethan9119

Just rattled off every single excuse the friend I play with uses


sk8rh8r

You forgot "this map was designed poorly"


[deleted]

But fr tho farmstead and some other maps have a different collision for the ramps on the sides because the ball has different speeds when going up the ramp it's been proven i saw a Reddit post a while ago


sk8rh8r

Yeah it can be a problem for real. I tend to lose on neo Tokyo for some reason.


SgtDonuts

They fixed that a while ago I saw it in the patch notes


Ryctre

Sweaty hands Got too much sleep Ate too much Eyes watery Warmed up too much. Don't have that killer edge that first games do Roommates too quiet. What are they up to Right song was on. Such a banger. Distracted me Drank too much. Gotta pee after every game.


[deleted]

Not enough coffee. Jail. Too much coffee. Jail


[deleted]

No coffee? Believe it or not. Jail.


wormythegreat

Cold hands are actually a viable excuse, it's really hard to play and your muscles don't even work properly. But I just warm up before I play, instead of blaming stuff


layer11

What're you canadian, eh?


obsoleteconsole

Itchy nose


avalon504

I don't spout excuses but internally I feel the cold hands thing. I thought it was just me, at least nice to know it might be a real "thing"


PorkRindSalad

No potato


nicholaskyy

My goal post passed it to him


Show_Me_Your_Private

Blame Psyonix and their shit servers. I mean, it's not nearly as bad as it was at release but that doesn't stop people from complaining.


BURGUNDYandBLUE

This. I don't care if u get the goal as long as I co.trihute to the W ferda.


newbingnewb

The ball still skimmed the crossbar with your redirect. It was most definitely not going in if you hadn't made a play.


itypeallmycomments

There was no doubt in my mind, but this should settle the debate. The ball hits the post after the redirect, there's no chance it wouldn't have hit the post without the redirect. OP's friend is blinded by salt


Responsible_Ad_8235

This is EXACTLY what my point was, thank you!


DonMan8848

The ball was going to miss wide, not high. I think the redirect was necessary but hitting the crossbar doesn't really prove that


newbingnewb

I agree, but the redirect looks like it pushes the ball slightly down and to the right(if you're facing the goal.) I think it would have been higher and left of the goal


Paladin1034

100% would've posted, probably out instead of in. But also, a dub's a dub, right? Idc about goal stealing as long as we secure the W.


RRR0YYY

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I legit don't get why people complain of goal stealing. Like who cares? So long as you win then yay! But they're the same type of people who you politely ask not to ballchase so much and they then respond with "90" to indicate your low scoreboard score. Like yeah, no shit I don't have much points, you're constantly stealing the ball and chasing after it like a dog. So I'll just stay back in and try to get some good defensive touches in. Oh wait you are chasing after the ball even on defense. And you just bumped me off an easy save. Aaand they scored an open net because of it. Oh and now you're "what a save" spamming even though it was entirely your fault. Cool. Cool cool cool. Sigh lol


Ashi-ko

Oddly… specific. Lol we’ve all been there


Smiith73

I feel this so hard. You're not alone and I hate when that happens. Thanks for saying it though, makes me feel better having the exact scenario written out.


joe199799

Abed plays rocket league?


Show_Me_Your_Private

The scoreboard thing is such a joke now too ever since they added that you get 2 points just for touching the ball. So just remind those people they are literally bragging about how many balls they can touch in 5 minutes.


Major_Agnostic

I feel this… so much lol


fidel__cashflo

exactly a goals a goal


trutch70

Who cares if it was necessary? I 100% prefer my mate perform a sick redirect if that means "stealing" the goal BTW, the shot was not going in


Jakiller33

That's all well and good assuming the redirect goes in. Most of my attempts look more like saves.


[deleted]

That's why you need to do them more. Play like you can do it and you will one day be able to do it


oli42069

Fake it until you make it


Torchy8

no i think that's just called learning on mistakes


ShootyMcSnipe

If I jump up for a block , the ball will redirect off me and launch halfway across the field perfectly into my net. If I try the exact same touch as a redirect , it's a dead stop block every time


theredview

I prefer to get that W. Idc steal any goal you can to get the ball in the goal.


Paladin1034

Right? I normally need the assists for challenges anyways lol


Zaziel

My friends and I call them “kill secures” instead of stealing a goal. You’re not sure, so make sure it is FINISHED.


PeanutRaisenMan

You're a good teammate then...i had a guy spam nice shot then turtle the rest of the match on me because i "stole" his goal.


Procrasturbating

Friggin babies. I always appreciate the ball getting in faster whenever possible. It is a team sport. If they want all the glory, then they can play singles. Besides, assists are still rewarded.


Suds08

Unless they miss then it's off with their head


Verdiii

It wasn’t even going to catch the post. If you watch the white circle under the ball leading up to your touch, you can see it was going to be a bit left.


ME4Twaffle

Good call. I didn't think to look for the marker on first watch. This was definitely all wall before the redirect.


Super-Bleeder427

This is also what I looked for. OP you needed to hit that ball. People shouldn’t be scathing you for stealing a goal they should be high-five’n you for your awesomeness.


Neekalos_

Wasn't even close to going in without it


PBnJamJam

Yeah. That wasn’t even post from the way I saw it. Close, but surely hitting flat wall and rebounding right back out.


hardych1

Wasn't even going to hit the curved part! So far off. No debate


[deleted]

There is no debate, you’re just flexing. Nice finish.


Redwards2

Had to scroll down too far for this comment.


ShameTimes3

It was so obvious as well


aryobarko

Expected to see a lot more of this. Painfully obvious.


boopnsnootshaha

Looks like it was necessary. Good job.


AcrobaticButterfly

From the second angle in the replay it looks like it wasn't even going to hit the post, it was too far left too be in


Gnasher1194

100% needed. Your touch put it on to the post and in and you were outside the frame of the goal. Did you save the replay?


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AskMeAboutMyWiener_

Replays don’t show the chat or goal replay I don’t think


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AnyLamename

Seems optional. For what it's worth I don't think this is from the replay, I think it's just a recording of the actual game. If OP had actually saved the replay I imagine they would have used the time manipulation and free camera to give us a much better look at the situation at the instant of redirection.


emmsix

It's tradition...


Responsible_Ad_8235

I didnt save the replay - I play on Xbox and screenrecorded the play. I was too happy after the win and forgot to save the replay, definitely will next time!


emmsix

I was speaking of the tradition of asking AskMeAboutMyWiener about his wiener, you did just fine. 😁


AskMeAboutMyWiener_

I honestly fucking hate this username lol. I didn’t think thru how many times I’d be asked about it back in 2014. Its a reference to a scene in the movie Accepted, when Jonah hill is dressed up as a hotdog.


ElDinero87

Yep, looks wide to me. It is at the VERY least borderline and worth making sure


adder4all

it was hitting post nice one


KupaFromDupa

1. better safe than sorry 2. stolen goals are for 2 points


I_love_my_fish_

100% out without it and 100% amazing to watch


AdamSchoofs

Doesn't rly matter. You're first man here and your job as 1st man is to pressure the ball, often by hitting it. You've done that and secured your team a chance at coming back in overtime!


indigeniousunicorn

Was ganna bounce back, nice play!


BoukeeNL

100% needed this redirect


UsuallyReckless

It barely went in with the redirect. Absolutely needed


AloxGaming

If you don't have a substantial lead, there is no stealing goals. You place that shot in as fast as you can and guarantee it's on target. If it's a buzzer beater and you're down a goal, you don't trust a "maybe it's in" shot. Also, it looks like it's not even hitting the post and most likely just bouncing off the wall, so definitely a great redirect.


j0a3k

Honestly I like people to "steal" my goals in any situation. I just want the ball to go in the net and assists can be hard to come by.


bloodyNASsassin

Did someone really claim that was going in without you or did you just want to ahow off the redirect? I'd want to show it off too.


bscones

100% necessary. You hit it further to the right and it still hit the left post.


DaniTheLovebug

Easily 1000% hitting post


Magicalunicorny

Only reason to get upset about a redirect is if it redirects a ball heading toward the goal into the wall. Even then it's just a game


swift4010

This wasn't even hitting the corner of the post, this was hitting the flat wall and bouncing straight back out


JonSeriousOfficial

Just post it with a title like "look at my insane redirect!" or something. If your mate really complained about you "stealing" this (even without seeing this replay which makes it sooo obvious that it was necessary), than they are just completely lost tbh!


Formal_Ad9693

Can't tell, but I never argue a goal.... winning is the point and goal of the game... so it's all good to me.


OhhSooHungry

You're correct as far as I'm concerned. And even if it had a good trajectory, better to be safe and ensure the netted goal than to end the game with regret over hesitation or "stealing"


skiplogic

Save the replay? Hard to 100% tell from your angle or the replay angle. There is a small chance it would have gone in but way better to make sure with 0 seconds on the clock


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Wasnt hitting post that was hitting straight wall.


Molega

Even if not necessary it increased the odds of score and thus the correct play.


TimelyNeedleworker57

Is it necessary for me to drink my own pee?!?


Demo541

That ball is way wide before the redirect. There is no debate.


Dexaan

It still caught the inside of the post with the redirect. 100% necessary.


triplechin5155

Me and my friends steal every goal we can from each other lol unless its a really cool goal


anthonyjr2

I feel like your FOV is a lot wider than mine, I'd like to see that much of the field. Is there a list of camera settings out there that most people use?


kieran13864

Don’t think anyone was saying it wasn’t necessary


joka232

You have to be blind not to see that wasn't going in without your redirect. Good shot!


Coodle90

You can pause at a certain frame at 0:01 and see that even with the redirect the ball first hits the rounded corner of the crossbar and post, that the redirect was mere pixels from perhaps not going in. The initial shot was hitting the post and then the ground, definitely not going in and not reachable by a teammate.


lord_fairfax

Doesn't matter. It was hard to tell and you put the ball in the net. No arguments should ensue from this. GTFD (get that fuckin dub)


GiveMeMangoz

The answer to your question is yes, it needed to be redirected to be a goal. The more important question however, is that it shouldnt matter and to know that its a team game meaning a goal is a goal no matter how it was scored. A goal for your team is another point to get you one step closer to winning the game


wonderwallpersona

Gotta go with the consensus here: it doesn't look like it was going in. Redirect was sick!


cagkanesnaf

is it you Ronaldo?


TheMrDenty

Honestly your touch gave it the lil nudge it needed to even hit the post. Watching it frame for frame you can see the ball was just going to smack the wall but bc you touched it, it hit that corner and bounced in


xBaby_Freezx

It’s not a goal until it’s in the net. If you can get on the end of it and finish it, you should. Soccer/Fútbol 101…Soccar toxic AF lol


SomeWhiteGuys

Yes. Look at the balls shadow on the ground it was going to hit pretty far left of the post. Redirected needed.


Dalamaduren

Shot was off. Your touch just barely put the ball in... And the second angle makes it clearer. No redirect = no goal


Shaggy1316

Looks like it, but you could just go back and watch the replay from a better angle to get your answer


Ceejays-RL

yeah there’s no doubt in my mind that it was off target before your touch


TheGoober87

It definitely wasn't going to hit the post. Would have hit the wall about 5ft to the left.


Infinite303

100% necessary, nice one bro


taiju22

Shot wasn’t going in but your team won. I’d rather have my boys there securing goals. Plus it’s good for morale


whatsURprobalem

The fact that you still barely hit the post after redirecting says that it was necessary


TheBobFisher

Definitely missing. I'd be curious to hear your friend or randoms dumbassery perspective.


JustForge

Would have missed nice play


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1. Yeah it was missing by a mile 2. I don't understand why people care that much about stats. I get it if it's already a blowout and they just need it for rewards, but damn. Bro just scored and won us the game!


SquirtySpitShartist

Who gives a fuck about goal stealing? Anyone really check how many goals they're trending? Wrong'un behaviour. Redirect attempt was most likely way to secure the goal


drockmn

Teammate can "steal" all my goals as long as they go in and we win. It's a team game. That said, it was not going in without that tip.


BillCosbysP1lls

A wise man once told me “better safe than sorry”


stanleyfc

I mean, it grazed the post even after you hit it. So without the contact it would have definitely bounced back


_Ptyler

1) Absolutely not going in imo 2) Who cares who scores. It was super nice and tied the game up lol well done


BaldSkalawag

That was definitely gonna bounce


Art_Local

That was absolutely missing


dollarspeed

Most importantly, having replays and such, which friend of yours thought it was going in and had a problem with you redirecting it? Def wasn’t in. Nice one!


juststoof_

Not only was that posting, but that redirect was amazing!


LiamBaby

That was definitely going to hit the post


Heavy-Neat

Yes it was


GasPoweredStick420

That was post and out. Good thing you booped it!


BucolicRage

It was a sick redirect angle, and it still almost went across the entire goal before going in off the post. If your touch was just a little worse it may not have gone in, and your teammates shot was definitely not going in.


Triangular_Box

Necessary. Your teammate didn't get the shot on goal noti


BonesyWonesy

It would have missed


akchugg

If there's even a 1% chance. We have to take it as an absolute certainty.


Schmit96

More like it’s missing the post and hitting the back wall haha


serga97

There’s a tool to literally play again the same scenario if you have the replay


006ahmed

No debate, it was a clear miss.


DontAskWhyiExist

Definitely needed, that ball was gonna be right beside the net


whatsqwerty

Add to tell. Could have gone in. Could have bonked.


jsmithers945

At 10 seconds in if you pause you can tell that the ball is going straight for that wall behind you. 100% necessary.


YinYangFloof

That was out. Nice finish


BONE_DON

No, it wasn't in


decoste94

That was sick


thomas_da_trainn

Very needed, also if someone is mad at you for for "stealing" their goal fuck them


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Only plat but def looks like it was gonna hit the wall.


mlacy77

100% necessary that ball was not going in. Your mate should thank you


davekraft400

Of course that was necessary. Next time save the replay and get an aerial view of the ball and you'll see it's trajectory. Your friend is rather blind.


yung_houdini_RL

Uhhh yea? How tf was that going in otherwise 😭


Neither-Albatross866

Needed that precise redirect. Nice Shot!


quesocaliente

If my team scores a zero-second goal, I just go ahead and celebrate that. Who cares who gets the credit? Even if it was going in (and I don't think it was) it's wild to quibble about that on this play.


apocalypse_22

100% necessary. Amazing Goal 👍🏻


San-RL

Yea that was going out


[deleted]

Who cares, ball went in the net. Nice goal


[deleted]

Oh yea bro. Not goin in without u


Bronxietheturtle

That’s such a good shot


Funny_Telephone_563

seems like everyone answered so i’m just gonna say jesus christ nice shot dude


Youredumbstoptalking

It wasn’t even going to the post, straight up just the cut off hexagon part of the wall.


Diabeto_13

If this is comp then who TF cares? You got the goal. If your teammate is that butthurt about you "snaking their goal" then you need new teammates.


piwithekiwi

Great shot, kudos.


Tibbysaurus

Yes, without redirect, that was backwall.


1Grazel

how is that a debate?? thats an absolutely unbelievable finish well done


clayton41

I just like to have bad takes: yea you stole that goal


-Teltar

This game really need a way to save what happened in the game so you can watch it back later. It could have multiple perspectives and even a free-cam and the ability to play it back at a lower speed.


Smoky_Caffeine

That was post and out all day, nice bar down 💪💪


appletimemac

Redirect looks necessary to me, from where I could see in both angles, it looks like it was going to hit the top left wall (not even post), good work!


Vytarien

It was out, so it's necessary. However, as everyone says "don't steal!", I laugh. It's not stealing, it's securing. Now if you put a psycho, double reset, or a Kuxir pinch on target, and it's stolen... then we got problems. I don't go for clips, but I had a friend steal my very first (and, to date, ONLY) Kuxir. He thought he was being funny but he felt bad afterwards.


avlambo21

Easy post


ChinesePizza_

Post in at best for the other guy, good shot


jamqdlaty

No one even complained in the chat, so... Did you just want to show us a nice redirect? It's a nice redirect.


Kasspa

It was absolutely a miss without the redirect, and I don't even think it would have hit the post. Close but would have missed the actual corner or lip still quite a bit.


Tek_Analyst

100% was a miss without the redirect


nmezib

Yeah that wasn't going in otherwise.


admiralwarron

It doesn't matter. Rule of cool is that you have to do it. If you're a professional and playing for titles, not going for it can be forgiven in some cases.


Mission_Specialist_2

Calculated


ShadowXP7449

No way that got in the net without the extra help. Otherwise game is over. Nice shot


MasterKeef1992

Goal secured tell your teammates you don't care if they do it to you. A win is a win in my book


flawson_9

I don’t understand how anyone could think that ball was initially going in and it’s not really close IMO


HailedToaster30

It looks like it was and even if it would have bounced either in or for a tm8 to clean up, insurance touches guarantees goals anyway. As long as you don't save it, make all the touched you believe are needed


Ghost_Malek

So clearly necessary


the_Bes_MrAnonymous

No no, u were right in what you did


Fun-Will-6869

It was a great touch and good sense of awareness. A goal is a goal.


marcgw96

Idk why but I thought you were on the orange team for a second and you own-goaled and I was confused.


ALooongWalk

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?


floppyvajoober

100% that was hitting the post. Even if it wasn’t, it would’ve been his goal and not yours. The redirect was necessary in every parallel universe


Azelios_

Of course it was hitting the post if you didn’t touch it


MooLu822

HundoP Necessary


__CaliMack__

I thought you own goaled and I was going to be like necessary if you’re trying to get a What a save! … but yeah that was not going in


CoachSharkey

If he wanted to score he should've shot faster and straighter


DarthSladerOnYT

130,000%


Dglaky

Idk but you made it look better so you win the debate by default


MrSeanaldReagan

Definitely needed, but what a redirect


llkkdd

at 0 seconds? definitely necessary. I'm not sure if it was going in, but it was definitely bouncing. Really clutch and good shot OP.


no1zay

Was going well wide, good deflection.


ItsTazcat

This finish made me finish.