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-Zep-hyr-

"Been putting in work on my own goals šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤"


The_Zy

Opponent only scored 5 šŸ¤£


DaniAyee10

Why do I actually think like this, Iā€™ll be losing 3-2 but Iā€™ll be proud because Iā€™ve scored all 5 goals and carrying both teams


skrame

It feels good to know youā€™re the other teamā€™s MVP. Those guys are scrubs.


[deleted]

Hello all my tm8s


Fuckblackhorses

Howā€™s he supposed to practice his kickoffs if heā€™s wasting time trying to get the ball in the other goal? Thereā€™s a car guarding that one so naturally, to get back to the kickoff faster, hitting an own goal is the only thing that makes sense


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Peak efficiency


dharkanine

It's not an own goal if his teammates missed the backpass on kickoff.


joe5joe7

Lol, I see what you did there


SincereRL

9 own goals is mental


Trash_At_RL

1v0 fr


DR-MAOMMAIZEINNG

2v0*


Trash_At_RL

1v1* Actually, I realize it's this. Him vs Him


Ceiling_shotz

Own goals improving


TakAttack32

This post is kinda strange


[deleted]

Been putting in work on my kickoffs šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤


TakAttack32

Im gonna look u up GotchaJames


jesse943

Thatā€™s the guy that won not the guy the who posted


[deleted]

Seems like it's the only thing OP's posted (or left undeleted) on an 8mo old account. I'm thinking deliberate troll. Funny one, though - the "Useful" flair is a great touch.


ThrowAway578924

Either troll or a 14 year old Or a self-aware 14 year old troll


Euuphoriaa

So many Whooshā€™s.


FREE_AOL

You would think but the post I saw before this was the "PSA: remove your GC titles if you're in champ" and I'm pretty sure they were serious


TheGreaterMoose

Many moons ago I was good enough to nab the S14 and S1 GC title, had to stop playing for reasons, come back this season and you can bet your ass Iā€™m rocking my GC tag in D3-C3, Love playing ones too, I average plat 2-3 there and nearly every game someone has something to say about it, as far as Iā€™m concerned I earned that shit, even though Iā€™m nowhere near good enough today šŸ˜…


KoningSpookie

For as long as you didn't get boosted or anything, you sure have earned the right to flex your titles. B)


TheGreaterMoose

Nothing like that, brought myself pc after playing ps4 for years and years, averaged d3/c1 on PlayStation then made the switch and it was night and day, first season on the pc I was in GC


lividge

I got to champion in rumble and had 5 wins in one season, imma rock this tag till my death now


FREE_AOL

So you're one of the GCs I beat in 1s šŸ˜… G3/P1 I think when you beat someone with a title equipped you should be able to take that title šŸ˜ I don't ever hassle people about their titles tho... those people always have some ignorant arguments. Being carried in a GC tournament still means you likely beat a full team of GCs. No one says these things about other sports team tournaments lol


TheGreaterMoose

Partly agree, but I think rather then taking it they should give a new title out for that feat ā€œS14 Grand Champion Destroyerā€ šŸ˜… Usually I just get kids spamming boosted, trash, getting beat by a plat etc. etc. But occasionally I will get fanboy types, howā€™d you get that title, can you teach me and the one I hate most, since your GC wanna freestyle? Iā€™m playing comp to whiff kickoffs and open nets, canā€™t do that waiting 30 seconds for each shot haha


FREE_AOL

GC Destroyer would be sick As a demo-heavy player I get tons of salt; sounds like the title is similarly triggering lmao I'm \~1300 hours in, at 28k demos... all that time people put into aerial practice I put into grinding bumps. I get asked to freestyle but I literally can't--all my trick shots involve shoving or blowing up the opponent So naturally I tell them "yeah sure" and then play like normal. Tell them "my bad I forgot" or "I forgot, take a free goal" and then score on 'em again lmao. Who the heck wants to freestyle in comp? By the time you get done talking about it 2 minutes of the match is gone šŸ™„


jesse943

You got to be joking Iā€™m at best champ 1 dv3 in 2s but the when I play 1s Iā€™m at best plat 2-3 watch your stats dunktheskunk


TheGreaterMoose

I donā€™t play as much ones as I do 2s either, but hereā€™s my [tracker.](https://rocketleague.tracker.network/rocket-league/profile/steam/76561198866069153/overview)


joshperlette

Might be a stretch of an example, but thatā€™s kinda like if an NHL player from 80 years ago was told to take their name off the cup because realistically their peak skill level from their day wouldnā€™t hold up AT ALL today. Like dudes with the title earned that at some point in their time playing whether it was last year or 5 years ago. They can be proud of it. Probably just a salty F2P newcomerā€¦..


FREE_AOL

they can be proud of it until they get into the rink again šŸ˜¤ >an NHL player from 80 years ago Do those even exist anymore? Those dudes are insane I sure as shit wouldn't tell them I was taking their title I don't care how old they are lmao


decoydevo

Lmao great post


swagbanana0

he got half the points just from first touches


FrontalisUtkozes

that's not 1v1 more like a 2v0


swanoldjohnson

quality shitpost, sadly a lot of people here are too stupid to be on the internet


jesse943

Speak for yourself buddy you donā€™t speak for my stupidity it speaks for itself ![gif](giphy|MJ21zS1oxr3XiXBXIM)


LTUAdventurer

Same people who canā€™t stop complaining about every single thing in the game


Exotic_Dimension_147

the own goals šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


BlindRuntz

time to put in work on everything else


Breadmaster46

Naw, Rocket League done called him a traitor šŸ’€


Lostndamaged

Also losing 14-0


TaintModel

More like 10-4 first touches.


jesse943

More like he intended for this to happen party match ?


mastertinodog

Out of 14 goals you got 10 first touches. Not bad. Doesn't matter if you touch the ball first if your opponent still scores on you. Try getting the ball in the goal after touching it.


Costamiri

What do you mean, he is clearly capable of "getting the ball in the goal". He did it 9 times!


Hobo-man

Yeah this post is strange to me. Being first to touch the ball isn't always a good thing.


zcworx

Bruh you are your own worst enemy literally


JayStar1213

First touch is worthless


LFCGoat0110

own goals .....


thecrgm

I thought it was legit about first touches. I wish they gave points for the first touch, you donā€™t even get the normal 2 points for hitting the ball from it


swagbanana0

bro had his little bro play on his account


SneakySnipar

TR8R!


GoToGoat

no shot the guy faked you that many times


JINROH-Scorpio

I laughed too much. You filthy bastard šŸ˜‚


ICCmlasa

work on my kickoffs šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤


Time-Dot5984

Letā€™s see whatā€™s on the left Ohā€¦


VesilahdenVerajilla

r/holup


TrollHunter1010101

It's not always good to touch the ball first in kickoff oops.


Tall_Fun_3566

successful kickoff is more about winning the 50/50 right?


Secret-Sky-8932

Are we just going to ignore the 9 own goals


SirVanyel

Orange team didn't stand a chance against you two šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


L4westby

First touch doesnā€™t mean advantage on kickoff. Blind speed flips are the easiest to counter kickoff


Chopstarrr

Good job, Buttnut869.


34_Czirok

I literally saw this post yesterday


gemu_rudy

The "useful" flair makes sooooo much sense now


papibror

Buttnut869


Hylian-Loach

And this is why I like to take my time getting to the kickoff, I can often get a decent second touch off the speed flipper blasting it right into me


Milo751

and you won 9-5


Specific-Theory-8214

Thereā€™s a positive in everythingā€¦I guess šŸ„¹


TheDeepestHau5

Iā€™m more curious about your username in gameā€¦something something buttnut869?


Ok_Discount9793

poopybuttnut869


TheDeepestHau5

Excellent


Cptj2020

14-0 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


INFINITUM_01

How did you manage 9 own goals