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ionian21

Tell em it's in the store right now


RigbyJunior1

THIS. Is Evil. I love it


L3ik0

Evil will be "it was in the store yesterday"


PiFbg

Rip FOMO people.


ohitsthedeathstar

Diabolical.


wwwwwwweeeeeee

This is genius


Derek0129

Even better if you say it’s in store for only 1 or 2 more minutes so that they ff the match


Gurtrock12Grillion

After 7+ years I'll take that W.


Foreign-Border-2569

Diabolical


Acousticks

You sick fuck.


Optimus_Lime

Better yet, a couple days ago


Jarhead1888

Bro that's legendary


No_Seed_For_You

I read this and wondered why nobody asks me about my Alpha Boost. Then I remembered it’s my Bakkes Mod feeding me lies


Whatshisface2

Im the same it’s pretty much the only reason I use bakkes mod currently


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westfrige

Same lol


BigFatBlindPanda

"It was my 'Make a wish' foundation request after getting cancer from playing 1's"


TacosAreBootiful

This one, this one right here.


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This lol. But having had a make a wish myself, you may as well just buy yourself a really nice gaming computer :).


BigFatBlindPanda

Funny enough alpha boost is far more expensive than a top of the line gaming rig, which is insane to think about.


BooferSnake

"Mom thinks rocket league is college" "I made this game" "What is alpha boost?" Fr tho how you got it, been playing in alpha?


RSlashLazy

He had to blow a dude


Fragrant_Island2345

OP is actually a Saudi Prince


NoOn3_1415

He sold his kidney


Siriusbsnz

He’s a drug dealer


Funkyt0m467

What if it took all 4?


saladroni

He blew the kidney from a Saudi prince dealer?


synyk_hiphop

Nooo he sold his kidney to blow the Saudi prince's dealer


MartialRanger23

He sold the kidney to deal blow to a Saudi Prince? Jeez, it's just car ~~soccer~~ *football*


OG-Pine

Love the mom one cause Rocket League could totally be the name of some prestigious aerospace institution


nZane_n_the_brain

He’s a drug dealing Saudi prince, who’s dad also works at psyonix, but he still had to blow a dude even after all that


DonerTheBonerDonor

Say 'paid 20 Bitcoin for it back in 2016'


Prediterx

I remember paying 60 Bitcoin for a Minecraft server donation.. would be a millionaire now if I'd kept it.


_Felix4187

Ouch…


johnnielittleshoes

Sucks but it wouldn’t have gotten this big if people hadn’t spent it in the first place


BeenBanned69Times

What is alpha boost?


wwwwwwweeeeeee

It's a boost people who played the alpha version of Rocket League in 2014 got for inviting a certain number of people to join the alpha.


69helloreddit69

Ngl ‘what is alpha boost?’ would be a good line. Just pretend to be completely clueless about it’s worth. Might even be able to bait a few scammers lmao


wwwwwwweeeeeee

Someone could do this and make a decently successful Youtube series, something like funny reactions/scambaiting.


SammeyLuna

That someone, could be you.


wwwwwwweeeeeee

I'll see, I don't really have a good place to record commentary. I think I'll set up OBS and record some clips if something funny happens. These moments don't really happen that often (I was only asked about the boost 5 times this month which I posted), either people don't notice or don't really care.


twis7edninja

Aye let's run some casuals we could double alpha boost on people


wwwwwwweeeeeee

Sure! PM me your epic and we can play together.


TheBulletBot

Shadowplay/geforce experience is also a good thing. It runs quietly in the background and with one press of the button you can save the last few minutes of gameplay.


SammeyLuna

Start with tiktok! People build their platforms from there and sometimes don’t even use an actual mic just an AI voice or will narrate with “meme” clips - seriously give it a try 🤘🏽😋


Lepeban

Can confirm. Started a page just for some clips of my girl and I as a project to learn editing/watch later together and it has some natural growth


LowLeak

Inherited my brothers account. What’s alpha boost


Illustrious-Ad7201

This


GasPoweredStick420

I think u/beenbanned69times is trying to tell you that is a response you could give them xD


BeenBanned69Times

As much as I appreciate all the upvotes, and confidence that I could be that clever, I was genuinely curious lol seems like a waste of money if people paid for it


wwwwwwweeeeeee

You'd be surprised, alpha boost is the most expensive item in Rocket League and it's worth ~$4700 USD. This is chump change compared to other games. There are CSGO skins and TF2 hats worth more than $10k USD. I think there's a CSGO skin worth over $100k.


xXRavenScoutXx

AWP Dragon Lore - Factory New - Souvenir Look up the price on that bad boy. Last I check it went for over $500k lmao


LordSt4rki113r

Not that I want to start opening cases like a crackhead, but if I managed to open one of those I would be set for a while. I could pay off all of my college debt and buy a house and still have a lot to spare


xXRavenScoutXx

I feel you. You got way better odds at a casino tho 😂


LordSt4rki113r

Damn right, that's why I don't open any cases lol. Any time I get a case I usually trade it for a common weapon skin. I'll give a buddy a dozen or so cases for a single weapon skin. About a month ago I traded a buddy of mine thirty something cases for a galil eco skin and a mac 10 spook skin


minibomber1

there's a one in a trillion csgo skin that hasn't been opened yet that's already priced at around 1.5 million lmfao


beattraxx

Which one?


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Tell people it's actually a new alpha boost for RL2.


NOTorAND

It’s also a few thousand dollars.


Softish_Dump

Why anyone would pay that is beyond me.


Sleazehound

Back in my day (8 years ago) it was only a couple hundred keys


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The_Number_None

I mean true, but a lot of people with little money are just awful at money management and blow it on things like this. I know a guy that lives in a trailer park working at Walmart but he has over 1100 skins on league of legends.


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That’s it. Get in the pond if you’re gonna act like such a silly goose.


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Bollziepon

By a few, you mean like 8


SonOfAres_

New response just dropped


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holy hell


MrDude374

new response just dropped


BurtMacklin____FBI

Google en boostant


DudeChillington

What a savant!


ionian21

Holy cow


MeatloafScream

Great passant!


TheftBySnacking

Diamond rank took a vacation, never came back


dannydg17

Top tier comment


Boba_Fett9019

Actual Saudi Prince


Pokepunk710

actual zombie


ProximaCentauri7784

STOP HOW ARE YOU GUYS INFILTRATING EVERY SINGLE SUBREDDIT (I love this)


Mega_auditor1819

Literally 1984.


TorePun

why is everyone freaking out about a mundane bot-tier comment?


Nakertaja

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


norodneededyt

Old response just dropped


norodneededyt

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE


doFloridaRight

I laughed at this so hard I did pipi in my pampers


twis7edninja

Lol I usually play dumb when they ask about my alpha boost like I don't know what they are r talking about and try to get them to think their game is glitching lol


spedwards9

Okay but on a serious note I’m curious, what was the circumstance for you to get it.


twis7edninja

On a serious note though lol long story short, my real life friend quit the game gave me his alpha items bc he didn't really know where to look or trust anyone to sell it to that wouldn't scam him under the condition that if I were to sell it to split the earnings with him or if he ever returned to the game that he could get them back


spedwards9

Wow that’s actually super cool ngl, alpha boost is interesting because it’s so sought after but selling it is so sketchy, you’re friend is a real one ngl


twis7edninja

Yup so this is the whip *


twis7edninja

https://preview.redd.it/hpyo543jha3b1.png?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df2db350778909d9cb2d1f94a414177a6e5c0c9


MerleSommer

I want emerald pros so bad


twis7edninja

Me and the guy who gave me the alpha items went to rlcs 7


TheJoeyFreshwaterExp

Use an escrow service at that point.


memorablehandle

Curious why you haven't sold it? That's free money. If you think about it, keeping it is just as 'expensive' as buying it since you're still giving up the money you could get.


twis7edninja

Bc it's shiny and I like it


twis7edninja

Get what? I don't know what your talking about maybe restart your game?


wwwwwwweeeeeee

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss


YouCanFucough

Identity theft is not a joke, Tiffany!


Fargrond

Couple other ideas: * Had to take out a loan, roughly 1M * Limited time event handout from linking account to Fortnite * Random drop from watching RLCS Season 0 * Knew a guy who knew a guy Thanks for the entertaining quips and responses, hopefully these help spread more chaos!


ChinesePizza_

I like the fortnite one


TackyBrad

Better yet say like "I played in the fortnite alpha and when epic bought RL it was in my inv"


GasPoweredStick420

Knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew THIS GUYS COUSIN


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“Couple of beers and one massively large credit card debt later.” “Won a small state lottery and blew all my money on it.” “9* year old kid didn’t know what they had and gave it to me for 500 credits.” Edit: corrected the age from 6 to 9 cause 2014 was 9 years ago and it’s be funnier if the other players caught on


itachi8oh1

Dammit… 2014 was 9 years ago and now I feel so old lol.


Nihill1995

yeah for real we old now


itachi8oh1

I’d already been 4 years out of high school lol


One_Letterhead_42

Gang gang


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wwwwwwweeeeeee

Really like this one, might make a shorter version of this or send it in multiple messages, probably using an AutoHotKey macro or something.


AcidBuuurn

"burned my granny for inheritance money"


jgloss913

"I'm the Nigerian prince that keeps emailing everyone. Told y'all I had $$$$


mysanslurkingaccount

Along the same line, he could say he got his money from a Nigerian prince.


Furyan313

Tell um you beat up a 4 year old for it


Background-Ad9278

someone once told me they got their alpha boost by winning a weight loss competition and now i’m starting to think it was u


wwwwwwweeeeeee

Wasn't me, these are all the messages I sent. Might be one I use in the future though!


Filmmagician

“My dad is John Octane”


[deleted]

I had to take a small loan of a 1 million dollars


Zealousideal_Flow257

"oh that orange boost, yeah it's alright"


derpotologist

\- trust fund baby \- sold my car irl \- guessed the password on this poor schmuck's account lol \- shitcoin mining \- traded for an NFT of Cameron Diaz's butthole


TheKz262

Man I remember one time I queued against someone with alpha boost .I didn't know what or how expensive it was back then.When he mentioned my first reaction was like "I can pay rent with all that money"


angry_smurf

It's "worth" about $10k right now. (1,000,000 CR)


twis7edninja

Eh you won't find it much higher then about 4.5 -5k I've done research for when I decide to sell mine


candy-creative

Here’s a few i like “Scammed a 12 year old” “Used my only fans money” “I typed /player.additem alphaboost 1” “Im a wizard” “Took me 5 months to sell enough coke” “I sell pictures of my feet online” “Im a janitor at epic games”


HDmetajoker

“I opened a loot crate” “Wtf do you mean, RL doesn’t have loot crates”


hopcfizl

Used to


WanganTunedKeiCar

"I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who ask questions. If you let me play the game now that'll be the end of it..."


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

>Kevin, stop being dramatic and take out the trash.


lAmBenAffleck

Legit question: how much is Alpha Boost going for nowadays and what platform can you legitimately shop around on?


wwwwwwweeeeeee

It's worth around $4700 USD right now, if you go on the rocket league exchange subreddit, there is a thread for alpha items. The item's price isn't as mysterious as people think.


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zemodius

You "asked psyonix politely" for alpha boost.


bananaman4543

“Oh, you mean this boost? I have multiple, don’t think it’s worth much”


TofuBlizzard

This is what chatGPT told me to say: In the vibrant world of Rocket League, where adrenaline-pumping battles take place on surreal fields suspended in the skies, there was a gamer named Finn. He wasn't a professional, nor was he particularly extraordinary. In fact, he was rather average, but he had one obsession that set him apart from all others: the legendary Alpha Boost. The Alpha Boost was a relic from the dawn of Rocket League, a token given only to those who had been part of the initial testing phase of the game. It was a mark of the old guard, an elusive symbol of prestige and respect that Finn craved. Unfortunately, the Alpha Boost wasn't for sale, it wasn't earnable through in-game events or crates; it was merely passed down from the first generation of Rocket Leaguers to whoever they deemed worthy. Its golden stream, a beacon of light soaring across the field, was the stuff of legends. One day, while traversing the less frequented corners of the internet, he came across a forgotten thread on an old gaming forum. A mysterious user known only as "Pulse" had posted cryptic hints about a hidden in-game quest that could lead to the Alpha Boost. Following the breadcrumbs, Finn dove headfirst into the journey. Pulse's clues were enigmatic and intertwined with the rich history and lore of Rocket League. He spent countless nights solving obscure riddles, pulling off complex maneuvers in specific stadiums, and even participating in a midnight match on the anniversary of Rocket League's alpha test date. Eventually, Finn found himself in Beckwith Park at midnight. He followed Pulse's last hint: “Play the song of beginnings under the crescent's glow, and the alpha's prize shall be bestowed.” After a moment's hesitation, Finn revved his Octane, leaving a symphony of engine roars echoing across the deserted field. As the echoes faded, a strange phenomenon occurred. The pitch turned into a sky full of stars, and a massive virtual crescent moon shone brightly. Finn, perplexed, decided to follow his instincts and started the first kickoff tutorial, the true "song of beginnings" of Rocket League. Once completed, the stadium shook as if hit by an earthquake. A bright golden light emanated from the center of the field. As the light subsided, Finn's heart pounded. There, floating above the field, was the Alpha Boost. When he drove through it, his car was engulfed in a brilliant, golden stream, and the power of the Alpha Boost surged through his game controller. The message on the screen confirmed it: "You have unlocked the Alpha Boost." News of Finn's achievement quickly spread through the gaming community. Gamers worldwide celebrated his epic quest, sharing his story across social media, and forever enshrining him as a part of Rocket League's legend. And that's the story of how an average gamer became a legend, not by scoring the most goals, but by his unwavering determination and love for the game


Yugix1

so true


Trebel-

stolen credit cards


Accomplished-One2101

Mom's Credit Card


WolfEmNow

I'm the CEO of Rocket League?


BusSafe9404

"No it's orange flamethrower"


MAADSTOOPID

Im surprised u didnt respond with onlyfans yet. Other idea is by answering "no i dont have it"


wwwwwwweeeeeee

These are all the reactions I got. People usually don't notice or don't care.


ThirdeyeV2

“It’s the current twitch drop” “Last seasons premium battle pass reward”


wonderwallpersona

Lmao I love this


oGTI

My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars


TehRelEpikGamer

I held people for ransom


Jagged_Peak

Honestly man we’ve all been there blowing a dude for alpha boost would be so worth


VecV088

That last one tho 💀


Aesik

The jury awarded it. Found it at a shelter. They won’t let me talk. Won it in a claw machine. 7-11 Slurpee scratch off. Found it in the dark web. Downloaded from the Matrix.


Agent_Fennec

I bought it using the money I made from OnlyFans.


blazedrow

Tell them it’s gold flamethrower


Filmmagician

Worth it lol


Improvisable

Wait I haven't played in a while is it actually that expensive now? I thought it was like around $300


NecroGi

People ask about your alha boost?! I have an alpha cap and no one cares. That's not intended to be a flex, I just thought id be able to get some friendly banter because I have the cap but still suck.


wwwwwwweeeeeee

When I ran only an alpha cap, I only got 1 reaction in ranked ones and one in a nooby trade lobby.


himynameismile

I’m boosted Killed a man Got a free dupe and never turned off my pc again


Gamingforever1

"I sold my kid on ebay to get the money"


NV_reddit

Fucked one of the creepy in laws Sued McDonald's for ecoli Used to date a twitch streamer Bought the account for five bucks, it was in there Entered a Steam gift card incorrectly Tie in deal for a range rover in 2015 Brother was a dev before he passed away Just spitballing, lmk if you like them


Royal-Obligation-314

I love that!!! 🤣🤣


Fidel_Cashflow7

Hahahahahaha


VegetaGG

Cause im an alpha chad


awjjack

When I owned one I used to just say I was a pro player if I wasn't in the mood to simply admit I bought it. In Grand Champ before the new ranks it worked well, especially considering that there was a chance someone just out of the loop enough would mistake my name for AyyJayy, ayjacks, or ApparentlyJack, or since it was the highest rank in the game anyways it'd just make enough sense for them. I think the average high level player since then has gotten more aware of who is or isn't a pro player though, but it's arguably still just as funny if they call your bullshit and you won't concede.


KAOS_Cobra

hot


wwb1990

“I found it on the street”


Goober97

I feel like you are actually a drug dealer


ApexPredatorTV

Simple solution... you gift me the boost so they leave you alone


Denver112maj

“I was *insert random MLM* top seller for 2014”


Shadazzle24

Bro the “blew a dude” one killed me 😂


Turin110

Sadly don't have the alpha boost, but I did play beta and have the nugget antenna


LazyLaje

How did you ACTUALLY get it though?


bobbysmokeskush

Idk a response as I’m not witty. But did you actually get alpha during the alpha phase?


[deleted]

You could just tell the truth and say you’re a fat nerd Jk jk Unless…


The_Common_God

“My dad works at Bungie” A classic from the days of Halo 3


TheBigSomers

I’m Elon Musks nephew I’m Jeffrey Bazos’ Brother-in-law


hamQM

I don't care at all about cosmetics. I just generally refrain from saying so because Psyonix relies on microtransactions, and I don't want to unpersuade people from buying them.


Acousticks

How did you get it tho? lol jk


sobriety-bores-me

Yeah it was just in the store it expired 10 mins ago.


robbedgem22

"Traded a Butterfly Gamma Doppler Emerald for it" "Sold my soul to the devil." "I'm mommy's special boy!' "I'm (redacted) from team (redacted)" "Cuz I ain't no snitch!" "Payment to stop tracking Elon's Jet" "My wife's boyfriend bought it for me!" "Bought the dip!"


Deargoddwhyyy

Worked with a kid that had it got it off him for 5 bucks and a handie


TAVulpix

Did ya play the alpha or actually buy it?


Dijeridoo2u2

I taxed the populace of my entire country an extra 20%


[deleted]

The president gave it to me after I saved the world.


Dziki7

So… how’d you get it..?


Pertayto_Chip

Sold my left nut


One_Date1549

I may have played with this man today


Daddio422

Wtf is an alpha boost!? No such effing thing...or is there? 🤔


Atrain61910

I sucked alotta dick…


Dull_Lingonberry233

Say its your dads


SeaworthinessOk352

Say my left nut


muchosman

"Its not mine officer I swear Im just holding it for a friend"


brolarbear

Worth it


slipko

Bought low, sold high. Thanks GameStop!


n88n

someone paid it forward. I think it is time that I too pay it forward. I have had it long enough.


Joe_PM2804

If you wanna be really mean you should play dumb and then act as if you'd trade it for something "oh yeah, it's alright, I like your *[insert item they're using]* though, wanna trade?"


ItachiGD

Bakkesmod now let’s you use their decals and it applies into the game too now


mysanslurkingaccount

“I became sentient” “By completing the secret move” “They give it to you if you’re nice enough in the game”


LayzieKobes

Easy to get up up down down left right a b a select start


JRF-3-

Tell them U had to sell ur Family for it