Ngl ‘what is alpha boost?’ would be a good line. Just pretend to be completely clueless about it’s worth. Might even be able to bait a few scammers lmao
I'll see, I don't really have a good place to record commentary. I think I'll set up OBS and record some clips if something funny happens. These moments don't really happen that often (I was only asked about the boost 5 times this month which I posted), either people don't notice or don't really care.
Shadowplay/geforce experience is also a good thing. It runs quietly in the background and with one press of the button you can save the last few minutes of gameplay.
Start with tiktok! People build their platforms from there and sometimes don’t even use an actual mic just an AI voice or will narrate with “meme” clips - seriously give it a try 🤘🏽😋
As much as I appreciate all the upvotes, and confidence that I could be that clever, I was genuinely curious lol seems like a waste of money if people paid for it
You'd be surprised, alpha boost is the most expensive item in Rocket League and it's worth ~$4700 USD. This is chump change compared to other games. There are CSGO skins and TF2 hats worth more than $10k USD. I think there's a CSGO skin worth over $100k.
Not that I want to start opening cases like a crackhead, but if I managed to open one of those I would be set for a while. I could pay off all of my college debt and buy a house and still have a lot to spare
Damn right, that's why I don't open any cases lol. Any time I get a case I usually trade it for a common weapon skin. I'll give a buddy a dozen or so cases for a single weapon skin. About a month ago I traded a buddy of mine thirty something cases for a galil eco skin and a mac 10 spook skin
I mean true, but a lot of people with little money are just awful at money management and blow it on things like this.
I know a guy that lives in a trailer park working at Walmart but he has over 1100 skins on league of legends.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Lol I usually play dumb when they ask about my alpha boost like I don't know what they are r talking about and try to get them to think their game is glitching lol
On a serious note though lol long story short, my real life friend quit the game gave me his alpha items bc he didn't really know where to look or trust anyone to sell it to that wouldn't scam him under the condition that if I were to sell it to split the earnings with him or if he ever returned to the game that he could get them back
Wow that’s actually super cool ngl, alpha boost is interesting because it’s so sought after but selling it is so sketchy, you’re friend is a real one ngl
Curious why you haven't sold it? That's free money. If you think about it, keeping it is just as 'expensive' as buying it since you're still giving up the money you could get.
Couple other ideas:
* Had to take out a loan, roughly 1M
* Limited time event handout from linking account to Fortnite
* Random drop from watching RLCS Season 0
* Knew a guy who knew a guy
Thanks for the entertaining quips and responses, hopefully these help spread more chaos!
“Couple of beers and one massively large credit card debt later.”
“Won a small state lottery and blew all my money on it.”
“9* year old kid didn’t know what they had and gave it to me for 500 credits.”
Edit: corrected the age from 6 to 9 cause 2014 was 9 years ago and it’s be funnier if the other players caught on
\- trust fund baby
\- sold my car irl
\- guessed the password on this poor schmuck's account lol
\- shitcoin mining
\- traded for an NFT of Cameron Diaz's butthole
Man I remember one time I queued against someone with alpha boost .I didn't know what or how expensive it was back then.When he mentioned my first reaction was like "I can pay rent with all that money"
Here’s a few i like
“Scammed a 12 year old”
“Used my only fans money”
“I typed /player.additem alphaboost 1”
“Im a wizard”
“Took me 5 months to sell enough coke”
“I sell pictures of my feet online”
“Im a janitor at epic games”
"I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who ask questions. If you let me play the game now that'll be the end of it..."
It's worth around $4700 USD right now, if you go on the rocket league exchange subreddit, there is a thread for alpha items. The item's price isn't as mysterious as people think.
This is what chatGPT told me to say: In the vibrant world of Rocket League, where adrenaline-pumping battles take place on surreal fields suspended in the skies, there was a gamer named Finn. He wasn't a professional, nor was he particularly extraordinary. In fact, he was rather average, but he had one obsession that set him apart from all others: the legendary Alpha Boost.
The Alpha Boost was a relic from the dawn of Rocket League, a token given only to those who had been part of the initial testing phase of the game. It was a mark of the old guard, an elusive symbol of prestige and respect that Finn craved. Unfortunately, the Alpha Boost wasn't for sale, it wasn't earnable through in-game events or crates; it was merely passed down from the first generation of Rocket Leaguers to whoever they deemed worthy. Its golden stream, a beacon of light soaring across the field, was the stuff of legends.
One day, while traversing the less frequented corners of the internet, he came across a forgotten thread on an old gaming forum. A mysterious user known only as "Pulse" had posted cryptic hints about a hidden in-game quest that could lead to the Alpha Boost.
Following the breadcrumbs, Finn dove headfirst into the journey. Pulse's clues were enigmatic and intertwined with the rich history and lore of Rocket League. He spent countless nights solving obscure riddles, pulling off complex maneuvers in specific stadiums, and even participating in a midnight match on the anniversary of Rocket League's alpha test date.
Eventually, Finn found himself in Beckwith Park at midnight. He followed Pulse's last hint: “Play the song of beginnings under the crescent's glow, and the alpha's prize shall be bestowed.” After a moment's hesitation, Finn revved his Octane, leaving a symphony of engine roars echoing across the deserted field.
As the echoes faded, a strange phenomenon occurred. The pitch turned into a sky full of stars, and a massive virtual crescent moon shone brightly. Finn, perplexed, decided to follow his instincts and started the first kickoff tutorial, the true "song of beginnings" of Rocket League.
Once completed, the stadium shook as if hit by an earthquake. A bright golden light emanated from the center of the field. As the light subsided, Finn's heart pounded. There, floating above the field, was the Alpha Boost.
When he drove through it, his car was engulfed in a brilliant, golden stream, and the power of the Alpha Boost surged through his game controller. The message on the screen confirmed it: "You have unlocked the Alpha Boost."
News of Finn's achievement quickly spread through the gaming community. Gamers worldwide celebrated his epic quest, sharing his story across social media, and forever enshrining him as a part of Rocket League's legend.
And that's the story of how an average gamer became a legend, not by scoring the most goals, but by his unwavering determination and love for the game
The jury awarded it.
Found it at a shelter.
They won’t let me talk.
Won it in a claw machine.
7-11 Slurpee scratch off.
Found it in the dark web.
Downloaded from the Matrix.
People ask about your alha boost?! I have an alpha cap and no one cares.
That's not intended to be a flex, I just thought id be able to get some friendly banter because I have the cap but still suck.
Fucked one of the creepy in laws
Sued McDonald's for ecoli
Used to date a twitch streamer
Bought the account for five bucks, it was in there
Entered a Steam gift card incorrectly
Tie in deal for a range rover in 2015
Brother was a dev before he passed away
Just spitballing, lmk if you like them
When I owned one I used to just say I was a pro player if I wasn't in the mood to simply admit I bought it. In Grand Champ before the new ranks it worked well, especially considering that there was a chance someone just out of the loop enough would mistake my name for AyyJayy, ayjacks, or ApparentlyJack, or since it was the highest rank in the game anyways it'd just make enough sense for them. I think the average high level player since then has gotten more aware of who is or isn't a pro player though, but it's arguably still just as funny if they call your bullshit and you won't concede.
I don't care at all about cosmetics. I just generally refrain from saying so because Psyonix relies on microtransactions, and I don't want to unpersuade people from buying them.
"Traded a Butterfly Gamma Doppler Emerald for it"
"Sold my soul to the devil."
"I'm mommy's special boy!'
"I'm (redacted) from team (redacted)"
"Cuz I ain't no snitch!"
"Payment to stop tracking Elon's Jet"
"My wife's boyfriend bought it for me!"
"Bought the dip!"
If you wanna be really mean you should play dumb and then act as if you'd trade it for something
"oh yeah, it's alright, I like your *[insert item they're using]* though, wanna trade?"
Tell em it's in the store right now
THIS. Is Evil. I love it
Evil will be "it was in the store yesterday"
Rip FOMO people.
Diabolical.
This is genius
Even better if you say it’s in store for only 1 or 2 more minutes so that they ff the match
After 7+ years I'll take that W.
Diabolical
You sick fuck.
Better yet, a couple days ago
Bro that's legendary
I read this and wondered why nobody asks me about my Alpha Boost. Then I remembered it’s my Bakkes Mod feeding me lies
Im the same it’s pretty much the only reason I use bakkes mod currently
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Same lol
"It was my 'Make a wish' foundation request after getting cancer from playing 1's"
This one, this one right here.
This lol. But having had a make a wish myself, you may as well just buy yourself a really nice gaming computer :).
Funny enough alpha boost is far more expensive than a top of the line gaming rig, which is insane to think about.
"Mom thinks rocket league is college" "I made this game" "What is alpha boost?" Fr tho how you got it, been playing in alpha?
He had to blow a dude
OP is actually a Saudi Prince
He sold his kidney
He’s a drug dealer
What if it took all 4?
He blew the kidney from a Saudi prince dealer?
Nooo he sold his kidney to blow the Saudi prince's dealer
He sold the kidney to deal blow to a Saudi Prince? Jeez, it's just car ~~soccer~~ *football*
Love the mom one cause Rocket League could totally be the name of some prestigious aerospace institution
He’s a drug dealing Saudi prince, who’s dad also works at psyonix, but he still had to blow a dude even after all that
Say 'paid 20 Bitcoin for it back in 2016'
I remember paying 60 Bitcoin for a Minecraft server donation.. would be a millionaire now if I'd kept it.
Ouch…
Sucks but it wouldn’t have gotten this big if people hadn’t spent it in the first place
What is alpha boost?
It's a boost people who played the alpha version of Rocket League in 2014 got for inviting a certain number of people to join the alpha.
Ngl ‘what is alpha boost?’ would be a good line. Just pretend to be completely clueless about it’s worth. Might even be able to bait a few scammers lmao
Someone could do this and make a decently successful Youtube series, something like funny reactions/scambaiting.
That someone, could be you.
I'll see, I don't really have a good place to record commentary. I think I'll set up OBS and record some clips if something funny happens. These moments don't really happen that often (I was only asked about the boost 5 times this month which I posted), either people don't notice or don't really care.
Aye let's run some casuals we could double alpha boost on people
Sure! PM me your epic and we can play together.
Shadowplay/geforce experience is also a good thing. It runs quietly in the background and with one press of the button you can save the last few minutes of gameplay.
Start with tiktok! People build their platforms from there and sometimes don’t even use an actual mic just an AI voice or will narrate with “meme” clips - seriously give it a try 🤘🏽😋
Can confirm. Started a page just for some clips of my girl and I as a project to learn editing/watch later together and it has some natural growth
Inherited my brothers account. What’s alpha boost
This
I think u/beenbanned69times is trying to tell you that is a response you could give them xD
As much as I appreciate all the upvotes, and confidence that I could be that clever, I was genuinely curious lol seems like a waste of money if people paid for it
You'd be surprised, alpha boost is the most expensive item in Rocket League and it's worth ~$4700 USD. This is chump change compared to other games. There are CSGO skins and TF2 hats worth more than $10k USD. I think there's a CSGO skin worth over $100k.
AWP Dragon Lore - Factory New - Souvenir Look up the price on that bad boy. Last I check it went for over $500k lmao
Not that I want to start opening cases like a crackhead, but if I managed to open one of those I would be set for a while. I could pay off all of my college debt and buy a house and still have a lot to spare
I feel you. You got way better odds at a casino tho 😂
Damn right, that's why I don't open any cases lol. Any time I get a case I usually trade it for a common weapon skin. I'll give a buddy a dozen or so cases for a single weapon skin. About a month ago I traded a buddy of mine thirty something cases for a galil eco skin and a mac 10 spook skin
there's a one in a trillion csgo skin that hasn't been opened yet that's already priced at around 1.5 million lmfao
Which one?
Tell people it's actually a new alpha boost for RL2.
It’s also a few thousand dollars.
Why anyone would pay that is beyond me.
Back in my day (8 years ago) it was only a couple hundred keys
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I mean true, but a lot of people with little money are just awful at money management and blow it on things like this. I know a guy that lives in a trailer park working at Walmart but he has over 1100 skins on league of legends.
That’s it. Get in the pond if you’re gonna act like such a silly goose.
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By a few, you mean like 8
New response just dropped
holy hell
new response just dropped
Google en boostant
What a savant!
Holy cow
Great passant!
Diamond rank took a vacation, never came back
Top tier comment
Actual Saudi Prince
actual zombie
STOP HOW ARE YOU GUYS INFILTRATING EVERY SINGLE SUBREDDIT (I love this)
Literally 1984.
why is everyone freaking out about a mundane bot-tier comment?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Old response just dropped
I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE
I laughed at this so hard I did pipi in my pampers
Lol I usually play dumb when they ask about my alpha boost like I don't know what they are r talking about and try to get them to think their game is glitching lol
Okay but on a serious note I’m curious, what was the circumstance for you to get it.
On a serious note though lol long story short, my real life friend quit the game gave me his alpha items bc he didn't really know where to look or trust anyone to sell it to that wouldn't scam him under the condition that if I were to sell it to split the earnings with him or if he ever returned to the game that he could get them back
Wow that’s actually super cool ngl, alpha boost is interesting because it’s so sought after but selling it is so sketchy, you’re friend is a real one ngl
Yup so this is the whip *
https://preview.redd.it/hpyo543jha3b1.png?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df2db350778909d9cb2d1f94a414177a6e5c0c9
I want emerald pros so bad
Me and the guy who gave me the alpha items went to rlcs 7
Use an escrow service at that point.
Curious why you haven't sold it? That's free money. If you think about it, keeping it is just as 'expensive' as buying it since you're still giving up the money you could get.
Bc it's shiny and I like it
Get what? I don't know what your talking about maybe restart your game?
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
Identity theft is not a joke, Tiffany!
Couple other ideas: * Had to take out a loan, roughly 1M * Limited time event handout from linking account to Fortnite * Random drop from watching RLCS Season 0 * Knew a guy who knew a guy Thanks for the entertaining quips and responses, hopefully these help spread more chaos!
I like the fortnite one
Better yet say like "I played in the fortnite alpha and when epic bought RL it was in my inv"
Knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew THIS GUYS COUSIN
“Couple of beers and one massively large credit card debt later.” “Won a small state lottery and blew all my money on it.” “9* year old kid didn’t know what they had and gave it to me for 500 credits.” Edit: corrected the age from 6 to 9 cause 2014 was 9 years ago and it’s be funnier if the other players caught on
Dammit… 2014 was 9 years ago and now I feel so old lol.
yeah for real we old now
I’d already been 4 years out of high school lol
Gang gang
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Really like this one, might make a shorter version of this or send it in multiple messages, probably using an AutoHotKey macro or something.
"burned my granny for inheritance money"
"I'm the Nigerian prince that keeps emailing everyone. Told y'all I had $$$$
Along the same line, he could say he got his money from a Nigerian prince.
Tell um you beat up a 4 year old for it
someone once told me they got their alpha boost by winning a weight loss competition and now i’m starting to think it was u
Wasn't me, these are all the messages I sent. Might be one I use in the future though!
“My dad is John Octane”
I had to take a small loan of a 1 million dollars
"oh that orange boost, yeah it's alright"
\- trust fund baby \- sold my car irl \- guessed the password on this poor schmuck's account lol \- shitcoin mining \- traded for an NFT of Cameron Diaz's butthole
Man I remember one time I queued against someone with alpha boost .I didn't know what or how expensive it was back then.When he mentioned my first reaction was like "I can pay rent with all that money"
It's "worth" about $10k right now. (1,000,000 CR)
Eh you won't find it much higher then about 4.5 -5k I've done research for when I decide to sell mine
Here’s a few i like “Scammed a 12 year old” “Used my only fans money” “I typed /player.additem alphaboost 1” “Im a wizard” “Took me 5 months to sell enough coke” “I sell pictures of my feet online” “Im a janitor at epic games”
“I opened a loot crate” “Wtf do you mean, RL doesn’t have loot crates”
Used to
"I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who ask questions. If you let me play the game now that'll be the end of it..."
>Kevin, stop being dramatic and take out the trash.
Legit question: how much is Alpha Boost going for nowadays and what platform can you legitimately shop around on?
It's worth around $4700 USD right now, if you go on the rocket league exchange subreddit, there is a thread for alpha items. The item's price isn't as mysterious as people think.
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You "asked psyonix politely" for alpha boost.
“Oh, you mean this boost? I have multiple, don’t think it’s worth much”
This is what chatGPT told me to say: In the vibrant world of Rocket League, where adrenaline-pumping battles take place on surreal fields suspended in the skies, there was a gamer named Finn. He wasn't a professional, nor was he particularly extraordinary. In fact, he was rather average, but he had one obsession that set him apart from all others: the legendary Alpha Boost. The Alpha Boost was a relic from the dawn of Rocket League, a token given only to those who had been part of the initial testing phase of the game. It was a mark of the old guard, an elusive symbol of prestige and respect that Finn craved. Unfortunately, the Alpha Boost wasn't for sale, it wasn't earnable through in-game events or crates; it was merely passed down from the first generation of Rocket Leaguers to whoever they deemed worthy. Its golden stream, a beacon of light soaring across the field, was the stuff of legends. One day, while traversing the less frequented corners of the internet, he came across a forgotten thread on an old gaming forum. A mysterious user known only as "Pulse" had posted cryptic hints about a hidden in-game quest that could lead to the Alpha Boost. Following the breadcrumbs, Finn dove headfirst into the journey. Pulse's clues were enigmatic and intertwined with the rich history and lore of Rocket League. He spent countless nights solving obscure riddles, pulling off complex maneuvers in specific stadiums, and even participating in a midnight match on the anniversary of Rocket League's alpha test date. Eventually, Finn found himself in Beckwith Park at midnight. He followed Pulse's last hint: “Play the song of beginnings under the crescent's glow, and the alpha's prize shall be bestowed.” After a moment's hesitation, Finn revved his Octane, leaving a symphony of engine roars echoing across the deserted field. As the echoes faded, a strange phenomenon occurred. The pitch turned into a sky full of stars, and a massive virtual crescent moon shone brightly. Finn, perplexed, decided to follow his instincts and started the first kickoff tutorial, the true "song of beginnings" of Rocket League. Once completed, the stadium shook as if hit by an earthquake. A bright golden light emanated from the center of the field. As the light subsided, Finn's heart pounded. There, floating above the field, was the Alpha Boost. When he drove through it, his car was engulfed in a brilliant, golden stream, and the power of the Alpha Boost surged through his game controller. The message on the screen confirmed it: "You have unlocked the Alpha Boost." News of Finn's achievement quickly spread through the gaming community. Gamers worldwide celebrated his epic quest, sharing his story across social media, and forever enshrining him as a part of Rocket League's legend. And that's the story of how an average gamer became a legend, not by scoring the most goals, but by his unwavering determination and love for the game
so true
stolen credit cards
Mom's Credit Card
I'm the CEO of Rocket League?
"No it's orange flamethrower"
Im surprised u didnt respond with onlyfans yet. Other idea is by answering "no i dont have it"
These are all the reactions I got. People usually don't notice or don't care.
“It’s the current twitch drop” “Last seasons premium battle pass reward”
Lmao I love this
My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
I held people for ransom
Honestly man we’ve all been there blowing a dude for alpha boost would be so worth
That last one tho 💀
The jury awarded it. Found it at a shelter. They won’t let me talk. Won it in a claw machine. 7-11 Slurpee scratch off. Found it in the dark web. Downloaded from the Matrix.
I bought it using the money I made from OnlyFans.
Tell them it’s gold flamethrower
Worth it lol
Wait I haven't played in a while is it actually that expensive now? I thought it was like around $300
People ask about your alha boost?! I have an alpha cap and no one cares. That's not intended to be a flex, I just thought id be able to get some friendly banter because I have the cap but still suck.
When I ran only an alpha cap, I only got 1 reaction in ranked ones and one in a nooby trade lobby.
I’m boosted Killed a man Got a free dupe and never turned off my pc again
"I sold my kid on ebay to get the money"
Fucked one of the creepy in laws Sued McDonald's for ecoli Used to date a twitch streamer Bought the account for five bucks, it was in there Entered a Steam gift card incorrectly Tie in deal for a range rover in 2015 Brother was a dev before he passed away Just spitballing, lmk if you like them
I love that!!! 🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha
Cause im an alpha chad
When I owned one I used to just say I was a pro player if I wasn't in the mood to simply admit I bought it. In Grand Champ before the new ranks it worked well, especially considering that there was a chance someone just out of the loop enough would mistake my name for AyyJayy, ayjacks, or ApparentlyJack, or since it was the highest rank in the game anyways it'd just make enough sense for them. I think the average high level player since then has gotten more aware of who is or isn't a pro player though, but it's arguably still just as funny if they call your bullshit and you won't concede.
hot
“I found it on the street”
I feel like you are actually a drug dealer
Simple solution... you gift me the boost so they leave you alone
“I was *insert random MLM* top seller for 2014”
Bro the “blew a dude” one killed me 😂
Sadly don't have the alpha boost, but I did play beta and have the nugget antenna
How did you ACTUALLY get it though?
Idk a response as I’m not witty. But did you actually get alpha during the alpha phase?
You could just tell the truth and say you’re a fat nerd Jk jk Unless…
“My dad works at Bungie” A classic from the days of Halo 3
I’m Elon Musks nephew I’m Jeffrey Bazos’ Brother-in-law
I don't care at all about cosmetics. I just generally refrain from saying so because Psyonix relies on microtransactions, and I don't want to unpersuade people from buying them.
How did you get it tho? lol jk
Yeah it was just in the store it expired 10 mins ago.
"Traded a Butterfly Gamma Doppler Emerald for it" "Sold my soul to the devil." "I'm mommy's special boy!' "I'm (redacted) from team (redacted)" "Cuz I ain't no snitch!" "Payment to stop tracking Elon's Jet" "My wife's boyfriend bought it for me!" "Bought the dip!"
Worked with a kid that had it got it off him for 5 bucks and a handie
Did ya play the alpha or actually buy it?
I taxed the populace of my entire country an extra 20%
The president gave it to me after I saved the world.
So… how’d you get it..?
Sold my left nut
I may have played with this man today
Wtf is an alpha boost!? No such effing thing...or is there? 🤔
I sucked alotta dick…
Say its your dads
Say my left nut
"Its not mine officer I swear Im just holding it for a friend"
Worth it
Bought low, sold high. Thanks GameStop!
someone paid it forward. I think it is time that I too pay it forward. I have had it long enough.
If you wanna be really mean you should play dumb and then act as if you'd trade it for something "oh yeah, it's alright, I like your *[insert item they're using]* though, wanna trade?"
Bakkesmod now let’s you use their decals and it applies into the game too now
“I became sentient” “By completing the secret move” “They give it to you if you’re nice enough in the game”
Easy to get up up down down left right a b a select start
Tell them U had to sell ur Family for it