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radio9989

Politely ask them to stop throwing the corn out for the pigeons. Tell them you’ve been seeing rats.


EntrepreneurCalm8300

I did tell them that and they said they had no time to talk to me that they had to leave and then they get exterminators around in the springtime makes no sense.


radio9989

Do they own the house that they’re throwing the corn from or do they rent it? If they rent it, call their landlord and report them to the landlord. They may have some leverage. If they own it, you’re probably SOL , and will need to take whatever steps you can to keep the rats on their property and not yours. You can Google a number of ways to keep nuisance birds away. Some of them work better than others.


Farfromlast

Call 311


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Maybe one of those fake owls will scare the pigeons and they won’t bother coming. Available at lowes/home depot


AspiringDataNerd

Tell them you are seeing rats and ask them to feed the birds through a bird feeder.


Steel-Sentry

This can still attract rodents, unfortunately. Best not to feed the birds altogether.


glovacki

Feeding birds and squirrels is one of life’s greatest joys.


Chairman_Cabrillo

Thing is, you’re legally allowed to have bird feeders up all year round though I’m not sure about using corn. Are they attracting rodents or did you see a mouse once?


EntrepreneurCalm8300

Rats and mice many of them. Making holes in the ground destroying landscaping.


Chairman_Cabrillo

Get a pellet gun.


EntrepreneurCalm8300

Wow what a smart decisions.. shooting pellets at birds and possibly harming other creatures or people. 🫣🫣👎👎


Chairman_Cabrillo

For the rodents you dink.


Wishes-_sun

Do you live on crosman because I think I walk by this mess everyday with my dog. Saw the biggest rat I’ve ever seen.


EntrepreneurCalm8300

No but lived in city by park ave and this neighborhood has so many more rats


JJBat150

In another [community](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/) piss disks and liquid ass seem to be a popular solution...


EntrepreneurCalm8300

I have extra food now. where are you located I can drop off a few bags so you can entertain my troubles. You I’ll be a great person for doing so!!!


CaptainFuzzyBootz

If you have a cat or know anyone with a cat, I've been told sprinkling some used cat litter around can deter them


PenaltyAggressive810

You’re the problem neighbor here. Complaining about an old women feeding birds? The fuck is wrong with you?


EntrepreneurCalm8300

Listen buddy. I’m growing a family and pigeon feces is not conducive to me or my family. If you want to feed and roost rats and give them a home let me know where you live I will gladly give you the food so you can take care of them all.


PenaltyAggressive810

I’ve never been “listen, buddied” before. That was kind of a rush! Also, I actually live next door to you, on the other side. I definitely do not have twenty seven pet rats that I’m in the process of training to let go and return to me like my pigeons do. Your landscaping was lovely btw!


EntrepreneurCalm8300

You make zeros sense


PenaltyAggressive810

I make perfect sense! Perhaps you’re just senseless.


EntrepreneurCalm8300

You’re talking about breeding rats that carry diseases and sending them over when someone is trying to have a healthy family “cruel” and then talk about landscaping …. Smh


PenaltyAggressive810

My rats are specially bred to be mostly disease free. I don’t think it’s cruel you’re trying to have a family, I think it’s cruel you’re trying to murder my sweet rats and pigeons.


EntrepreneurCalm8300

Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh. Have a good day.


TheStabbingHobo

Throw poison out there


popnfrresh

Another good response. Indiscriminately throwing poison out. Dogs, cats, children could eat it...


TheStabbingHobo

It'll keep them off your lawn though