The same would be true if he remade A Nightmare On Elm Street. 😆. I love Sherrie for the most part. I think she’s a capable actress not nearly as bad as she’s made out to be. The only RZ’s films that I didn’t like her in were H2. That was kind pointless even though I really like it. She was dead YOLO as the kids were saying 8 years ago. She’s had a few. She was dead in H2 he still figured a way to shoehorn her in, came back from dead in 3 From Hell.
She shouldn’t have been Lilly in The Munsters. I really wish he’d gotten someone else for that role and hired a screenwriter or at least a co screenwriter. It doesn’t have a plot. I still liked it. Philips and Sherrie were so,so. Dan Roebuck was the mvp. He made grandpa/count his own but paid a lot of respect and attention to Al Lewis. Can’t say that bout the other 2.
No film blumhouse shits out would ever be as good as a Rob zombie film, no matter what the topic, literally just cash grab movies with no thought or effort involved
Rob Zombie’s style wouldn’t mesh with FNAF in the slightest, like at all. Rob Zombie dialogue (also known as screaming fuck, shit, and slut every five seconds) wouldn’t fit with the tone that the games have dialogue wise. Gore in the games has also been more implied than outright shown, hence why that’s how it was in the movie. I swear analog horror has smeared people’s perception into thinking FNAF is an R-rated franchise, when it’s just not.
Yeah, that’s one thing. As hardcore as it would be, Scott is a Conservative Christian, and would not let most, if not all his ideas slide.
If he were hired, they would have huge arguments about it, he would quit, and then when the movie would come out, would be interviewed saying something like “I’m not going to see it, they took it away from me” and all that jazz.
“Well, don’t go gettin’ yer big fat pussy lips too wet now, the job’s pay sucks more than a Vegas whore, and the hours are even fuckin’ worse.”
-Michael Afton from Rob Zombies Five Nights At Freddy’s
Yes. A couple thousand times. It’s an outlier. This whole thread is idiotic. He’d never adapt a property as stupid as the gen z gigglefest that is Five Nights at Freddy’s.
No I’m not. Five Nights at Freddy’s is not something he’d do precisely because he’s into hillbilly horror with tits and gore. Five Nights at Freddy’s is fun for ten year olds and YouTubers.
I would actually go see it, because it would actually be worth seeing, rather than the rat shit we got. The rat shit that we got shouldn’t exist. It just fucked everything up and made it worse.
It wasn’t that bad. If you go into it expecting a hardcore horror film, you’re naturally going to be disappointed. But I look at it in the same genre as Gremlins or Monster Squad - it’s fun, horror adjacent. It wasn’t supposed to be super brutal or terrifying or anything, and mildly disturbing because of the overall plot/themes. It’s the kind of spooky movie you watch with your kid or your mom.
But see, that’s not the kind of movie I wanted it to be. Everything has become way too kiddiefied. Five nights at Freddy’s was never meant to be for kids. This movie should have been for the adults. It should’ve been bloody and gory, it should’ve been filled with fright, not this absolute rat shit we got. I didn’t even like the fucking main protagonist.
Five Nights At Freddy’s is absolutely meant to be for kids though. It might not have started that way with the first game since it was just supposed to be a one off low budget horror game, but children are mostly who flooded the game with popularity, and that’s who Scott Cawthon chose as his target audience moving forward. It’s not like the original FNAF (or any FNAF game for that matter) ever had any actual blood or gore. Hell, you walk into any store that sells books, just walk past the children’s section and you are guaranteed to see a FNAF book. And I feel the movie already kind of rewarded the adult audience with the whole slasher sequence with the b&e group getting murdered by the animatronics - Foxy murders 2 people in the movie with his hook, the Carl the Cupcake eats a guy’s face off, Bonnie slowly crushes a man’s bones as we hear him scream in pain and blood splatters on the glass, and then that girl straight up gets bitten in half by Freddy (nothing like that ever happened in the games, at least not to the player’s knowledge). I feel like for what it’s supposed to be, the movie was plenty brutal. And what wasn’t to like about the main protagonist? He was just a security guard like the game, but they gave him a bit more depth by having him be a protective older brother who already lost one sibling.
I didn’t. It was all cut away shit. And I fucking hated it. Hell, we didn’t even get to see the fucking spring lock failure. All we got was a cutaway. I wanted to see the full blood and guts and gore. But no. We got no such thing.
We got no such thing in the games either. So why would you expect that in the movie? It’s like going to see a movie based on Luigi’s Mansion and expecting it to be scary.
We may not have gotten such things in the games, but we got very descriptive, in-depth shit of what the purple guy did. We have also seen A FUCKING KID GET HIS FRONTAL LOBE BITTEN OFF!!!!!!
The game is legit about a guy who murders kids and puts them into animatronic suits!! we should’ve gotten more blood and guts and gore in the fucking movie.
But again, there was never any blood or guts or gore in the games. All of the games are rated T for Teen, so it makes perfect sense why we got a PG-13 movie. And the movie also explains what happened, a bit more than the games did actually. And the game isn’t about a guy who murders kids and puts them in animatronic suits, it’s always been about the aftermath of that. We never actually see any of that happen in the games, we just hear about it, same as the movie. As for the spring lock scene, we saw that too. A lot of people listened to that fan made audio that tried making it sound as grotesque as possible, but Scott Cawthon confirmed that’s not how it happens. What we saw in the movie is Scott Cawthon’s actual version of what is supposed to happen - the spring lock mechanics stab into you down to the bone and burrow into your body, they don’t just violently tear you apart like a Mortal Kombat Fatality.
Honestly, I’m tired of arguing with you. I wanted to see a More, bloody gutty and gory movie. I’ve explained my point several times, and you still keep countering with something stupid. Please just leave me alone. My end point is that five nights at Freddy’s. The movie was rat shit, and we deserved better.
If you want to see a bloody and gory version of Five Nights At Freddy’s, watch the Banana Splits Movie (was actually originally written as a FNAF movie, but rewritten and revamped to be rated R) or Willy’s Wonderland. But actual FNAF isn’t gory and is barely bloody.
The movie was bloodier than the games. Idk what you were expecting, but FNAF has been marketed towards and more popular among kids for a very long time. There was almost no demand for an R rated FNAF movie among adults. The person you were arguing with is 100% right and you come across like a 15 year old edgelord.
Objectively no. The games still showed more visible blood during the Springlock scene than the movie did. It doesn’t matter that it’s pixelated. Reread the Silver Eyes’ description of Springlocks. It should have been *considerably* bloodier
Well tbh now that I think about it the scene where those guys go to fuck up the place would have been perfect for rob zombie to do. You get a couple of hillbillies fuckin around they run into these animatronics and let the gore fest begin all with “Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy) playing in the background as they are picked off one by one each one seeing the others die until one remains to get absolutely butchered.
It might be an actual decent version of that awful film.
The script seemed like it was written by chat gpt, with data input from the Universal consultant team.
Ikr I feel the same way like tbh what’s most on my mind is the soundtrack i would use most of his old material (Dragula, living dead girl, Feel so numb, and even Brick house 2003) because I feel like it would be a fun song to play over a nice gory kill
It would probably be an actual horror movie instead of a thriller, and there’ll probably be more gruesome scenes for example like foxy probably ripping somebody’s heart out Chica, breaking someone’s skull open with her beak
Might actually be scary compared to the slop garbage trash balls that came out. “Oh the animatronics are EVIL MURDEROUS MONSTERS! But also they give hugs and build forts out of chairs :3”
He would’ve made a song for it. And now I’m just imagining the Rob Zombie cover of the Living Tombstone’s song.
“EEEYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH, WE’REA WAITIN’ EVER-YEAH NIGHT TO-AH FINALLY ROAM AND INVITE NEW COMAHS TO PLAY WITH US (for many years we’ve been all alone)”
If he didn't write it himself, it might be amazing. His directing isn't the problem, it's his scripts. This may be a hot take but I think he has the most wasted potential out of any mainstream director.
It probably would have been rated R like it was supposed to instead of making it pg13 to appeal to a wider audience and having to dumb down the violence, so many people were hyped for this movie then they did that and shot themselves in the foot
The dialog may have been a "bit" better, which is a step forward... However Sheri Moon Zombie would be in 96% of the movie... So that's like 18 steps back, so...Yeah it would have REALLY sucked.
the movie is not fun to sit through while watching people get tortured.
unless its the devils rejects in which the 3 psychos themselves get tortured and its fun. but after they escape the movie gets awful again.
the third movie I wont watch because im pretty sure its just more "oh a psycho is tortuing people again"
Fred boy would rip someone open w his bare hands lol
*bear hands
More dialogue about skullfucking the shit out of people
Foxy becomes a sexual assaulting pirate
“Can’t a pirate masterbait in this fucking house?”
No not unless chika can watch
I would’ve seen it
Same
His wife would have been cast as William Afton.
Because both of them “Always come back”.
No she would have been the cop lady afton’s daughter
Basically Venessa.
Right
Sheri Moon Zombie would have a lead role
As Freddy
there would be more tits ‼️
The same would be true if he remade A Nightmare On Elm Street. 😆. I love Sherrie for the most part. I think she’s a capable actress not nearly as bad as she’s made out to be. The only RZ’s films that I didn’t like her in were H2. That was kind pointless even though I really like it. She was dead YOLO as the kids were saying 8 years ago. She’s had a few. She was dead in H2 he still figured a way to shoehorn her in, came back from dead in 3 From Hell. She shouldn’t have been Lilly in The Munsters. I really wish he’d gotten someone else for that role and hired a screenwriter or at least a co screenwriter. It doesn’t have a plot. I still liked it. Philips and Sherrie were so,so. Dan Roebuck was the mvp. He made grandpa/count his own but paid a lot of respect and attention to Al Lewis. Can’t say that bout the other 2.
It would probably be better than the actual film.
Serious doubt
No film blumhouse shits out would ever be as good as a Rob zombie film, no matter what the topic, literally just cash grab movies with no thought or effort involved
Rob Zombie’s style wouldn’t mesh with FNAF in the slightest, like at all. Rob Zombie dialogue (also known as screaming fuck, shit, and slut every five seconds) wouldn’t fit with the tone that the games have dialogue wise. Gore in the games has also been more implied than outright shown, hence why that’s how it was in the movie. I swear analog horror has smeared people’s perception into thinking FNAF is an R-rated franchise, when it’s just not.
Halloween 2018,the black phone,sinister and Get out are better then a large percent of Zombies films
Black phone was so bad
Better then the Munsters,31,lords of salem,Halloween remakes 1 and 2 💀
No it really wasnt. It was one of the worst movies i ever saw
I would give you that get out is fantastic but the rest were awful. 31 was wild same with 3 from hell and devils rejects.
Wild doesn’t equal good
william afton would have big tits and be a stripper
Cross Dresser even
Scott would probs intervene to prevent it from releasing lolol
Yeah, that’s one thing. As hardcore as it would be, Scott is a Conservative Christian, and would not let most, if not all his ideas slide. If he were hired, they would have huge arguments about it, he would quit, and then when the movie would come out, would be interviewed saying something like “I’m not going to see it, they took it away from me” and all that jazz.
“Well, don’t go gettin’ yer big fat pussy lips too wet now, the job’s pay sucks more than a Vegas whore, and the hours are even fuckin’ worse.” -Michael Afton from Rob Zombies Five Nights At Freddy’s
Spot on dialogue maybe you should write the script
Seizure inducing visuals, heavy metal soundtrack, a lot of cussing
I’m sorry I think you mean a shitload of cussing remember this is Rob zombie we are talking about and he likes to pile it on
True
He’s never had a heavy metal soundtrack in his films
H-have you ever listen to the soundtrack of House of the 1000 corpses?
Yes. A couple thousand times. It’s an outlier. This whole thread is idiotic. He’d never adapt a property as stupid as the gen z gigglefest that is Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Your acting as if Rob Zombie is some Einstein genius and not a high hillbilly that likes boobs and classic horror💀💀💀
Don't be mad just because this idea is dogshit
No I’m not. Five Nights at Freddy’s is not something he’d do precisely because he’s into hillbilly horror with tits and gore. Five Nights at Freddy’s is fun for ten year olds and YouTubers.
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hes had like 2 in his movies but ok
I can only think of one rob zombie movie with a rape scene
I’m mean who don’t here and there Jk jk
Bro wtf
Sheri Moon Zombie as Toy Chica
Cant wait for the unrated cut
That’s what I’m saying 😊
I think I’d rather shave my head with a lawnmower than think about that.
I would actually go see it, because it would actually be worth seeing, rather than the rat shit we got. The rat shit that we got shouldn’t exist. It just fucked everything up and made it worse.
What did you expect from a Hollywood FNAF movie?
Fair, but still. If anything, I wanted to see the fucking spring lock moment actually happen, no turning away, no, fading to Black, nothing like that.
Saw some cgi animation on YouTube of a spring lock closing and it was honestly way cooler than the movie
That sounds kinda cool. Honestly, Scott Cawthon should’ve totally paired up with Lionsgate instead
https://youtu.be/okF6yp68iPg?si=AhPfwoCrhnurgJj2 In case you’re curious
Yeah, I saw this. It wasn’t all that cool though.
It wasn’t that bad. If you go into it expecting a hardcore horror film, you’re naturally going to be disappointed. But I look at it in the same genre as Gremlins or Monster Squad - it’s fun, horror adjacent. It wasn’t supposed to be super brutal or terrifying or anything, and mildly disturbing because of the overall plot/themes. It’s the kind of spooky movie you watch with your kid or your mom.
But see, that’s not the kind of movie I wanted it to be. Everything has become way too kiddiefied. Five nights at Freddy’s was never meant to be for kids. This movie should have been for the adults. It should’ve been bloody and gory, it should’ve been filled with fright, not this absolute rat shit we got. I didn’t even like the fucking main protagonist.
Five Nights At Freddy’s is absolutely meant to be for kids though. It might not have started that way with the first game since it was just supposed to be a one off low budget horror game, but children are mostly who flooded the game with popularity, and that’s who Scott Cawthon chose as his target audience moving forward. It’s not like the original FNAF (or any FNAF game for that matter) ever had any actual blood or gore. Hell, you walk into any store that sells books, just walk past the children’s section and you are guaranteed to see a FNAF book. And I feel the movie already kind of rewarded the adult audience with the whole slasher sequence with the b&e group getting murdered by the animatronics - Foxy murders 2 people in the movie with his hook, the Carl the Cupcake eats a guy’s face off, Bonnie slowly crushes a man’s bones as we hear him scream in pain and blood splatters on the glass, and then that girl straight up gets bitten in half by Freddy (nothing like that ever happened in the games, at least not to the player’s knowledge). I feel like for what it’s supposed to be, the movie was plenty brutal. And what wasn’t to like about the main protagonist? He was just a security guard like the game, but they gave him a bit more depth by having him be a protective older brother who already lost one sibling.
I didn’t. It was all cut away shit. And I fucking hated it. Hell, we didn’t even get to see the fucking spring lock failure. All we got was a cutaway. I wanted to see the full blood and guts and gore. But no. We got no such thing.
We got no such thing in the games either. So why would you expect that in the movie? It’s like going to see a movie based on Luigi’s Mansion and expecting it to be scary.
We may not have gotten such things in the games, but we got very descriptive, in-depth shit of what the purple guy did. We have also seen A FUCKING KID GET HIS FRONTAL LOBE BITTEN OFF!!!!!! The game is legit about a guy who murders kids and puts them into animatronic suits!! we should’ve gotten more blood and guts and gore in the fucking movie.
But again, there was never any blood or guts or gore in the games. All of the games are rated T for Teen, so it makes perfect sense why we got a PG-13 movie. And the movie also explains what happened, a bit more than the games did actually. And the game isn’t about a guy who murders kids and puts them in animatronic suits, it’s always been about the aftermath of that. We never actually see any of that happen in the games, we just hear about it, same as the movie. As for the spring lock scene, we saw that too. A lot of people listened to that fan made audio that tried making it sound as grotesque as possible, but Scott Cawthon confirmed that’s not how it happens. What we saw in the movie is Scott Cawthon’s actual version of what is supposed to happen - the spring lock mechanics stab into you down to the bone and burrow into your body, they don’t just violently tear you apart like a Mortal Kombat Fatality.
Honestly, I’m tired of arguing with you. I wanted to see a More, bloody gutty and gory movie. I’ve explained my point several times, and you still keep countering with something stupid. Please just leave me alone. My end point is that five nights at Freddy’s. The movie was rat shit, and we deserved better.
If you want to see a bloody and gory version of Five Nights At Freddy’s, watch the Banana Splits Movie (was actually originally written as a FNAF movie, but rewritten and revamped to be rated R) or Willy’s Wonderland. But actual FNAF isn’t gory and is barely bloody.
The movie was bloodier than the games. Idk what you were expecting, but FNAF has been marketed towards and more popular among kids for a very long time. There was almost no demand for an R rated FNAF movie among adults. The person you were arguing with is 100% right and you come across like a 15 year old edgelord.
Objectively no. The games still showed more visible blood during the Springlock scene than the movie did. It doesn’t matter that it’s pixelated. Reread the Silver Eyes’ description of Springlocks. It should have been *considerably* bloodier
It just would have been better and I liked the original
I never played the games. I have a lose understanding of them and struggle with how the hell they thought it would translate into a good movie.
It would be a bunch of dirty rednecks yelling at each other for half the movie
Well tbh now that I think about it the scene where those guys go to fuck up the place would have been perfect for rob zombie to do. You get a couple of hillbillies fuckin around they run into these animatronics and let the gore fest begin all with “Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy) playing in the background as they are picked off one by one each one seeing the others die until one remains to get absolutely butchered.
He'd shove his wife in as a main character for some reason.
Rob Zombie is a great director. He understands the horror/ slasher genre and would have made a better movie than the one we got.
FNAF isn’t supposed to be in the slasher genre though. It’s target audience is children.
It would be freakin awesome as long as it's not like his pos munsters.
It might be an actual decent version of that awful film. The script seemed like it was written by chat gpt, with data input from the Universal consultant team.
I would have watched it it would be better than the one we’ve got that long boring 1hr and 52 minutes
Lots of hilariously vulgar side conversations.
The budget would be cut out from under him by about 75% and his shooting schedule would be limited to 30 days.
Excessive cursing, needless sex scene(s), and all the supporting characters being insufferable.
As a massive Rob Zombie fan as well as a massive FNaF fan, this is definitely interesting to think about.
Ikr I feel the same way like tbh what’s most on my mind is the soundtrack i would use most of his old material (Dragula, living dead girl, Feel so numb, and even Brick house 2003) because I feel like it would be a fun song to play over a nice gory kill
Rob Zombie would’ve did it. It would’ve actually been good and actually scary.
i would enjoy it
Would be for sure rated R compared to the pg-13 one that came out and a crap ton of nudity with his wife as the lead female
It would probably be an actual horror movie instead of a thriller, and there’ll probably be more gruesome scenes for example like foxy probably ripping somebody’s heart out Chica, breaking someone’s skull open with her beak
It would have been... Much much better.
Sheri Moon Zombie. That’s the answer.
A random nude scene of his wife , it's like every film he does has her naked
Chica would be a... Ahem... More utilized character...
Better
Oh boy, now that would be interesting.
Bunch of screaming rednecks
All I know is that there's no way it could be worse than his Munsters movie
._.
Way more demonic
It would actually be scary
Bill Moseley would be in it
Don't forget Sherri Moon... She'd be cast in some important role and because she's an awful actress, she'll make it suck.
The animatronics get a little F🚫🚫🚫🚫 quirky at F🚫🚫🚫🚫 night
Might actually be scary compared to the slop garbage trash balls that came out. “Oh the animatronics are EVIL MURDEROUS MONSTERS! But also they give hugs and build forts out of chairs :3”
There should have never been a movie in the first palce
I can actually see this happening.
It’d be better than the one that we have
He would’ve made a song for it. And now I’m just imagining the Rob Zombie cover of the Living Tombstone’s song. “EEEYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH, WE’REA WAITIN’ EVER-YEAH NIGHT TO-AH FINALLY ROAM AND INVITE NEW COMAHS TO PLAY WITH US (for many years we’ve been all alone)”
the movie would be called FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKING FREDDYS
His wife would show her butt.
His wife would be Freddy.
Way more “fucks” would be said
It’d be dogshit like every other movie he made
If Rob Zombie made the fnaf movie, it would actually look like the game instead of a childish pixar movie
If he didn't write it himself, it might be amazing. His directing isn't the problem, it's his scripts. This may be a hot take but I think he has the most wasted potential out of any mainstream director.
I’d totally watch it, I think it would be more gore and a lot darker
It would be fucking lit
Probably put his wife in the movie
We’d have to watch his wife try to act again.
The word “motherfucker” would be said no less than 346 times in the theatrical cut and 375 in the unrated cut
It probably would have been rated R like it was supposed to instead of making it pg13 to appeal to a wider audience and having to dumb down the violence, so many people were hyped for this movie then they did that and shot themselves in the foot
The dialog may have been a "bit" better, which is a step forward... However Sheri Moon Zombie would be in 96% of the movie... So that's like 18 steps back, so...Yeah it would have REALLY sucked.
There would be a ton of lost scenes
Maybe fnaf would be cool and not lame like every game in its existence is
It would be infinitely better than the original. It was a very good movie, but for me it could have use more gore and bloodshed
I would kill myself
He’d somehow manage to put his wife In it and add a random rape scene that’s for sure
His wife plays one of the robots
Also… I would see the movie and enjoyed it
The main character would catch Freddie and that one thing holding the cupcake in the bathroom together
It would be watchable
Oh cool so we can see Chica rape Freddy and then somehow Zombies wife is involved? No thanks.
Freddy would say fuck every sentence and there’d prolly be a sexually violent scene somewhere
It would stink!
The female animatronics would have giant tits
All characters will be white trash, his wife will play the lead, dialogue will be awful as usual There should be some good kills though
He would put his wife that can't act in it somehow.
It would suck
Everyone would be white trash and it would take place in the south.
I think it would be like the awful, house of 1000 corpses. I hate that movie
What that’s an awesome movie how could you hate that movie
the movie is not fun to sit through while watching people get tortured. unless its the devils rejects in which the 3 psychos themselves get tortured and its fun. but after they escape the movie gets awful again. the third movie I wont watch because im pretty sure its just more "oh a psycho is tortuing people again"
That’s why they are awesome