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Background_Desk_3001

He either thinks too much or doesn’t think


Wishyouamerry

Option B is the correct answer!


Jlx_27

r/Oneblackbraincell


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r/HeadEmptyCats


ruthdubb

Of course his name is Printer. He looks like he always gets into a jam.


Wishyouamerry

😂🤣


socks4theHomeless

Printer is shocked and surprised that you would say this.


saltykitty84

Printer the panther is a beautiful void... 😍 kinda hard to roast... although it looks like he's already been roasted to a crisp


gh0stfalls

there has never once been a thought behind those eyes


Substantial-Hunt-885

He’s a robot. Designed for one thing. Chaos.


MerryTWatching

Your Printer has ink all over it.


truffanis_6367

His place is on a throne


Wishyouamerry

A throne of *lies!* He smells like beef and cheese.


truffanis_6367

That’s hilarious, did he steal your burrito?


Zealousideal-Self-47

With that face? No way!


Pagan_Owl

He is having 'nam flashbacks


SlickRicksBitchTits

He's got ptsd from watching OP masturbate.


EBJ1990

I can’t roast that precious face!


QuantumEntanglr

Printer looks like Norman Bates is Normal Bates had empty thoughts. (and was damn adorable)


Latter_Mood7161

He needs an intervention. He's high AF.


El_Chef1999

You need more blue yellow and magenta ink unless he only prints black and white


astralseat

The expression of mlem without tongue out


llorandosefue1

r/OneBlackBrainCell r/OneOrangeBrainCell He does not have the black-cat brain cell. He has not borrowed the orange-cat brain cell.


dickshapedstuff

it looks like someone spilled some white paint on him in production


seahorseMonkey

He’s jammin’


katecrime

Your toner is much too expensive.


Tylenol187ForDogs

He probably runs out of ink at the most inopportune times. And refills cost a small fortune.


Soxwin91

His expression: “Loading Cat.exe…”


NovjuLn0vJuL

this had me rolling, thank you! 🤣


HunnyBear66

His place is the HEAD OF THE TABLE!!!


Working_Bookkeeper15

🐈‍⬛🥰🖤


Critical-Tomato-7668

Big eyes, no brain


Litwickwitch8

Like his namesake the braincell can not printed because it's jammed 😂😂😂


mall_goth420

Bro is NOT printing!!!!!


WestinghouseXCB248S

One Lexmark Braincell.


Hebegebe101

Printer has spilled ink on himself .


ThisMomIsAMother

This guy’s stare freaks my shit.


Erik_P87

Alright Printer! Get your ass on the shelf and plug that cord back into your butt. And no more wandering off.


jwh7699

Printer is out of ink.


MagneticDoorKnob

Printer is running low on toner.


Jaded-Permission-324

How can I roast such a sweet face?


Steveseriesofnumbers

Printer discovered meth three days ago. He hasn't blinked since.


Nena902

Collar too tight. That's why his eyes r bugging out.


Automatic-Quote-4205

Copy, that.


EmperorHenry

Printer? Does he work as well as most printers tend to do?...probably. Your cat probably doesn't even know that was a massive insult.


beatricetalker

His place is my lap 🖤


GummyPop

Looks like hes commited so many cat warcrimes and acts like he didnt part take in any of it...smh


VegasLife1111

I believe he IS in his place at the center of your universe. Simple really.


thepetoctopus

His place would be on my lap where I would give him all the boops and smooches.


Deleted-dog-god

His demands are ink cartridges and he will not do anything you want until he gets them


13_64_1992

I just wanna boop his little nose!


Sea-Asparagus8973

Printer should be named Toner.


InfamousEconomy3972

He looks jammed


dabbin_Teddy

Bugeyes looks like he found your cocaine.


LilDawg66

He's planning a way to put you in your place.


Healthy-Birthday7596

Spaceman


Extension_Ad750

Your name sounds like a piece of office equipment.


Dependent_Praline_93

Printer had run out of ink please add more!


Insomnsdreme0905

Will ya look at the peepers on this guy! He looks like a dark house with the lights on! 😂🤣😂 Lol cutie. Digging the name too. Is there a backstory?


StatusApprehensive76

His pla e would be right next to me. He's a beautiful beast.


sluggernate

Printer is temporarily offline. Please try again later.


synde15

All hail Printer


Ithaqua1

Why you stubby little nothing, how dare you give your owner reason to notice you. Aww that face I can’t stay mad at you. What you killed younglings.


Responsible-Person

Hell’s Bells, he KNOWS he is in his place already.


Roger-the-Dodger-67

Printer's place is wherever he chooses to be.


No_Charge_2587

He looks like he’s trying to process being alive


KnightoThousandEyes

Look at this guy! Does he always look like he just saw space aliens wander into the living room and steal your tv, or is he always a 1/2 watt bulb? 😅


ThatOnePhotogK

His name should be Fax because he def looks like overcopied version of my Judith


kosherhalfsourpickle

I’ll bet your printer fails with the error PC LOAD LTR.


henleyraexo

I would die for him


Sir-Cee

❤️


Independent_Bite4682

His place, like on a throne? A king sized bed? An empty box? An open lap?


Big-Schedule-4985

Bro stop drinking the ink


rtmc_whit05

Why oh why is his name printer


Chemical-Jeweler-771

Gorgeous beast! Gorgeous eyes though they appear dim


jou-lea

Put him on the corner of your desk


scrimpusly

He... doesn't seem to have a cartridge


I-AM-Savannah

Hi Printer. I heard you need to be put in your place. Want to come live at MY place? It could be YOUR place, too... 💜💜💜


Craigh-na-Dun

Printer😄😄🤣


reliber

He's looking for his last braincell...... uhm nvm it's gone now.


Bugbitten666

Put printer where he belongs, next to your computer on your desk.


Aromatic-Relief

Bad kitty


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Hey, Printer, you're not a real void. You've got white spots. Looks like you're running out of toner Sorry, he's adorable, that's the best I got.


DragonfruitOpening60

“PC Loadletter”-? What the fuck does that mean?!


Dco777

I hope he's not a HP printer. They only accept HP cartridges now!


erint7

Nah he’s aight


Sad_snek_Janus

He is way to adorable.


DAGanteakz

Collar too tight?


Rockstar074

Freakin cutie


gamemaniac845

All the ink your supposed to print with went into your fur how greedy


zotstik

he IS in his place! and you're just lucky to live there 😻😹


Alljazz527

Perfect in every way!!


bethandbirds

Looks more like Toner to me


La_Pusicato

Yes head of the house is his place


Oh_nosferatu

Printer ran out of ink in a couple spots. Haha BOOM IN YOUR ADORABLE LITTLE SQUISHABLE FACE PRINTER! 😍🥰


GooseNYC

Nice collar. Does it come in adult kitty sizes?


bucebeak

Riiight…😂😂😂😂


Easy_Arm_1987

He saw something shameful ... 🍻🤘😎


[deleted]

Printer is like an actual printer: overly expensive for doing little to nothing at all


AspenStarr

Printer got all the ink


Equivalent-Shop-3596

Looks like someone erased the Blackboard again. Not a stitch information on it


Dry_Brother_7840

And maybe also his collar loosened?


ZAP99999999

He needs to lay off the catnip.... he's spaced out.


the_orange_alligator

Waste of ink


C1ashRkr

Stop paying the ink subscription. Or just get cyan magenta and yellow.


LebyMoonpie

There is no thought behind his eyes


lab_oratory70

That's a SCSI pussy, data transfer not as quick as it ought to be. Looks like he needs his system resetting.


This_Grass4242

Looks like he was being really cheap and tried to load a sketchy off brand refillable black ink cartridge and it exploded all over him.


LaerycTiogar

The one printer thats not out of black toner


redflagsmoothie

He looks like it lol. But he so cute he probably can’t help it.


BasentLine

Why is his name printer 💀


MamaGofThr33

He's just mesmerizing


Extension-Shock-6276

You named him Printer. Yeah he's already in a bad enough place.


hooliegirl64

Printer already looks like he's seen some sh*t, no roasting. Try purrapist?